I have been on Reddit for almost 4 years this is my first time seeing him
(I'm not one to upvote stuff just putting that out there idk why I feel like I need to)
Algorithm is shit now, we don't all see the same or relevant stuff. Should have been here way back, used to actually be the front page of the internet.
Not gunna lie if I bumped into that beast the first thing I'd need to do is change my pants 🤣, doubt I'd recognise that as a horse at first. Body shape more resembles a rhino
My gut wants me to free it, but realistically I would just admire it from a safe distance and see if it’s hurt or anything, if not just mind my own business and admire the beauty of the horse. To my people horses were/are extremely important, my Turkmen people were some of the last horse archers to be used by ottoman/Turkic khanates.
Taller, not heavier. Shires aren't the heaviest, nor is this. The Brabant is definitely heavier, but it's kinda moot. At this size they're all far sweeter and now gentle than a mini lol
That's the entirety of Reddit. There are literally 1000's of reposts daily that disappoint and frustrate me no end, worst of all with new witty titles to obfuscate.
In all honesty, this is the first time I see this one. You and I clearly browse different subs and we handle the reposts differently.
Additionally, you've been on reddit for about a year. I've been here for over 10 and you have NO IDEA how many reposts you're gunna see. Hang onto your hat!!
Unsure. Just funny that someone would rage about reposts when they've only been here for about a year. If I had a penny.....
Do they think they're the first to notice? Are they on a mission to stop the practice? Will they get a reward for being the repost police?
Maybe we build some "repost calluses" after a while. Honestly, some reposts become nostalgic "ooohh haven't seen that one for while, let's look again".
Name: cupcake princess 👑
Maybe she's born with it ✨*Maybe it's neighbelline*✨
Boop
He might eat you
I am delicious
I can confirm that fact
Damn, I want a pice too then
You better
100%
I came here to say exactly that and I am pleased it is the top comment. Boopers unite!
BoJacked Horseman
Too much gear bro
Bojacked HorseMAN
Romanian Final Horse
I can only imagine how loud he is when walking, I rode a 900kg Belgian logger, she made some serious noise, and about 10kg to a poo pile
this is a big reason i wont get a large dog … i babysat a rottweiler and couldnt get over the multi handfuls of poo. 😅
Tbh picking up mirabelles manure mountains wasn’t too bad, just scoop it all and whack it in the wheelbarrow
Yeah
My first thought was HOW MUCH DOES A HORSE THAT BIG EAT?? No pressure but if you know due to experience, I love animal facts if you can respond!
She ate a lot, she did a number to the weeds around the field
You tell him he’s a “good boy”
While petting his nose and scritching his chest?
He tells you, "good boy"
You hungry girl?
Officer down! Officer down!
I would say the next line but most people wouldn’t understand and I be downvoted .
I'm sorry, I was just talking to the horse!
That horse is a diabetic!
OMG horsey!!! cmere sweetiepie oh gosh what a cutey u r who left you here little sweetums or did you get lost honeypie mmmuacks
is this just a thing now to not only post but upvote this...every...single...day
I have been on Reddit for almost 4 years this is my first time seeing him (I'm not one to upvote stuff just putting that out there idk why I feel like I need to)
Algorithm is shit now, we don't all see the same or relevant stuff. Should have been here way back, used to actually be the front page of the internet.
Some things in life cannot be escaped. Brutus is one of them
Fucking kylo ren in horse form.
This horse is shredded. A buddy of mine saw this horse take his gear off in the rain and he said that this horse had an 8 pack.
Where's the banana for scale?
There is banana juice loaded on that cart. /s
That's a big boy
Yeah i bet his name is Barbie
More likely something like Borat.
Barbosa
First thing I thought of... [big](https://youtu.be/nnun8y7r8_U?feature=shared)
swole
I release the horse, and ride him to victory against the Visigoths, in front of my legions. 
2 Horsepower at least.
That’s a big boi right there
This is looking like the Avatar horses !
Bow to show respect.
I look around to make sure a Griffin isn't around
The video looks edited
Tell the horse it is a good horse and then offer it a tasty treat!
Pledge undying loyalty to it and raise its children as my own since my wife got pregnant just looking at it.
I'll have it pull a rugged old railway coach and call it the Gypsy Express. Easy money
Wide.
https://youtu.be/_DZKwCVKneg?si=pF7N4lt_9YZjRY1D
"This isn't even from here Abby, you can't be calling me a liar (calling me a liar)" Immediately what I thought of.
I got damn papers in this bitch!
Say Hi
Get the F##K out of the way
Pet the horse
Boi you thicc
Offer it a snack and give it some pets. What do you think people are gonna do?
love muscular animals 💪 rad af
Family guy prepared be for this
give him an apple
Give carrot or apple
Back away SLOWLY
Genuinely, why?
Is this the coexistence of the beast and the princess?
Give him a carot he probably deserves it
#HONSE
“What’s the first thing you do.” IDK, what’s the normal thing to do? Say “that’s a big horse?”
I don't think there is enopgh oxygen in the world for this thing
"Finally awake" vibs
Give it a hug ofcourse
Romanian Swol Horse
Check my wallet and phone
Funniest thing I ever read when I saw another of these horses on reddit "Pictured: 2 horsepower"
Nothing?
How much can he bench tho
I name him Gustaffsh
I wonder if it's Penis is big or thicc
Run.
Still only one horse power.
ask for his workout routine and diet
*checks pockets for sugar lumps*
well, i sure as shit am not going to walk behind it..!
Not gunna lie if I bumped into that beast the first thing I'd need to do is change my pants 🤣, doubt I'd recognise that as a horse at first. Body shape more resembles a rhino
I would ride it into work.
Offer them a carrot 😊
Imma ask him if he’s natty or nah.
Link would just eat some stamina food and jump on for the ride
How many horsepower does he have
"Horse"
Dont know much about horses but the dude does not look very happy to me.
Rub his neck or even his forehead if he will let you
Bro could run through a building
Give him a carrot 🥕
hey big fella
Why I need to do anything..? Maybe same things I do when I face other horses, and that is nothing.
Put my hand out offering peace and love, whilst expecting the same back. Often your own behaviour/vibes will set the tone for such an experience.
Half a horsepower but a million torque.
[Ruin from Darksiders](https://darksiders.fandom.com/wiki/Ruin)
First thing, cry. Second thing, flee
1 horse the width of 2 horses
Give him a carrot.
look around for lu bu lol
Pet it and give it an apple.
Elden ring invasive thoughts would tell me to fight that thing
Yes booping is correct
Can I pet him?
Ask if I can pet.
Give it my apple and car keys
Manually ejaculate that god horse for future breeding.
Offer an apple.
Offer him A carrot 🥕
Carrots, apples, forehead rubs
Skyrim
Tame it and make it your mount
The guy your girl picks a fight with at the club:
Oh someone found the mountains horse?
Pretty sure thats more than 1 normal horsepower
I stare...
Still smaller than your gf
Genuflect.
What is that music?
Bow
First thing I do… give him a carrot 🥕
My gut wants me to free it, but realistically I would just admire it from a safe distance and see if it’s hurt or anything, if not just mind my own business and admire the beauty of the horse. To my people horses were/are extremely important, my Turkmen people were some of the last horse archers to be used by ottoman/Turkic khanates.
I PET
Look for owner. Then make sure the wagon brake is on. Let horsey rest a bit. Go look for owner. Pat horsey and tell them how lovely they are
Just look at it
Fuck me, that's a wide boy
Wide body kit
Who wants a brushy bushy?!
Crazy thing is he's only about 3 feet tall
Pet him?
Bro skipped leg day
Horsekules
Bro has 2 horsepower
Saddle it. We ride at dawn.
Call my buddy Ian
bro is overqualified for this job.
It looks like it eats men and shits cowards to sustain itself
woah, gota start doing those RDL in the gym
Say "cool" take a photo and then get scared and go away
Stay the heck out of his way.
Can I pet that dawg?
More like what Anorld schwarznegger would look like if he reincarnated as a horse
Dude eats a acre of weed a day.
DAMN BOI HE THICC
this horse has more horsepower than my car
Some people back in the day people used to bet on anything in card games, imagine betting this horse and loosing it
Butterscotch.
Can I pet that dog?
1 HORSE POWER!
That horse is 2HP.
In austria we say "Leberkas"
Would give it an apple, or 100 apples…
Say excuse me sir.
they still regret using trucks???
Why would I do anything? I’d keep walking like a normal human being wtf. It’s not my horse and it looks like it could kill me.
My eyes glitched out and I thought it had six legs for a second!
[r/forbiddenboops](https://www.reddit.com/r/forbiddenboops/s/Gqq47BYbeK)
Horsepower
Aren't you the horse from Horsing Around?
He is doing his workout everyday 🫡
Vaush would love this
Pets
Bros got atleast two horsepower
Juan
That's a triple bypass
See if Minecraft lied to me about horses liking apples or not. If he doesn't, then I guess I'm dead 💀
Underwhelming, was expecting him to move or pull stuff.
Very cute.
Now THAT'S an absolute unit
Nah, I am natural bro.
Assume the position
Pet it
It is Roman, not Romanian. Illiterate degens.
Is this still considered as 1 horsepower? Or equivalent to 2 horsepower?
5000 hp
Shire horses are bigger
Taller, not heavier. Shires aren't the heaviest, nor is this. The Brabant is definitely heavier, but it's kinda moot. At this size they're all far sweeter and now gentle than a mini lol
Google says otherwise ! Brabant 700-900 kg. Romanian 640-910 kg. Shire 850-1100 kg.
Well, huh. I stand corrected. The stats I remembered aren't what I'm reading anywhere either. That's odd. Regardless, big happy pony. I'm a fan 😁
Man his body to legs ratio make me think this breed has leg problems, majestic animal, hopefully all is good ! 😀
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Why is it crap?
This is one of their longest replies recently. Give them a break!
Wow funny guy, not. I guess I'm the only one who's sick of seeing the same thing reposted over and over?
That's the entirety of Reddit. There are literally 1000's of reposts daily that disappoint and frustrate me no end, worst of all with new witty titles to obfuscate. In all honesty, this is the first time I see this one. You and I clearly browse different subs and we handle the reposts differently. Additionally, you've been on reddit for about a year. I've been here for over 10 and you have NO IDEA how many reposts you're gunna see. Hang onto your hat!!
“Wow funny guy not” makes me think it’s a teenager
Unsure. Just funny that someone would rage about reposts when they've only been here for about a year. If I had a penny..... Do they think they're the first to notice? Are they on a mission to stop the practice? Will they get a reward for being the repost police?
I’ve been on here a long time too and it’s funny how you can tell if someone is new after a while
Maybe we build some "repost calluses" after a while. Honestly, some reposts become nostalgic "ooohh haven't seen that one for while, let's look again".
Seems to be a lot of these similar posts recently.
OP has been charged with the crime of Post Simulatity. Truly the most heinous of crimes