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hewhoisiam

But, what was it for? Edit: Used for this: ... which was used to shield the Rotating Target Neutron Source-II (RTNS-II) -- the world’s most intense source of continuous fusion neutrons. https://www.energy.gov/articles/photo-week-how-open-worlds-heaviest-door#:~:text=This%20photo%20from%201979%20shows,wide%2C%20and%20weighed%2097%2C000%20pounds.


Relic_Warchief

Krabby Patty secret formula


SumTingWong_WiTuLo

Dammit I came here to say that


adamsaidnooooo

My daughter's chastity belt.


holdingMikeHawk

Oh I took that off years ago.


Celebophile

Why do you think there are so many people with the last name Smith? Smiths built the belts and could take them off.


Aggravating_Visit_86

You would bring your own daughter into to this!!what an idiot!!!


adamsaidnooooo

I don't have a daughter. Sorry my bad joke offended you..


[deleted]

How dare you not tell the truth on the internet. I'm calling the police.


Aggravating_Visit_86

It did not offend me at all. I don't give a shit bout your daughter! I'm sure you will get funny someday after you keep your own daughter out of your jokes. Just think bout it why would you put you self in that position on reddit? Why not say instead that was your wife's after you found her with her boyfriend🤣


LeJollyJingleTokes

You need to get your head out of your ass and learn how to talk to people lmao


Aggravating_Visit_86

Like you ? Stfu


LeJollyJingleTokes

I can tell that you have a sad, pathetic existence.


Aggravating_Visit_86

I can tell you are a bitch! Wasting my time fuck off


LogicallyCoherent

You chose to respond to them, therefore you wasted your own time when you had the choice to do something else. Good job.


LeJollyJingleTokes

You waste your own time 🤡


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copium reserves running dangerously low


Aggravating_Visit_86

Looks like you got offended it though if you have to downvote my shit! Pussy this is reddit up vote shit u pussy


[deleted]

Who shit in your cornflakes this morning, and why did you keep eating them?


[deleted]

T'was I! I meant to just fart in the cornflakes like I always do, but this morning a little came out by accident and I decided to just go the distance and pinch off a whole loaf. Weird fucker didn't even notice, just shovelled it down their angry-ass throat. Kinda grossed me out tbh.


Sea-Click-5124

Damn dude, you're like the human version of a montana merkel from that Onion News Network skit.


Playful_Lifeguard387

Username checks out.


SinneRabbit

Ya own me half cup of coffee


OG-demosthenes

Imagine being the engineer figuring out the size: "so if we make it out of solid steel it'll need to be...scribble scribble tap tap...oh crap!"


chemolz9

Ah, I was wondering that this design isn't very useful against breaking in, because the hinges are unshielded. So its not about keeping people out, its about keeping harmful radiation in.


Cronenberg_Rick

OP's mom.


steven09763

It’s says for clean energy….so why America have hard time adjusting to something they plan for ?


docdope

Money and greed


viktortheredditor

I dont get why people are downvoting you instead of giving an actual anwser


BongoFett17

Now that is a big door


B-Prue

I thought orginal Tron as well.


mrkaibot

That Flynn, what a joker.


PrismaticHospitaller

*Hodor.*


gizmo4223

Exactly what I thought, it is indeed the same door!


OriginalTRaven

Ahhh, the days you had to hide a pr0n stash.


the_good_hodgkins

Before encryption. The good 'ole days.


educated-emu

The is anothwr door names "new folder" amd inside is a few other "new folder 1", "new folder 2" etc Choose wisely


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

I had some gay furry porn in there.


Silverbache

NFT pfp cringe


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

Hey. Reddit offered it to me for free so... Might as well take it 🤷‍♂️


2000000man

I also got one for free but i prefer the pfp i have right now


PrismaticHospitaller

*BEHOLD. My stuff!*


Cheese_B0t

This is a photo of a photographer loading film into the first ever kodak camera.


wolfgang4282

But with modern engineering, this massive door can be opened by a single woman, as to demonstrate how easy it is. Isn't she just dandy folks? Let's give her a round of applause...


the_scarlett_ning

![gif](giphy|kpWbVBzcSiO2I)


00sra

She’s super strong!


Particular_Draw_1205

Strong than she hulk attorney at law


Silverbache

NFT pfp cringe


SuccYaNan69

Why do you care


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ItzSnowGamingYT

it’s a free one what’s the big deal


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TylerTheMasticator

that's what I was thinking there are two absolute units in this picture


Themusicison

I see Lego.


69_RADI8

r/beatmetoit


LogicallyCoherent

r/beatmeattoit


saragIsMe

It protects a single potato chip


Any-Fan-2973

The last one you promised your youngest brother to give but the others wanted to steal it


PrismaticHospitaller

Yup, stored right next to the last of the nachos that are fused together with cheese aka “the grand finale.”


[deleted]

I’m feeling claustrophobic just looking at that.


manhatim

Now *THAT'S* where top secret docs should be kept!


BoiCDumpsterFire

*WAS????* Wtf happened that was able to destroy that door?


Jakebsorensen

It could’ve been disassembled


flingkong24

What was that for? Nuclear fallout?


[deleted]

6 inches of lead lined concrete and a really good air filter system will do for fallout. This looks like it’s trying to resist the blast itself


Jakebsorensen

As a radiation shield in a nuclear lab


flingkong24

Ok so I was right


ConfusedPanda90

At this point it’s a better plan to go for the wall :-<


pjammies19

That's the gate to the Zoldyck mansion


RedShenron

Mike is inside.


Own-Confidence3005

But could it stop a light Saber


JLPReddit

They’re still coming through!


captainplatypus1

Stop? No. Greatly inconvenience? Yes. Blade’s only go so far so you’d have to shave off chunks of the door at a time so I imagine they would get frustrated and go home before finishing


Survival_R

probably, it's too deep to cut through with a lightsaber even a block of wood just 10 feet in width height and depth could technically defend against lightsabers


Elan_Morin_Tedronaii

Just cut it as if you were chopping a big log


Silverbache

NFT pfp cringe


ItzSnowGamingYT

it’s free what’s the problem


Sm7th

GROND GROND


div4ide

*gronding intensifies*


Ezyrem

At that point, I'm better off breaking the walls instead


Dazzling_Ad5338

Looks like she's trying to move an old TV.


enigT

Nah the hinge look weak af


LogicallyCoherent

Better hope you don’t break that hinge. Without the hint to support the other end of its weight that’s a door weighing several tonnes blocking whatever your goal is.


N-I-S-H-O-R

Ah yes, this door


anybodyiwant2be

Water or spiders probably still get in


captainplatypus1

*laughs in Jehovah’s Witness


domfarr98

mad how we call it 44 tonnes and not 44 megagrams


Nostrebla_Werdna

Hidden Funko pop collection


appolo11

Still being cock-blocked by your mom.


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tirikai

Shielding foe the tokamak?


[deleted]

Why?


the_scarlett_ning

Because I don’t like people touching my stuff!


Jakebsorensen

Radiation shield in a lab


[deleted]

I feel bad for the person who tried a heist on that bank


wondermega

Greetings, Programs


syrefaen

Now let's hope it keeps the atoms from making noise.


mbgameshw

Michael Caine shudders….


SirLavaMinnt

Der Tresor ist jetzt quasi offen


Last-Discipline-7340

Watch ya wieners I mean fingers


Last-Discipline-7340

Door still smaller than your mom! Heeey oooh


leckysoup

But why was his trousers so wide?


Euphoric-Abroad-3893

Let me guess its in Texas.


HavingNotAttained

If the hinges were properly designed the door could be effortlessly opened or closed with the push of a finger.


secrets9876

At this point, it would be easier to break in through the concrete.


Jakebsorensen

It’s a radiation shield, not a secure door


64-Hamza_Ayub

Just curious wouldn't it be easy for me to break the wall to enter rather than the gate?


Silverbache

NFT pfp cringe


Jakebsorensen

It’s not made to keep people out. It’s made to keep neutrons in


Uhavegot2bekiddingme

Apparently it was used in the 70s


Self-Fan

All I can think about is installing and removing it. That'd be a tall order


tomtomathom

Three drills!


Silverbache

NFT pfp cringe


senniboyo

Tron?


Standard-Tension9550

So is your mom.


brandon3388

it's full of single socks and guitar picks


Wolfclaw135

Here me out, 3 drills.


Ok_Fox_1770

Is that where they keep the little green men?


goofybastid

This is where you find the sword that seals the darkness


UntilDownfall

DAYM SHE THICC


herbert-camacho

Colonel's secret blend of herbs and spices.


MC-Master-Bedroom

Not shown is the cat who couldn't decide if it wanted to be in or out.


More_Mortgage_2410

And she opened it all by herself everyday with no help.


Fezzverbal

Silo?


Jakebsorensen

Radiation shield at a lab


Fezzverbal

Ah yea that makes sense


Babiesforfood

Damn, they got those FBC emergency shelters


Drthundercloud

It was the only way to keep the mother-in-law out!


Unsung_hero86

What people fail to mention that may be obvious is that this safe door could be opened by a single person.


Jakebsorensen

It’s not meant to keep people out. It’s made to keep neutrons in


Alexandor4

Was?!


[deleted]

Door city over here


crispybrojangle

So the door is the unit or the woman moving that 97,000 lb door?


dougreens_78

Whoever is opening that door must also be a unit


Ordinary_Tadpole_719

Imagine pinching your finger in this door


Zealousideal_Citron8

And this tiny little girl moving it😂😂😂


clovepalmer

Lbs should be in brackets not standard measurements.


Jakebsorensen

The door is in the US


clovepalmer

I think I misunderstood the reddit name


[deleted]

Inside there is the real ending to Game of Thrones.


TF2isnotdeadmate

Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!


Sotilas6

This looks like a scale model for some reason


chonklah

Bunker for billionaires


[deleted]

The power of wemen not even Arnold skwaezeniger can move that


MrKanun

Guys, the thermal drill, go get it


YaBoiBarel

a "quick" heist in Payday 2


gotrice2020

And still not as big as your mom


bluegreenash

Is that the door for Encom in the movie Tron


Electronic-Injury-15

Knock knock….


Electronic-Injury-15

Close the door, your letting the cool air out.


Try-Valuable

And yet I bet my roommates could slam this while I’m sleeping.


I_need_ze_medic

Oh that's easy. Get Jimmy


tiddiesandnunchucks

This door is used to protect my browsing history…


Robo_Gamer26

Guys, the thermal drill, go get it


Interesting-Pea-4121

M O R E D R I L L S


TheRecessiveMeme78

I feel like the woman is superfluous to the opening of the door.


Crows_HeadIC

Yeah, but for Magneto it minus will be 1 inch thick and 2 feet wide.


watchurlrofanity

Guys the thermal drill, go get it


Inside_Appointment61

HODOR!


mr2firstnames

Terry Benedict just had an orgasm. Keep the lights off