“How’d you lose your CPA?” “I put pineapple on the pizza.”

pineapple on pizza disrespect will not be tolerated…

I am also a certified professional alcoholic

Get used to the pizza parties

Oh man! You’re also a “certified pussy annihilator”?

the opposite actually

You’re a Certified Pussy Assembler??

Certified Pussy Annihilated

Everybody got killed in the CPA (Catastrophic Plane Accident). Sorry about the dark joke.

Dont apologize for greatness.

man I was about to congratulate you LOLL

LETS GOOO!!!!

😂😂😂

this made me gag ty

I want one with pepperoni and pineapples 😊

Strong. Now, you just need to get your CFA (chicken sandwich and waffle fries) and enjoy them with your EA (College Football 2025)! E. A. Designation—its in the Code!

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Congratulations

You can find me on the next train to Chicago

Congrats!