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cornheadwillywanka

“Ah shit you failed your CPA exam, Bro’s cooked.”


CollinWorksOut

favorite one so far


gh6sted

Bro just take my damn award and get outta here, fr fr


f_moss3

“Bro didn’t sign the engagement letter”


No-Fortune6107

You forgot the 💀


vermilliondays337

No CPA fr fr


lavarofhouseball

Hey partner-kun, the controller has a gyat. Would it be a conflict of interest if I rizzed her up? That would be a W move


QuantumS0up

controller gyat = peak fiction. bro is coping frfr 💀


Dangerous_Boot_3870

Front gyat


Go-HAMilton

I'm a millennial, and I gotta say, that shit scares me too. Lol


dumbestsmartest

Somehow rizz was easy to figure out but then came skibidi and gyat and my knees and back started hurting.


Pandorama626

We had some dumb slang like "da bomb" and whatnot. But Gen Z has the absolute dumbest shit.


Catnaps4ladydax

Lol everything was "wicked," we had "you think you're all that and a bag of chips." "Psych," "not," and not only did we have da bomb we had da bomb dot com. Then there's "dude" and "a'ite?" (Not sure on the spelling of that one but alright shortened.) "Like" "totally" "whatever." (Emphasis on the what) "Ya know?" I told my kids that if they could define skibbity they could say it, they tried to use the Internet to get a definition. I said no I want the original meaning. Then I made them listen to some music (Minnie the moocher, skat man etc) it was hilarious when they were using a nonsense word that their great grandparents used.


dumbestsmartest

You reminded me how much I miss busting sick tricks at the skatepark with my homies. Then again my knees reminded me that was 20 years ago.


Catnaps4ladydax

Lol for me it's been almost 30 years. Most of the time the dumb things that are "cool" you start using them at age 11-12. Or at least my kids started saying dumb things like the nonsense on here around that age. (One a little younger) Damn I am old.


zdubsi

Evolve or die unc


Josh_From_Accounting

Gyat is a way of saying a nice ass. It is a play of saying "goddamn." As in, "goddamm, that ass!" Skibidi means "is this person up to no good." It orginates from a series of youtube videos that focused on toliet humor from 2023.


sam605125

I'm Gen Z and that also scares me


BleedyNiceGuy

Not a chance people are sayin this shit in the office 😭


Wacokidwilder

No cap


Same_Hunter_2580

Me handing in my notice: Aite imma head out Signed Me


Ok-Duck-6019

I'm a younger manager and I can confirm they do use their lingo with me. That's okay though, I'm not like other managers. I'm a cool manager. 👴


Gemdiver

[Stop the cap.](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/aa/7e/fc/aa7efca7b03dfcdcf22bd019d1270269.jpg)


Ok_Astronomer2479

FR FR


Ace_Maverick86

Bet


TW-RM

My Gen Z intern types "rn" to me on Teams all the time. I'm a director.


CrazyWS

rn, tmr, btw etc feels like normal abbreviations, but if someone messages me in teams with “that quarter end was not bussin no cap” I’m leaving


xraxraxra

I know 40+ year olds that use "rn". It's not a Gen Z thing.


Bubbly-Thought-2349

I was typing that on IRC before some of these new starters were even conceived. Fucking hell


CaffeineQueenBean

I still remember my ICQ number IRL LOL


SubsistanceMortgage

Millennial here — I’ve used “rn” for decades and I have a Gen X partner who uses it too.


chrisbru

I type “rn” on slack to my gen z employees. I’m a VP.


TheFederalRedditerve

What is rn


SubsistanceMortgage

“Right now”


RunTheNumbers16

Only on teams my guy


CmdrChesticle

Won’t be an issue as the zoomers are more scared of talking to clients than anything else. Even talking on the phone to their coworkers will make them want to quit their job. Generally speaking.


Animajax

Damn, you really called us out like that


Alakazam_5head

Zoomers are still learning that talking about anything other than the weather and sports in the office makes boomers extremely uncomfortable. Don't worry, they'll figure it out


CmdrChesticle

Literally true.


highclass_lowlif3

These fs are bussin no cap fr fr


SSupreme_

On god


enigT

No cap fr fr is fine, but skibidi is some gen alpha shit


Ok-Duck-6019

Oh you're actually right. Now I sound like a boomer referring to all young people as millennials. My daughter is Gen Alpha but she's only a year old. I didn't realize they were up to 14 years old already...


Lvfalcon34

Haha


InitialOption3454

No cap fr fr is fine AHAHAHha


AMO22252

Cultural difference is serious. Almost all of our clients are also boomers. Any new joiners acting too smart are grilled and roasted by clients themselves. Problem is so serious that we have to take how to behave with client sessions.


HalfAssNoob

Fax, no printer


ilyazhito

I heard for real and no cap, and I did hear "on God" in a rap song. What the heck are "skibidi" and rizz? I was born in 1994, BTW. 


Ok-Duck-6019

@jasoncoxnc on Twitter: Having a 14yr old is has taught me: This is gas (good) So Ohio (bland/boring/bad) Blud (fam/like family) Rizz (charisma) Gyat (attractive girl) Skibidi (off, not normal)  -See also skibidi rizz (charismatic but off) & skibidi gyat (hot but evil) Send help


dumbestsmartest

LOL. Iowa used to be the equivalent of Ohio for my Midwest millennial slang.


hiimjosh0

This post is hella Ohio brahh


Ok-Duck-6019

Nah fam this is gas no cap


parrothead17

They talk like that until both the partners and clients roast the shit out of them then they drop the lingo real quick


francisdben

Gen Xer. I have no idea what any of that means.


Ok-Duck-6019

@jasoncoxnc on Twitter: Having a 14yr old is has taught me: This is gas (good)    So Ohio (bland/boring/bad)    Blud (fam/like family)    Rizz (charisma)    Gyat (attractive girl)    Skibidi (off, not normal)     -See also skibidi rizz (charismatic but off) & skibidi gyat (hot but evil) Send help


Kibblesnb1ts

I'm not going to bother learning any of that because it's gonna come and go within a few years just like all other trends.


Ok-Duck-6019

It's worth it to learn it well enough to appreciate the memes.


Kibblesnb1ts

I'm a boomerxennial and these words are weird and scary.


EuropeanInTexas

As a millennial we were saying “pure gas” 20 years ago, that’s not new


haqglo11

Doubt too many boomer partners are left. Mostly X


Ok-Duck-6019

You're lucky then. The majority of partners in the departments I've worked in at multiple firms are still to this day majority boomer partners.


rorank

If this client don’t answer my email ong imma crash out deadass ☠️


spectri3r

I (millennial) e-mailed another senior (gen Z) in a different tax group (I think something in the tax provisions they sent us as support was confusing to us or something) and they, in the e-mail response, were like, "yeah, that looks kinda sus". A partner and an MD Cc'ed on it. I honestly got a kick out of it.


SubsistanceMortgage

There are virtually no boomer partners left based on the mandatory retirement ages of the B4. They range from 58-62. I forget which is which, but at least 2 of the B4 will be boomerless after this year. All 4 will be boomerless by 2027.


Ok-Duck-6019

I've never worked at Big 4, but I have worked at a few top 100s. None of them have mandatory retirement ages and all of them are still majority boomer partners even to this day.


SubsistanceMortgage

The Big 4 all have mandatory retirement ages. Since they capture more than 1/2 of all grads that go into public, that’s who most people are going to be familiar with.


magickill11

OP ain’t capping tho


slykethephoxenix

This is the only wayI can describe Skibidi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4ZRK8YLmPc


Mapoleon1

fr we hella sus but lit like an onion ring that slaps. gg ez


Safrel

Y'all underestimate your ability to make cool slang uncool.


Opposite_Onion968

Was this ever cool slang? This is about as cool as the tide pod eating trend that took over TikTok.


Safrel

It's ironic slang I think. But my point is that when elders use words, it becomes uncool.


Opposite_Onion968

> It’s ironic slang I think. I have no idea what you mean by this.


Safrel

Like people who say it, know that's its an weird phrasing, but they say it ironically as a joke.


Oberschicht

no one knows what it means, but it's provocative


Plastic-Cable

It’s what gets the people going


CaffeineQueenBean

A teacher at my kids highschool did this, the kids just thought it was hilarious