As someone who did construction when i was younger, the guy holding the sign usually works a few ways
-that guy is injured
-that guy is a slacker
-theres a group rotation so everyone gets a bit of traffic duty to ease the day
I think I would be an amazing screenwriter the stories I could make up would be hilarious! No idea how to write a script though haha, but I could figure it out.
You should try it! My aunt is a screenwriter, most of her stories follow the [heroes' journey ](https://www.grammarly.com/blog/heros-journey/)(she has it up on her wall in her office), and her scripts just follow [standard formatting](https://www.studiobinder.com/blog/how-to-write-a-screenplay/).
Therapist, maybe.
Let me explain why:
I'm a family law attorney. Divorces, child custody cases, restraining orders. A great deal of this job is dealing with the emotional details of people's conflicts with their family members - their spouses, and ex-spouses, and sometimes their children. The law is not good at regulating the way people treat their families; but that doesn't stop people from asking it to try. A lot of the time, people seek out a family lawyer when they really need a therapist. A great deal of my job consists of helping people deal with these difficult relationships: either encouraging them to stand up for themselves and assert boundaries; or, depending on their previous inclinations, to consider how their actions might be adversely affecting others in ways that negatively impact themselves. (The world of family law litigants is divided into people who need to be told that they can say No, and those who need to be told to stop saying No quite so often.) In other words, I already am, in effect, acting like a therapist, with no professional training (but with subpoena power, as if that makes up for it).
Work from home jobs where I am typing.
I already spend the vast majority of my time online or typing anyway. I could make money from it. I've been applying to a lot of these jobs even basic ones but still get rejected.
I would be the best cop. I have no desire to kill anyone or break any laws. I'm very happy to do nothing all day. I'm good at paperwork. Sadly I hate authority and fraternity style organizations.
Consultant: I have strong opinions about what I like and what I think can be improved with the things around me, and I think I can be pretty persuasive and thorough when it comes to making presentations and courting executives.
Well, that's what my lawyer's there for. At that point he knows everything there is to know about the case so not like anyone would benefit from my input unless I'm called to testify. If I was able to afford his lawyers I'd be sleeping too tbh.Ā
Not a US citizen / resident so couldn't give less of a shit a who yall have for president. Sleepy Joe being an international laughing stock is just the reality of the situation. People memed on Trump on twitter but seriously consider your current president demented. 10/10 pick bro šĀ
hard to describe tbh but basically administrative assistant? everything from graphics to media management to events organizing, communications, and more. non-profit work.
Replacing and testing fire alarms and smoke detectors.
When i worked in hotels someone from the fire alarm companies would come by every now and again to check our fire alarms and they would go into each room, bring a flashlight, look, and say its good.
Sometimes they would just replace a fire alarm smoke detector but thats like the most work ive ever seen them do lol
As much as it shames me to say this, pornography. I have friends who are big into OF stuff, both filming and acting. I have seen all of the penises involved in that, and they are like half of my penis strapped to far less attractive men.
But therein lies the problem. What self-respecting dude would ever show his dick on the internet? There are probably like, several notably handsome guys who have ever filmed porn. Most are average looking guys with slightly above average stuff. Because real men have real jobs that pay real money.
911 dispatcher. I'm really good at directing convo and getting answers out of someone who otherwise is too stressed or doesn't want to.
But then I'd go home and play Russian roulette with myself...so...
I don't have a particular job in mind right now. But one where I'm doing things quietly. Wiether it's food prep or various tasks with objects on a counter top.
There are various things I'd know to do, that wouldn't occur to most or many people. Like laying a hand towel on the counter top. So metal utensils and other hard objects can be set upon it with virtually no sound. Instead of making tapping sounds by placing objects on the bare counter, making other people who aren't involved have to hear it.
If there has to be someone in the room doing physical tasks. While others in it are resting, reading, meditating, taking an exam, or doing Yoga shavasana. I'm one of those who is mostly likely to be barely noticed by others.
I'd take into account whether I have to walk or step around where I am. And attentive to things like if the ground makes creaking or other sounds when I do. Making sure I'm wearing clothing that don't make excessive ruffling sounds when I walk. Like hiking shorts made of fabric almost like camping tents. Can't wear those in sound-sensitive situations.
HR. I've seldom seen anyone in that role with half a brain. When you find one with any capability, you hold on to them.Ā
I've worked along side HR for years. I've screened and hired my own staff, ran payroll, stored i9's, negotiated with insurance brokers and set up self funding medical, updated company handbooks for my department(I run accounting). Pretty sure I can manage an HR department for an smb.Ā
Death doula. I think about this a lot. When I was having my baby I was in and out of consciousness but every time I woke up my aunt was right there reading a magazine. I felt like I was completely safe because of that.
Iāve dealt with death a lot since a young age and itās never scared me. Itās been more of a wonder of whatās next on my journey. I do feel like I could take care of family members and someone dying with empathy and respect.
I had no idea this was an occupation until I watched Dead To Me or whatever that show is.
Game host or runner, I just have to be myself and ask or answer questions to keep the server alive and active. It really sucks when nobody replies to a message in any hobby! š
One of the people holding signs for road construction
Its a demanding job, I don't think I'd be cut out for it.
As someone who did construction when i was younger, the guy holding the sign usually works a few ways -that guy is injured -that guy is a slacker -theres a group rotation so everyone gets a bit of traffic duty to ease the day
I was jk
I'd overthink it and panic. So I'm a waitress. I'm blaming everything on the kitchen
Posting the exact same questions in multiple subs under different names
Dumpster diving. Trained I could even turn a profit.
Receiving a blow job
Good job šš»
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Yes, it's usually men, but these days, we're not allowed to say that.
I think I would be an amazing screenwriter the stories I could make up would be hilarious! No idea how to write a script though haha, but I could figure it out.
I'd imagine that a braindead potato could do better than the dreck Hollywood is putting out now, and that you'd be better than a braindead potato.
You should try it! My aunt is a screenwriter, most of her stories follow the [heroes' journey ](https://www.grammarly.com/blog/heros-journey/)(she has it up on her wall in her office), and her scripts just follow [standard formatting](https://www.studiobinder.com/blog/how-to-write-a-screenplay/).
Therapist, maybe. Let me explain why: I'm a family law attorney. Divorces, child custody cases, restraining orders. A great deal of this job is dealing with the emotional details of people's conflicts with their family members - their spouses, and ex-spouses, and sometimes their children. The law is not good at regulating the way people treat their families; but that doesn't stop people from asking it to try. A lot of the time, people seek out a family lawyer when they really need a therapist. A great deal of my job consists of helping people deal with these difficult relationships: either encouraging them to stand up for themselves and assert boundaries; or, depending on their previous inclinations, to consider how their actions might be adversely affecting others in ways that negatively impact themselves. (The world of family law litigants is divided into people who need to be told that they can say No, and those who need to be told to stop saying No quite so often.) In other words, I already am, in effect, acting like a therapist, with no professional training (but with subpoena power, as if that makes up for it).
Work from home jobs where I am typing. I already spend the vast majority of my time online or typing anyway. I could make money from it. I've been applying to a lot of these jobs even basic ones but still get rejected.
Panda cuddler
Screenwriter for porn movies.
Easily can write a masterpiece in comparison
I would be the best cop. I have no desire to kill anyone or break any laws. I'm very happy to do nothing all day. I'm good at paperwork. Sadly I hate authority and fraternity style organizations.
This is why you would be bad at being a cop. Youād be a good cop, but not score well on performance reviews
Consultant: I have strong opinions about what I like and what I think can be improved with the things around me, and I think I can be pretty persuasive and thorough when it comes to making presentations and courting executives.
Monster truck driver. I just *know*, deep in my soul, I *KNOW* it to be my destiny
Donāt let your dreams be dreams. https://www.monsterjamsuperstore.com/Toys_s/78.htm
Superintendent. I think they just zone out on zoom conference calls all day. Maybe I'm wrong.Ā
Idk if you're right but you're definitely not wrong
Well that phrase said nothing
It didnāt say nothing, but it definitely didnāt say something.
"Idk if that's in their job description, but they certainly do a lot of it." Maybe if you read it without context, it says nothing lol
Sewing a flannel. Always wanted to sew something cool.
Judge
President of the USA š
Compared to Biden? Not a chance, nobody loses words or sleeps mid sentence like sleeeeepy JOEEEE
Didnāt trump literally fall asleep during his fucking trial? Dumbass š
Trials are boring and last for ever. Also, not part of the job šĀ
YOUR trial would be boring?
Well, that's what my lawyer's there for. At that point he knows everything there is to know about the case so not like anyone would benefit from my input unless I'm called to testify. If I was able to afford his lawyers I'd be sleeping too tbh.Ā
You people love to make excuses
Who is you people šĀ
Trumptards, you know cult members
Someone dislikes trump. Loll
Not a US citizen / resident so couldn't give less of a shit a who yall have for president. Sleepy Joe being an international laughing stock is just the reality of the situation. People memed on Trump on twitter but seriously consider your current president demented. 10/10 pick bro šĀ
Painting cars I would love to try I think I would be ok
Therapist. People say I give good advice and have empathy.
You wouldnāt know what therapy to give tho
Good point
thanksš
I am just going to say it. Most of us here would make better presidents and politicians than we have now.
I am convinced I have watched far too many interrogation videos on Youtube to be anything worse than average at it.
The guy who steps on the grapes down at the winery. I'd crush that shit.
My current job. There was basically no training.
Whats your current job
hard to describe tbh but basically administrative assistant? everything from graphics to media management to events organizing, communications, and more. non-profit work.
Transponster?
traveler....if I wasn't so illiterate
Stock market, advice phone lines, porn (but I'm pre trained š« šš¤£ already), radio jockey, asmr, audio book reader, spicy story teller.
Pilot of a commercial airliner. I'm good at that on my computer.
Weather woman
College registrar, enrollment, registration
HR, Marketing.
Safety inspector at a nuclear power plant.
Lmfao, and why so you say that?
Isn't that what Homer Simpson does?
Replacing and testing fire alarms and smoke detectors. When i worked in hotels someone from the fire alarm companies would come by every now and again to check our fire alarms and they would go into each room, bring a flashlight, look, and say its good. Sometimes they would just replace a fire alarm smoke detector but thats like the most work ive ever seen them do lol
Being a politician....
Walmart Greeter/Receipt checker
The old HAWK TUAHHH
As much as it shames me to say this, pornography. I have friends who are big into OF stuff, both filming and acting. I have seen all of the penises involved in that, and they are like half of my penis strapped to far less attractive men. But therein lies the problem. What self-respecting dude would ever show his dick on the internet? There are probably like, several notably handsome guys who have ever filmed porn. Most are average looking guys with slightly above average stuff. Because real men have real jobs that pay real money.
President. I couldn't be any worse than the last 2 dummies.
911 dispatcher. I'm really good at directing convo and getting answers out of someone who otherwise is too stressed or doesn't want to. But then I'd go home and play Russian roulette with myself...so...
Importer exporter
Lighthouse Keeper. I like solitude and gazing out over the ocean.
A police officer since immigrants can do it now.
Weed connoisseur
Modern Art painter
Financial Advisor. 0 professional training, but self taught, and I follow the markets. Not just the USA and Canada, but global.
Playing the cuck in adult videos.
Acting
Welding
Something involving public speaking
Pornstar
Vons
I don't have a particular job in mind right now. But one where I'm doing things quietly. Wiether it's food prep or various tasks with objects on a counter top. There are various things I'd know to do, that wouldn't occur to most or many people. Like laying a hand towel on the counter top. So metal utensils and other hard objects can be set upon it with virtually no sound. Instead of making tapping sounds by placing objects on the bare counter, making other people who aren't involved have to hear it. If there has to be someone in the room doing physical tasks. While others in it are resting, reading, meditating, taking an exam, or doing Yoga shavasana. I'm one of those who is mostly likely to be barely noticed by others. I'd take into account whether I have to walk or step around where I am. And attentive to things like if the ground makes creaking or other sounds when I do. Making sure I'm wearing clothing that don't make excessive ruffling sounds when I walk. Like hiking shorts made of fabric almost like camping tents. Can't wear those in sound-sensitive situations.
Bear wrestling
President
Game tester
Attorney.
Voice actor
Estimate agent
A GP doctor
Lawyer.
Photographer
Dog trainer I seem to have a calling for it. Its surprisingly comes easy for me and dogs can learn and I also learn from dogs.
HR. I've seldom seen anyone in that role with half a brain. When you find one with any capability, you hold on to them.Ā I've worked along side HR for years. I've screened and hired my own staff, ran payroll, stored i9's, negotiated with insurance brokers and set up self funding medical, updated company handbooks for my department(I run accounting). Pretty sure I can manage an HR department for an smb.Ā
Explosive Demolition
Surgery
SalesĀ Got that gift of gab or so Iāve been toldĀ But Iām in constructionĀ
Interacting with aliens and extraterrestrial beings.
Reality TV star
The President. LOL
A psychologist. I like to listen to people and Iāve been told Iām wise, so Iād probably be able to pull it off
Running mars
Michelin star restaurant critic
President
Handyman + Google
Iād be good as a relationship therapist
There is no job I would be good at.
Idk what the exact meaning of training that you mean but i think casino dealer im going to start a class soon that being said always wanted to be one
Any type of scanning job, Ive applied to many. Bc of my Job hopping no one wants me sadly lmao
Funeral Director
I think I would be an effective President of the United States.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Maj_BeauKhaki: *I think I would be* *An effective President* *Of the United States.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
bed tester or underwater ceramic technician (aka dish washer)
Elementary school teacher.
Film Director
Songwriter
CEO
Death doula. I think about this a lot. When I was having my baby I was in and out of consciousness but every time I woke up my aunt was right there reading a magazine. I felt like I was completely safe because of that. Iāve dealt with death a lot since a young age and itās never scared me. Itās been more of a wonder of whatās next on my journey. I do feel like I could take care of family members and someone dying with empathy and respect. I had no idea this was an occupation until I watched Dead To Me or whatever that show is.
Testing bed mattresses on a coziness scale.Ā
Air traffic control, easy. Next question.
storytelling/marketing
Game host or runner, I just have to be myself and ask or answer questions to keep the server alive and active. It really sucks when nobody replies to a message in any hobby! š
Actor
Giving relationship advice on social media.
Ooh food critic!
Ceo of tesla. I have no idea what to do, but im confident i would be better than that shitclown.
Comedian. Iām always making people laugh without really trying
Improv and Sketch comedy.
waitress