I told my command i was needed for cas training in the cfft all week so you bet your ass im just chilling around wherever looks the most fun while im visiting.
To us humans,that's the equivalent of handing you a bag of dog shit. Crayola is the only acceptable brand of crayon for eating. Every marine knows this and they know what they did handing you a rose art.
Hey now. We were invited. Back when USAF was part of the Army. Sort of. Please let us in, its looks so nice in there. \*slings poop in confusion at everything\*
Mostly stressed because we wouldn't know what format to use and who to report to. Does a fight between a soldier and marine about a crayon require a storyboard?
Wait are we nonners? I was always told that nonner was non-flyer until some very angry crew chiefs drunkenly explained the term about 12 minutes before they got all of us kicked out of the strip club for trying to fight the bouncer 😂
RPA Sensor Operator would be standing in the corner alone watching the F-15 pilots make out with each other while thinking to themselves *"They dont know im a pilot too"*.
Am comm, can I join the dnd game? Already have a char sheet ready to go on my tablet that I take everywhere - yes I also brought my dice, no I will not apologize for how nerdy I am. I promise I won’t talk about IT…
ATC would be over-indulging at the cool-kids table and talking about near misses, crazy traffic patterns, and talking shit about other controllers they don't like. Also likely planning a huge prank on someone at some point. Said prank will likely involve something extremely messy and likely be painful.
Pshh anyone who went to PS’s parties at Shaw in the late 90s knows they would be working down 1000 Jell-O shots while moving in keg stands. That job turned me sober for a short stint.
Aircrew would talk about how fucked up they got within 10 min of finishing post flight responsibilities in some country that they likely caused an international incident in.
The 9C000 would crash the party trying to be like one of us. They would walk around coercing everyone to take a selfie with them. They would randomly throw up shaka's and quote random stoic authors. Something about the different hats they wear... When they realize that no one wants anything to do with them, they would talk about how the party violates standards and is unprofessional. Then they would shut the party down, and have the party house destroyed.
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PA would be snapping embarrassing cell phone pics of everyone without permission, then posting them to a public Facebook group and tagging everyone in them along with the wing leadership.
No, no, no. 30K is more appropriate. Who is more at fault for the Horus Heresy? Was it Lorgar with the Word Bearers or the Emperors for his refusal to be seen as the god he is? Erebus?
I’ll let myself out.
1N3s would think they’re being really smooth and cool by speaking another language but I’m reality they’re just kinda taking to themselves in the corner
Lol they don't speak shit.
"What do you do?"
"I know Korean"
"Oh cool, say something in Korean!"
*stutters awkwardly for a few moments before saying hello with a really shitty North Korean accent*
"...I do a lot more listening and reading than speaking..."
"Uh huh"
8R000's would be shaking hands with everyone at the door and railing Adderall in the back room while acting out the brunch scene from Wolf of Wallstreet.
Yep. Seen a ton of cases where someone got into trouble just because they were present. Doesn't sound legal, but SF's attitude toward our own is "Eh, fuck 'em."
The 5 ammo troops who rolled up with their LT would have already drank 2 kegs by keg stand, and would be beligerantly singing "courtesy of the red white and blue"
Aircrew would be arguing with other aircrew about how their Afsc or aircraft is significantly better and how the others aircraft is literally obsolete and has no real mission
2S guys showed up unfashionably late. Brought Odouls when Mx ordered monsters, Ops ordered fizzy water and CE ordered everclear. Incessantly reminded everyone that bottles were reuseable containers and expected a full accounting of each.
Maintainers: if we're bringing the booze "screw y'all" we're going stay at home and drink. We see our coworkers enough at work. If there is free alcohol we don't have to buy we'll be there drinking outside by the fire.
Ammo would be having wrestling matches in the back yard.
Weapons would be shotgunning something.
Nukes would be in a corner playing uno or some nerd shit.
Try again:
Contracting would show up with the red solo cups and say the beer is on the way, they just need a little more time to coordinate the keg deposit and transportation, and to get permission for the right kind of beer (Bud Light or Coors only, whichever is cheaper). The beer would arrive at 2345, without a tap.
Source: am 6C0X1.
>MX would be running hand sanitizer through coffee filters because that’s the “booze” they brought.
you joke, but when i was in crewchief techschool, some 15 years ago, some kids got busted for doing exactly that.
After working joint for 3 years, Army is sooooooft. Don't let the name fool you. They have just as man cry babies and spineless fucks as we do in the Air Force.
Logistics Plans would've maybe shown up, looked around, and left.
Ain't no way we're putting ourselves into a setting with everyone bothering us about redeploying home.
The JAGs are huddled together in a corner trying to avoid talking to anyone who was in their office last week or avoid making contact with your soon to be ex-spouse.
Who the hell invited Army? 1D would be setting up the gaming system
They crashed the party, uninvited, in typical Army fashion.
I told my command i was needed for cas training in the cfft all week so you bet your ass im just chilling around wherever looks the most fun while im visiting.
Um some Marine just handed me a Rose Art crayon. Is this safe to consume?
If you accept the crayon, you might have just gotten engaged to a marine.
Thats one generous Marine. Probably hitting on you trying to get into your pants.
To us humans,that's the equivalent of handing you a bag of dog shit. Crayola is the only acceptable brand of crayon for eating. Every marine knows this and they know what they did handing you a rose art.
Has anyone seen my wallet? Or my television?
Hey now. We were invited. Back when USAF was part of the Army. Sort of. Please let us in, its looks so nice in there. \*slings poop in confusion at everything\*
Yep, 1D and 1N would be the guys playing smash bros in the living room.
Hey any of you guys wanna join my 5e one-shot? I brought the dice and pre-genned character sheets
This is how most of my 'parties' were when working Cyber/Comm; it's a DnD/Smash Bros/MTG/etc that turns into drinking & Beerio Kart
Beerio Kart sounds amazing.
Facts! Prioritizing cable management 🤣🤣
62E.... we'd play with your dog for 20-30 minutes while not talking to anyone, and then awkwardly leave when no one was looking.
Hella accurate.
[Is this you?](https://youtu.be/wVYPLP9NSg4?si=TgKY4DzxdQSDn9Q1)
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Hey I'd at least play with the dog for an hour, talk to one person about dogs for 15 minutes *then* leave
Hell, I would talk to the dog for 15 minutes then leave.
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Command Post would be on the couch watching a movie half asleep and hoping nothing from this party becomes reportable
You have time off to go to a party??? I thought it was known command post was not allowed to do things with other humans involved.
Absolute facts. Please nobody do anything stupid lol
5J would be sitting right next 😂
Mostly stressed because we wouldn't know what format to use and who to report to. Does a fight between a soldier and marine about a crayon require a storyboard?
Isgt this is so accurate!!
Most ops guys won't be shutting the fuck up about being ops.
"Nice loafers bro, what moustache wax do you use? You think this polo looks ok tucked in with no belt?"
"Then I told that cyber bitch to thank me for my service"
You forgot about my investment portfolio.
I think most of us would be passed out drunk in the first hour. /s
Idk why you added the /s. This is probably the truest statement.
I’m learning the internet 🛜.
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Honestly seems like MX guys wont shut up about ops being ops. We just tryna work fam, or ya know, nonnering or whatever
Wait are we nonners? I was always told that nonner was non-flyer until some very angry crew chiefs drunkenly explained the term about 12 minutes before they got all of us kicked out of the strip club for trying to fight the bouncer 😂
WX would be in a different room away from everyone. And everyone would be absolutely fine with that.
They only got invited because they're tight with the intel nerds
"I didn't even know we had weather"
“I’d love if I could be wrong 50% of the time and still have a job!” Immediately smashes my bottle over that persons head.
But that’s finance
That's if we even came. 23% would be nerding out about Weather in that other room, 2% would be vibing with everyone, and 50% would be at home gaming.
CE would be in the backyard chain smoking bullshiting about trucks
I take offense to this. We'd also be rigging up some BS makeshift drink dispenser or something.
Ah yes I'll never forget the urinal that dispenses yellow jungle juice that we made for the holiday party lol
Classic 3E4X1
Hell yeah brother!
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I was gonna say CE would he drinking the hell out of em while making grunting noise and talking about tools
That’s just the dirt boys.
RPA Sensor Operator would be standing in the corner alone watching the F-15 pilots make out with each other while thinking to themselves *"They dont know im a pilot too"*.
TBF, that sensor probably has more strikes than those Eagle nerds
Avoinics would be playing dnd and making fun of comm for being nerds.
Am comm, can I join the dnd game? Already have a char sheet ready to go on my tablet that I take everywhere - yes I also brought my dice, no I will not apologize for how nerdy I am. I promise I won’t talk about IT…
No you fucking nonner. *rolls for damage*
*uses reaction “cunning dodge”* Your words cannot hurt me, I’m one with the shadows!
“Where’s my dice?! WHO STOLE MY DICE?!”
ATC would be over-indulging at the cool-kids table and talking about near misses, crazy traffic patterns, and talking shit about other controllers they don't like. Also likely planning a huge prank on someone at some point. Said prank will likely involve something extremely messy and likely be painful.
So much shit talking
The other half of ATC would be building a bonfire in the backyard and doing keg stands.
Typically radar folks.
There would be a few token tower controllers.
Pshh anyone who went to PS’s parties at Shaw in the late 90s knows they would be working down 1000 Jell-O shots while moving in keg stands. That job turned me sober for a short stint.
Aircrew would talk about how fucked up they got within 10 min of finishing post flight responsibilities in some country that they likely caused an international incident in.
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We had a drunken WWE tournament behind lodging at Moron AB one time so I feel like this hits pretty close to home.
Look all I'm saying is the beers won't drink themselves
Maintainers being the Car guys of the Party and having a Drag Race/Burnouts in the street
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And account for 21% of the blocks STD population 21 Club 🥳
Love how nobody invited Finance
We called them, nobody picked up, and when we went to their house no one was home.
 We know you’re in there…”training”
They’re still on their lunch break.
Don't forget, show time at 1000 for PT and early release for morale event at the roller skating rink.
2T2X1 would be having a competition Cornhole game going on. For sure.
2T1X1 would be in on that. Had a down day a couple weeks ago and played cornhole as a shop.
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Nice flair brother
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The 9C000 would crash the party trying to be like one of us. They would walk around coercing everyone to take a selfie with them. They would randomly throw up shaka's and quote random stoic authors. Something about the different hats they wear... When they realize that no one wants anything to do with them, they would talk about how the party violates standards and is unprofessional. Then they would shut the party down, and have the party house destroyed.
I mean is it even a house party if bass isn't drowning out all the other noise and giving everyone a headache?
Fire off a couple rounds in the backyard just for good measure.
Definitely, a couple desk pops to get the night started.
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TIL that has its own AFSC.
PA would be snapping embarrassing cell phone pics of everyone without permission, then posting them to a public Facebook group and tagging everyone in them along with the wing leadership.
"Look at this awesome C-130!" ...Thats a Ford F-150...
Doing more with less really hits different
Don’t forget trying to convince everyone we’re really kind of cool, too.
Not to mention making the most awkward small talk of all time with the cool kids
As long as no one asks us to get a picture of the goddamn cake.
YES! This \^\^\^ All those years of - "Did take a picture of the cake?" and no one asks for it. SMH
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No, no, no. 30K is more appropriate. Who is more at fault for the Horus Heresy? Was it Lorgar with the Word Bearers or the Emperors for his refusal to be seen as the god he is? Erebus? I’ll let myself out.
r/fuckerebus
Thank you. Cyber doesn't talk to Intel about 30k. Cyber talks to Cyber about MTG and Intel about random hobbies
Hazed and edited.
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Whats the current hotness for LAN parties? StarCraft? Counter strike? TF2? LOL?
Chaplain would provide some of the food (if they get a chance to talk about resiliency first)
Hahaha guilty! I did that this month, albeit not at a party. I would also be having 1 beer and leaving before it got too late.
"Hey guys we need some volunteers to DD for Ops' holiday party! This is a great bullet opportunity!"
>Successfully prevented half a dozen car crashes while ensuring unit safety. (Just joined ROTC so I have no clue if this is correct)
Everyone you give a ride to is a save.
1N3s would think they’re being really smooth and cool by speaking another language but I’m reality they’re just kinda taking to themselves in the corner
Lol they don't speak shit. "What do you do?" "I know Korean" "Oh cool, say something in Korean!" *stutters awkwardly for a few moments before saying hello with a really shitty North Korean accent* "...I do a lot more listening and reading than speaking..." "Uh huh"
Oh they speak it. But talking to other humans is too terrifying for most 1N3’s for them to put together a coherent sentence.
Every AFSC would be playing smash bros
As Intel who plays 40k. Stereotypes be true sometimes, alot of the times. If you need me I'll be in the scif painting.
Cyber wouldn’t show up
That midnight scif shift ain’t gonna work itself
8R000's would be shaking hands with everyone at the door and railing Adderall in the back room while acting out the brunch scene from Wolf of Wallstreet.
Anyone “Maintenance” will be tasked and volunteered to do “something” the entire function. 1000%
Firefighters bring the big screen and recliners, good news they are willing to share.
At the CE party, all the trades would be sitting at a table binge drinking and grunting while EM, EOD and Fire sit at their own tables respectively.
That’s actually the most accurate thing posted on here.
As an EMer this tracks.
Hello fellow EM fam
Vehicle Ops would be DD and then drink regardless
Finance would come late, leave early, drink all the booze, and only leave a bag of chips as their contribution
Accurate
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Literally happened to me lol an LOR later
Yep. Seen a ton of cases where someone got into trouble just because they were present. Doesn't sound legal, but SF's attitude toward our own is "Eh, fuck 'em."
Space Force is your upstairs neighbor trying to quietly read before dropping a pin to the cops and then jamming your Wi-Fi.
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I'm not at Vandenberg anymore lol, but pass that on to the other most unhappy person there. :P
PA is live streaming for everyone who couldn't make it ... Sorry, Command Post and SecFo ...
The 5 ammo troops who rolled up with their LT would have already drank 2 kegs by keg stand, and would be beligerantly singing "courtesy of the red white and blue"
Agreed
Because that’s a great song.
I speak from experience
WHEN UNCLE SAM PUTS YOUR NAME AT THE TOP OF HIS LIST
Aircrew would be arguing with other aircrew about how their Afsc or aircraft is significantly better and how the others aircraft is literally obsolete and has no real mission
11H would get drunk off two white claws and start helicopter dicking on a table before blacking out.
Gotta reinforce that stereotype
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can confirm, ive seent it with my own eyes
MX would be drunk before the party even started, take an hour break, rally, then keep drinking.
Purge and surge baby
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MH Adapt are the craziest drinkers I’ve ever seen!
 First Sergeants would do this
2S guys would be hitting on medical chicks by letting them know their sexual prowess via forklift certification.
2S guys showed up unfashionably late. Brought Odouls when Mx ordered monsters, Ops ordered fizzy water and CE ordered everclear. Incessantly reminded everyone that bottles were reuseable containers and expected a full accounting of each.
The 42S/42P running ADAPT wasn't invited
Not today OSI
OSI comes in trying to buy weed while being obviously OSI trying to look like they’re not OSI.
1Z’s would be having kegstand competitions or outside doing beer miles
Admin: Keeping a log for the guys running 40K.
3F2s would be in the corner trying to one up each other on their stories from their previous career field 😂
AGE is late and brought stale beers from the last party
Everyone would forget invite RAWS and we would be at home chilling.
3M0X1 - Services would be doing the best cook out, grill out, asado, you ever had
Pharmacy is just happy someone is speaking to us instead of shouting at us.
Maintainers: if we're bringing the booze "screw y'all" we're going stay at home and drink. We see our coworkers enough at work. If there is free alcohol we don't have to buy we'll be there drinking outside by the fire.
2W's would throw a seperate party at the same time so we don't have to deal with the rest of yall.
Ammo would be having wrestling matches in the back yard. Weapons would be shotgunning something. Nukes would be in a corner playing uno or some nerd shit.
This is a fact.
Honestly accurate.
Contracting would be procuring the food, drinks, etc
Try again: Contracting would show up with the red solo cups and say the beer is on the way, they just need a little more time to coordinate the keg deposit and transportation, and to get permission for the right kind of beer (Bud Light or Coors only, whichever is cheaper). The beer would arrive at 2345, without a tap. Source: am 6C0X1.
They’d find 100 burgers, buns and condiments for $2562.79 and think they found a wicked steal.
Did a blind kid make those?
Nerding out to the ladies while simultaneously hiding from pilots.
>MX would be running hand sanitizer through coffee filters because that’s the “booze” they brought. you joke, but when i was in crewchief techschool, some 15 years ago, some kids got busted for doing exactly that.
Weapons is the Delta House of the Air Force. Toga!!!
Weapons would be passed out on the couch with dicks drawn on their face.
> Intel would be arguing over warhammer 40k Or fantasy football… it’s still nerd stuff IMHO but it’s one or the other
1C1 got the invite but won’t show up
Yeah, then complain all swing shift about how there's nothing to do around here
1A8s will be sitting on the roof watching everyone in the backyard
After working joint for 3 years, Army is sooooooft. Don't let the name fool you. They have just as man cry babies and spineless fucks as we do in the Air Force.
I’d love to be a fly on the wall for the Lt Col Guard fighter pilot and the active duty EO talking about pronouns and inclusivity
Us Mx guys would 100% be making out after we drank too much. Especially if they let us have beards.
9S’s would have either been forgotten to be invited since no one knows us or we would have purposely been not invited because of reasons
1Charlies be out drinking patron with SPECOPS command.
Lmao why would sec fo be there they’d just be the nosy neighbor calling the cops for a noise complaint.
I am cyber and work in an Intel unit and I have absolutely zero idea what Warhammer 40k is
Band would be getting shitfaced and probably singing karaoke
Med would be putting in IVs on eachother while drinking to prevent any hangovers (fun tip btw)
1Z1X1 would be starting IVs on everyone blacked out, even though they are close to blacking out too.
2W2's would be mixing drinks, but not telling anyone how we're making them.
Logistics Plans would've maybe shown up, looked around, and left. Ain't no way we're putting ourselves into a setting with everyone bothering us about redeploying home.
Medic here. Who needs an IV?
The JAGs are huddled together in a corner trying to avoid talking to anyone who was in their office last week or avoid making contact with your soon to be ex-spouse.
Linguists would be heavily drinking in the corner and yelling excitedly about the lore behind thier DnD characters
Retirees would be walking around naked looking for the locker room and talking about how much better the parties were back in the day.
UTMs would all be playing D&D.
13B’s would be running train on the Crud table and pointing elbows while the 11F’s playing beer pong laughed at them. Source: It’s me. Im the 13B.
But I heard ABMs aren't realy people?
SERE & TACP would be scouting for something to repel off of for no reason and no one asked.