Read the small print in your cone-tract

Fanny

Unfortunately Dave you are bang wrong! It’s 1 minute past 7 it’s your show. I am a technically a guest and you have failed to control me.

'Failed to control me' gets me 100% of the time haha

I can hear ‘em, but I can’t see ‘em

Cone Dancing?

Are you off to see a film  Like Cone-an the Barbarian 

They're screening cone-heads tonight. ... I thought I'd made a play on words there, but I just realised I haven't. Regardless, I made a correct statement.

You Conehead!

Didhead

I think it’s the attitude of a dosser

Dwad

STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!!