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Bjorkbat

Glad to hear you enjoyed-…we made you faster? Are you that guy I would randomly chase down the street at full speed after dark?  The one who lived near downtown?  West of 8th and South of Coal? Oh man, I really hate to hear you’re leaving.  Tell you what though, if you ever need a good workout, just let me know and I’ll fly out.  You’ll barely see it coming.  It’ll feel like you’re running for your life all over again.


themickeymauser

You’re the one that made him faster? That’s awesome! I’m the guy that made him stronger by mailing him boxes full of lead that he’d have to carry up stairs to his apartment. Huge shoutout to whoever made him smarter in spite of all that lead exposure, they’re the real MVP!


AdventuresofDX

😆 I’d love that. I’ll dm you when I need it ha


ThePowerOfShadows

STRONGER, smarter, faster, and STRONGER? Did you learn to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge?


AdventuresofDX

Actually yes. 😆


Albuwhatwhat

Stronger and stronger. That’s twice as strong.


DinosaurAlive

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Practical-Ad5938

Best wishes on your next adventure. I truly hope you find what you are looking for.


Grammasweets

Damn! My guy doubled up on the strength, we must be relentless here 😅🤣🤣


GooseCreep69

Nah just stole his car. Homeboy had to walk everywhere. Got his leg muscles ![gif](giphy|lepuSiUym7mQE)


theArtOfProgramming

OP is acting like they just survived the gang life in Juarez


bedroom_fascist

"Threw hands with" ...


lu9352na

lol facts


Oldman3573006

Making Burque sound like a war zone 😂. I wish you the best on your next adventure.


AdventuresofDX

Ugh… where have you been?


Oldman3573006

Started out in the UNM area, then downtown for 6 years, then the South Valley for a decade, and then some. I regularly bike commute, and I'm a teacher. I'm right here.


Employment-lawyer

Right? I moved here from the east coast and have lived here for over two decades and amazingly I am still alive and have not been a victim of violent crime. Lol


abcrdg

Wherever you go, just keep looking over your shoulder.


AdventuresofDX

Well thank you love.


[deleted]

Probably move to Montana and still remove all valuables from car every time it’s parked.


FirebirdWriter

Considering my relatives in Montana will jack shit? They should


Wetnips6969

I lived in the nicest neighborhood in a small town. I still had shit stolen out of my car and the garage. 


DurangoSRT18

Sorry we argued over the last allsups burrito, I didn’t know at the time that you were starving. I apologize


Papa_Fu

So uh, you know you'll be back right? We all come back eventually.


doglee80

You’re welcome


JumpshotLegend

Good luck to you, best wishes on a successful and happy future.


Pure-Guard-3633

New Mexico ain’t for sissies.


AdventuresofDX

Amen


Pure-Guard-3633

Adios!


ZZerome

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third_act_BOSS

They always come back


AdventuresofDX

I have to, the food is too good and the gringo pendejos where I’m moving to don’t know a stovetop from their a**.


Relevant_Welder_3023

Sounds like a high school yearbook memory, lmao. This city is full of lessons but most of the population doesn’t learn from them😂🤷🏻‍♂️


AdventuresofDX

A fair statement since many didn’t evolve out of high school so🤷🏻‍♂️


Ok-Yak-5644

(sings) Oh fair New Mexico...oh how I love you so...


_portia_

Sorry you're going, you sound like a good person. Travel well and safely!


LagPlays

![img](avatar_exp|183367655|bravo)


AdventuresofDX

![gif](giphy|f5XoT6Bf0Vj8RqEP5p|downsized) Well thank you


GuitarNo7437

Byeeee


salvage-title

Not people in the comments being proud of how ghetto it is 💀


AdventuresofDX

And let them.


Smalls_the_impaler

You're not a titty, we don't care if you bounce. Fast or slow


firemanbusch

Um, see you later then?


Employment-lawyer

Goodbye and Godspeed, Kanye. 


cassmith

Perfect.


1ndependent_Obvious

![gif](giphy|10IbZpJN1k9D7q) This dude totally daft punks


Suspicious_Alarm_643

![gif](giphy|3oKIPwoeGErMmaI43S|downsized) Leaving ABQ be like:


HALLOWEEN_MAN_

Ok, now this is funny!


moekeyloek

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Remarkable_Ad_4907

I hear it bro in a way. I grew up there and stayed till I was 22. Then, I had some unfortunate luck in life and moved to AZ to try and start fresh. With the help of some friends and family. I've been out here almost 5 years now and turning 27 soon. I always make trips back home. But it's definitely changed, but I can't say I'm not grateful to have better luck elsewhere to help my family. But Albuquerque will always be home.


AdventuresofDX

That’s how I feel. I’ll visit, but living here full time is no bueno.


WipedButtwithTowel

Please send your new address!😂 Good journeys


ZiaPorVida505

What A…. You train at Jackson Wink? Who’s you through hands with? That’s a Burque Tradition right there homie….


Fleshyrotten

I knew Albuquerque was the first Elden Ring DLC


MatSNK

Imagine thinking strangers care enough about you to make this post lol. No wonder someone threw hands with you


AdventuresofDX

Bless your heart


neredsox1281

Albuquerque truly is a shitty place lol


AdventuresofDX

It’s only shxtty to people who probably are shxtty themselves. Everywhere has its pros and cons.


roswellslim

Go home cry baby