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nickster

I don’t think they make the top three after lifted trucks, cyber trucks, and cars with UNM plates with sagebrush stickers.


ZeBrownRanger

Don't forget Altimas! If they hit you, they are running.


SquashedTarget

And the Altima's rich cousin, any Infinity. Instead of running they'll blame you then threaten you with their husband/friend/cousin who is a lawyer.


NewMexicoVaquero

I think we should require a driving record and a 30 day waiting period before you can get a lift kit for your truck.


Canned_tapioca

Lol! I'm glad I'm not the only one who's made that correlation. Also bonus points if they have the trifecta. The two aforementioned indicators and a Dallas cowboys sticker


teddybearlove69

Especially any vehicle with UNM plates!


Bflo_girl24

BMW drivers FTW


richardalbury

💯


PoopieButt317

NOOOO, I'm just a little old lady with confetti hair!!!


Bflo_girl24

Slow Down!


TerribleBarnacleFarm

Yes.


johnnybinator

It’s a fucking tie for sure.


Brain_Mac

Yes.


adeewun

F150 / dodge ram / Chevy truck drivers


SubstantialPeak8160

i just got a dodge ram last week . i will not fit the stereotype i promise


Canned_tapioca

For now.. lol


mydarthkader

Those giant trucks with four back tires. Them badonka donk cars.


SadTurtleSoup

Depends. Are they the V8 or V6? That also skews the results.


ThinkSoftware

Winning this comparison is like being the least annoying Paul brother


DecaffeinatedLala

Yes to all.


poprdog

Well I had both one in front and one behind me. Both had to turn their engines off several times because they were so loud no one could hear anything


Perkonstreams

Camaros. Every piece of shit I've ever met drives one. (Hench why my brother drives one)


nomnomyourpompoms

UNM plates FTW


misterhinkydink

\* drivers.


Badw01f_Racing

Jeeps and anyone with a St. Pius sticker


Charming-Arachnid256

I'm a camaro ss owner. All stock. I'm super nice!! I like taking long walks in the Bosque, and poke dead things with a stick. I always return my shopping cart and totally refuse to crop dust while shopping at Wal-Mart.


KarateLobo

Whatever you drive


ShrimpCocktailHo

Por que no los dos? Either way is some 19 year old E-1 at Kirtland getting cucked by Jody. 


___shadow_wolf__

I’m saying Mustang but Camaro is not to far behind lol


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^___shadow_wolf__: *I’m saying Mustang* *But Camaro is not to* *Far behind lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


reallysux

Your mom