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Zealousideal_Leg_620

The fact that house is anywhere near lawful anything is outrageous. His whole thing is not following the rules


The_Ghast_Hunter

You can not follow external rules and still be lawful, just operate on your own internal rules. That said, house doesn't even do that from what I've seen. He's chaotic hands down.


MintPrince8219

House has 'rules' that he follows and holds other people accountable to, but hes also a total hypocrite and will bend the rules so he can do no wrong - especially when it comes to drugs


Zifnab_palmesano

yhea. House is Chaotic good or Neutral


jbland0909

I’d say neutral. 99% of the time, He only helps people for selfish reasons. He does good acts that save lives, but he only does so for the sake of his own ego or challenge. He actively avoids helping people if it isn’t mentally stimulating for him


Minecraftitisist69

Nah, Chaotic good. House's whole character arc is about how he says he doesn't care about his patients, but in reality he does. It's why he only takes cases that are 'interesting' because he believes he and his team are the only ones that can save them, which is typically true. It's also why he doesn't interact with his patients directly, to avoid getting attached to them in the event he fails. House cares, he's just too egotistical and jaded to show it.


OberynsOptometrist

My understanding was that you can have your own personal code and still be lawful. Like Chidi from The Good Place is an example of someone who has his own code of ethics and is very, very set on following those rules. His core conflict is morality is complex and he's never sure what rule to follow, but imo the importance he places on rules makes him lawful. Meanwhile Eleanor is pure chaos and seems to have no rules governing her actions at the beginning of the show.


Big_Distance2141

Okay but House does not do that


OberynsOptometrist

I was just arguing on the definition of Lawful. The\_Ghast\_Hunter had a good definition but it's different from how I understood it. Not questioning their conclusion on House. He's definitely chaotic.


EOEtoast

This chart is chaotic neutral lmao


Adventurous-Steak525

Has anyone done an alignment chart of alignment charts?


PeanutBuny27

I would love to see it


PaddingtonHG

If we get 9 of those, we can make an alignment chart of alignment chart alignment charts


EverGamer1

Why is house in lawful neutral? He is the most chaotic neutral person ever.


No_Most_5528

He's either neutral or chaotic neutral. In some ep, he's just rude/have bad ethics while in others he straight break the laws.


jbland0909

The hundreds of fictional doctor commit and a average of 4 acts of medical malpractice every year. This stat is flawed however, as the average changes .3 acts when you don’t include Dr. House


Phantom15q

this is literally the most all over the place chart i’ve ever seen. the thing from 9 is a crazy pull


SeaworthinessEmpty23

To my knowledge it doesn't think, so shouldn't it be true neutral?


antthatisverycool

I don’t know I have no mouth yet I must scream and monk are almost the same


TOTALOFZER0

the literal savior and victim from i have no mouth and i must scream is neutral?


Fleshinrags

Tbf his method of saviour was- morally gray imo, or at the very least occurred within fucked up circumstances that somewhat morally polluted the act


IllogicalDiscussions

Ted's act was ultimately selfless. He could have easily killed himself but chose to kill the others instead first. How could euthanasia have been morally grey in the scenario the story portrays? It's either die or be tortured for the rest of eternity in new, horrific ways, while your captor is immortal and impossible to destroy. Had Ted succeeded proper (killing himself as well) AM would have to suffer for the rest of eternity alone, a fitting act of justice against it. Anyway, Ted can still fit into neutral, I'm just not sure about "chaotic" neutral. He's not necessarily a good guy in any version of the story.


Cautious_Tax_7171

Monk mentioned!!!


AstroFanMan5

MONK MENTIONED


Phizle

I'm not sure House is lawful neutral with how much he enjoys tormenting people


SeaworthinessEmpty23

Or that time he talked about wanting to have sex with a 16 year old girl


Any_Bug_446

I recognize like 3 of these, good job making it all over the place lol


Timely_Alarm2952

who do you recognize?


Any_Bug_446

Thackery Binx from Hocus Pocus, the funny Vicodin man, and the Qu from All tomorrows. Lawful evil looks familiar, but I couldn't say what it is. Is it from that 9 movie with the weird sentient dolls?


Timely_Alarm2952

yes it is the Fabrication Machine from 9


agent-virginia

The "funny Vicodin man" is the best description I've seen of Dr. House lol


Lumpy_Eye_9015

Hey OP can you tell me who that chaotic evil guy is? I keep seeing him popping up online but I have no idea who he is or what he is from


Timely_Alarm2952

Judge Holden from the book Blood Meridian. He is often considered the most evil fictional character due to the long list of horrific crimes he has committed. Some people even theorize that he's the devil.


Missingnose

He's actually lawful though, not chaotic. He breaks laws, but he follows his own moral code.


Mr_Fahrenheittt

House is incredibly chaotic neutral


Orangefish08

Chuck. He grows tulips.


Feisty-Albatross3554

Kind of curious why Ted is CN


Novel_Diver8628

As someone who considers House one of my favorite shows ever, have binged it dozens of times, I would argue House is chaotic neutral. Ultimately curing and saving people matters to him, but overall solving the PUZZLE matters. If they die he’s sad, but more importantly, he HAS to know WHAT killed them. But he is certainly not lawful. He will break every rule, violate every principle, and piss on the Hippocratic oath while laughing and popping Vicodin to get his answer. The answer is a secondary addiction. He’s addicted to the puzzle and method of diagnostic medicine as much as he is opiates. Finding out the solution is all that matters; he will often put patients in jeopardy to get the answer. That’s why he avoids talking to them and distances himself with dehumanizing anecdotes like “everyone lies”. Once he gets to know them and sees them as human, he can’t bear to let them die for his answer (which is why he isn’t evil), but he’s still annoyed that he has to give a damn. Edit: based off my argument, one could make a good case for him being chaotic good before being lawful neutral, neutral good, or true neutral, but I still feel like all things considered chaotic neutral is the best fit.


Anonymous-Comments

I like tulips


KutasMroku

You get a like for Monk, but you get a dislike for putting house anywhere near Lawful


Hero_of_country

Dr. House is definitely not lawful, Monk could be tho.


Hero_of_country

House should be chaotic neutral, fabrication machine should not be lawful, and this slug from I have no mouth and I must scream should be neutral good.


Baileaf11

House is Chaotic Neutral


_diaboromon

Judge Holden from Blood Meridian


Baileaf11

Holden is pure evil, House is just chaotic


superstupidteenager

Who’s the guy in chaotic evil


Timely_Alarm2952

Judge Holden


superstupidteenager

Thanks


Kurbopop

HELL YEAH MONK MENTIONED


Feli_Buste25

I grow tulips


BarfOpinions

He grows tulips


AttitudeOk94

Unless you’ve read Blood Meridian imma need you to stop right there


Timely_Alarm2952

Well I haven't been able to get a physical copy due to some financial problems, but I've tried my best to learn the plot of the book and verse myself on important details.


chickenleg427

Dang not even a single person brought up fox.


UncantainedSheal

MONK!


SmolCreator

HELL YEAH NINE MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥


HundredMegaHertz

Qu in neutral evil? Didn't they just fuck up humanity FOREVER because they thought it'd be funny? that's chaotic evil type shit right there. House hates every rule ever made because they're rules, as long as he has a puzzle to solve he will stop at nothing to accomplish it, he is in Chaotic Good at best and chaotic neutral at worst. Fabrication Machine from 9 always had unclear motives, though it probably wanted to 'become' the scientist in a way by uniting the soul fragments from inside the stichpunks. Lawful evil? maybe, neutral evil is probably a better fit since, y'know, it kinda wants to kill the stitchpunks in a way with little regard for how. I don't care about the rest uhhh they all go in true neutral :\]


Gummy_Waffles

I grow tulips :)


HOOTRAGEOUS

Is that monk?


Air_Show

What the fuck connects all these?


HasSomeSelfEsteem

These things seem so thematically different that it’s hardly even makes sense


I-Slay-Dragons

Apparently you and I have very similar taste in media.


kingpanda2007

Who is lawful good and true neutral?


QuackingR3dditor

TN is Chuck from Amphibia. He grows tulips


hola1423387654

House is chaotic neutral


Wholesome_Soup

house is the opposite of lawful


Brimstone_Baker

Holden would be Lawful Evil, in my opinion. >!Mccarthy spent a huge chunk of the book giving insight into Holdens (deeply warped) moral code. I mean, there are the "Anything that exist without my knowledge" and "War" speeches, and the last chapter is pretty much Mccarthy straight-up telling us that while Holden is an absolute monster, he is following what he believes to be a (again deeply disturbed) set of morals. !<


Dyldor00

Who is the chaotic neutral yellow feller


Thomas_Caz1

House is chaotic good


Hero_of_country

Nah, chaotic neutral