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Salarian_American

And apparently, one person's insult is another person's violent assault?


DrBarnaby

The title is bizarre and misleading and that is one of the stranger quotes to pull from the article since it doesn't explain why the judge was lenient. Bad post, OP! Bad!


snowdude11

Hmmm "glassed" is a weird way to say "violently assaulted resulting in facial lacerations and permanent scars over guessing that the 39 year old was 43"


BobbysueWho

That’s such a small difference in age. What the fuck?


No_Bend8

Alcohol.


Enjoying_A_Meal

Yea! How do you expect the guy to guess a number when he's drunk?


No_Bend8

I figured they both were. Idk alcohol does terrible things to people


potbakingpapa

Did say anything about the victim being drunk, and if he was he did have the good sense to remove himself and then was attacked as he came back out. She chose to drink, being drunk isn't a defence.


Cold-Tennis7894

That’s what’s really damning imo, that the situation/conversation ENDED and she remained infuriated enough to PERSUE him afterwards. It’s also frustrating as you KNOW if the gender rolls were reversed he’d be getting way harsher punishment. Edit to say *Including jail time - That woman *also needs counseling.


potbakingpapa

I think the judge errored and it needs to be revisited.


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

The judge needs to be removed from her position.


forgottenfaldarian

How are these not the top comment?


No_Bend8

I'm not defending her. She should be in jail. I just 'assumed' they were both drunk. Idk but its not an excuse


MoldyLunchBoxxy

Yeah anyone who will assault people over absolutely nothing aren’t people who should be roaming the streets. Who’s to say she won’t try to run someone over or something crazier next time? Give her anger management classes at least.


JPSWAG37

Not to harp on you too much, but that sentiment only goes so far. "Alcohol does terrible things to people" is exactly what got her this slap on the wrist. Even though you have to be unhinged to a high degree to physically assault someone in the first place.


Worldly_Housing9489

Nah. Alcohol just brings out the truth in terrible people.


ReticentSentiment

I think that the demons are inside already; alcohol just opens their cages.


billybud45

some people are drunk their entire lives and don't glass anyone in the face. this is not alcohol, this is her personality.


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Totally this! I'm guessing that the judge "identified" whit this horrible woman.


midnightspecial99

Judge is at least 43


MuffledBlue

*\*glass shatters\**


No_Bend8

Actually I agree with this. She was a btich before the alcohol lol


LurkerOrHydralisk

And a sexist as fuck judge. Roles reversed that dude would have gotten a long sentence


lvaleforl

I'm hoping the judge was sober. She sided with her, saying that perceivably harmless talk can be insulting so you get glassed justifiably.


BettinaVanSise

Exactly. One more indication the world is upside down


Generic118

But on the plus side the judge determined that it was because somone said something mean to her and shes no danager to the public,  thank god her job is childminding childrens sleepovers as kids never say mean things 


DWDit

This wasn’t alcohol, this was entitlement and never having faced consequences in her life.


DifficultyFit1895

still hasn’t


eldred2

That and entitlement.


nomorestandups

Psycho


No_Bend8

Yes she is


Space4Time

Ego


RoughHornet587

Alcohol brings out a persons true personality IMO.


nellis003

If he had guessed her actual age she would have been just as offended. This is a person who wants to be told she looks 25 for the rest of her life.


confusedandworried76

Having someone guess your age is a stupid game to play if it's gonna offend you. I've only done it once to tease someone much younger than me, and I wouldn't have been offended if she said I looked older.


bvb2117

She looked 50 and he was trying to be nice by saying 43. Crazy bitch.


saxguy9345

Imagine if the judge slipped in something like "the age Mr Cooper prescribed was well within reason" or like, "we all age differently and could easily look 5 years younger, or 5 years older, like the defendant" 🤣


calebpagan

She wanted him to say 26. In her mind, he was 17 years too high.


Derban_McDozer83

Bitches gone be bitches


OGUncleDonkey

Fuckin Bitches Man!


JSears90210

If he had guessed 39 she would have been angry as well. Anything over 35 would have bothered her.


unkapoon

American here. The only time I've ever heard 'glassed' was in the movie Trainspotting. The scene educated quite well on what that means. 😁


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brodees82

That lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it!


AgoraiosBum

Who the fuck are you?


Bodoggle1988

Ahhh[nut kick].


tryingtodobetter4

Now do it with the accent, like the book does. Like [this](https://www.google.com/search?q=what+are+the+first+lines+in+the+trainspotting+book%3F&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS1025US1026&oq=what+are+the+first+lines+in+the+trainspotting+book%3F&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCTEyODMxajBqN6gCCLACAQ&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)... “The sweat was lashing oafay Sick Boy; he wis trembling. Ah wis jist sittin their, focusing oan the telly tryin no tae notice the ****.”


Figur3z

Glassed is commonly known in the UK to mean you hit someone with your glass.


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It's a common expression in Australia as well, or so memes have led me to believe. [https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1963053-australian-shitposters](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1963053-australian-shitposters)


Moist_von_leipzig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Spi8kx3vjE You glassed a c*nt? F'kin hell John


Jon00266

Can confirm, am australian


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Yeh it is, because people seem to think it's an acceptable form of fisty cuffs


Afraid-Ad-6657

Woah what? I was misled into believing that the person poured their drink on the other person. This is kinda ridiculous to be honest and had the genders been reversed the wording would be violently abused and disfigured instead. The judge needs to be disbarred if there ever is such a thing.


OhWhiskey

Dude was left with a four inch laceration to his face, narrowly missing his eye, and an injury to his thumb.


snowdude11

She "shoved a glass in his face" which is very misleading. This entire article is infuriating because it is written in such a way to obscure the facts and minimize her actions. Must've been written by the judge.


teddygomi

Glassed in the UK means to hit someone in the face with a glass.


HotSteak

Does that happen often enough that you have a verb for it? British pub culture sounds serious.


BigRedCandle_

Yes. Yes it does.


BiliousGreen

Sadly common in Australia as well.


GlitterTerrorist

The irony being that 'glassed' in the US seems to mean nuclear devastation :P


VeryTopGoodSensation

Glassed literally means to stab someone's face and cut them up


Lily_Roza

>This entire article is infuriating because it is written in such a way to obscure the facts and minimize [his or]  her actions.  So typical of reporting these days


ThorThulu

Drunk women are immune to their poor decisions


humanesmoke

I’m pretty sure it’s well known slang in the UK. In the movie Trainspotting one of the characters literally throws a beer stein which hits someone in the face and refers to it as “someone’s been glassed”


archiminos

But that's what glassed means?


Athlete-Extreme

Hit him twice after he tried and succeeded in getting away from her, which he did but she saw him leaving the bathroom and deposited a wine glass in his face.


Archberdmans

It’s not an uncommon euphemism


DGJellyfish

Judges need more accountability


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

So you can cut open someones face if they guess your age wrong and you find it insulting. Right. I kinda think that judge needs relieved of her duties.


XdaPrime

I don't get the judges multiple uses of the phrase "she is no harm to the public". She literally attacked the guy in public, no reason she wouldn't attack another person under similar circumstances...


OnewordTTV

For literally almost any reason too...


XdaPrime

For someone guessing a 39 year old woman's age as 43...


Xarxsis

> I don't get the judges multiple uses of the phrase "she is no harm to the public" Because the judge is taking into account past behaviour, mitigating circumstances and likelihood to reoffend. That the offender is deemed to be no risk of further harm to the public is entirely normal within the justice system.


Generic118

£800 quid to stab somone you dont like twice in the face seems like a right bargain.


irrigated_liver

Now I just need to find out which pub Boris Johnson drinks at.


Beaudism

Imo the judge should be criminally charged for flagrant misuse of the court of justice.


xxrainmanx

Imo, if that women is arrested for another crime that involves assault or anger the judge should be charged for negligence.


fishlipz69

But..... the judge... said.. she's not a threat 🫠


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doctorkanefsky

It is a judge that is failing to uphold the law. There is no insult someone can say to you that justifies using violence against them under the law.


FJWagg

If this was a movie, 90% of the audience would know the judge was paid off by a rich relative. She described the defendant as hard-working! She organizes children's sleepovers, how is that hard work.


LiquorMaster

British Judges have a lot of issues in holding criminals accountable.


countingferrets

Yeah I've noticed some weird judges, few of them use all sorts of mental gymnastics to follow biases... Its even worse in some American states


kingmoobot

Female judge felt insulted, indirectly


thetransportedman

Maybe he should glass her in a pub and see if she still agrees with the sentence


Night_Trip

I hope they sue her to the high heavens then


LucifersJuulPod

it’s england they don’t sue each other there


Angry_Robot

The English settle their issues much more civilized compared to lawsuits… they smash glasses into each other’s faces.


mddesigner

Or stab them


Difficult-Help2072

I don't know what it is, but English women are the fucking most off the wall bonkers batshit crazy bitches I've ever met.


[deleted]

I don't live in the UK but my city has a lot of people from there. Coincidentally my friends gf is possibly insane and she's from UK


Hour-Shake-839

I don’t agree with that blanket statement but I will make my own and say British people are the most insane people I’ve dealt with once drunk. Like how in America you get the one in 30 person that’s just a psycho once they have to many that feels like everyone in England. They’re just a bunch of psychotic white drunks shoving curry chips in their mouths and swinging at each other with broken bottles.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Are you British? Because you’re spot on with that last sentence.


Hour-Shake-839

No but I’ve spent more time than most with British people


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Know many Welsh people?


Hour-Shake-839

I know like 3 and they are all stereotypical welsh people and wear sweaters full time and I have no idea what they are saying


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Hahahaha love it! I’m Welsh but you’d prob understand me as my accent is very English.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I think a lot of it is because we don’t take enough vitamin D through the winter.


apple-turnover5

Violence is ok if you’re insulted?


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ladyboobypoop

As a woman, I vow to use this power to help those who lack this privilege. Just lemme know who needs glass in their eye and I'm there.


TheFinalAcct

Once a woman said I’m 5’11. I’m actually 6’0. It’s a small difference but I’m begging for your help.


ladyboobypoop

Unacceptable. I'm on my way.


TheFinalAcct

Remind her that an inch is quite significant!


FabledHero369

Lmaooooo


unlizenedrave

https://preview.redd.it/yc0vhujh0uwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=771bd02354164933363f99ad4f7fcad82b1907e0


Critical-Log4292

Bless you


pikachu_sashimi

*Reddit discovers mercenary work*


UpsetNeighborhood842

Incredible username btw


ladyboobypoop

Why thank you


Babysilent

The hero we all need!


Master-Stratocaster

Or more so the judge is a bigot


PricklySquare

You can also rape little boys too!!!!


dolphinvision

not violence, a serious life threatening aggregated assault, she should be thrown in jail for 5 years, probation for 10 after, and made to pay all hospital bills and all work money lost during hospital and recovery + 6 months


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Rooksey

That would be the precedence this sets, yes


DriverPlastic2502

Well she should stop fucking looking 45 then.


ThexxxDegenerate

And we should revoke judicial immunity. Judges like this are corrupted by their power and disregard the law because they know they can get away with it.


Thatguy755

This bitch looks like she’s in her late 40’s. Dude was being generous.


gsr142

Worked in a hotel bar for a long time. Seen this play out more times than I can count(minus the glass getting broken in someone's face). I can almost guarantee that she asked him to guess her age, hoping he'd guess low and she'd feel better about herself. He probably assumed she was 45, and guessed 43 to be nice. And now shes mad about it.


Necroluster

I'll remember to pull that defense the next time I violently attack and injure someone. "But your honor, I was INSULTED!"


AmericanLich

Listening to the judge scold the lady and then suck her off about how good of a person she is is weird. Like it doesn’t really matter if you think she is a good person, judge. She committed a crime. You get punished for the crimes you do, not the crimes you think they will do. Cool justice system, crown court.


iDontRememberCorn

Wanna know how I know she's not a good person?


Head-Location-1597

She stabbed a man in the face because he said she looked 43? That would be my guess 🤔


iDontRememberCorn

I think we got a BINGO!!!!


Pudding_Hero

Also it seems the woman has one of those fake jobs


unkapoon

That's fair. No doubt the result would be the same if the roles were reversed


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i_was_axiom

It's England right? That's protocol there? *buh at leesh YewKay Prymry Shkool du'nt look loike bloody Bah'll Feel'd Free*


elitesill

> That's fair. No doubt the result would be the same if the roles were reversed Absolutely 100%. I mean, i've glassed *dozens* of women and never once saw the inside of a cell.


Better_Car_8141

Assault is illegal even if she has thin skin


Athlete-Extreme

Apparently the judge noticed she was a mom and by that fact solved the case.


VJEmmieOnMicrophone

Yes it is illegal which is why the woman was convicted.


Sufficient_Rub_2014

Misandry is common.


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Icarium14743

Have you ever seen the view? It’s not just common it’s made public and celebrated


super_silver

Looks 43 to me.


pinkpanter555

Be careful queen of glass might get offended


wpisano

Definitely looks mid forties


Visible_Day9146

It's all the booze


wpisano

And entitlement


Inside_Ad_7162

judge should struck off & she should be in prison.


Afraid-Ad-6657

she looks in her 90s


AIgavemethisusername

Careful, if she’s only 85 she’ll glass you.


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sPLIFFtOOTH

So the judge ruled that assaulting someone is OK if that person felt slightly insulted…?!


throwawayacct1962

Well you see there's a few factors here 1. She clearly no threat to the public after she smashed in a strangers face with a glass unprovoked. 2. She's hard working. Because if you have a job you don't deserve to go to jail, but if you can't work for whatever reason, you should be in jail. 3. She has a young child!! We can't sentence mom's to prison!! So basically be female, have a job, and a kid and you can't go to jail. Life hack.


Athlete-Extreme

The judge said the defendant has a kid and somehow that earned her, her freedom?


Same_Essay_7257

If you don't know yet, a person's ethnicity, gender, status, and wealth, will largely influence their judgement


molsonoilers

Also whether or not lunch has already been served.


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1stltwill

smh


PyrZern

So violence is acceptable, uh huh.


FundamentalEnt

I just can’t help but think he response of him having a scar but a little scar is nuts. She chastised the woman very lightly almost to save face. If a man had done anything to a woman where he had left a scar at all, he would have served that jail time. It’s a ridiculous double standard.


horrified-expression

Glassed? So nuclear weapons or extra solar impact?


UnamusedAF

When the tolerated (and quietly growing) misandry in society goes unchecked and spirals into violence. Almost reminds me of Reddit. 


Mediocre_Cup7644

Female privilege


OG_Swede

This!


Athlete-Extreme

It ain’t pretty privilege


kingmoobot

Dude goes to jail for years if roles reversed


SomebodyThrow

"Dodd, who runs a firm which organises children’s sleepover parties" ... what? "she was spared jail and handed a suspended sentence after Judge Elizabeth Nicholls said she was a ‘dedicated, hardworking woman’ who posed no risk to the public." The fact that she organizes slumber parties and stabbed a man in the face twice after he fled from her says otherwise.


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

That judge just set a dangerous precedent. Judges need more accountability and that woman needs locking up for vicious assault.


Narrow_Version_9461

Isn't it amazing what women can get away with??


Smorgas-board

Violence is okay if a woman does it apparently


Expose_Ur_BS

“I’m not going to be the one disrupting the double standard we’ve worked very hard to establish, in fact; the ‘age guesser’ should *actually* be the one in jail!” -FemJudge


FlorinidOro

I would bet this judge is easily triggered and has also “glassed” someone before


SuperBrolic

Well he insulted her, whether he knew it or not obviously her only choice was to violently assault him. I mean what was she supposed to do? Let some heathen call her old?


nejithegenius

#girlpower #together #hedeservedit !! /s


midwest73

She "poses no risk to the public" after slashing a guy while drunk. I wonder how many years would have been handed down in a role reversal. 🤔


Critical-Log4292

Feminine rage needs to be talked about


PotatoDonki

She must’ve been looking 36 in the court room, or something.


Hot-Berry-6980

I hope people make fun of the judge


royaltbird

I'm insulted by what the judge said. Anybody want to point out where they are so I can glass them? Apparently that's okay!


KilllerWhale

Victim should sue the goddamn judge.


EvilJabFace

Bitch still look 43 though!


TheImmenseRat

What act was being judged? The assault against a person with the glass that hurts, leaves scarring, and could have been much worse - Or the banter quality? So if you insult me or compliment me on a wrong way, I can stab you? Unjust and dangerous rulling


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Archberdmans

England is completely fucked when it comes to free speech


Morundar

She's not a threat to society. Except when she drinks alcohol and someone mistakes her age.  Like...WTF. Reading the judge's decision sounds like that attacker's inner monologue. Ban that unstable woman from bars then. Tattoo her age on her forehead. FFS. The judge even admitted that the victim will have everlasting memories of it, but luckly no disfiguration. Again... WTF. Was the judge the woman's bestie or smth?


ConkerPrime

Know if sexes we’re swapped or even make on make, the same judge would have given them years.


Lonely-Sink-6556

"she was a ‘dedicated, hardworking woman’ who posed no risk to the public." but she fucking glassed someone


Zarianin

Female judge lets violent woman off for a crime. I wonder what would happen if either the judge or violent asshole were male? This lady should be in jail, and the judge's other cases should be reviewed to find out what other ones she ruled incorrectly.


Shot_Mud_1438

I didn’t realize hurt feelings allows me to stab people


NotCanadian80

Extreme violence is ok if you’re a woman.


naspitekka

Ah, yes, the rules don't ever apply to women. Women can treat people how ever the want and never be held accountable. Men are 3.4 times as likely to be sentenced to prison as women, for the same crimes. Men's sentences are 60% longer than women, for the same crimes. People complain about the sentencing differences between white and blacks (and they should) but that difference is tiny compared to the difference between men and woman's sentencing. Judges are so biased that they shouldn't even be allowed to know the sex or race of the accused. The rules don't apply when women cry. Women are Schodinger's gender. They are both strong and independent adults and helpless children at the same time and you only discover which they are when the woman decide which is to her greatest advantage in a given situation. I'm so fucking done with this shit.


Tuamotu_1866

Drunk Woman: Guesth ma'age? Smart Person Being Asked: \*Leaves the pub...Quickly!\*


Striking_Green7600

Too bad r/Pussypass is banned


Ok_Brain8136

Her and the judge are cunts


ThePhatty500

British people say Americans are violent and than use glass as a verb 😔 


Majestic_Groceries

That woman looks like ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT, 43 was a compliment She looks 50. 39 my ass


NCC_1701_74656

Men have so much privilege, she said !!


Downtown_Flower1894

One person's glassing is another person's complement 😒


SupportInevitable738

Who cares why she did it. If she's unscathed and he's not, she should be jailed.


mobble61

The judge should be sent to prison for blatant feminist favouritism