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narwalbacons-12am

I'm from Laredo, anyone bragging about stealing from the cartel isn't the brightest person


Suspect_Alarming

I'm from Florida, and I know anyone bragging about stealing money from the cartel is fucking stupid!


1-800-fat-chicks

I’m from Germany and guess what, I wouldn’t brag about stealing money from the cartel neither.


AlAboardTheHypeTrain

I'm from Finland. I'm not that keen to talk with strangers anyway.


whatswrongwithsteven

I’m from Canada, I’m just sorry eh


crystal_castle00

I’m from Mars. Even we know not to brag about stealing from a Mexican cartel


ThePocketTaco2

I'm from Jupiter. I don't even know what a Mexican cartel is and I know not to steal from it.


whatswrongwithsteven

I’m from Uranus, and I never shit where I eat!


Administrative_Set62

I'm in Hawai'i, who needs money anyway? Talking is also overrated imho.


ComfortableOld3613

us on Venus agree 👍👽


XrayDem

I live on the moon and know not steal from the cartel


Uncle_Brewster

Penguins in Antarctica know it isn’t bright to brag about stealing from a cartel.


SuchAsSeals42

This is true, I’m a penguin in Antarctica


derekisademocrat

Penguins never snitch. That's why they run the cartels


Eason1013

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Specialist-Excuse734

Gotta be honest, I’m more impressed that Florida guy knows


llcdrewtaylor

If I even thought I might have stolen money from the cartel, I'd move to Antarctica!


FayMax69

I’m from South Africa..yada yada is fucking stupid


Flat-Length-4991

Really, just bragging about stealing money from anyone is kinda dumb. Bragging about stealing from criminals with a history of extreme violence… even dumber.


F488P

I imagine there aren’t any bright people in Laredo to begin with


ThePoetAC

Why the effff would you 1. Steal from the cartel 2. Brag about said theft


arthurscratch

I have answers to those questions and they both coincidentally involve the man's IQ. Or lack thereof.


ELB2001

Yeah talk about being a real idiot


Whole-Debate-9547

Indeed! Did he want to see what their response time would be? 2hrs - in case anyone else was interested in doing anymore research.


DessertScientist151

They had to stop and check if it was a trap then hire disposable dudes to go get him because they were probably sure it was a setup. I bet they kept him alive for awhile thinking it was a trap.


DarkTanicus

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Tipsycanooo

3. Be captured alive


ThePoetAC

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Rahim-Moore

Oh yeah. Cartels make ISIS look like a family run daycare. That guys death was not pretty, and took a long, long time.


captainpistoff

My first thought after reading the headline was "ofc they did"


DarkTanicus

Selfsnitchsm : The act of snitching on oneself before anyone does.


pmmemilftiddiez

He is considered still missing but we know what happened. He's dead.


vanchica

I am sure he wishes he was dead, if he's not. Omg


Outrageous_Book2135

I mean, I doubt they'd keep him alive that long. They 100% tortured the shit out of him first though.


Rahim-Moore

He 100% begged for death many, many times.


TwoTimezTwo100

Na he alive. Just getting the funky town treatment right now.


NatOdin

Oh god....saw that Years ago and it's burned into my brain still


Simple-Plane-1091

Do I want to know?


DreaminDemon177

No.


Rahim-Moore

You do not. *eye twitch*


NatOdin

For your own sake I wouldn't..


Spirited_Remote5939

Yea I think the question is how did he die since we know he’s dead. Like cartels like to “send messages” to other cartels so whatever cartel it was I’m sure decided to send a message through this guy. “In the name of the father, the son, and the Holy Spirit, may god have mercy on your soul!”


Guilty-Nobody998

They were quick too. 2 hours? Damn he fucked up.


roflsst

Right!? This m'fer must've been shouting from the rooftops to be found so quickly.


HoseNeighbor

My guess is that he probably bailed on a deal or something, so the bragging was probably a non-factor. But still... What an idiot.


EuphoricDaddy

With the tech we have available nowadays it doesn't take long for news to travel and for people to be found. Cartels have gotten dangerously smart and high tech.


IMSTUFF0_0

Laredo is also relatively close to Mexico so he made it even easier. And he wasn’t even killed by them when caught, only kidnapped, lord knows what their doing/did to that poor dude..


Guilty-Nobody998

Honestly I didn't even think about that.


IMSTUFF0_0

Yea and get this: He was at a party the night he was kidnapped and witnesses overheard him on the phone telling some lady “im not worried cause im in the US” then proceeded to GIVE THEM HIS LOCATION AND P MUCH SAY COME GET ME NO BALLZ HAHA I ROBBED YALL! Yea they showed up an hr later.


Guilty-Nobody998

Ok not gonna lie if that's how it actually played out I don't even feel bad now. What an absolute moron lmao.


IMSTUFF0_0

Yea this guy was not the brightest. Laredo is where a lot of fent gets pushed through too. Everyone from there knows that but the cartels know the area too well to be caught and the people know that if they snitch theres nowhere to hide. Ive known edgars like this all my life, they glamorize and glorify narcos and the culture and embrace it as their identity. Same with city kids with hip hop. The difference is, cartel beef and hip hop beef have tragically different outcomes. And those who experience this don’t live to tell their cautionary tale.


Guilty-Nobody998

That's insane, I would never think to do some shit like that in a million years. Also I've never seen the term "edgars", what's it mean?


IMSTUFF0_0

An “Edgar” is a slang/derogatory word used for young (usually midwest) kid who is essentially a wanna be ganster but hispanic version. They are characterized by the same haircut that LITERALLY all of them have (bowl cut) and can be heard using words like “cuh” alot. If you look up Edgar’s you will see a variation of them but all of them will behave and look like this. No exception .Its strange really how eerily similar they look too. Im hispanic and have a hard time differentiating sometimes lol


Guilty-Nobody998

Ah shit ok, thanks for all the information kind reddit stranger!


stacked_shit

Young Latino men with a specific attitude and hairstyle. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Edgar


manicgiant914

Suicide right there


ringadingdingbaby

Yeah, I hear someone bragging about that at a party, im getting the hell outta there.


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IMSTUFF0_0

Lol tru u right


Plastic_Primary_4279

When you steal from a cartel and brag about it, you’re basically asking for the torture. It’s “death by cops” but darker.


Most_Boysenberry8019

Relatively close = on the border; city on the other side is Nuevo Laredo; it’s almost one giant city split by the Rio Grand river.


Doright36

They were probably on to him already and looking. The bragging part just let them find him faster.


Sensitive_Yellow_121

If you don't count the 1.5 hours that they stopped for dinner and a couple of beers on the way, it was only .5 hours.


Standard_Feedback_86

My guess is that they were already after him and knew where he is. He thought going public with it would give him some protection, especially being in the US. More eyes would be on him. But they didn't give a fuck and grabbed him.


PuffsMagicDrag

I’m from south Texas & anyone with a brain knows if you fuck with the cartels money you better not say shit about it..


Revolutionary_Egg961

It's really sad our government continues to allow these pieces of shit to operate with no consequences.


MeOldRunt

Right. Not like we've been waging a multi billion dollar "War on Drugs" for 50 years. What would *you* do different that no one else has figured out yet?


Tall_Midnight_9577

I'd send the military into Mexico and wipe all of them out systematically. If their government isn't going to do anything about this shit, ours should.


smoothgroove76

You're assuming that just because the US has a "war on drugs" means they actually don't want illegal drugs. Like the same way business people claim they're against illegal immigrants, but also employ them in their businesses on the cheap. You're looking at things from a naive surface level and need to follow the money. And even if they did something as fantastically ridiculous as "send the military into Mexico and wipe all of them out", more would just replace them soon after. Either more from down South or from any other continent. Because the demand would still be there. You always have to deal with problems on the demand side. As long as there is a demand, it's guaranteed someone will find a way to supply it.


International_Day686

So you’re gonna start a war with Mexico? Alright you can sit down now.


SirSkanky

He should’ve watched no country for old men


Rimurooooo

I both hate and love this movie.


main_cz

Why hate?


Rimurooooo

The violence turns my stomach at times


main_cz

True, I understand, sadly I am used to that I guess :(


commentaddict

You beat me to it. Nowadays, everyone has cheap and easy access to GPS. People even wear a gps tracker with them all the time now.


aloeicious

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Potato-nutz

Cockmeat sandwiches 😬


dropinbombz

extra mayo


Potato-nutz

Weak


dropinbombz

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay


Slabby_the_Baconman

Thats definitely the right angle to look at.


Forward-Scarcity-412

No Country for Old Men


Mtolivepickle

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HoseNeighbor

That damn haircut... What a brilliant movie!


TheresALonelyFeeling

And a brilliant opening voiceover monologue by Tommy Lee Jones. *I was sheriff of this county when I was 25 years old...*


Ill-Possibility561

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Dapper-Educator-7494

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TitusTheWolf

He ded


NastySeconds

Or worse


No_Independence8747

Probably worse


Macho-Fantastico

You don't need to be Einstein to know what happened to him. It's a pretty dumb move.


EuphoricDaddy

The fact that Mexican cartels are operating on US soil at ALL is a major fuckin problem.


panxit0

Drug cartels from MANY diferent countries operate in the US


smoothgroove76

Likewise, many corporate cartels from the US operate in many other countries.


Useless_Mutt3082

nah not really mexican cartels dominate the us drug trade and it isnt even close


Cheesetorian

Well he's not gonna be found. He's probably in a tub with muriatic acid by now.


KochuJang

I don’t want to imagine what his ultimate fate was to be, but I’m willing to bet involved some combination of amphetamines, surgical tubing, bone saws, blow torches, and a pair of pliers.


Thedogatemybrain

I'm sure they'll bring him back after he tells them it's all a big misunderstanding


rpena1989

There was a dumb YouTuber kid talking shit and that he didnt give a fuck about if they see this… and then his birthday party was crashed and he was killed.


smoothgroove76

I remember that story. Kid was taunting the cartel and they called his bluff.


FeatureAvailable5494

No way, link to the story?


rpena1989

https://youtu.be/oTthH11ahsk?si=OxSFCc4EoSlhwYCu


Mickeyjj27

And? Was he never seen again. Is he back home safe


thecoolerplumber

He is resting in pieces


Groove4Him

Made a lovely soup


GraveKommander

Dog food


curiousbydesign

Fish food.


Kike77

I mean I don't know about u guys but if I ever steal from the cartels I won't be out bragging about it, here or nowhere


Spacekook_

I just won’t be bragging about it I’ll be gone I’m traveling around the world and keep on moving


Kike77

50k is not really that much for traveling the world as a kingpin


Spacekook_

Of course not but you think I’m staying in one place hell no


Rhythm_Morgan

I don’t understand what was going through his mind. They don’t just kill people, they torture them. Sometimes they kill their family. Just…. What the fuck.


Leifthraiser

Honestly, not even joking, he may have had a death wish.


warhorsey

what’re you going to do? stab me? - stab victim


Chemical_Cat_9813

Video is over on kaotic based on dudes description and mundonarco posts. dont even google this shit if u dont wanna throw up.


PondIsMyName

Accidentally went down that rabbit hole a few years ago. Honestly, it took me months to recover from the experience. I’m not at all ashamed to say that part of my psyche was fractured that day.


Realistic_Count8695

What happens?


SuperSonicEconomics2

The one that really shook me is when they cut out the man's beating heart and then stab it (I can't remember what they do after they remove it and show it to the camera.) I stopped watching those kind of videos after that


Realistic_Count8695

Jesus Christ that’s rough…I’ll stick to funny cat videos for now


SuperSonicEconomics2

Uh yeah, maybe I'm just getting old, but I have seen plenty of shock videos and it was the first one that kinda made me go, "Enough of that"


Top-Mycologist-7169

I believe the guy doing it cuts a chunk off of it and eats it.


SuperSonicEconomics2

Probably lol, I'm not gonna try to find it again. It wad on reddit but the sub got banned


Top-Mycologist-7169

Yeah that video disturbed me a lot... Seeing the guy's lungs inflating with air in his open chest while they take his heart out.. I didn't feel right for a few days, and still thinking about it makes me feel very strange and disgusted and ashamed that humans can be so fucked up in the head.


SuperSonicEconomics2

I dunno. I can't really put my finger on it. Read and watched about plenty of messed up behavior, but some reason that one hit me different


DessertScientist151

Well it's pretty much the most evil anti loving thing you can do to another person or animal. I suppose you could open their skull and pour in milk and let a rat eat their Brian's alive, but this is just as bad.


SuperSonicEconomics2

I don't think that would disturb me


NatOdin

Made that mistake Years back when morbid curiosity got the better of me...I actively try to avoid any videos where cartels are involved


BeautifulKitchen3858

Jeez…


Waste_Click4654

Kindnapped him and then what? The story just kind drops off


Excellent-Set-7424

I mean...if you steal from the cartel you are a dead man.


HoseNeighbor

Do you think the reporter is going to wander down to knock on the door of Mexican Cartel HQ and ask? What do mean, and then what? Murdered in an utterly horrible unthinkable way after extended torture. Or they just killed him and disposed of the body. They have ZERO reason to keep him alive. That's the "and then what" of these situations. The world is brutal, but we like to pretend that isn't the case for peace of mind in our day to day lives.


Mitrovarr

Probably just killed. If they wanted to send a message the body would have been found.


imsaneinthebrain

I mean they post videos of the deaths. Dude is probably in one of them. Just gotta watch. I’m good on finding out though.


Strict_Cranberry_724

They took him bowling—but just his head.


Delirium88

It drops of for a reason. The dude was disappeared 


insidiousapricot

I'm sure they uploaded a video of him somewhere.


learnedandhumbled

I’m sure they just invited him back to their house for dinner and a sleep over. A very looooong sleepover. Stupidly at its finest.


luvlife420

And boys and girls, what have we learned today about stealing from your local Mexican cartel? Dude should have watched Narcos Mexico before deciding to f@!$ around.


Far-Manner-7119

Oof. I bet it wasn’t pretty


Mellonut

They took him to Funky Town.


FunLibraryofbadideas

We need to rid the US of all cartel members. Permanently. Bragging wasn’t smart.


wraemsanders

Not his brightest moment. I'm sure he's dead. Why would you brag about stealing from the cartel??


shamedtoday

FAFO.


tigerdrummer

r/idiocracy


imsaneinthebrain

You like sex and money too? we should hang out.


hogger303

I wonder how violent & gruesome his death was.


Body_Ritual

That dude died a very bad death


Direct_Swan2312

Dumbass


Gorguts666

😂 yea one thing I will never do is steal from a cartel that is torture waiting to happen I’m good I’ll just deliver your drugs and pay me but even then you can’t escape because if you refuse this will happen so I’m assuming don’t bother smuggling unless forced


aLizardinSomeTrash

That man had a slow painful death and is definitely in multiple pieces now.


torinblack

He's probably just washing dishes in a small restaurant to pay off his debt.


Strict_Cranberry_724

Damn, that’s sounds horrible!


Strict_Cranberry_724

He’s just so much sludge at the bottom of an acid barrel now.


rilloroc

I bet that boy used to piss in to the wind and smile.


Vegetable-Top180

Stupid… why would you steal from the cartel? Then brag?! 🤦🏾💀


TroyMatthewJ

you know who wouldn't do that? Angelo Grotti that's who.


Delirium88

Idk seems like this dude didn’t learn from the kid that dissed El Mencho only to be shot to death a few hours later


PensivePteradactyl

He really should've watched No Country For Old Men


Mediocre_Tank_5013

He's dead


TheGrapist69grapes

Interesting hmm


JibbaJabbaJenkins

Ignant sumbitch


Chemical_Cat_9813

cut up with matchetes and axes after what was a few days of beatings, presumably to establish how he knew what he did and who else may have known. his whole family is gonna have problems now. i saw the clip and then later read a blog post by an affiliate who basically said they made an example of him. low level guy that thought he was smarter.


Garth_Brooks_Sexdoll

He ded


sebkraj

I bet the cartel got real creative with this one.


19467098632

Oh he was in pieces in the bottom of a lake 4 hours after


Elguapo1094

I know that bragging about stealing anything isn’t the brightest thing


imback1578catman

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Richard-the-god-

He'll be fine...


Empty_Suggestion9974

Ba bye buddy


Program-Emotional

His head and his body must surely soon be departed from eachother


De-Animator27

The lesson here. Be humble. Don't brag.


Final_Letterhead_496

They probably turned him into pozole. Literally.


Marine4lyfe

He dead


the_psyche_wolf

Funkytown sequel incoming


at0mheart

What’s with people committing crimes and telling everyone about it these days. Hey look everyone I just did this. Here I made a video of the crime too


ryden360

That's wild to think that you can get kidnapped by a foreign entity and taken across the border. Unchallenged lmao the US border security is a joke.


Law-Fish

That guy sounds so brilliant that it wouldn’t even surprise me to find out he didn’t even steal the money, he was just making shit up to sound badass and cartel said eh let’s make example anyways


Aalyce86

“The truck (carrying a kidnapped Ramírez) blows past the bridge attendant and heads into Mexico, leaving a blood-stained shirt and pair of pants along the road, according to the complaint.”


BigChiefKnockahoma

Maybe it’s like when the government hires hackers to catch other hackers … the cartel hired him to sniff out other thieves.


Fluid-Selection-5537

First - if you bragging about this why you sitting in your house Second - if you are home - you need to be sitting there with a few ARs- in your secure bunker with gun batteries and unlimited Ammo- 3rd. - why you leave with them- ? As bad as bragging about it is leaving with them alive - the torture he endured 4th. Why isn’t this a bigger story ? This is like if Hamas kidnapped an isreali from isreal- our govt should be going NUTS about this


DirtyOldTrucker68

Not with that last name. This will probably be the only time you hear about it.


Fluid-Selection-5537

Yeah they let him die


Short_Improvement626

I'm from Washington State. Everyone knows keep your mouth shut!


Slammin_Yams

Typical smooth brain texan


ac2cvn_71

He ded


Electronic_Bet3663

Wow


deMunnik

The cartel shouldn’t have that kind of reach in the US. That’s the real story here.


Live-River1879

As a native Texan I would just like to publicly state that I have never once stolen a penny from a Mexican cartel and respect them as human beings. My family feels the exact same way.


invisableilustionist

Classic “fuck around and find out”


invisableilustionist

Cartel assisted suicide


Spiderhole88

Sounds like a painful way to win a Darwin Award


DiogenesXenos

What’s interesting about this? Seems like a pretty clearcut case.


bobross_s_pants

I've seen no country for old men..it doesn't end well


UAPLaz

why is there no update on this case?


Green_Slice_3258

Why? Just *why* would you do that??