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MurkyCress521

Gravital would just be a fun ball


Kertedux

Hey.


MurkyCress521

Do you like to play basketball? Can you bounce?


Kertedux

Yes


MurkyCress521

You are the team captain. Control of gravity makes you the best player. The other team captain is a Qu. Who is your first pick?


Kertedux

Uhh emm GRAVITAL BLAST


borgircrossancola

The gravitals are as big as houses lmao


Billazilla

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.


MurkyCress521

Dribble dribble


These_Depth9445

A posthuman’s post: Imagine an ancient human walks up to you, I'll be like a bone chrusher


The_Lord_Of_Death_

Nah I would smash most of them


rezrezas

you mean like punch them right?


The_Lord_Of_Death_

No


ted_rigney

Most of them you don’t need that in real life part


thisnameisn4ttaken

No fucking shit


newyearsclould99

I like to think that how we feel about the Post Humans is the same way that Homo Eructus would've felt about us


Agitated_Leading

THIS IS WHAT INSPIRED ME TO POST ABOUT IT


Billazilla

Modular Person shambles up to you, and you go, nervously, "W-wassup?" and it *disassembles into its constituent organisms,* each of which technically counts as a 'human being', and they all start wriggling around in some sort of uncanny greeting dance as far as you can tell before they all pile onto you because you're one of their distant ancestors and they wanna give you a hug. To say I have a grimace on my face just typing that is an understatement.


GreasyGrabbler

All tomorrows when grimace shake?????


DirectFrontier

Spore creature stage moment.


Agitated_Leading

This post needs more likes you described it perfectly


FireTorchOnIsland

Yo how you doing Bone Crusher: Takes a messy grenade-like shit* Jesus Christ dude what the fuck


Agitated_Leading

This the funniest to think about


JustaguynamedTheo

Make them realistic with AI or something.


Baked_Bean_Cat

Gotta see if they would make a movie