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yeah I heard coachella this year is going to be more “desert” dune type vibe, and flower crowns maybe. she’s wayyy offf. whoever told her the “inside scoop” was trying to do her dirty 😂😂
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this is not giving coachella AT ALL. it’s giving trashy trailer park BBQ
noo becauseeee thissss 😭😭😭😭😹
yeah I heard coachella this year is going to be more “desert” dune type vibe, and flower crowns maybe. she’s wayyy offf. whoever told her the “inside scoop” was trying to do her dirty 😂😂
Real.
she put in a lot of effort for this but literally nobody is taking inspiration from this besides what NOT to wear. yikes
litterally the cowbootcrocks aren't giving, they are not even cute, ugly their just straight up fricking ugly lmao
And the SPURS
It’s giving I’m a slutty pastors daughter in rural Oklahoma
https://preview.redd.it/eby1peql67qc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79ee1a01c919edd51f1d6f61ce1906b830ccebd0 and this made me wannaaaa 🤮🥴
Theres the milk maid with her tits out again 🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/izzcy891ibqc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=11f4ac6b42a10e9c21066e776a1b468c29adc443 🤮
This is shocking!!!! DIGITAL FOOT PRINT ALYSSA!!! and u have one hell of one right here 🤣🤣
It’s giving “country night” at the strip club in a rural country town where the strippers are all bad on drugs and do extra stuff for money….
This is so embarrassing 😂 like these outfits are the worst thing I’ve ever seen
"Who spends $80 on a tank top?!" Procedes to spend multiples more to look like the 5th most popular porn star in a second rate production.
Poor girl.
Those white boots are a crime against humanity 😭
The boots themselves look like cankles
She’s got the cankle warmer 2000’s
These are absolutely not giving ~trendy 2014 Coachella vibes~
Looks like Walmart put together a mood board
And these are the “accessories” that she was speaking so highly of ?? I hope they don’t even let her in look like a cockroach in a bikini 😭
Those crocs are a crime against humanity. I cannot believe she bought those unironically.
Giving trashy picnic blanket
These outfits are so boring lmfao
All are ugly as hell like her personality/face so it matches!
Trashiest outfits ever omg. This can't be real right.
Little red riding hood hits the bbq 💀
the cross necklaces 😭😭