Pack it up boys, this one ain't happening. It took us over 24 hours to hit the last threshold, and there's no way "the algorithm" is keeping this at the top for twice as long. Oh, "just spam harder" you say? Well good luck with that, ol' Spezzy boy has got those timeout timers tuned tighter than your grannie's knickers on a Sunday morning. So let's just move along and take our shitposting and meme spam somewhere else, okay?
It’s a copy pasta from an anime called Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Specifically the villain of part 4, an infamous serial killer, is the one who said all that.
I think I replied to the wrong guy. There was someone in here who pasted the Jojo reference and I thought you were replying to that guy. My bad.
Either way, this will be an excuse to add one extra comment so I guess it works out.
Replies don't get spezzed My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Pack your boys balls, zis eins ain't happening. It took your my unbricked pipi 24 hours to hit your mom, and there's no turning back. Oh, "work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger" you say? Well g'day mate Australia really do be Australin with Austria nowadays. So let's move our balls and create spems somewhere else, okay?
There was a pop in anarchychess 2 summers ago i think. Some levi? video went viral and it was pretty catchy. it came and went and since i couldn’t find it. if y’all remember the video it was something about missing a big move idk it was repetitive but catchy if you can help that would be cool
I don't know how many math meme nerds are still here, but could you express the number of comments on the "Let's count to infinity by 1s" thread as a percentage of infinity? I'd be curious to know.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Oan you believe this is happening?
I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry.
Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
Wonder what it'll be like?
A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive golden glow you know as...
Honey!
That girl was hot.
She's my cousin!
She is?
Yes, we're all cousins.
Right. You're right.
At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
What do you think he makes?
Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
What does that do?
Oatches that little strand of honey
that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know
that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off
in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?" How can you say that?
One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
Why would you question anything? We're bees.
We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like outside the hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
Hey, Jocks!
Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
I wonder where they were.
I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
Oouple of Hive Harrys.
Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
Oh, my!
I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
Six miles, huh?
Barry!
A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
Maybe I am.
You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
Well, there's a lot of choices.
But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
You're gonna be a stirrer?
No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae.
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
We're starting work today!
Today's the day.
Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
Is it still available?
Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side.
What'd you get?
Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Oouple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
You want to go first?
No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.
Any chance of getting the Krelman?
Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
What happened to you? Where are you?
I'm going out.
Out? Out where?
Out there.
Oh, no!
I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
There are two main types of Sunflower seeds. They are Black and Grey striped (also sometimes called White) which have a grey-ish stripe or two down the length of the seed. The black type of seeds, also called ‘Black Oil’, are up to 45% richer in Sunflower oil and are used mainly in manufacture, whilst grey seeds are used for consumer snacks and animal food production.
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Pack it up boys, this one ain't happening. It took us over 24 hours to hit the last threshold, and there's no way "the algorithm" is keeping this at the top for twice as long. Oh, "just spam harder" you say? Well good luck with that, ol' Spezzy boy has got those timeout timers tuned tighter than your grannie's knickers on a Sunday morning. So let's just move along and take our shitposting and meme spam somewhere else, okay?
Pack it up boys, this one ain't happening. It took us over 24 hours to hit the last threshold, and there's no way "the algorithm" is keeping this at the top for twice as long. Oh, "just spam harder" you say? Well good luck with that, ol' Spezzy boy has got those timeout timers tuned tighter than your grannie's knickers on a Sunday morning. So let's just move along and take our shitposting and meme spam somewhere else, okay?
Pack it up boys, this one ain't happening. It took us over 24 hours to hit the last threshold, and there's no way "the algorithm" is keeping this at the top for twice as long. Oh, "just spam harder" you say? Well good luck with that, ol' Spezzy boy has got those timeout timers tuned tighter than your grannie's knickers on a Sunday morning. So let's just move along and take our shitposting and meme spam somewhere else, okay?
Pack it up boys, this one ain't happening. It took us over 24 hours to hit the last threshold, and there's no way "the algorithm" is keeping this at the top for twice as long. Oh, "just spam harder" you say? Well good luck with that, ol' Spezzy boy has got those timeout timers tuned tighter than your grannie's knickers on a Sunday morning. So let's just move along and take our shitposting and meme spam somewhere else, okay?
Brick it up boys, this one ain't happening. It took us over 24 hours to hit the last pipi, and there's no way "en passant" is keeping this at the top for twice as long. Oh, "holy hell" you say? Well good luck with that, ol' Magnussy boy has got those timeout timers tuned tighter than your horsey's hoovies on a Sunday morning. So let's just move along and take our shitposting and meme spam somewhere else, okay?
Pack your boys balls, zis eins ain't happening. It took your my unbricked pipi 24 hours to hit your mom, and there's no turning back. Oh, "work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger" you say? Well g'day mate Australia really do be Australin with Austria nowadays. So let's move our balls and create spems somewhere else, okay?
Pack it up boys, this one ain't happening. It took us over 24 hours to hit the last threshold, and there's no way "the algorithm" is keeping this at the top for twice as long. Oh, "just spam harder" you say? Well good luck with that, ol' Spezzy boy has got those timeout timers tuned tighter than your grannie's knickers on a Sunday morning. So let's just move along and take our shitposting and meme spam somewhere else, okay?
Brick it up boys, this one ain't happening. It took us over 24 hours to hit the last pipi, and there's no way "en passant" is keeping this at the top for twice as long. Oh, "holy hell" you say? Well good luck with that, ol' Magnussy boy has got those timeout timers tuned tighter than your horsey's hoovies on a Sunday morning. So let's just move along and take our shitposting and meme spam somewhere else, okay?
"Never Gonna Give You Up" in Hindi:
**Verse 1**
हम प्यार करने के लिए अजनबी नहीं हैं
आप नियम जानते हैं और मैं भी जानता हूं
मैं एक पूर्ण प्रतिबद्धता के बारे में सोच रहा हूं
यह आपको किसी अन्य व्यक्ति से नहीं मिलेगा
मैं बस आपको बताना चाहता हूं कि मैं कैसा महसूस कर रहा हूं
तुम्हें समझाना होगा
**Chorus**
नेवर गोना गिव यू अप
तुम्हें कभी निराश नहीं होने दूँगा
मैं कभी भी इधर-उधर भागने वाला नहीं हूं और तुम्हें छोड़कर चला जाऊंगा
तुम्हें कभी रुलाने वाला नहीं
कभी अलविदा नहीं कहूंगा
मैं कभी भी झूठ नहीं बोलूंगा और आपको ठेस नहीं पहुंचाऊंगा
**Verse 2**
हम एक दूसरे को बहुत लंबे समय से जानते हैं
आपका दिल दुख रहा है, लेकिन आप इसे कहने में बहुत शर्मा रहे हैं (कहें)
अंदर, हम दोनों जानते हैं कि क्या हो रहा है (चल रहा है)
हम खेल जानते हैं और हम इसे खेलेंगे
और यदि आप मुझसे पूछें कि मैं कैसा महसूस कर रहा हूँ
मुझे मत बताओ कि तुम देखने में बहुत अंधे हो
**Chorus, 2x**
नेवर गोना गिव यू अप
तुम्हें कभी निराश नहीं होने दूँगा
मैं कभी भी इधर-उधर भागने वाला नहीं हूं और तुम्हें छोड़कर चला जाऊंगा
तुम्हें कभी रुलाने वाला नहीं
कभी अलविदा नहीं कहूंगा
मैं कभी भी झूठ नहीं बोलूंगा और आपको ठेस नहीं पहुंचाऊंगा
नेवर गोना गिव यू अप
तुम्हें कभी निराश नहीं होने दूँगा
मैं कभी भी इधर-उधर भागने वाला नहीं हूं और तुम्हें छोड़कर चला जाऊंगा
तुम्हें कभी रुलाने वाला नहीं
कभी अलविदा नहीं कहूंगा
मैं कभी भी झूठ नहीं बोलूंगा और आपको ठेस नहीं पहुंचाऊंगा
**Verse 1, repeat**
हम प्यार करने के लिए अजनबी नहीं हैं
आप नियम जानते हैं और मैं भी जानता हूं
मैं एक पूर्ण प्रतिबद्धता के बारे में सोच रहा हूं
यह आपको किसी अन्य व्यक्ति से नहीं मिलेगा
मैं बस आपको बताना चाहता हूं कि मैं कैसा महसूस कर रहा हूं
तुम्हें समझाना होगा
**Chorus, 3x**
नेवर गोना गिव यू अप
तुम्हें कभी निराश नहीं होने दूँगा
मैं कभी भी इधर-उधर भागने वाला नहीं हूं और तुम्हें छोड़कर चला जाऊंगा
तुम्हें कभी रुलाने वाला नहीं
कभी अलविदा नहीं कहूंगा
मैं कभी भी झूठ नहीं बोलूंगा और आपको ठेस नहीं पहुंचाऊंगा
नेवर गोना गिव यू अप
तुम्हें कभी निराश नहीं होने दूँगा
मैं कभी भी इधर-उधर भागने वाला नहीं हूं और तुम्हें छोड़कर चला जाऊंगा
तुम्हें कभी रुलाने वाला नहीं
कभी अलविदा नहीं कहूंगा
मैं कभी भी झूठ नहीं बोलूंगा और आपको ठेस नहीं पहुंचाऊंगा
नेवर गोना गिव यू अप
तुम्हें कभी निराश नहीं होने दूँगा
मैं कभी भी इधर-उधर भागने वाला नहीं हूं और तुम्हें छोड़कर चला जाऊंगा
तुम्हें कभी रुलाने वाला नहीं
कभी अलविदा नहीं कहूंगा
मैं कभी भी झूठ नहीं बोलूंगा और आपको ठेस नहीं पहुंचाऊंगा
"Never Gonna Give You Up" in German
**Verse 1**
Die Liebe ist uns nicht fremd
Du kennst die Regeln und ich auch (weiß ich)
Ich denke an einen vollen Einsatz
Das würdest du von keinem anderen Kerl bekommen
Ich möchte dir nur sagen, wie ich mich fühle
Ich muss es dir verständlich machen
**Chorus**
Gebe dich nie auf
Ich werde dich nicht enttäuschen
Ich werde niemals herumlaufen und dich verlassen
Ich werde dich nie zum Weinen bringen
Ich werde mich nie verabschieden
Ich werde niemals lügen und dich verletzen
**Verse 2**
Wir kennen uns schon so lange
Dein Herz schmerzt, aber du bist zu schüchtern, es zu sagen (sag es)
Innerlich wissen wir beide, was vor sich geht (vor sich geht)
Wir kennen das Spiel und werden es spielen
Und wenn Sie mich fragen, wie ich mich fühle
Sag mir nicht, dass du zu blind bist, um zu sehen
**Chorus, 2x**
Gebe dich nie auf
Ich werde dich nicht enttäuschen
Ich werde niemals herumlaufen und dich verlassen
Ich werde dich nie zum Weinen bringen
Ich werde mich nie verabschieden
Ich werde niemals lügen und dich verletzen
**Verse 1, repeat**
Die Liebe ist uns nicht fremd
Du kennst die Regeln und ich auch (weiß ich)
Ich denke an einen vollen Einsatz
Das würdest du von keinem anderen Kerl bekommen
Ich möchte dir nur sagen, wie ich mich fühle
Ich muss es dir verständlich machen
**Chorus, 3x**
Gebe dich nie auf
Ich werde dich nicht enttäuschen
Ich werde niemals herumlaufen und dich verlassen
Ich werde dich nie zum Weinen bringen
Ich werde mich nie verabschieden
Ich werde niemals lügen und dich verletzen
Gebe dich nie auf
Ich werde dich nicht enttäuschen
Ich werde niemals herumlaufen und dich verlassen
Ich werde dich nie zum Weinen bringen
Ich werde mich nie verabschieden
Ich werde niemals lügen und dich verletzen
Gebe dich nie auf
Ich werde dich nicht enttäuschen
Ich werde niemals herumlaufen und dich verlassen
Ich werde dich nie zum Weinen bringen
Ich werde mich nie verabschieden
Ich werde niemals lügen und dich verletzen
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
"Never Gonna Give You Up" in Korean
**Verse 1**
우리는 사랑할 낯선 사람이 아닙니다
당신은 규칙을 알고 있고 나도 (합니다)
완전한 헌신은 내가 생각하는 것입니다
당신은 다른 사람에게서 이것을 얻지 못할 것입니다
그냥 내 기분이 어떤지 말해주고 싶어
이해를 해줘야지
**Chorus**
절대 포기하지마
절대 실망시키지 않을거야
절대 뛰어다니고 널 버리지 않을거야
절대 울지 않을거야
절대 작별인사 하지마
절대 거짓말을 해서 널 다치게 하지 않을거야
**Verse 2**
우리는 오랫동안 서로를 알고 있었습니다
마음이 아팠지만 말하기엔 너무 부끄러워 (말해봐)
내부에서 우리 둘 다 무슨 일이 있었는지 알고 있습니다 (진행 중)
우리는 게임을 알고 있고 그것을 할 것입니다
그리고 내 기분이 어떠냐고 묻는다면
당신이 너무 눈이 멀었다고 말하지 마세요
**Chorus, 2x**
절대 포기하지마
절대 실망시키지 않을거야
절대 뛰어다니고 널 버리지 않을거야
절대 울지 않을거야
절대 작별인사 하지마
절대 거짓말을 해서 널 다치게 하지 않을거야
절대 포기하지마
절대 실망시키지 않을거야
절대 뛰어다니고 널 버리지 않을거야
절대 울지 않을거야
절대 작별인사 하지마
절대 거짓말을 해서 널 다치게 하지 않을거야
**Verse 1, repeat**
우리는 사랑할 낯선 사람이 아닙니다
당신은 규칙을 알고 있고 나도 (합니다)
완전한 헌신은 내가 생각하는 것입니다
당신은 다른 사람에게서 이것을 얻지 못할 것입니다
그냥 내 기분이 어떤지 말해주고 싶어
이해를 해줘야지
**Chorus, 3x**
절대 포기하지마
절대 실망시키지 않을거야
절대 뛰어다니고 널 버리지 않을거야
절대 울지 않을거야
절대 작별인사 하지마
절대 거짓말을 해서 널 다치게 하지 않을거야
절대 포기하지마
절대 실망시키지 않을거야
절대 뛰어다니고 널 버리지 않을거야
절대 울지 않을거야
절대 작별인사 하지마
절대 거짓말을 해서 널 다치게 하지 않을거야
절대 포기하지마
절대 실망시키지 않을거야
절대 뛰어다니고 널 버리지 않을거야
절대 울지 않을거야
절대 작별인사 하지마
절대 거짓말을 해서 널 다치게 하지 않을거야
message. If he wants me to stay away, he should leave me alone. I suppress a drunken grin
and hit the automatic re-dial. He answers on the second ring.
“Anastasia?” He’s surprised to hear from me. Well, frankly, I’m surprised to ring him.
Then my befuddled brain registers... how does he know it’s me?
“Why did you send me the books?” I slur at him.
“Anastasia, are you okay? You sound strange.” His voice is filled with concern.
“I’m not the strange one, you are,” I accuse. There - that told him, my courage fuelled
by alcohol.
“Anastasia, have you been drinking?”
“What’s it to you?”
“I’m – curious. Where are you?”
“In a bar.”
“Which bar?” He sounds exasperated.
“A bar in Portland.”
“How are you getting home?”
“I’ll find a way.” This conversation is not going how I expected.
“Which bar are you in?”
“Why did you send me the books, Christian?”
“Anastasia, where are you, tell me now.” His tone is so, so dictatorial, his usual control
freak. I imagine him as an old time movie director wearing jodhpurs, holding an old fash-
ioned megaphone and a riding crop. The image makes me laugh out loud.
“You’re so... domineering,” I giggle.
“Ana, so help me, where the fuck are you?”
Christian Grey is swearing at me. I giggle again. “I’m in Portland... s’a long way
from Seattle.”
“Where in Portland?”
“Goodnight, Christian.”
“Ana!”
I hang up. Ha! Though he didn’t tell me about the books. I frown. Mission not ac-
complished. I am really quite drunk - my head swims uncomfortably as I shuffle with the
line. Well, the object of the exercise was to get drunk. I have succeeded. This is what it’s
like – probably not an experience to be repeated. The line has moved, and it’s now my
turn. I stare blankly at the poster on the back of the toilet door that extols the virtues of
safe sex. Holy crap, did I just call Christian Grey? Shit. My phone rings and it makes me
jump. I yelp in surprise.
“Hi,” I bleat timidly in to the phone. I hadn’t reckoned on this.
“I’m coming to get you,” he says and hangs up. Only Christian Grey could sound so
calm and so threatening at the same time.
Holy crap. I pull my jeans up. My heart is thumping. Coming to get me? Oh no. I’m
going to be sick... no... I’m fine. Hang on. He’s just messing with my head. I didn’t tell
him where I was. He can’t find me here. Besides, it will take him hours to get here from
Seattle, and we’ll be long gone by then. I wash my hands and check my face in the mirror.
I look flushed and slightly unfocused. Hmm... tequila.
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"Never Gonna Give You Up" in Esperanto
**Verse 1**
Ni ne estas fremdaj por ami
Vi konas la regulojn kaj ankaŭ mi (mi)
Plena engaĝiĝo estas pri kio mi pensas
Vi ne ricevus ĉi tion de iu alia ulo
Mi nur volas diri al vi kiel mi fartas
Devas komprenigi vin
**Chorus**
Neniam forlasos vin
Neniam lasos vin
Neniam kuros kaj dizertos vin
Neniam plori vin
Neniam diros adiaŭ
Neniam mensogos kaj vundos vin
**Verse 2**
Ni konas unu la alian de tiom longe
Via koro doloris, sed vi estas tro timema por diri ĝin (diri ĝin)
Interne, ni ambaŭ scias, kio okazas (daŭras)
Ni konas la ludon kaj ni ludos ĝin
Kaj se vi demandas min kiel mi fartas
Ne diru al mi, ke vi estas tro blinda por vidi
**Chorus, 2x**
Neniam forlasos vin
Neniam lasos vin
Neniam kuros kaj dizertos vin
Neniam plori vin
Neniam diros adiaŭ
Neniam mensogos kaj vundos vin
Neniam forlasos vin
Neniam lasos vin
Neniam kuros kaj dizertos vin
Neniam plori vin
Neniam diros adiaŭ
Neniam mensogos kaj vundos vin
**Verse 1, repeat**
Ni ne estas fremdaj por ami
Vi konas la regulojn kaj ankaŭ mi (mi)
Plena engaĝiĝo estas pri kio mi pensas
Vi ne ricevus ĉi tion de iu alia ulo
Mi nur volas diri al vi kiel mi fartas
Devas komprenigi vin
**Chorus, 3x**
Neniam forlasos vin
Neniam lasos vin
Neniam kuros kaj dizertos vin
Neniam plori vin
Neniam diros adiaŭ
Neniam mensogos kaj vundos vin
Neniam forlasos vin
Neniam lasos vin
Neniam kuros kaj dizertos vin
Neniam plori vin
Neniam diros adiaŭ
Neniam mensogos kaj vundos vin
Neniam forlasos vin
Neniam lasos vin
Neniam kuros kaj dizertos vin
Neniam plori vin
Neniam diros adiaŭ
Neniam mensogos kaj vundos vin
“I’ve found one Tess first edition for sale in New York at $14,000. But yours looks
in much better condition. They must have cost more.” Kate is consulting her good friend
Google.
“This quote – Tess says it to her mother after Alec D’Urberville has had his wicked
way with her.”
“I know,” muses Kate. “What is he trying to say?”
“I don’t know, and I don’t care. I can’t accept these from him. I’ll send them back with
an equally baffling quote from some obscure part of the book.”
“The bit where Angel Clare says fuck off?” Kate asks with a completely straight face.
“Yes, that bit.” I giggle. I love Kate, she’s so loyal and supportive. I repack the books
and leave them on the dining table. Kate hands me a glass of champagne.
“To the end of exams and our new life in Seattle,” she grins.
“To the end of exams, our new life in Seattle, and excellent results.” We clink glasses
and drink.
The bar is loud and hectic, full of soon to be graduates out to get trashed. José joins us. He
won’t graduate for another year, but he’s in the mood to party and gets us into the spirit of
our newfound freedom by buying a pitcher of margaritas for us all. As I down my fifth, I
know this is not a good idea on top of the champagne.
“So what now Ana?” José shouts at me over the noise.
“Kate and I are moving to Seattle. Kate’s parents have bought a condo there for her.”
“Dios mio, how the other half live. But you’ll be back for my show.”
“Of course, José, I wouldn’t miss it for the world.” I smile, and he puts his arm around
my waist and pulls me close.
“It means a lot to me that you’ll be there Ana,” he whispers in my ear. “Another mar-
garita?”
“José Luis Rodriguez – are you trying to get me drunk? Because I think it’s working.”
I giggle. “I think I’d better have a beer. I’ll go get us a pitcher.”
“More drink, Ana!” Kate bellows.
Kate has the constitution of an ox. She’s got her arm draped over Levi, one of our fel-
low English students and her usual photographer on her student newspaper. He’s given up
taking photos of the drunkenness that surrounds him. He only has eyes for Kate. She’s all
tiny camisole, tight jeans, and high heels, hair piled high with tendrils hanging down softly
around her face, her usual stunning self. Me, I’m more of a Converse and t-shirt kind of
girl, but I’m wearing my most flattering jeans. I move out of José’s hold and get up from
our table. Whoa. Head spin. I have to grab the back of the chair. Tequila based cocktails
are not a good idea.
I make my way to the bar and decide that I should visit the powder room while I am on
my feet. Good thinking, Ana. I stagger off through the crowd. Of course, there’s a line, but
at least it’s quiet and cool in the corridor. I reach for my cell phone to relieve the boredom
of waiting in line. Hmm... Who did I last call? Was it José? Before that a number I don’t
recognize. Oh yes. Grey, I think this is his number. I giggle. I have no idea what the time
is, maybe I’ll wake him. Perhaps he can tell me why he sent me those books and the cryptic
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I feel like it's a bit slow now, I think there were quite a bit people waiting for the previous one to reach its target then they got off reddit for a bit (or just went to browse other posts)
I love queen. Imagine being a white pawn and seeing black queen in front of you. You would instantly cum by seeing her. Imagine her killing you cold blooded and stepping all over you...
3rd post r/ popular right now
Holy hell Edit: y'all, write more comments! You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers
New post just dropped
Commentors took a vacation, never came back
Actual redditor
Call the mods
???
Yes
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Yes
???
comment sacrifice, anyone?
We got time, commentors gonna rest then we're back at it
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is this copy pasta or did you actually spend time typing this
It’s a copy pasta from an anime called Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Specifically the villain of part 4, an infamous serial killer, is the one who said all that.
👀
I think I replied to the wrong guy. There was someone in here who pasted the Jojo reference and I thought you were replying to that guy. My bad. Either way, this will be an excuse to add one extra comment so I guess it works out.
Replies don't get spezzed My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Pack your boys balls, zis eins ain't happening. It took your my unbricked pipi 24 hours to hit your mom, and there's no turning back. Oh, "work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger" you say? Well g'day mate Australia really do be Australin with Austria nowadays. So let's move our balls and create spems somewhere else, okay?
There was a pop in anarchychess 2 summers ago i think. Some levi? video went viral and it was pretty catchy. it came and went and since i couldn’t find it. if y’all remember the video it was something about missing a big move idk it was repetitive but catchy if you can help that would be cool
Genuine question to you all, why have you brought it this far?
In this sub, there is never "why", only "why not". To which the answer is always nothing.
Seriously I'm gonna join the sub for the memes, I don't even like chess but at this point who cares?
i bet only like 12 people on this sub actually care about chess. we're here for the shitposts
We shitpost here better than r./shitposting
Actual 4D chess with the lack of chess
new definition just dropped
r\/shitposting mostly just does transphoia
What chess move is that?
any move that involves preventing a pawn from promoting
Happy to know I'm in good company
yes https://preview.redd.it/mj9wylloz18b1.png?width=738&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c567a2ae0b618ccffdae98481cd346bab2b8582
I don't know how many math meme nerds are still here, but could you express the number of comments on the "Let's count to infinity by 1s" thread as a percentage of infinity? I'd be curious to know.
Yes. No matter how many comments you get, it’s always 0% of the way to infinity. Just like with this post, we are 0% of the way to infinite horses.
Maybe someday we'll reach 1/∞ percent
New form of Reddit protest unlocked!
New response just dropped
You just shut up and keep adding horses
Yes sir o7
This is r/AnarchyChess, anything is possible here
Because I used to like it. I mean, I still like it, but I used to like it too.
It was my calling
I mean, why not?
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! That girl was hot. She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins. Right. You're right. At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. What do you think he makes? Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. What does that do? Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. Hey, Jocks! Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! I wonder where they were. I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. Oouple of Hive Harrys. Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! Oh, my! I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. Six miles, huh? Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. Maybe I am. You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? Well, there's a lot of choices. But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! Barry, you are so funny sometimes. I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! You're gonna be a stirrer? No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. We're starting work today! Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... Is it still available? Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. What'd you get? Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. You want to go first? No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. Any chance of getting the Krelman? Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? I'm going out. Out? Out where? Out there. Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in.
Now just make each line a new comment/reply
There are two main types of Sunflower seeds. They are Black and Grey striped (also sometimes called White) which have a grey-ish stripe or two down the length of the seed. The black type of seeds, also called ‘Black Oil’, are up to 45% richer in Sunflower oil and are used mainly in manufacture, whilst grey seeds are used for consumer snacks and animal food production.
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New response just dropped
This is probably the most useless use of my time, but I'm 100% proud of being here
Why am I like this?
Google therapy
Holy balls
This is it, this is the post I choose to jump on this shit-show of a bandwagon. Congrats OP, you did it!
Best strategy is to starting counting at 1 and reply to yourself to reach the highest number possible. I got to 514
What happens when you reach 514?
Google Titan Submersible
Holy implosion
Grab yourself a tambourine
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just leave it here https://preview.redd.it/qmpfkvrmy18b1.png?width=738&format=png&auto=webp&s=58df0b8b340f1c6ef7627dcd4112624d7754940b
Yep, the comments there caused site wide problems, but it was a decade ago so maybe they changed?
yea guess they upgraded their comment system, also the 17.5k comments was on one single comment thread
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Thank you for higher resolution, the horsies didn't look well before.
Much obliged, I ended up actually cutting the resolution to 92% so that the full file wouldn't go through reddit horrible compression instead
The
For real though, why am I this excited about this?
cause we’re dead inside
Considering that I didn't use reddit nearly as much before 2020, I think you're right about this
It's amusing to watch every day seeing it grow. I feel like we're getting close to the limit but we shall see......
We're going to try to push this as far as we can, I don't know what the reddit record for comments in a post is but we're gonna break it!
Pack it up boys, this one ain't happening. It took us over 24 hours to hit the last threshold, and there's no way "the algorithm" is keeping this at the top for twice as long. Oh, "just spam harder" you say? Well good luck with that, ol' Spezzy boy has got those timeout timers tuned tighter than your grannie's knickers on a Sunday morning. So let's just move along and take our shitposting and meme spam somewhere else, okay?
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We need to beat this https://preview.redd.it/xntdujxsz18b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e512abed8571cd2db1311b029b469ab7d7c8d33
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Brick it up boys, this one ain't happening. It took us over 24 hours to hit the last pipi, and there's no way "en passant" is keeping this at the top for twice as long. Oh, "holy hell" you say? Well good luck with that, ol' Magnussy boy has got those timeout timers tuned tighter than your horsey's hoovies on a Sunday morning. So let's just move along and take our shitposting and meme spam somewhere else, okay?
Pack your boys balls, zis eins ain't happening. It took your my unbricked pipi 24 hours to hit your mom, and there's no turning back. Oh, "work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger" you say? Well g'day mate Australia really do be Australin with Austria nowadays. So let's move our balls and create spems somewhere else, okay?
nobody reading this so might as well say my gf pegs me
I read it
Google lube
Holy hole
True I’m his girlfriend
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Pack it up boys, this one ain't happening. It took us over 24 hours to hit the last threshold, and there's no way "the algorithm" is keeping this at the top for twice as long. Oh, "just spam harder" you say? Well good luck with that, ol' Spezzy boy has got those timeout timers tuned tighter than your grannie's knickers on a Sunday morning. So let's just move along and take our shitposting and meme spam somewhere else, okay?
Brick it up boys, this one ain't happening. It took us over 24 hours to hit the last pipi, and there's no way "en passant" is keeping this at the top for twice as long. Oh, "holy hell" you say? Well good luck with that, ol' Magnussy boy has got those timeout timers tuned tighter than your horsey's hoovies on a Sunday morning. So let's just move along and take our shitposting and meme spam somewhere else, okay?
Small talk corner - come here to talk about your day! (I'll be replying in ~8 hours, going to bed now)
I just woke up, so good I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Eastern asia/Oceania or just a really fucked up circadian rhythm?
Why not both
It’s been pouring rain for days. The outside kitties I take care of are super unhappy about it.
Good night!
Only 65,536?
Pfff right? We're gonna achieve that barely trying
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I see you have improved the horsie quality this time.
I think they were having problems uploading to reddit last time, so that has probably been solved
"Never Gonna Give You Up" in Hindi: **Verse 1** हम प्यार करने के लिए अजनबी नहीं हैं आप नियम जानते हैं और मैं भी जानता हूं मैं एक पूर्ण प्रतिबद्धता के बारे में सोच रहा हूं यह आपको किसी अन्य व्यक्ति से नहीं मिलेगा मैं बस आपको बताना चाहता हूं कि मैं कैसा महसूस कर रहा हूं तुम्हें समझाना होगा **Chorus** नेवर गोना गिव यू अप तुम्हें कभी निराश नहीं होने दूँगा मैं कभी भी इधर-उधर भागने वाला नहीं हूं और तुम्हें छोड़कर चला जाऊंगा तुम्हें कभी रुलाने वाला नहीं कभी अलविदा नहीं कहूंगा मैं कभी भी झूठ नहीं बोलूंगा और आपको ठेस नहीं पहुंचाऊंगा **Verse 2** हम एक दूसरे को बहुत लंबे समय से जानते हैं आपका दिल दुख रहा है, लेकिन आप इसे कहने में बहुत शर्मा रहे हैं (कहें) अंदर, हम दोनों जानते हैं कि क्या हो रहा है (चल रहा है) हम खेल जानते हैं और हम इसे खेलेंगे और यदि आप मुझसे पूछें कि मैं कैसा महसूस कर रहा हूँ मुझे मत बताओ कि तुम देखने में बहुत अंधे हो **Chorus, 2x** नेवर गोना गिव यू अप तुम्हें कभी निराश नहीं होने दूँगा मैं कभी भी इधर-उधर भागने वाला नहीं हूं और तुम्हें छोड़कर चला जाऊंगा तुम्हें कभी रुलाने वाला नहीं कभी अलविदा नहीं कहूंगा मैं कभी भी झूठ नहीं बोलूंगा और आपको ठेस नहीं पहुंचाऊंगा नेवर गोना गिव यू अप तुम्हें कभी निराश नहीं होने दूँगा मैं कभी भी इधर-उधर भागने वाला नहीं हूं और तुम्हें छोड़कर चला जाऊंगा तुम्हें कभी रुलाने वाला नहीं कभी अलविदा नहीं कहूंगा मैं कभी भी झूठ नहीं बोलूंगा और आपको ठेस नहीं पहुंचाऊंगा **Verse 1, repeat** हम प्यार करने के लिए अजनबी नहीं हैं आप नियम जानते हैं और मैं भी जानता हूं मैं एक पूर्ण प्रतिबद्धता के बारे में सोच रहा हूं यह आपको किसी अन्य व्यक्ति से नहीं मिलेगा मैं बस आपको बताना चाहता हूं कि मैं कैसा महसूस कर रहा हूं तुम्हें समझाना होगा **Chorus, 3x** नेवर गोना गिव यू अप तुम्हें कभी निराश नहीं होने दूँगा मैं कभी भी इधर-उधर भागने वाला नहीं हूं और तुम्हें छोड़कर चला जाऊंगा तुम्हें कभी रुलाने वाला नहीं कभी अलविदा नहीं कहूंगा मैं कभी भी झूठ नहीं बोलूंगा और आपको ठेस नहीं पहुंचाऊंगा नेवर गोना गिव यू अप तुम्हें कभी निराश नहीं होने दूँगा मैं कभी भी इधर-उधर भागने वाला नहीं हूं और तुम्हें छोड़कर चला जाऊंगा तुम्हें कभी रुलाने वाला नहीं कभी अलविदा नहीं कहूंगा मैं कभी भी झूठ नहीं बोलूंगा और आपको ठेस नहीं पहुंचाऊंगा नेवर गोना गिव यू अप तुम्हें कभी निराश नहीं होने दूँगा मैं कभी भी इधर-उधर भागने वाला नहीं हूं और तुम्हें छोड़कर चला जाऊंगा तुम्हें कभी रुलाने वाला नहीं कभी अलविदा नहीं कहूंगा मैं कभी भी झूठ नहीं बोलूंगा और आपको ठेस नहीं पहुंचाऊंगा
Deep
Keep going
We can't stop
 x11
Horse cock 30
Fuck yeah the horse cock is back
"Never Gonna Give You Up" in German **Verse 1** Die Liebe ist uns nicht fremd Du kennst die Regeln und ich auch (weiß ich) Ich denke an einen vollen Einsatz Das würdest du von keinem anderen Kerl bekommen Ich möchte dir nur sagen, wie ich mich fühle Ich muss es dir verständlich machen **Chorus** Gebe dich nie auf Ich werde dich nicht enttäuschen Ich werde niemals herumlaufen und dich verlassen Ich werde dich nie zum Weinen bringen Ich werde mich nie verabschieden Ich werde niemals lügen und dich verletzen **Verse 2** Wir kennen uns schon so lange Dein Herz schmerzt, aber du bist zu schüchtern, es zu sagen (sag es) Innerlich wissen wir beide, was vor sich geht (vor sich geht) Wir kennen das Spiel und werden es spielen Und wenn Sie mich fragen, wie ich mich fühle Sag mir nicht, dass du zu blind bist, um zu sehen **Chorus, 2x** Gebe dich nie auf Ich werde dich nicht enttäuschen Ich werde niemals herumlaufen und dich verlassen Ich werde dich nie zum Weinen bringen Ich werde mich nie verabschieden Ich werde niemals lügen und dich verletzen **Verse 1, repeat** Die Liebe ist uns nicht fremd Du kennst die Regeln und ich auch (weiß ich) Ich denke an einen vollen Einsatz Das würdest du von keinem anderen Kerl bekommen Ich möchte dir nur sagen, wie ich mich fühle Ich muss es dir verständlich machen **Chorus, 3x** Gebe dich nie auf Ich werde dich nicht enttäuschen Ich werde niemals herumlaufen und dich verlassen Ich werde dich nie zum Weinen bringen Ich werde mich nie verabschieden Ich werde niemals lügen und dich verletzen Gebe dich nie auf Ich werde dich nicht enttäuschen Ich werde niemals herumlaufen und dich verlassen Ich werde dich nie zum Weinen bringen Ich werde mich nie verabschieden Ich werde niemals lügen und dich verletzen Gebe dich nie auf Ich werde dich nicht enttäuschen Ich werde niemals herumlaufen und dich verlassen Ich werde dich nie zum Weinen bringen Ich werde mich nie verabschieden Ich werde niemals lügen und dich verletzen
Well, this one is probably not happening.
Yeah but we got to try
A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day!
An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day!
THIS DAY WE FIGHT!
Holy hell
New post just dropped
Actual zombie
Full
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Those are definitely horses.
We can do this comrades
What comes next?
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Bread 👍
Fuck spez.
No way this happens again. I’m sure you are safe……unless
This is probably the best thing that has happened in the last 2 weeks
I’m so Confused what’s supposed to b happening and I’m surprised how I can zoom In
"Never Gonna Give You Up" in Korean **Verse 1** 우리는 사랑할 낯선 사람이 아닙니다 당신은 규칙을 알고 있고 나도 (합니다) 완전한 헌신은 내가 생각하는 것입니다 당신은 다른 사람에게서 이것을 얻지 못할 것입니다 그냥 내 기분이 어떤지 말해주고 싶어 이해를 해줘야지 **Chorus** 절대 포기하지마 절대 실망시키지 않을거야 절대 뛰어다니고 널 버리지 않을거야 절대 울지 않을거야 절대 작별인사 하지마 절대 거짓말을 해서 널 다치게 하지 않을거야 **Verse 2** 우리는 오랫동안 서로를 알고 있었습니다 마음이 아팠지만 말하기엔 너무 부끄러워 (말해봐) 내부에서 우리 둘 다 무슨 일이 있었는지 알고 있습니다 (진행 중) 우리는 게임을 알고 있고 그것을 할 것입니다 그리고 내 기분이 어떠냐고 묻는다면 당신이 너무 눈이 멀었다고 말하지 마세요 **Chorus, 2x** 절대 포기하지마 절대 실망시키지 않을거야 절대 뛰어다니고 널 버리지 않을거야 절대 울지 않을거야 절대 작별인사 하지마 절대 거짓말을 해서 널 다치게 하지 않을거야 절대 포기하지마 절대 실망시키지 않을거야 절대 뛰어다니고 널 버리지 않을거야 절대 울지 않을거야 절대 작별인사 하지마 절대 거짓말을 해서 널 다치게 하지 않을거야 **Verse 1, repeat** 우리는 사랑할 낯선 사람이 아닙니다 당신은 규칙을 알고 있고 나도 (합니다) 완전한 헌신은 내가 생각하는 것입니다 당신은 다른 사람에게서 이것을 얻지 못할 것입니다 그냥 내 기분이 어떤지 말해주고 싶어 이해를 해줘야지 **Chorus, 3x** 절대 포기하지마 절대 실망시키지 않을거야 절대 뛰어다니고 널 버리지 않을거야 절대 울지 않을거야 절대 작별인사 하지마 절대 거짓말을 해서 널 다치게 하지 않을거야 절대 포기하지마 절대 실망시키지 않을거야 절대 뛰어다니고 널 버리지 않을거야 절대 울지 않을거야 절대 작별인사 하지마 절대 거짓말을 해서 널 다치게 하지 않을거야 절대 포기하지마 절대 실망시키지 않을거야 절대 뛰어다니고 널 버리지 않을거야 절대 울지 않을거야 절대 작별인사 하지마 절대 거짓말을 해서 널 다치게 하지 않을거야
We all should stop posting on subs ant start linking all threads and discussion to here. Let's reddit replacement be reddit itself
Google finding a purpose in life
message. If he wants me to stay away, he should leave me alone. I suppress a drunken grin and hit the automatic re-dial. He answers on the second ring. “Anastasia?” He’s surprised to hear from me. Well, frankly, I’m surprised to ring him. Then my befuddled brain registers... how does he know it’s me? “Why did you send me the books?” I slur at him. “Anastasia, are you okay? You sound strange.” His voice is filled with concern. “I’m not the strange one, you are,” I accuse. There - that told him, my courage fuelled by alcohol. “Anastasia, have you been drinking?” “What’s it to you?” “I’m – curious. Where are you?” “In a bar.” “Which bar?” He sounds exasperated. “A bar in Portland.” “How are you getting home?” “I’ll find a way.” This conversation is not going how I expected. “Which bar are you in?” “Why did you send me the books, Christian?” “Anastasia, where are you, tell me now.” His tone is so, so dictatorial, his usual control freak. I imagine him as an old time movie director wearing jodhpurs, holding an old fash- ioned megaphone and a riding crop. The image makes me laugh out loud. “You’re so... domineering,” I giggle. “Ana, so help me, where the fuck are you?” Christian Grey is swearing at me. I giggle again. “I’m in Portland... s’a long way from Seattle.” “Where in Portland?” “Goodnight, Christian.” “Ana!” I hang up. Ha! Though he didn’t tell me about the books. I frown. Mission not ac- complished. I am really quite drunk - my head swims uncomfortably as I shuffle with the line. Well, the object of the exercise was to get drunk. I have succeeded. This is what it’s like – probably not an experience to be repeated. The line has moved, and it’s now my turn. I stare blankly at the poster on the back of the toilet door that extols the virtues of safe sex. Holy crap, did I just call Christian Grey? Shit. My phone rings and it makes me jump. I yelp in surprise. “Hi,” I bleat timidly in to the phone. I hadn’t reckoned on this. “I’m coming to get you,” he says and hangs up. Only Christian Grey could sound so calm and so threatening at the same time. Holy crap. I pull my jeans up. My heart is thumping. Coming to get me? Oh no. I’m going to be sick... no... I’m fine. Hang on. He’s just messing with my head. I didn’t tell him where I was. He can’t find me here. Besides, it will take him hours to get here from Seattle, and we’ll be long gone by then. I wash my hands and check my face in the mirror. I look flushed and slightly unfocused. Hmm... tequila.
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Greg
Pack it up boys, this one ain't happening. It took us over 24 hours to hit the last threshold, and there's no way "the algorithm" is keeping this at the top for twice as long. Oh, "just spam harder" you say? Well good luck with that, ol' Spezzy boy has got those timeout timers tuned tighter than your grannie's knickers on a Sunday morning. So let's just move along and take our shitposting and meme spam somewhere else, okay?
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google even higher resolution
No way bro What the hell
I think this is the final one 65k comments is a grind lmao
Get out of here spez alt acct. We're taking 'ur sever space.
We all should stop posting on subs ant start linking all threads and discussion to here. Let's reddit replacement be reddit itself
I bet that 65536 comments will be reached within 48 hours.
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Pack it up boys, this one ain't happening. It took us over 24 hours to hit the last threshold, and there's no way "the algorithm" is keeping this at the top for twice as long. Oh, "just spam harder" you say? Well good luck with that, ol' Spezzy boy has got those timeout timers tuned tighter than your grannie's knickers on a Sunday morning. So let's just move along and take our shitposting and meme spam somewhere else, okay? 47
I’m doing my part!
"Never Gonna Give You Up" in Japanese **Verse 1** 私たちは愛するのに見知らぬ人ではありません あなたはルールを知っています、そして私も知っています 私が考えているのはフルコミットメント 他の男からはこんなことは得られないだろう 私の気持ちを伝えたいだけです 理解してもらいたい Chorus 決してあなたを諦めない 決してあなたを失望させることはありません 走り回ってあなたを見捨てることは決してありません 決して泣かせない 決してさよならを言わない 決して嘘をついてあなたを傷つけたりはしない **Verse 2** 私たちは長い間お互いを知っています 君の心は痛んでいるけど、恥ずかしくて言えない (言ってみろ) 心の中では、私たちは二人とも何が起こっているのか知っています 私たちはそのゲームを知っているので、プレイするつもりです それで、私の気分はどうですかと尋ねたら 目が見えないなんて言わないでください **Chorus, 2x** 決してあなたを諦めない 決してあなたを失望させることはありません 走り回ってあなたを見捨てることは決してありません 決して泣かせない 決してさよならを言わない 決して嘘をついてあなたを傷つけたりはしない 決してあなたを諦めない 決してあなたを失望させることはありません 走り回ってあなたを見捨てることは決してありません 決して泣かせない 決してさよならを言わない 決して嘘をついてあなたを傷つけたりはしない **Verse 1, repeat** 私たちは愛するのに見知らぬ人ではありません あなたはルールを知っています、そして私も知っています 私が考えているのはフルコミットメント 他の男からはこんなことは得られないだろう 私の気持ちを伝えたいだけです 理解してもらいたい **Chorus, 3x** 決してあなたを諦めない 決してあなたを失望させることはありません 走り回ってあなたを見捨てることは決してありません 決して泣かせない 決してさよならを言わない 決して嘘をついてあなたを傷つけたりはしない 決してあなたを諦めない 決してあなたを失望させることはありません 走り回ってあなたを見捨てることは決してありません 決して泣かせない 決してさよならを言わない 決して嘘をついてあなたを傷つけたりはしない 決してあなたを諦めない 決してあなたを失望させることはありません 走り回ってあなたを見捨てることは決してありません 決して泣かせない 決してさよならを言わない 決して嘘をついてあなたを傷つけたりはしない
"Never Gonna Give You Up" in Esperanto **Verse 1** Ni ne estas fremdaj por ami Vi konas la regulojn kaj ankaŭ mi (mi) Plena engaĝiĝo estas pri kio mi pensas Vi ne ricevus ĉi tion de iu alia ulo Mi nur volas diri al vi kiel mi fartas Devas komprenigi vin **Chorus** Neniam forlasos vin Neniam lasos vin Neniam kuros kaj dizertos vin Neniam plori vin Neniam diros adiaŭ Neniam mensogos kaj vundos vin **Verse 2** Ni konas unu la alian de tiom longe Via koro doloris, sed vi estas tro timema por diri ĝin (diri ĝin) Interne, ni ambaŭ scias, kio okazas (daŭras) Ni konas la ludon kaj ni ludos ĝin Kaj se vi demandas min kiel mi fartas Ne diru al mi, ke vi estas tro blinda por vidi **Chorus, 2x** Neniam forlasos vin Neniam lasos vin Neniam kuros kaj dizertos vin Neniam plori vin Neniam diros adiaŭ Neniam mensogos kaj vundos vin Neniam forlasos vin Neniam lasos vin Neniam kuros kaj dizertos vin Neniam plori vin Neniam diros adiaŭ Neniam mensogos kaj vundos vin **Verse 1, repeat** Ni ne estas fremdaj por ami Vi konas la regulojn kaj ankaŭ mi (mi) Plena engaĝiĝo estas pri kio mi pensas Vi ne ricevus ĉi tion de iu alia ulo Mi nur volas diri al vi kiel mi fartas Devas komprenigi vin **Chorus, 3x** Neniam forlasos vin Neniam lasos vin Neniam kuros kaj dizertos vin Neniam plori vin Neniam diros adiaŭ Neniam mensogos kaj vundos vin Neniam forlasos vin Neniam lasos vin Neniam kuros kaj dizertos vin Neniam plori vin Neniam diros adiaŭ Neniam mensogos kaj vundos vin Neniam forlasos vin Neniam lasos vin Neniam kuros kaj dizertos vin Neniam plori vin Neniam diros adiaŭ Neniam mensogos kaj vundos vin
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“I’ve found one Tess first edition for sale in New York at $14,000. But yours looks in much better condition. They must have cost more.” Kate is consulting her good friend Google. “This quote – Tess says it to her mother after Alec D’Urberville has had his wicked way with her.” “I know,” muses Kate. “What is he trying to say?” “I don’t know, and I don’t care. I can’t accept these from him. I’ll send them back with an equally baffling quote from some obscure part of the book.” “The bit where Angel Clare says fuck off?” Kate asks with a completely straight face. “Yes, that bit.” I giggle. I love Kate, she’s so loyal and supportive. I repack the books and leave them on the dining table. Kate hands me a glass of champagne. “To the end of exams and our new life in Seattle,” she grins. “To the end of exams, our new life in Seattle, and excellent results.” We clink glasses and drink. The bar is loud and hectic, full of soon to be graduates out to get trashed. José joins us. He won’t graduate for another year, but he’s in the mood to party and gets us into the spirit of our newfound freedom by buying a pitcher of margaritas for us all. As I down my fifth, I know this is not a good idea on top of the champagne. “So what now Ana?” José shouts at me over the noise. “Kate and I are moving to Seattle. Kate’s parents have bought a condo there for her.” “Dios mio, how the other half live. But you’ll be back for my show.” “Of course, José, I wouldn’t miss it for the world.” I smile, and he puts his arm around my waist and pulls me close. “It means a lot to me that you’ll be there Ana,” he whispers in my ear. “Another mar- garita?” “José Luis Rodriguez – are you trying to get me drunk? Because I think it’s working.” I giggle. “I think I’d better have a beer. I’ll go get us a pitcher.” “More drink, Ana!” Kate bellows. Kate has the constitution of an ox. She’s got her arm draped over Levi, one of our fel- low English students and her usual photographer on her student newspaper. He’s given up taking photos of the drunkenness that surrounds him. He only has eyes for Kate. She’s all tiny camisole, tight jeans, and high heels, hair piled high with tendrils hanging down softly around her face, her usual stunning self. Me, I’m more of a Converse and t-shirt kind of girl, but I’m wearing my most flattering jeans. I move out of José’s hold and get up from our table. Whoa. Head spin. I have to grab the back of the chair. Tequila based cocktails are not a good idea. I make my way to the bar and decide that I should visit the powder room while I am on my feet. Good thinking, Ana. I stagger off through the crowd. Of course, there’s a line, but at least it’s quiet and cool in the corridor. I reach for my cell phone to relieve the boredom of waiting in line. Hmm... Who did I last call? Was it José? Before that a number I don’t recognize. Oh yes. Grey, I think this is his number. I giggle. I have no idea what the time is, maybe I’ll wake him. Perhaps he can tell me why he sent me those books and the cryptic
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I feel like it's a bit slow now, I think there were quite a bit people waiting for the previous one to reach its target then they got off reddit for a bit (or just went to browse other posts)
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