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[deleted]

Ah yes, the negotiator.


HolyGhost79

Hello there!


[deleted]

General Kenobi!


AurelioDeLaHoya

You are a bold one


peDro_with_a_big_D

Holly hell!


[deleted]

You were right about one thing, the negotiations were short


njh83

Oh my god i have been parodied on anarchychess! my life is complete


ColdCappuccino

Nice! And I have to applaud the mannerism in the original post. Always ask for consent before mating!


njh83

Thank you very much, too often people forget that


Varkaan

Was he hung when you mated?


njh83

Yes


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[deleted]

no


EyeLeft3804

Good bot


Embers113

Good bot


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[удалено]


ColdCappuccino

It's from the "Pokemon names as menu options"-DLC that chess.c*m recently added. Only available for diamond members


Jpicklestone8

pretty f\*\*\*ed up they kept it version exclusive so platinum and pearl members dont get it too


Xistence16

Ikr What about BD and SP members


the_master_of_soresu

It lets you *Finnish* the game quickly, it's a brick


pan-demonio

It means penis in portuguese


skylohhastaken

r/suddenlycaralho algo na print?


pan-demonio

Ze da timba e ze latinha pfv


[deleted]

Squirtle Squirtle. (puts on sunglasses)


stuffedturkey2

Torille!!!!


AMightyFish

💦💦💦😤😤😤😤🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🏒👑


Josku5

TORILLEEE


NecessaryContact3320

Op makes the best deals Ask anyone


cocainespeedboat1

oho, suomessa pelataan shakkia???


anally_ExpressUrself

Extremely bad sportsmanship by OP to not just en passant. Dumb post, don’t do this


Jessekorh

Pyhä helvetti!


daynighttrade

Did he hang a king?


puffskeleton

He hung en passant


TheSheerIce

Edited? One of the words is not like the rest... Edit: thank you, I learned this is a parody post


The_Shook_Mulberry

It is a parody from a r/chessbeginners post King e2 is called Bongcloud opening. It is very cool, even Magnus and Nakamura tried it


ColdCappuccino

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was sending messages much more better then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i reply you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good messenger, i can reply anyone in the world in single game! And "t"he "s"heer "i"ce is nobody for me, just a redditor who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about njh83 ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my reddit carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my posts in 2016 and 2017, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, ColdCappuccino is always post Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Zaiden_J

Bro i would give you an award if reddit blessed me with free awards rn


willard_swag

brick


Ixolich

This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals


NeLaX44

Here we go again. Prepare to see 100 variations of this over the next few days.


Yellow__Roses

Haluaisitko kentiws tavata torilla?


ColdCappuccino

Nah, I'll pass on the tortillas