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Chivi-chivik

You are required by law to give him the sausage


Retarded_Wolf

Rest assured, for he has gotten not one, but TWO sausages for his efforts


Puppy69us

Good. Because if not, you and I were gonna have words.


Retarded_Wolf

PLEASE NOT WORDS. I SWEAR HE GETS SAUSAGES EVERY DAY


Puppy69us

Tell me more about these... Sausages...


Retarded_Wolf

I'll give him one right now if you put the words away!


AStanHasNoName

Dude just put the words down, no need to do this


[deleted]

HES GOT WORDS


Thelandlord123

Ohboiohboiohboi


Sexy_Australian

#WORDS


JayGeeKayW

GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT


Rosebush1987

Ask not what words you have for your country but what words does your country has for you.....


panda_reaper

LOOK OUT, HES GOT A WORD!


TheLoneWanderer220

He’s got a spoon!


FaceOfJoe20

FBI OPEN UP


OhYesIDidd

This whole comment chain, r/nocontext


RyeOrTheKaiser15

That's what she said


ZhangRenWing

Tell me more about the rabbits, George.


jaktyp

Words like "You"!, and "are"!, and "a jerk"!


flapanther33781

NI!


JustBorde

N I


Duckelon

MS OBAMA GET DOWN


JoeLordOfDataMagic

But didn't you both give words to each other on this thread?


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amazondrone

https://youtu.be/AP_aom1IgqI?t=339


filladellfea

what kind of dog? handsome pup!


Retarded_Wolf

Thanks! He's half golden, about a quarter husky and the rest is a mutt-stery!


bt2184

He reminds me a little of a leonberger.


Retarded_Wolf

You'd be surprised at how often people tell me that. However, leonberger would've definitely shown up in the DNA test, so unfortunately no leo here


Nerdy_Drewette

Phew


[deleted]

Good pet parent! I'm proud of you


MittenstheGlove

Nobody ever gives me sausage. :(


[deleted]

/r/NoContext


TurnDown4Naps

This is really great! I laughed so hard i got the hiccups. That is some grade-A problem solving.


[deleted]

That is a smart doggo there


Xayide_

Happy cakeday!


Retarded_Wolf

Thank you & happy cake day!


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


alex1games

Happy cake day


TheSlav87

Lmao, great reaction at the end.


PM_ME_UR_JUGZ

It's like the dog equivalent to flipping the monopoly board


[deleted]

I saw a video of a dog playing connect 4 and when the human beat him he just slammed the game down with his paw lol


StinkybuttMcPoopface

Tip from an animal behaviorist and long time pet trainer : when you play games of any kind, let them win about 1/3 to 1/4 of the time. That way it's not frustrating, but it's also not boring! It gives them a challenge and sense of excitement and accomplishment when they win, and keeps them interested!


GasDoves

>sense of accomplishment You don't happen to work for EA, do you? https://reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/comment/dppum98?st=JH2MUORV&sh=5997c5a5


StinkybuttMcPoopface

HOOOOLY SHIT look at those downvotes goddamn that is hysterical


PraiseHelixx

That right there is offically the most downvoted comment on reddit


ku-fan

Helped by the fact that people kept gilding it so it stayed a top comment even though it had so many downvotes.


Salohacin

Oh! It's that why they were doing it? I always assumed it was just for the irony.


SmiralePas1907

And they cancel some. This is the fifth time I downvote that. EDIT: I had to downvote again, my vote disappeared 10 hours after this comment.


SynapticAlpha

Anyone know how that EA account has 12k comment karma with all those downvoted comments? Mobile bug or only reporting positive votes?


TheDrunkenChud

So, my understanding is that at a certain point the downvotes just revert to zero. Or something?


SynapticAlpha

Good enough for me


PM_ME_UR_JUGZ

I loveee going thru that thread and looking at those comments. Those people are seriously pissed off, and for good reason, and they give such valid arguments as to why EA's pay to play then pay to win system is so fucked. The outrage is palpable, and I fucking love seeing ea get reamed. >Yeah similar to warframe, I don't mind running multiple zones until I get the parts I need, then waiting 12-84 hours for all the parts to finish crafting and combine them. Thats a real sense of accomplishment, since i took something i could have just paid for and earned it instead. EA wants me to pay, and then either pay again or do a whole grind to get to what I've already paid for. Bullshit.


Turningsnake

How tf is their comment karma still 12k+???


SomeNoob1306

Pretty sure there's a cap on how much a single comment can actually remove from your karma. Not sure how much it is though.


Retarded_Wolf

I always do, but it's good to get the word out! I honestly think he's doing this because we do so many brain games so he's used to finding a different solution if he can't get his treat, and because I used to buy doggy-mystery boxes (similar to bark box) and let him open it himself. He's been in to boxes ever since lol. Any package coming in will get the snout push treatment until it's open.


StinkybuttMcPoopface

Haha! That's adorable! It's always fun to work with animals who are more clever than average, watching them work out problems differently than expected is so interesting and amusing <3


5ubv3rsion

I taught mine to open his own Christmas presents yeeeeaaars ago. He didn't forget despite there being a year between presents and now every Christmas morning he waits to open everyone's stuff. I'm so glad he waits til he's told to open them or there'd be paper everywhere.


blackvelvetbitch

I cheered when they flipped the box over! get that sausage!


dmb486

“I’m gonna flip the table!”


[deleted]

Smart pupper.


jajangga

He's not entertaining for you lol


Retarded_Wolf

*He's* starting to feel the effects quarantine has on *me* It usually involves more sausage and less teasing tho ;)


naomabee

what kind of dog? looks like a mix? beautiful!


therynosaur

Hot dog obviously


gr33nss

Not hot dog


potatoecouch

Part golden part something else..op please tell us!!


Retarded_Wolf

Part golden indeed! Half golden, about 25% husky and the rest is more mutt


mnicetea

Such a good looking dog! IMO goldens mixed with other breeds gives the cutest combos. Golden Shepherd's are downright beautiful.


phazero

Oh I thought they were a golden, leon berger :)


IlSarto

Sausage? Dont church it up, that's a hot dog.


Retarded_Wolf

It's a frankfurter ;)


Kitkaroo_2

This is the equivalent of flipping the table. But I hope he still wins sausage so he keeps playing!


Retarded_Wolf

Happy cake day! He sure has won some sausage!


rKoBert

Thank you, this made me laugh harder than I have since quarantine


Retarded_Wolf

Thank *you* for the compliment <3


[deleted]

Good boi is too smart for your games.


thejezuz

This dog aint taking yo shit


[deleted]

The bamboozle was good. But you did try the good boy's patience, hooman...!


TiarnanMC

Why are you speaking like you have brain damage


[deleted]

Have you *never* been to this sub or Eyebleach? There are inside jokes on them. Think of it... as Reddit speak. Awww, have you *just* signed up? (P.S. - Learn what "YTA" means.)


yetilock

Is that an English Sheppard?


Retarded_Wolf

He's half golden, about a quarter husky and the rest is unknown. But thanks for making me google English Shepherd, they look awesome!


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A_Wizzerd

[r/FeedTheDamnDog](https://www.reddit.com/r/PetTheDamnDog/)


Cashew_Wizard

Thank you that made my day


Retarded_Wolf

And knowing that made mine :)


Glapo22

u/vredditshare


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LandSquid161

They're evolving


i_boop_ur_noses

Boop


namanjha29

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Tank_Dempsey58

WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX?!


mobile-nightmare

Then you stick your dick in there


Retarded_Wolf

...if I had one


Ecv02

Gib to he


Ganjisseur

That's a fucking hotdog don't lie


Retarded_Wolf

Joke's on you it's actually a frankfurter


briannasaurusrex92

What's the difference?


JustRyon

Wow this was very entertaining and cute 😊


gypsysniper9

Thanks for the laughs.


Retarded_Wolf

My pleasure :)


urthwyrmjim

I have neither seen nor heard British Knights in 30 years. Wow had no idea they were still around.


mrshandanar

He tried a bamboozle of his own 36 seconds in!


QueenShnoogleberry

Your doggo is a genius!


dirtyhippie62

Heck this <3 I’m gonna use that when I swear now. Lovely commentary, you’re funny hooman. Thanks for this u/retarded_wolf 😆😅😂


Top-Insights

Relevant username.


DennyDA

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ungulateriseup

They still sell British knights. Next stop ebay!


teutonicnight99

Oh my god that was funny


deb-scott

My dogs is too lazy to do that. She will not work for her food.


LemonPartyWorldTour

Haha reminds me of my time in the Navy


apivan191

Username checks out


BashfulTurtle

My dog ran over the box and tackled me, started licking my face. Didn’t even see the damn hot dog.


balcon

I love to see dogs’ problem-solving skills.


iheartdogsNYC

Your dog is so adorable! Thanks for the idea. I can’t wait to try this game with my dogs. The youngest one is bored to death. She’s used to getting 3-4 mile hikes a day.


Retarded_Wolf

I can highly recommend having a look at brain/puzzle games! There's a lot of things you can make at home from minimal stuff, like simply a box filled with empty toilet paper rolls or paper scraps to scatter food into. There are some harder ones to make which will keep both you and your dogs busy ;) If you do this one, don't forget to follow the advice of the animal behaviourist somewhere in this thread and let them win/get a bite once in a while.


[deleted]

the squishy snout makes me happy 🥺


facundomuerto

British Knights! I bet those were some sweet kicks!


pcrnt8

yeeting the box at the end really sealed it


sunshineroar

Pupper: Down with the system!


karma_made_me_do_eet

I have a dachshund and I refuse to let him eat hotdogs or sausages of any kind. Don’t think I don’t know how mad cow disease started.


cup-o-farts

I'm crying laughing over here thanks for this!


Retarded_Wolf

That was my goal, so thank you!


[deleted]

Downvoted for not filming him get the sausage. Come on. You know what we want.


Retarded_Wolf

Honestly that's fair. And if it wasn't 00:47 where we lived right now I would've given him another sausage just for you, but *someone* is already far off into snoozetown


CreeDorofl

I play hide-the-sausage with my own dog all the time.


Maplefolk

I love that you can tell the exact moment he got fed up.


cyoderm3

If I had a platinum or gold to give you I would. That gave me so much joy to watch.


Retarded_Wolf

Thank you, even for just telling me you enjoyed it. That makes me really happy :)


wutangl4n

Smart doggo


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Retarded_Wolf

I believe this was a challenge a while ago, but I don't know the exact name. Definitely wasn't my original idea lol


chambertlo

Dogs are a hell of a lot smarter than cats, that’s for sure.


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Gunslinger3317

Quit insulting & stunting your pet's intelligence! lol. When a dog gets f'ed with solely for social media likes I start rooting for the dog to bite the owner.


Retarded_Wolf

Alright let me sing my praise about him then. This dog learns so dang quick it's insane, he'll memorise an easy trick in less than 24 hours. And what he's doing in this video is really showing more of his intelligence, as he's trying to find another way to the treat just as I've encouraged him to do with puzzle toys. The video was made for my own use, I like creating and keeping memories. However, it turned out to be hilarious so I added some text and posted it to reddit. Figured we can use all the laughs we can get in times of pandemic ;)


Gunslinger3317

Nothing against you personally, just these types of videos. I've seen too many of them apparently.


SilverWing7

Well I know what else to put in those holes * unzips *


[deleted]

Only an American would call a hot dog a sausage lol


TheCookieButter

I'm from the UK I would call that a sausage.


[deleted]

It's a hot dog dude!


[deleted]

Never heard an American call it a sausage... ever. Source: I'm American. But a hot dog is a type of sausage.


Retarded_Wolf

I'd actually call it a *knakworst* but I don't think many people would understand that


rdrworshipper123

I am pretty sure that is a sausage. You know a sausage link.


_nouserforaname

Americans don't call hot dogs sausages. We do, however, call people like you idiots.


[deleted]

That's your American privilege and your thoughts that your the best country in the world even though your 40 years behind Canada in education and healthcare.


_nouserforaname

Uh, I was just talking about hot dogs. But it is funny that you are bragging about education and can't even use the right form of you're. Thanks for the laugh, idiot. P.S. I happen to love Canada. I have friends and family there and visit BC at least once a year. I love my country too, but I know we're not the best. We do some things better and we do some things worse, just like your country. I'm not some red hat wearing simple minded moron and I definitely don't brag about my countries accomplishments that I had nothing to do with nor do I pathetically try to insult someone else for their countries short comings that they had nothing to do with. I was just making a joke. Lighten up, buddy, you'll enjoy life more.


mrcrashoverride

That’s the third gayest thing I’ve seen today... Fucking bored quarantine ppl


Retarded_Wolf

Weirdly enough, I find new ways to interact with, entertain and enrich my dog even when not in quarantine.


Kallasilya

The 90s called, they said they want their outdated homophobic lingo back. :)