Just dig seeing the male being sweet & connected. Almost every clip I see of lions, the males are lazy narcissistic assholes. Nice to see a different kind & kinder vid.
Mistress also means a woman in charge. Considering this isn't showing them in a promiscuous act, your definition is wrong. Also, lions don't get married, which means that it literally cannot be your definition of a Mistress.
Therefore: Relationship goals.
While true that male lions in a pride don't hunt, that's because they are responsible for protecting the pride from predators like packs of Hyenas and rival lions looking to take over the pride.
Well it’s not like a lion cop is going to arrest me and take me to lion jail where I’ll then go to lion court and be judged by a group of my lion peers if I do
I think it might be a "bone apple tea" situation. I think OP has heard people say "missus" as an informal version of "mrs" and mistook that with "mistress".
Yep plot twist there's nothing adorable about this, the lion is cheating on his wife and leaving his 8 kids to her care while he's fucking Mara from the other enclosure
And have you seen what we have to fend of trying to be bring that wilder-beast home, whilst you roll around playing with Simba and Nakia? Hyenas are light work for Mufasa 😂😅
Sure, patrolling several tens~thousands of square kilometers and driving off several dozens of bone-crushing beasts must be easy.
Both sexes have to work hard to run a pride; nature doesn’t like laziness.
I said what I said Mufasa is big chilling whilst we are out there getting the food, and we also be birthing Mufasa cubs. Lol you can type on patrolling all you like it’s not equal do just be quite and groom the queen 😂😅
A pack of hyenas will rob female lions of their kill everyday if it wasn't for the pride male - that massive dude is the one thing that a hyena won't ever fuck with.
You mean wildebeest? And it's not just hyenas they're fighting off, they also have to fight rival males trying to take over the pride. Sometimes, they're outnumbered.
This is the most adorable thing I have have watched today
Relationship goals lol
I was about to say that
Exactly what I need right now. Except that I was just hit with the “I think we need a break”
Just hopefully it's not a mistress IRL though.
Can you feel the love tonight
https://youtu.be/25QyCxVkXwQ?t=112
That eye fuck tho
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The most adorable thing I think I've ever watched.
That’s his mane girl.
*standing ovation*
A roaring applause!
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To shreds you say?
Hate you both. Have upvotes.
Just dig seeing the male being sweet & connected. Almost every clip I see of lions, the males are lazy narcissistic assholes. Nice to see a different kind & kinder vid.
>Almost every clip I see of lions, the males are ~~lazy narcissistic assholes.~~ cats Fixed it for you.
i bet he is a lion cheetah, men don’t cuddle their wives like that
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Lol wife bad
He's the pride of lover boys
Nice.
The boy doesn't believe in polygamy but only... manegamy.
Take it... Just fucking take the upvote!
They were maning out
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Mistress=adulterer
Mistress also means a woman in charge. Considering this isn't showing them in a promiscuous act, your definition is wrong. Also, lions don't get married, which means that it literally cannot be your definition of a Mistress. Therefore: Relationship goals.
Dude the op already already admitted they meant missus. My definition isn’t wrong, was just pointing out a funny misunderstanding. Chill
Their definition isn’t wrong either.
Yea, typically when people say mistress, they mean woman in charge. Sure.
When they are talking about relationship goals I’d say so. sUrE
That's.fucking.***ADORABLE.***
Go and join in then
"Oh honey, you brought me dinner too!"
That would be a thrilling threesome😂
C’mon. I’m just getting over the monkey pox. the lion pox has got to be way worse.
But it sounds badass.
So did omicron
Go in and join Den
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Sure, just go hunt some zebras for me first😎👍
eheh. Akshually in a pride the females do the hunting most of the time 🤓🤓🤓
Yeah male lions sit on their ass mostly
While true that male lions in a pride don't hunt, that's because they are responsible for protecting the pride from predators like packs of Hyenas and rival lions looking to take over the pride.
You likely do not want to mate like lions do. Unless you want to be the male lion. That might be ok if you can get past killing your rivals babies.
Well it’s not like a lion cop is going to arrest me and take me to lion jail where I’ll then go to lion court and be judged by a group of my lion peers if I do
That’s what you think, I’m an undercover lion cop. But from an animal behavior standpoint female lions seem to have drawn the short stick.
I mean, at least they don’t get kicked out the pride after a certain age to fend for their own
If this happens, your lawyer will be Lionel Hutz.
Female lions are horny for that spiky penis, they love it. They'll even bite the males balls to coerce him into having sex if he's not in the mood.
Cool! I always wanted to have a dick with spikes on it!
First monitor lizards now this. What’s going on with the universe throwing signs how lonely I am today.
If it makes you feel any better those lizards were wrestling to assert dominance over each other.
Okay, just keep bragging then.
multiple partners. YES
Barbed penis
So much ow
He still fucks other lions though
You know you’re single as fuck when you’re jealous of the love between lions 😭
I feel you but at least Carole is out of your life now. Onwards and upwards.
I genuinely thought you mean Carole Baskin(that the right spelling?) From Tigerking and got rather confused. Then I saw OP'S name. My bad
*Caaaan you feel the loooove tonight?*
Timone: I’ll tell ya, this stinks
This deserves all the upvotes!
Mistress?
I think it might be a "bone apple tea" situation. I think OP has heard people say "missus" as an informal version of "mrs" and mistook that with "mistress".
You're right!. TIL Mistress is not full form of Mrs. My bad.
Well, it was originally, but they mean different things now.
Mistress is the rich man’s term for side chick. Mrs is a formal term for a married women, eg. “ Mrs Crowsky was my middle school science teacher. “
I wonder if OP referred to their teachers as "Mistress (...)" their whole life 😆
Depending on where they are from they may have. They are the same words in many languages (like French).
Tbf lions mate with several lionesses, so you’re not totally wrong in the typo
More likely it’s “master” vs “mistress”, as in mistress as the feminine version of master
Interestingly though Mrs was originally a contraction for Mistress.
You actually guessed that correctly. Well done.
right?! that’s clearly his main girl! The mrs!
Yep plot twist there's nothing adorable about this, the lion is cheating on his wife and leaving his 8 kids to her care while he's fucking Mara from the other enclosure
Feels like I’m invading their privacy. I’ll jus slowly back away…
I was about to say "this feels like lion foreplay"
Take me now mufasa
Giggity!!
Damn straight we be out there hunting all the food whilst Mufasa is chilling all day 😂😅
*Patrolling the family territory, taking care of the kids, and fending off hyenas
And have you seen what we have to fend of trying to be bring that wilder-beast home, whilst you roll around playing with Simba and Nakia? Hyenas are light work for Mufasa 😂😅
Sure, patrolling several tens~thousands of square kilometers and driving off several dozens of bone-crushing beasts must be easy. Both sexes have to work hard to run a pride; nature doesn’t like laziness.
I said what I said Mufasa is big chilling whilst we are out there getting the food, and we also be birthing Mufasa cubs. Lol you can type on patrolling all you like it’s not equal do just be quite and groom the queen 😂😅
Are you a lion? why are you using "we"
Lmao I am playing evidently but I see that went over your head 🙄because it would be a wow moment if a lioness owned a phone and used Reddit.
A pack of hyenas will rob female lions of their kill everyday if it wasn't for the pride male - that massive dude is the one thing that a hyena won't ever fuck with.
You mean wildebeest? And it's not just hyenas they're fighting off, they also have to fight rival males trying to take over the pride. Sometimes, they're outnumbered.
They also gotta fend off other male lions. Or the whole pride will die.
And even they have lost and lioness go off with the bigger and badder lions 🦁 😂
Hey, it takes a lot of work to be a handsome trophy husband
All that’s missing is Timon and Pumba watching from the bushes.
We, are Timon and Pumba.
NGL, lil bit turned on right now.
lowkey felt intrusive watching them camera man is wild
💀💀
You want that lionussy?
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It was kind of pornographic
Not being a bro I think
Bro w-what are you doing??
Lioness: a little bit to the left sugar ahhhh yeah that’s the spot!
And people say animals don't feel love....
I usually skip this part.
At the end of the day big cats are still just cats. How sweet!
this is the sweetest interaction between a lion & his mate that anyone's ever shown me; normally there's a lot of GRRR, RAWR, get away from me x)
1000
That’s affection baby. Grr baby very grr! Might be my new lion
When you said Mistress I was expecting the wife lioness to arrive and the glare at them or something
When I say i'm an animal in bed, i mean like this.
Now lick my tiddies
I love when you can see big cats like lions or tigers do typical house cat things....they're just little meow meows 😭❤ lil 400 pound kitty cats ❤
The missus not mistress
How majestic wow
He's not trying to be a bro
I think this belongs in r/MadeMeSmile But this is fine.
Feel like mistress isn't the right word but whatever.
This feels private.
"Hey baby, thanks for killing dinner for me..."
It’s sad that a lion treats his girl better than 50% of men 😂
Wait till his wife finds out!
*Missus. Mistress would be an affair aside from the wife.
I wish someone loved me that much...
Must be nice...
My heart!
Literally me and and my man 🥰♥️
I wish my wife would roll over like that
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Lower....lower....
Wholesome but you know he’s doing this with an eye to a purpose…
"Lower"
She'll cheat in the end.
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Exactly what I want in life geez
Geez, lions are so lazy.
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Awww 😊
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Not tonight, dahling. I have a headache.
"Make love like a sabercat!"
Never thought I’d envy a lioness
Wow he's got some skills, I see 🌝
Awwwwww
Where’s the Barry White music 🎵?
ms's or mistress?
I feel dirty watching this, but I can't stop.
Great now I have diabetes
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Don get too comfy now, they gazelles ain’t gonna catch they selves
Fucking shit, love really is universal
Me and who
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Cats gonna cat.
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All that's so cute it's like they're almost human especially when they snuggle....
Goals
If they are like my cats, this will end in an argument.
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That guy's getting lucky tonight.
That's not his mistress. That's is woman and he must he her husband.
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Nah this this cameraman should just leave them alone