Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you'd declaw a cat and then push your member into it's feed chute.
You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.
The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it's beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.
Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.
The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.
The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for
nutrition.
You climax and give the marine creature's breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.
Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it's 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
I'm so happy to have finally mastered dynamic reading and self hypnosis!
I can just skin through a text see the keywords that will ruin my day and just delete the last few minutes og my day!
And if you excuse me I have to lobotomyse myself now!
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So there are 3 holes. Fun little game of Russian rollet in the dark. I'm I keeping my dick or will I lose it.
2/3 holes are safe, ill take the odds
So that means her hole bites
Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you'd declaw a cat and then push your member into it's feed chute. You can then let it subsist on your baby batter. The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it's beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you. Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half. The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry. The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition. You climax and give the marine creature's breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal. Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it's 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
Babe wake up new copypasta just dropped
New? Didn't it drop like, 3 years ago at the very least?
What? *insert I've seen that one before! What do you mean you've seen it, it's brand new!*
Wasn't it a green text from 4chan
I see... (This is a JOJO reference)
Please stop using your degree in Marine Biology for evil
what a terrible day to know how to read
The the actual fuck
I will up vote only for that sheer detail
Well……this is now part of my brain…
Huh...didn't know this information...thanks bro, I was so uninformed
I forgot this copypasta existed and I hate you for reminding me me that it did
Bro did the hardcore research 💀🤣I solute your commitment 🫡
Why did i get hard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poaceae
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I'm so happy to have finally mastered dynamic reading and self hypnosis! I can just skin through a text see the keywords that will ruin my day and just delete the last few minutes og my day! And if you excuse me I have to lobotomyse myself now!
What have you brought in this cursed land. 💀
😵💫🤢😫
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we're all not ready to see that
Quick question what is the manga name in the top left
Here is your sauce Ano Toki Tasukete Itadaita Monster Musume Desu Enjoy :)
It’ll be funny story to tell a 911 operator
Good catch. Wait... Is she a ghoul then?!
The Deep reference
Sauce ?
Sauce (for research purposes)
😂😂😂😂😂
She still have normal legs so you don’t have to worry about the octopus mouth
life finds a way.... nature is bat shit crazy!
What in the deep fuckin shit I just read.#theboys
Yes and no for demihumans