We aren't. Did you all forgot that it was Aqua who was always ressurecting Kazuma ?
And she was a great Mana battery to use for Megumin in the Movie.
And let's not forget about the time, when Aqua managed to purify the Dungeon and Water in the lake. Sadly tough she'd been traumatised afterwards, but still she did well.
Yeah I’d say Aqua is overall the strongest member. Megumin of course is the strongest, but she can only attack once per day. Darkness is tanky but has 0 offensive power. Meanwhile Aqua is an instant win against undead, is capable of providing support to Megumin enabling her to attack more than once a day, and can heal the entire party and even resurrect them.
Aqua gets a lot of shit but I’d argue she’s the most crucial member of the team. The only one that completes is Kazuma and that’s literally ONLY because he makes the battle plans.
She also took down the Destroyer's unbreakable shield, dispelled the Dullahan's death curse on Darkness, and got the killing blows on 2 Demon Lord Generals so far.
Yeah. As funny as the whole "Useless Goddess" thing is, it's really not true at all. If Aqua weren't such a self-centered idiot, she'd be living up to her Goddess title without difficulty, and likely would have killed the Demon King not long after incarnating with Kazuma in Axel. The few times we see her on-task she's downright scary.
In this timeline, Aqua is far too powerful!
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The thing with Aqua is that she is extremely OP but she is dumb af, she could solve her team problems easily by herself but she doesn't have a functional brain for that
Plus her Performance buff came in clutch. Aqua may be whiny, lazy, dumb, selfish, and petty, BUT she also has insanely good Stats and is a pretty powerful support class magic user. Hell, that's true for every member of Kazuma s crew. They're all horribly flawed people, but they also have 1 or 2 things they absolutely excel in, like Megumin s fire power, or Darkness s absurd strength and durability ( She LIFTED a kaiju sized Hydra). It's only together that they fully cover those flaws.
I want to impregnate Aqua so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant, angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Aqua is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary skimpy outfit. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin.
Although she seems like the type to be very clueless during intercourse, I will teach her everything until she can't refuse anything. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich goddess milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some more. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment. She’s so perfect it hurts.
Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of uranium glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her during one of her occasional "being lost in the world". I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty nine children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down her gaping asshole I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always.
Whichever would please her more. My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be. I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once.
There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged p3nis if it would bring a smile to Aqua’s shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission. I love you, Aqua. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign.
That… doesn’t add up, Yamcha isn’t even close to strong anymore. And he’s definitely not useful. Goku would rather have revived the evil space landlord/tyrant to help save the universe instead of add Yamcha.
Whoever made the original post clearly forgot that the upper image of Yamcha is him after he beat up a saibamen to the point that it had to result to self destruction.
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We aren't. Did you all forgot that it was Aqua who was always ressurecting Kazuma ? And she was a great Mana battery to use for Megumin in the Movie. And let's not forget about the time, when Aqua managed to purify the Dungeon and Water in the lake. Sadly tough she'd been traumatised afterwards, but still she did well.
Yeah I’d say Aqua is overall the strongest member. Megumin of course is the strongest, but she can only attack once per day. Darkness is tanky but has 0 offensive power. Meanwhile Aqua is an instant win against undead, is capable of providing support to Megumin enabling her to attack more than once a day, and can heal the entire party and even resurrect them. Aqua gets a lot of shit but I’d argue she’s the most crucial member of the team. The only one that completes is Kazuma and that’s literally ONLY because he makes the battle plans.
For real, there's a reason why they always say to target the support first.
She also took down the Destroyer's unbreakable shield, dispelled the Dullahan's death curse on Darkness, and got the killing blows on 2 Demon Lord Generals so far.
Yeah. As funny as the whole "Useless Goddess" thing is, it's really not true at all. If Aqua weren't such a self-centered idiot, she'd be living up to her Goddess title without difficulty, and likely would have killed the Demon King not long after incarnating with Kazuma in Axel. The few times we see her on-task she's downright scary.
Yeahhh, I hate aqua, not because she’s weak but like you said she is selfish. Sadly she usually causes more problems than fixes them😭
She is still OUR useless goddess though
We’re cooked https://preview.redd.it/9ho2khtpbx6d1.png?width=727&format=png&auto=webp&s=c00a742e983ceb76b71f05aea9fbe134731bf729
In this timeline, Aqua is far too powerful! https://preview.redd.it/v1mha2wxbx6d1.png?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9188b90b5037242853b56f57264ee6029e52e5d
The thing with Aqua is that she is extremely OP but she is dumb af, she could solve her team problems easily by herself but she doesn't have a functional brain for that
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*slaps ass*
_the gayest moan humanly possible_
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LMFAO
Pinwheel from Dark Souls solos (Mist Noble from Sekiro also solos every verse)
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Miwa from jjk is the most powerful then , i knew it.
Speak the facts
Sakura wins no competition
Sakura is so useless that she's the first ninja in recorded history to give birth to an Uchiha who needed prescription glasses.
Plus her Performance buff came in clutch. Aqua may be whiny, lazy, dumb, selfish, and petty, BUT she also has insanely good Stats and is a pretty powerful support class magic user. Hell, that's true for every member of Kazuma s crew. They're all horribly flawed people, but they also have 1 or 2 things they absolutely excel in, like Megumin s fire power, or Darkness s absurd strength and durability ( She LIFTED a kaiju sized Hydra). It's only together that they fully cover those flaws.
Yeah I'd win.
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Me irl: https://preview.redd.it/z9s7fuj8407d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14f62e6841bfd24868721744ea6624e9befd1ed9
Sakura should be a strong contender
I want to impregnate Aqua so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant, angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Aqua is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary skimpy outfit. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. Although she seems like the type to be very clueless during intercourse, I will teach her everything until she can't refuse anything. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich goddess milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some more. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment. She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of uranium glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her during one of her occasional "being lost in the world". I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty nine children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down her gaping asshole I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Whichever would please her more. My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be. I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged p3nis if it would bring a smile to Aqua’s shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission. I love you, Aqua. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign.
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I think people talking like this used to be institutionalized in the past
Lobotomy doesn't sound that bad
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Happy Cake Day!
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Derpy becomes an alicorn
Sakura climbing the ranks
That… doesn’t add up, Yamcha isn’t even close to strong anymore. And he’s definitely not useful. Goku would rather have revived the evil space landlord/tyrant to help save the universe instead of add Yamcha.
Whoever made the original post clearly forgot that the upper image of Yamcha is him after he beat up a saibamen to the point that it had to result to self destruction.
You guys are all forgetting the Turtle from Dragon Ball. He's god now
Yamcha being the only survivor after a god lv heart virus kills everyone and proceeding to take over the planet 🐱
Where does this weird meme of her being useless come from? She's literally one of the most useful characters in the anime.
Ino Yamanaka, Sakura Haruno, Naruto early series