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dpmad1

“Bleach Blonde, Bad Build, Butch Body” - Jasmine Crockett


theoriginalwuji

I'm looking for a man in big debt, only lies, 6'1", Russian ties.


Final_Winter7524

Smells of poo and has trouble thinking straight.


Raiju_Blitz

Trump stinks of pee and farts too, I'm sure.


gregsmith5

Reminds her of uncle Dad


LeadNo9107

Uncle Daddy, get off me! You're crushin' my cigarettes!


gregsmith5

Said when she was 12 years old


NoChampionship6994

Wonder if Margarine reminds trump of his daughter like Karen McDougal did . . . Which is quite sickening


gregsmith5

Everything about this monster is sickening


Ok-Cap-204

She does look like the result of generational inbreeding.


RADICCHI0

Between a man and a donkey .. badda bing Bada boom!


Ok-Cap-204

Hey. Don’t disrespect the donkey like that!


nwostar

She'd still do him.


[deleted]

2 men wide with a weak gait.


thoroakenfelder

Can’t walk down a modest ramp on a sunny, dry day


Irishpanda1971

Grease stains from the hamberder he ate


shrekerecker97

Smells like ketchup, makeup, and a wet shart


OperationMobocracy

Stop! That’s so specific I can smell it.


sureal42

5'10" max


ShittingOutPosts

330 minimum


ohioprincealbert

And gaining


deeeeez_nutzzz

Width


gleaf008

Mushroom penis


Invelious

Love the reference.


Furled_Eyebrows

Well she's outa luck cause this fine specimen is 6'3" or better, sitting on an athletic 215 pound frame. Also, without his 17 pounds of makeup, I'm not convinced he's a man at all. He may well be [Andre Lenoge](https://screenrant.com/storm-of-the-century-show-ending-stephen-king-surprise/)'s brother.


Own-Prior38

Russian ties, 5 foot ties, probably both.


notoriouscsg

Just showed this video to my hubs yesterday, I like this version ❤️‍🔥


Delicious-Panic5223

convicted felon, melon complexion


TheStoolSampler

MTG6B


[deleted]

MTGJ6B6


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

Mongoloid Neanderthal bleached beast troll 


Ok-Abbreviations543

I have always thought the same. She needs to be in a lab 24x7 being studied. A living neanderthal. And we thought they were extinct. Or maybe she is just pumping roids.


RandomParable

Hey, don't insult those groups by associating her with them.  ;-)


studyhardbree

I think this is my favorite moment in US government history. And I hope it makes the books.


dominion1080

I wish I were a talented musician because I’d create a whole ass song featuring the amazing, and sexy, Representative Crockett. I’d love to get 50m views on it just to roast Butch more. Someone get Metro Boomin on the phone.


nicbongo

This should now forever be used as THE example for alliteration.


Saneless

Perfect prose pummeling prehistoric politicians


Ginataang_Manok

lol I thought that was Trumps cognitive test.


TableTop8898

🤣😆🤣


Furled_Eyebrows

Standing next to a "6 foot 3, 215 pound" world class athlete.


Curious_Ability4400

Cromagnon skank is poisoning the blood of America far worse than brown people.


The-Dead-Internet

I'm not even one to make fun of someone for looks but as someone that comes from the bodybuilding world she's a dead ringer for a girl that's been blasting testosterone way to long. That shit will fuck with your head and I don't think she has the brain capacity too see what's going on. She probably thinks if she gets close enough she will be next in line.


BadMan3186

Agree. She's pretty decently fit. But she's also mid-50s w/a high stress job and she simply can't keep a routine. There's no way she's not on something. Shit, I lost 30lbs in just a year due to stress and bullshit.


PeterNippelstein

She may be muscular, but she's far from healthy


BadMan3186

Oh I agree. I did the natty super fit thing years ago. It's why I mentioned stress weight-loss. She could never keep it up naturally. She's on T or something


The-Dead-Internet

She's a classic girl on roids that's why she acts how she acts hyper aggressive ( like a dude) I don't fault her for that shit I dated a girl that was on that when I was juicing ( it's how I know she's on something) The this I think she thinks that the more aggressive and assertive you are is the way to go. She's a classic idiot on steroids like that guy that just wants to be the biggest guy in the gym but doesn't go anywhere. She's that no thought process no plans just brute force. You can't do that in Congress she would have actually killed it in the military.


Astrocreep_1

Do you know how she originally “made her mark”? She ambush heckled a kid that had just survived the school shooting in Florida, and was testifying in DC about gun control. I can’t remember if she pulled an Alex Jones, and accused him of being a false flag, or what. Just the fact she did this was sick enough. The fact that she was rewarded by the public with the House of Rep win, is sicker.


SabrinaSpellman1

And she followed him too, he was trying to walk away and not engage with her and she followed him while berating him about gun control. Unforgivable after everything he went through. I don't care how strong your beliefs are, there has to be a line somewhere! I've never seen a more obnoxious woman in my life.


eyespy18

the GOP doesn’t know from lines...


the_mid_mid_sister

She's also in a video where she's yelling into AOC's office through the mail slot.


Astrocreep_1

That’s idiotic, and I’d say qualifies as 2nd most scummiest, but I’m sure I’m missing some other things she has done. AOC understands incidents like these are “part of the deal”, but should never be normalized. I’m sure there are other private citizens she’s caused problems for, as her degenerate base hassles her victims. I just wish one of her staffers would go undercover. Start recording her bullsh*t, to see what criminal behavior she stirs, or knows about.


gregsmith5

What you would expect from her moronic constituents


Ok-Establishment7851

High stress job?? She’s done NOTHING since she’s been elected to Congress by what must be a district of ‘goloids.


BadMan3186

Just cuz she sucks at her job doesn't mean it doesn't stress her out 🤣


cum_pumper_4

Repeating sentiments that are verified as Russian propaganda hardly seems stressful. Maybe she has trouble logging into Twitter? Or the mechanism of copy/paste gives her anxiety..


Ok-Establishment7851

I disagree. She’s too stupid for stress.


Furled_Eyebrows

>w/a high stress job She doesn't do the job -- at all -- and is entirely unconcerned and uninterested in doing the job. So I'm not sure she's under a whole lotta stress. I would doubt this even if the above weren't true. Look how many congreess-people and presidents live into a *ripe* old age. They get world class healthcare, true enough. But that won't save you from blowing up your heart if you really are under a constant stream of stress.


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

We must have worked at the same company 😄


BadMan3186

That was the year I spent as a grocery store manager 😭. I was healthier and less stressed as a bar manager.


AccomplishedBrain309

This may actually make a lot of sense. She has more undirected anger than any normal person. She fits into the maga " who cares about anyone else" profile . How can anyone think these types will make good leaders for our country. Its telling that trump just said hi to her " he probably grabbed her first and found out she had more of a package than he does.


Puzzleheaded-Will249

“Undirected anger” is the description I was looking for. I think that is the perfect description of those that vote for her, as well of MAGA in general.


stoolsample2

She looks and acts like a caveman.


Powerful_Elk_2901

The Neanderthals had bigger brains than most of us, certainly her. She more of an Australopithicus. Talking chimp.


cra3ig

She'll never get over not being asked to prom. Big surprise.


sarduchi

“Senpai noticed me!”


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Not many men notice her.


Tumeric_Turd

Does disgusted by her count?


beakersandbitches

I dunno, I might. I'd cross the street if I saw her coming in way.


louisa1925

Every time I think MTG has sunk to her lowest point, she sinks even lower. If I knew her in person, I would say I didn't.


TennSeven

She's like Nux in Fury Road. "He looked at me!!"


sikeysi

Mediocre Taylor Greene


StMaartenforme

Mediocre? You are optimistic 😆


TennSeven

Ha!


Friendly_Signature

Witness me


TennSeven

I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla, shiny and chrome.


Friendly_Signature

What a glorious day


Old-Time6863

"He was staring in confusion!"


ivvana_giznya

*He was scanning the horizon


TennSeven

"He was looking at your blood bag!"


Old-Time6863

More likely: "He was looking at someone who resembled his daughter"


ton80rt

Margie Trailer Greene is the one Trump was talking about in the Access Hollywood tape. Go ahead Donny, you're a star! She'll let you grab it.


ricksure76

Heh what's left of it.. owf what a trainwreck


MasterClown

The state of her meat curtains is not pleasant to think about 


ermghoti

Looks like an old man's elbow.


showyerbewbs

Like an arbys roast beef sandwich slathered with horsie sauce


Otley9

The sleeve of a wizard


BootseyChicken

Like someone kicked a roast with a steel toed boot


TriGurl

He’s looking like jaba the hut more and more.


Jehoel_DK

Don't do Jabba like that.


Snts6678

Hahaha. That is doing him dirty.


TriGurl

Good point... I don't mean to insult Jabba... lol


AdaptiveVariance

Maaash, nobacha Hunter Biden's Laptop, eka bawchojo bal!


Future_Manager_5870

Her and Bobo are my favorite train wrecks


SevroAuShitTalker

The ads for the republican running against boebert crack me up. It's basically "I've always lived in this district, and I won't embarrass you with public indecency"


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Yet her am Bobo have become household names and after grinding the gears of government they will both wind up filthy rich.


Commercial_Step9966

Trump later referred to her as Kellyanne Conway, who nobody knows.


Hefty-Station1704

MTG is the type who would drop-kick Hope Hicks for the chance to steam Trump’s pants while he was still wearing them. I’m sure it’s still a fantasy she carries around daily.


KRAW58

Both are sufficiently mentally unstable


EvenBetterCool

There's a guy in the town I live who has a big Trump head in his front yard surrounded by anti-Biden slogans. He claims Democrats are brainwashed and follow Biden like lemmings. I told him that most voters don't actually "like or dislike" Biden but we value the policies and direction his presidency takes the country. He got huffy and called it Biden Worship. I imagine he left to go buff shine the Trump head. GOP has a lot of idol worship and somehow this fat turd is their idol.


Odd_Radio9225

"He claims Democrats are brainwashed and follow Biden like lemmings." Projection. Every accusation is a confession.


ScarcityIcy8519

All the Republicans that met with trump in Washington DC was ogling, giggling waiting their time to be acknowledged by the most popular mean girl. It was sickening how they don’t have any integrity for themselves.


Dramatic-Ant-9364

MTG wishes her Daddy and Cult Leader a Happy Father's Day as he details all of his acccomplishments, Donald J. Trump is an adjudicated sexual predator, an accused rapist, and a 34-time convicted felon. Trump faces an additional 54 criminal indictments in 3 cases delayed from trial by his high-priced legal team.  Trump’s army of lawyers is financed by his rabid base of MAGA cult members & the Oil Industry. The vast majority of the 80-plus top senior positions (Vice President, Cabinet, Advisors) from Trump’s 2016 Presidential term refused to endorse Trump and/or declared Trump is unfit to serve as President, Trump is a threat to our national security. During his 2016 term, Donald Trump asked national security advisers why the United States couldn’t use nuclear weapons.  He is irrational with a quick temper.  Imagine his tweets replaced with nuclear missiles.  He is Putin’s puppet & praises Kim Jong-un.  Trump doesn’t respect our military saying “Americans Who Died in War Are Losers and Suckers” Trump supports white supremacist racist felons Steve Bannon, Roger Stone, David Duke & Proud Boys.  On 9/11 Trump’s reaction, [https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/11/trump-pointed-out-that-he-now-had-tallest-building-lower-manhattan-he-didnt/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/11/trump-pointed-out-that-he-now-had-tallest-building-lower-manhattan-he-didnt/) Just a few of many examples of Trump’s abuses, grifting, and shaming of the U.S. Presidency [https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/24/politics/trump-worst-abuses-of-power/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/24/politics/trump-worst-abuses-of-power/index.html) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB9GdOYk0Ls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB9GdOYk0Ls) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJi641\_7W10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJi641_7W10)  


Melodic-Dust-1160

They share the same size bro, so this is to be expected. 


ermghoti

They wear the same size condoms.


cum_pumper_4

what’s a condom


deviltrombone

I thought she was going to giggle, “He’s my boyfriend!”


dunncrew

Marjorie TRAITOR Greene. She's attracted to criminal rapists. Weird


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

And the jokes just keep writing themselves 😉


Weedarina

Gross.


kdhooters2

Calm down Marj, he doesn't like you or your type. You're butch, ugly, gauche, and probably smell like fish.


esther_lamonte

“He recognized me!” You are on TV 5 times a day breathlessly sucking his cock and threatening to practically murder anyone who speaks ill of Trump. If he didn’t recognize you we could be assured he’s gone full turnip.


Traditional_Ad_6801

And we can only imagine what the pig thinks of her - “I don’t remember her name. She’s a dog.”


Alternative_Gate4158

I just want to know, how the Frickin did she get elected ! Maybe we need to start pointing our fingers at those people. Let’s call them out. And the followers of Everyone like her and Trumpet in office. Keep in mind — Many states have Very Early elections. Well before November. The world is counting on us.


Astrocreep_1

It’s basically Hillbilly Georgia, from what I’m told. Remember the movie Deliverance? Those folks, have a representative in the House. I’m thinking it is a place like that.


cheesedog3

MTG represents a very red district in GA. Her constituents are all just like her - wacko and angry. That’s how she was elected and will probably be reelected when the time comes. I really despise her.


temporarychair

Yeah, even after Trump gets his ass handed to him in November we won’t see the last of her for a long long time. She’ll be a legacy candidate in her tiny little backwoods shithole for the rest of her life.


cum_pumper_4

Biggest city in her district: Rome, GA. Growing up in Atlanta, it was rumored that Rome produced/distributed more methamphetamine than anywhere else in the southeast. My source: meth heads that drove to Rome to buy meth.


kingj7282

Stop listening to idiots and repeating their bullshit.


Alternative_Gate4158

Look on your computer to see the Early Voting dates for Nov. 5, 2024 General Election. It can be frightening to see how little time we really have to un-cult so many minds. Love Biden or not, it is his age that is frightening. Trumpet is also not all there, but he allows people to be angry and violent. ‘Temporary ‘ is correct. A vote for a third party is a vote for Trumpet.


The-vipers

She’s excited to get threatened by trump dumb cunt


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

Daddy issues?


keeptryingyoucantwin

Their ugly compliments each other so well. Maybe they can get an island together and leave us all alone


ralphvonwauwau

I think Epstein's place is available...


keeptryingyoucantwin

And Trump doesn’t need to tour it, he’s VERY familiar!


nps2407

She's really just a husk of a person, isn't she?


BillMurrayNorth

Forgery Traitor Greene


Broad-Condition6866

My Grandpa used to call it Scut Wagging, preamble to ducks mating. Gross.


-_-Stinky-_-

I'm confused, is Marge transitioning from male to female, or the other way around?


TrainsDontHunt

To human. It hasn't gotten as far as determining sex yet, it is still working out toes.


Dubyew

She's abhorrent


Lower_Ad_4875

Did he grab her pussy?


TrainsDontHunt

Does she have one?


Medical_Egg8208

MTG and humiliation are synonymous. Between her and Bobert, they could t come up with the IQ of a lab rat.


jafromnj

So needy and pathetic, cult leader noticed me, blush


RJoeEL

Bleach Blond Bad Butch Body Pride of Georgia - Sorry Georgia


Alert_Safety_9337

These two trolls are perfect for each other, fat + ugly= 💝


Sprucecaboose2

Why is she so excited Trump recognizes her? They've worked together and campaigned with each other for years. It would be weird if he didn't know who she was?


buzzedewok

She is just happy to see today was a good day for his dementia.


Sprucecaboose2

That's kinda what I'm wondering. That seems ominous to me at least.


KevinDean4599

Trump looks like he's put on a lot more weight.


Puzzled_Flatworm4171

The link gave my phone cancer


Sad-Pitch1320

If it was Putin she would be dry humping him.


HillBillThrills

Can you say, “cult-member”?


IndependentWrap2749

Gross. Umm hey wtf have done for the country? Like ever?


ProfessionalZone168

Big fat zero, that's what.


unknownpothead1992

Someone needs to drug test this suppose woman.


Old_Science6213

Fake blonde man looking butch and fat orange rapist. Great photo


50Stickster

Now there’s a sex tape idea …….


Snts6678

Also, this woman was voted in office. Let that sink in a moment.


dasherchan

She has ambition to get the cult supporters of Trump when he is gone.


BradTProse

Trump calls her Sasquatch behind her back and she goes back for more. Trump has made the entire GOP his bitch and they love him for it. Nobody has called Republican politicians more names or put out fake stories about them, than Trump. And the GOP applauded and sang Happy Birthday to him 😆😆😆😆😆.


Idrisdancer

You need a sense of self awareness to feel humiliated


onomahu

Pathetic


JimmyChonga24

I’m out and just gonna say it — I need mushroom dick!


narkybark

She was entranced by his musk, but turns out that was just the diaper.


broadmeadowbk

Monkey sex


moishepesach

Please 🙏 vote 🗳️ wisely


Jamesterry1234

Filthy trash from the trailer park bows to the Orange Messiah.


saosebastiao

Can you imagine feeling validated when a dude who shits his pants says hello to you?


DonJuanMateus

Cro”MAGA”don


Notinlove80

He’s a pig and she’s a pig. A match made in a smelly sty.


Ok_Scallion1902

Par for her course,actually ,as she's enjoyed scripting not a single piece of legislation in her entire tenure ; the only thing it's safe to say is that the representative continues her .1000% batting average by ceaselessly embarrassing herself ,her state, and her country every single time she speaks, whatever the circumstances !


According-Green

Moscow Marge sounds ready to pull down that diaper and eat it from the back.


dunitdotus

She just wants to change that dirty diaper


Blabbit39

People forgetting about the time she was giggling like a school girl while feeling up a cardboard cut out of the dude like a decade ago now.


PeterNippelstein

That video is hilarious, she talks about him like he's Jesus


doublegg83

Rocky Dennis!.


visitprattville

Only a mouth breather like MTG could nuzzle this oaf.


Worstisonitsway

MTG is trans. Big Mark.


Smrleda

Normally Americans see her as a tyrant bitch with all of her ugliness and her foul nasty mouth totally disrespecting everyone. To see her so giddy over her felon was sickening. All that is left for her to drop to her knees and do him for all America to see. She is one disgusting woman.


StatusAverage6092

This is not news.


Snts6678

All kidding aside. What happens if Trump wins?


MtnMoose307

\* Thought balloon over MTG's head \* "CONCENTRATE! This is Hunter. This is Hunter ...."


scary_bacon_

She's just leaning in so she can get a whiff of the ketchup shits


RL_NeilsPipesofsteel

You cannot humiliate yourself when you have no shame.


Working_Humor116

“He 💕me. He really 💕me”. Gives shades of writing his name with hearts and flowers and sally field’s Oscar acceptance speech. Mtg is insufferable


Irishpanda1971

Settle down, Grima.


Gatorgal1967

She is too stupid to realize she embarrassed herself.


Ok-Establishment7851

Doesn’t she have a plane to catch? She’s scheduled to run in the 6th at Belmont.


Sea_Window_5821

You’re supposed to be nice to dogs when they aren’t barking and acting a fool. She is a worshipper of trump. Of course he is going to be nice to her.


ms_directed

MAGA spent the entire Super Bowl and playoffs leading up to SB Sunday, claiming Taylor Swift was a psy-op, and her fans were being 'programmed' with subliminal messages in her songs...


Several_Leather_9500

"That diaper really accentuates your flat ass and I love the orange raccoon vibes from your makeup." - BBBB


Furled_Eyebrows

She wants the VP nomination bad enough to fellatiate his tiny mushroom on live TV. As an aside, without all his makeup Dirty Donny would make for a pretty good demon in [Storm of the Century](https://screenrant.com/storm-of-the-century-show-ending-stephen-king-surprise/). Also, I look upon that "215 pound" frame with awe.


Vesemir66

She is "Firecracker" from The Boys.


sofaking1958

Jamie Raskin was spot on when he said they worshipped felons.


DongHa67-68

ahhh mosCOW maRge makin GA pRoud eveRy time she in public.. GIT er DUN


BobB104

3-toed Slut.


Apprehensive-Mix5291

A dog begging for a bone? Dogs are smart, no dog would ever beg him for anything. Maybe sniff his panty dipper and run away from nasty. She is begging. Begging, ....for a little attention and vp spot. His side is disgusting, vile, and so transparent.


exgiexpcv

So this Russian asset walks up to another Russian asset and says . . .


Mygoddamreddit

I just threw up a little in my mouth.


Particular-Summer424

"Hello...who are you exactly....again? Melenomia couldn't make it....again....!!


No-Emphasis927

Beggin' for a banana as usual.


popularTrash76

Gross. Now I have to scrub my eyes with a metal pipe cleaner.


19CCCG57

MTG is immune to humiliation. She doesn't understand the concept of shame.


Happy-Dress1179

Eiuww


Mysterious_Eye6989

Yuck!


youmestrong

SICK FAWNING IDIOT.


petroleumnasby

Always good to know that the blowjob girls from high school parties land well.


PeterNippelstein

MEDIOCRE!