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Isawaracoon

That's actually a pretty great feeling (minus the breakup in your case). I still remember the pizza on the floor sitting on a patio lounger indoors. The captioning on your TV sounds appropriate


rxchelskywalker

Haha great eye for the caption on the tv!


monkeley

I saw this post like six months ago


Westcoastwag

same. there’s no way i’m gonna forget the choice of 3 chili dogs


Reasonable-Slip-2301

I want one now


thegrenadillagoblin

Right, it's 1:30am and I'm seriously considering making a drive to cookout... thing is I'm not 20 anymore and would spend at least two days in full regret


AardQuenIgni

Pretty standard single meal ngl


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Needs cheese


One-Calligrapher1815

Thank you!


KupunaMineur

It has been 2 months and they are still moving in... [https://www.reddit.com/r/Apartmentliving/comments/1b8hd4l/first\_cooked\_meal\_in\_my\_first\_apartment\_after\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Apartmentliving/comments/1b8hd4l/first_cooked_meal_in_my_first_apartment_after_a/)


LittleCovenousWings

Yeah I thought I was losing it too. Repost bots.


Plus_Frame5815

Same


Lesscan4216

I remember after my divorce, I decorated my apartment with everything my ex hated and I wasn't "allowed" to buy. Such a great feeling.


nyuuubalancer

r/tvtoolow


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Not if you are drunk and passed out on the floor. Perfect drunken pass out after breakup height. please raise your TV as you pick yourself up by your boot straps.


Ashamed_Medium1787

Did your partner take your can opener?


Electronic_Chip475

"I'm fine" on the Closed Caption on the tele. 👀 There you go! 🥳 Good luck in your new Chapter in Life!


isurvivedtheifb

Good catch on the CC!


matchabutta

Gag


MICKEY_MUDGASM

*Boardwalk Empire*?


jms1228

OP, 3 hot dogs & a soda? lol Relax a little bit…… 🤣


Professional_Hat_538

Moving works up an appetite. I’m in the midst of moving and I slammed 5 slices of pizza the other day lmao


MonkeyBrain3561

Free to Fart.


porican

you just know his farts be smelling crazy


MonkeyBrain3561

didn’t need that detail, lol


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Breaking in the new digs


onion_flowers

r/poopfromabutt


AppUnwrapper1

I saw this months ago.


mandatorypanda9317

I genuinely don't get reposts like this. Is OP just a bot?


knoguera

Uhh I saw this months ago.


exjobhere

Same.


rizaroni

New apartments are so exciting! That first meal/night is a special one. Congratulations!


exjobhere

Why is this reposted?


CosignCody

"Cooked" is probably exaggerated. "Warmed up" more accurate.


Scylum

Hell yeah!


CosignCody

Just needs a dash of cheese


isurvivedtheifb

Hell ya! Such a great feeling! Congrats! 🎉


WalkingstickMountain

It was the only decent choice. Well done!


BlackGirlonMountain

Can't go wrong with hot dogs and a Coke to celebrate newfound freedom. Don't forget to love yourself as much as possible. You're going to be okay.


Substantial-Tooth-87

I’m loving this for you.


beewoopwoop

is that a version of Chilli dog? looks good. would add more cheese thou 😋


damageplan417

hell ya buddy, enjoy the fresh start man! sometimes you gotta start back over, ive done it twice now but in the long run its always worth it.


RolexandDickies

Congratulations!!! Enjoy!! 😊


AggravatedWave

Repost bot. Been posted months ago


agross58

You will love it !! Trust me I was I notebook same boat an absolutely hideous break up! Good for you!


Imalwaysbadatthis

Suckin on chili dawgs!


Pretty_Cow_1602

💜 cheers!!!


adairks

Planning on staying up all night, I see? Seriously, good for you!! Being alone after the break up of a less than great relationship is a great feeling!!


bckybrns_luvbot

congrats!!!! big steps in the little things feels so good. i know a ton of strangers are proud of you, so i hope you’re proud of yourself!


PeevesTheGhoul

I can’t watch boardwalk and not drink alcohol I don’t know how you do it lol


larzbur27

This will be me in 8 days


efe13

Triple doggin’ 😎


Revolutionary-Car-92

Sloppy Joe Dogs and a Coke. A meal fit for a King.


we_gon_ride

Congratulations!! Be careful of those chili dogs…they always bark at night!😉


Flip-flop-bing-bang

Homie, put two of those in the fridge and hit the gym instead. No need to self punish..


Ancient-Sweet9863

Best advice someone gave me was to learn to happy and content on your own before trying to be happy with someone else. Kind of miss being able to turn my phone off and the world not come looking for me for a weekend. The good ol days of getting off work on a Friday and getting everything I needed for the weekend and not having to leave the house for 48hrs.


goingtothecircus

Congratulations!!! You will love it.


Glittering-Wonder576

The closed caption seals the deal. Enjoy!!


LVL713

LMFAO after a break up


Disastrous_Light_878

And they were a vegetarian!


[deleted]

CONGRATS KING⚔️


hootsie

I need to trim my beard and mustache first but I’m gonna go get some chili dogs today.


costcosasuke

How did you make that tin canned beverage


Sayless_7

Recipe?


brilor123

God-tier food and drink with TV. I hope you have an awesome time at your apartment


GuyWithNF1

Congratulations! I ordered McDonald’s for my first meal at my apartment


NeedsMoreCatsPlease

r/hotdogs


PDXTRex503

Came here to post this, angry it was downvoted. Some people just don’t get it. #GotThatDogInMe


Efficient_Theme4040

Awesome 🤩 enjoy🌭🌭🌭🌭