Kinda like a [footbal stadium in Qatar](https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2013/nov/28/zaha-hadid-stadiums-vagina) or [Beijing airport](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3539743/Is-supposed-vagina-Beijing-airport-terminal-designed-Zaha-Hadid-ridiculed-reproductive-organ-worship.html), both by Zaha
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Nice to see the more female genitalia in buildings than just the male ones, just the large phallic shaped buildings were getting very boring and repetitive.
I watched in chagrin as [the Salesforce Tower in San Francisco](https://www.reddit.com/r/theyknew/comments/surfp6/salesforce_tower_in_downtown_san_francisco/) went up.
It's both 1. unoriginally phallic and boring and 2. very visible from several spots in the Bay Area where no other skyscraper was visible before, so it just looks like the top half of a metal dick sticking up out of the hill or the horizon.
I liked it better when [this more abstract version](https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/nh1zb2/aerial_view_of_transamerica_pyramid_the_former/) was our big cock. :(
While others are commenting on the lewdness of the shape, my ADHD monkey brain wants to know: If you were to use it as a slide, could you survive?
The curved slope at the bottom suggests you wont have a sudden/hard impact. Assuming that the surface is perfectly smooth, friction burn isn't an issue or can be negated, you aren't going to fall off the edge(while is possible); would the curved bottom of the slide save you? Or would the curve be too sharp causing you to be crushed by your own momentum?
Seems like this u/ArchitektRadim may also have adhd, here's [the answer](https://reddit.com/r/ArchitecturePorn/comments/y5aldc/a_looped_courtscraper_in_china_by_bjarke_ingels/isja4n1/).
I think one of the problems with some star architects is that no one in their massive studio has the courage to tell them that their building looks like a vagina.
fixed ur comment:
“I think one of the problems with some star architects is that no one in their massive studio has the courage to tell them that their building looks like a PENIS.”
we should all be used to genitalia buildings by now. the world is just like that … dicks and pussies everywhere!
You just want to argue dont you? Just look at all the other comments on this post. If everyone thinks of the same thing when looking at a design, the observers are not at fault, the author is.
You really don't know anything about architecture if you think star architects should not listen to criticism.
The children that make up a vast majority of Reddit aren’t exactly the authority of building design.
Once again my entire point is that the design team isn’t going to get through the design process then take a step back and wonder… but what will the immature internet people think?
I am basing my authority on my DEGREE IN ARCHITECTURE and actual work experience in the field.
If they go through with the design this is going to be the identity of the building for the general public. (Same as the walkie talkie building by Vinoly or the gherkin by Norman Foster).
I’m basing my comment off my own architecture degree and 10+ years of experience. Design teams do not care what the kids on the internet say. If yours does then your practice ain’t great.
There are a lot of actual architects on this subreddit, and even if there weren't, valid criticism can come from anywhere. And no one, not even Ingels, is good enough to just stop listening.
I will die on this hill. It looks like a vagina.
Yes we understand and no one is trying to persuade you otherwise. I’m just saying no one on that design team cares about your immature opinion. Sadly you can’t seem to wrap your head around my point at all.
How many times does your firm go to the public to let them weigh in on your designs? Any architect worth more than a cad monkey can tell you the building is for the clients wants/needs. And this client isn’t joe public. You can die on the hill of being immature and childish my point is that on one cares about what you think and certainly not the designers.
Sure, it looks like a vulva but I'm mainly concerned about the fluid runoff with this design. When it rains, it's going to create rivers flowing down the sides. This will put quite a bit of pressure on the bottom flat. I'm sure there are clever jokes to make about this, but I rpeedict this will be an actual problem.
Architect: Here are the plans
Client: It looks like an Eye of Sauron!
Architect: Oh, right, it kind of does.....
Client: Well, that's not good
Architect: We can say it looks like a vagina?
No, you can [read more about the O-tower here](https://www.archdaily.com/960324/bjarke-ingels-group-to-design-mega-sustainable-infinity-loop-on-the-hangzhou-horizon)
I keep seeing renders of pretty weird skyscrapers and all I can think is "How on earth will the structure work? Where are the columns? How does the crazy curved facade and loop work? Is it magic? Does physics not apply?" The poor engineers who have to make this work...
I speak from experience lol. Ofc I like being involved in these types of projects, they literally keep the company afloat. But I would be lying if I said I didn't always get apprehensive at the upcoming meetings and design requests. "The balconies need to span 8 metres, but we can't have any downstairs, or columns. Can the slab be limited to 200mm?" Transfer slabs every 3, 15m open spans but limited floor-ceiling heights etc etc. The finished article looks incredible always, and it takes a talented architect to achieve it but the engineer's blood, sweat and tears get hidden behind Architecture awards and fancy facades. Pretty building tho.
Glass facades are never really smooth. They are full of sticking out frames dividing the glass panels into smaller panels, so it really won't be usable as a slide.
Even if it did, the momentum you would gain sliding it would probably YEET you so much that it won't be survivable.
Edit: I replied to wrong comment, lol. [This is the right one](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArchitecturePorn/comments/y5aldc/a_looped_courtscraper_in_china_by_bjarke_ingels/isj8kwf/).
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I mean it looks like a vagina but also some churches have historically been designed to look like a vagina too. If you’re uncomfortable just remember that fact.
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I've never heard the word courtscraper before, what does it mean?
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So... literally the same people as this building.
It was used by an architect regarding West 57th Street, NYC. Courtyard/Skyscraper.
Ah, thank you for your real, non-deleted answer.
Vagina
Coochscraper
Vagscraper
"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."
Coitus?
Brilliant reply here
She's not my special lady! She's my goddamn lady friend!
"A whales vagina"
The most interesting part of that is that women get uncomfortable from realistic drawings of penises
Yeah. Architecture porn
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Or r/mordor
I approve.
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Sorry but this one I just have to. That vajazzle is too glorious.
I didn't think mine is that big to be honest
Ah, it's apparently going to be OPPO's new HQ. Someone obviously found the 5G-spot
At least it looks like a letter “O” as well so they can say it’s just a coincidence.
O really?
Sorry but I must say it. It is a massive vagina.
Well Jane Jacob's would be pleased, she did complain about building just being penises. So his just being representative.
I attended a Peter Eisenman lecture in the 90s he titled "NewD irections" (not a typo)
* vulva
THANK YOU
isn't the vulva only the external parts?
Yes, and the vajayjay actually refers to the internal baby blasting tube but it’s turned into a misnomer for all lady parts down there
Mulva
Kinda like a [footbal stadium in Qatar](https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2013/nov/28/zaha-hadid-stadiums-vagina) or [Beijing airport](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3539743/Is-supposed-vagina-Beijing-airport-terminal-designed-Zaha-Hadid-ridiculed-reproductive-organ-worship.html), both by Zaha
Well, practically every other skyscraper is just a massive penis, so it's only fair. Architectural representation matters!
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Nice to see the more female genitalia in buildings than just the male ones, just the large phallic shaped buildings were getting very boring and repetitive.
I watched in chagrin as [the Salesforce Tower in San Francisco](https://www.reddit.com/r/theyknew/comments/surfp6/salesforce_tower_in_downtown_san_francisco/) went up. It's both 1. unoriginally phallic and boring and 2. very visible from several spots in the Bay Area where no other skyscraper was visible before, so it just looks like the top half of a metal dick sticking up out of the hill or the horizon. I liked it better when [this more abstract version](https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/nh1zb2/aerial_view_of_transamerica_pyramid_the_former/) was our big cock. :(
Interviewer: "What was your inspiration?"
I should call her
While others are commenting on the lewdness of the shape, my ADHD monkey brain wants to know: If you were to use it as a slide, could you survive? The curved slope at the bottom suggests you wont have a sudden/hard impact. Assuming that the surface is perfectly smooth, friction burn isn't an issue or can be negated, you aren't going to fall off the edge(while is possible); would the curved bottom of the slide save you? Or would the curve be too sharp causing you to be crushed by your own momentum?
Seems like this u/ArchitektRadim may also have adhd, here's [the answer](https://reddit.com/r/ArchitecturePorn/comments/y5aldc/a_looped_courtscraper_in_china_by_bjarke_ingels/isja4n1/).
Ahh, my bad.
It looks like the eye of Sauron from lord of the rings
I was going to say..
Nice shape. The curtyard inside will be quite small tho... but it looks interesting at least
I think one of the problems with some star architects is that no one in their massive studio has the courage to tell them that their building looks like a vagina.
fixed ur comment: “I think one of the problems with some star architects is that no one in their massive studio has the courage to tell them that their building looks like a PENIS.” we should all be used to genitalia buildings by now. the world is just like that … dicks and pussies everywhere!
idk if nobody in the comments would have mentioned it I would never have thought it looked like one
SAME
Maybe they don’t care about the opinion of immature people when they are designing?
Yeah I may be immature... but it still looks like a vagina
But just because that is of personal importance to you doesn’t mean they care about it.
You just want to argue dont you? Just look at all the other comments on this post. If everyone thinks of the same thing when looking at a design, the observers are not at fault, the author is. You really don't know anything about architecture if you think star architects should not listen to criticism.
The children that make up a vast majority of Reddit aren’t exactly the authority of building design. Once again my entire point is that the design team isn’t going to get through the design process then take a step back and wonder… but what will the immature internet people think?
I am basing my authority on my DEGREE IN ARCHITECTURE and actual work experience in the field. If they go through with the design this is going to be the identity of the building for the general public. (Same as the walkie talkie building by Vinoly or the gherkin by Norman Foster).
I’m basing my comment off my own architecture degree and 10+ years of experience. Design teams do not care what the kids on the internet say. If yours does then your practice ain’t great.
There are a lot of actual architects on this subreddit, and even if there weren't, valid criticism can come from anywhere. And no one, not even Ingels, is good enough to just stop listening. I will die on this hill. It looks like a vagina.
Yes we understand and no one is trying to persuade you otherwise. I’m just saying no one on that design team cares about your immature opinion. Sadly you can’t seem to wrap your head around my point at all. How many times does your firm go to the public to let them weigh in on your designs? Any architect worth more than a cad monkey can tell you the building is for the clients wants/needs. And this client isn’t joe public. You can die on the hill of being immature and childish my point is that on one cares about what you think and certainly not the designers.
Are you vaginaphobic?
Sure, it looks like a vulva but I'm mainly concerned about the fluid runoff with this design. When it rains, it's going to create rivers flowing down the sides. This will put quite a bit of pressure on the bottom flat. I'm sure there are clever jokes to make about this, but I rpeedict this will be an actual problem.
Architect: Here are the plans Client: It looks like an Eye of Sauron! Architect: Oh, right, it kind of does..... Client: Well, that's not good Architect: We can say it looks like a vagina?
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This is fake right?
There needs to be an r/architecturehentai for renders like this.
No, you can [read more about the O-tower here](https://www.archdaily.com/960324/bjarke-ingels-group-to-design-mega-sustainable-infinity-loop-on-the-hangzhou-horizon)
> the O-tower Yep
Those are all renders too though
It looks like construction began at the end of last year: https://inf.news/en/economy/29e0116ef2d965bd23a51a02ec9f69be.html
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I keep seeing renders of pretty weird skyscrapers and all I can think is "How on earth will the structure work? Where are the columns? How does the crazy curved facade and loop work? Is it magic? Does physics not apply?" The poor engineers who have to make this work...
Those poor poor engineers that literally would love to be attached to these projects! Oh no!
I speak from experience lol. Ofc I like being involved in these types of projects, they literally keep the company afloat. But I would be lying if I said I didn't always get apprehensive at the upcoming meetings and design requests. "The balconies need to span 8 metres, but we can't have any downstairs, or columns. Can the slab be limited to 200mm?" Transfer slabs every 3, 15m open spans but limited floor-ceiling heights etc etc. The finished article looks incredible always, and it takes a talented architect to achieve it but the engineer's blood, sweat and tears get hidden behind Architecture awards and fancy facades. Pretty building tho.
You act like engineers get zero credit and they are just serfs in the design and construction process. Your outlook reeks of self-pity.
Glass facades are never really smooth. They are full of sticking out frames dividing the glass panels into smaller panels, so it really won't be usable as a slide. Even if it did, the momentum you would gain sliding it would probably YEET you so much that it won't be survivable. Edit: I replied to wrong comment, lol. [This is the right one](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArchitecturePorn/comments/y5aldc/a_looped_courtscraper_in_china_by_bjarke_ingels/isj8kwf/).
I think you replied to the wrong comment lol
Looks like a giant cats eye.
Buildussy?
That is a vagina
Sauron or huge vagina.
Reminds me of a mobius strip
Legend says men will never find the top floors
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Da giant vaginaaa
“lol” is all I see
Mildly fleshlight
Don’t say it don’t say it...
LOL!!!! I have a model of my own...
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“The big O”
Uhhh… sorry guys that’s not a vagina. It’s a vulva. Review your anatomy!
Varchitectina
l o l
That’s what I see
As it should be! Not all the plans need to have penis shape
Snakes eye
Vaguely vaginal
Entrance may look small, but it is really spacious inside, nice architecture porn.
i dont see no vulva but its beautiful, the lines and materials
An amazing thought.
China has put a lot into some of its architecture that is highly visible, but the rest...
vagin
Kitschy and ugly. And obscene (unintentionally?) To much money they had to spend.
Vagine
Vagine tower, based on mai waife.
A whale’s vagina…
IOI
For some reason I want to eat it…
Looks like a men's urinal to me 😂
It somehow resembles it though. Why so many downvotes. haha
Because they'd rather upvote the one that says it looks like a vagina and thinking its 'funny'. 😅
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Vag building
Is it what i think it is ?
It looks like, something else
Vaginarchitecture
Is everything in this image rendered? Or are there elements that have been photoshopped?
Architect 1: looks like a clitoris Architect 2: (visible shaken) it’s not a clitoris. Its my dream!
It's the headquarters of Cobra from GI Joe.
ooh a vagina AND a dick all in one
do they use this building or is it going to be demolished soon?
Eye of Sauron, Vagina, a worm (slug) in a bowl, flaccid egg shaped dick. Well done Bjarke.
They got Bird's Nest, Pearl Tower. And now the China Vagina.
New fancy jerseys every game wasn't enough for the Oregon Ducks who just got a new training facility...
Saroun is returning
The eye of Sauron.
Ah, the new Vajoyna Centre.
God looking at it like 👀
They call this one the The Clitadel
That is like the ultimate rain collector
How does all the glass get washed on this style of building?
I should call her…
Did Georgia O’Keefe design this building?
Damn, I should call her… we all should call her.
I mean it looks like a vagina but also some churches have historically been designed to look like a vagina too. If you’re uncomfortable just remember that fact.
I'm weirdly drawn to it...
My architecture has been commended as strongly vaginal...
Buildussy
It is very beautiful! It reminds me of elegant jewelry.
This looks like my cat’s litter robot
Reyna's Leer
vagina? is this a zaha hadid design?
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr Lebowski?
Don’t worry the inside looks like an abandoned Chuck E. Cheese.
BIG rocks
This building is really beautiful!
I should call her
Cooch
I’d love to be there for the waterfall over the entrance, when it rains 😛
Looks like a huge vagina!
Please be a huge strip club. It’ll be called Möbius strip
Quite yonic—can the execs find the button to the penthouse suite?
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About damn time! Think of all those poor penis buildings out there with no female counterpart.
I think it's nice to see a representation of female genitalia in architecture, rather than just male.
It just needs a big pink balloon coming out of the middle
I wanna slide down it knowing full well I might die
Is it just me or does it look like a huge vaginal symbol? Human race has built phallic symbols for ages. So it is about time
I should call her
Part cobra, part vagina
Vulva