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ked_man

Baculum?


klippDagga

My first thought was carved beaver tooth but it looks more like a penis bone.


-secretswekeep-

Imagine going into nature to escape the dicks of the world only to find another šŸ˜‚


Prestigious_Tailor19

haha!


jerry111165

An actual boner


daisydukes__

Boner donor


beekindbro

Raccoon penis. Used for game calls


Particular-Adagio516

We're short on our beaver pelt quota! ...... Hey Dave, grab that beaver and blow him to call more of em to us


Flashy_Narwhal9362

A raccoon penis bone is really curved at the end.


[deleted]

Or moonshine I think? Donā€™t they clip raccoon penis to their hats and shit


boazandtheharmoniums

Yeah, they insert the bone into the spout that fills the Mason jar at the end of the still, helps it drip/flow steadily .


SupaConducta

That sounds like something you tell the new guy.


Crayonsignature

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FerretSupremacist

We also use it here in Appalachia in moonshine production sometimes Theyā€™ll put it in the spigot to keep it at a drip. Itā€™s also said to be a token of good luck lol


Witty-Transition-524

Calls Beaver?


it_is_impossible

Beaver teeth, once removed, are nearly (oops I said 3/4 but more like) 1/2 circles. I think a beaver must wear them down or theyā€™ll grow back up into their skull. All rodents share ever-growing teeth with a variety of often life-ending consequences if theyā€™re not constantly worn down, and beavers are just large rodents. Edit- correction and also no idea why I felt like sharing this, hypomaniaā€™s a helluva drug.


Hot-Welcome6969

So you're saying beaver's teeth grow from the root end? How do they wear that end down?


ConcernedTulsan

A saber toothed beaver.


herbalistfarmer

It is a penis bone. Likely from a bear.


Hodr

Damn near killed em.


WatermelonlessonNo40

Rectum? Aw dang it, Iā€™m late to the joke!


Apprehensive-Disk314

That's what we were thinking but we weren't for sure. I was thinking coyote.


HortonFLK

Thatā€™s what I was going to ask.


dysteach-MT

I own an oosik!


calm_chowder

No


Jaktroma

Raccoon wiener


Eason1013

Aka sweet tea stir stick


calmst0rm

This made me gasp with disgust hahaha


moosifer_the_foul

As a hillbilly, I was told it was a hillbilly toothpick.


Eason1013

Lmaoā€¦sorry


Beezelbub_is_me

Weā€™re Iā€™m from they use them as tooth picks. They can get kinda pricey


whitevette2003

Wrong


DaemonBlackfyre_21

>any idea what it is Lucky raccoon penis šŸ¦ šŸ†


Rickardiac

Doesnā€™t seem so lucky for the raccoon.


t0p_n0tch

Three words in a very surprising order


HuckleberryFickle471

Arkansas Toothpick as itā€™s called in my area. Itā€™s a raccoon penis bone


No-Preference-1784

I'm amazed at how many redditors can identify a coon's cock.šŸ§


Holiday_Yak_6333

Kinda sad..


PkHutch

If by sad you mean awesome, I totally agree!


No-Preference-1784

That I'm amazed or so many identifiers?šŸ˜„


InDependent_Window93

An awl? https://swvirtualmuseum.nau.edu/photos/index.php?/category/800


turntabletennis

Yeah, I am guessing a baculum sharpened into an awl.


MauserMama

Coon pecker


Big_Don-G

Ole Coon cock toothpick.


2021newusername

Need banana or something for scale


ubadeansqueebitch

Thatā€™s a raccoon [dick](https://www.google.com/search?q=raccoon+dick+bone&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS711US711&oq=raccoon+dick&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgBEAAYgAQyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQABiABNIBCDM3NjZqMGo0qAIBsAIB4gMEGAEgXw&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


vtcoke

Forbidden fork


False_Economy3786

So that's what happens when the erection lasts more than four hours.


MervDervis

That's the wedding vegetables of a local racoon.


Nicknameswayne

Racoon cock


whittybarber

Ozark toothpick


Last_Today_1099

Probably a coon dick lol. But if it was found with a few points and some debatage I'd bet it was used as a pressure flaker for flint knapping. If I found that I'd grab it to use as a pressure flaker lol. As weird as it'd be to use a boner to chip stone - shit looks like it'd be a great tool lol


dinoguys_r_worthless

"a great tool" Well played, sir. Well played.


Kevthebassman

When I was a younger man I used to get boners that could cut glass, sometimes for no reason at all.


InspectorPipes

Pizzle stick.


Helpful_Hunter2557

Well he was really popular in the neighborhood


Dmd3058

Tooth pick


imfrowning

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


Old-List-5955

Raccoon penis.


ExcitingArugula5319

Rolled plastic prison shank


Ok-Accountant3391

Yep that's a raccoon penis, they are sometimes sold as a toothpick


PNWTangoZulu

Tis a dick


Korgon213

What a dick.


DC1pher

Definitely a penis bone


Death2mandatory

Maybe a Flint knapping tool


dick-mustard

I think youā€™ve got yourself a coon dick. Aka Texas toothpick.


Shelbs82

Thats a coon dick!!


meddler69461234

Everyone... Penis.. dick... what's on your mind? Come on


MsFrankieD

That's what it is, tho. lol


Buckmaster2410

That is a raccoon penis.


tri-tone-666

A greenbean?


SwimmingSell7045

Raccoon penis that has been made into a toothpick.


Lucky_Wrongdoer_4092

Coon dick


Yoboi322

Looks like a dried mesquite bean possibly ?


Sevn-legged-Arachnid

It's a dick


ky420

If it looks like that u may wanna go doc lolo or are you talking about that raccoon bone?


hunt_fish_love_420

Alright who took my dick..


gadfly84

It might be a turtle penis


Interesting-Lake-430

bananašŸŒ


mossoak

coyote or dog penis


FishCommercial4229

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


Turk0223

I have one that looks identical but at the pointy end, it's a little black


Afrothunder82

Texas toothpick


Saxet1836

Mesquite beans


Lopsided_Economist76

A balloon that burst?


dookmaster777

Pizzle


habaceeba

Looks like a shriveled mangrove seed


Wasnt-Asking

Catfish rib bone


Aggravating-Fish-391

Seal cock.


Deep_Advertising_922

My gf told me natives would use those bones to pack their tobacco pipes.


SaltyEngineer45

If you found it along with arrowheads, it could be the tool that was used to do the pressure flaking of the arrowheads.


Wild_Ingenuity3827

Awl


CitizenFreeman

Oosik šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I mean, not really. But different animal, same thing.


Aries-79

Coon dick pick


jarheadjim1775

Raccoon dong AKA Tennessee Toothpick šŸ¦


Interesting-Act5011

It's a antler from a young deer more then likely used as a tool for making arrowheads good find.


Ok_Army_341

Needle


Tang_the_Undrinkable

Bone sharpened into a net makers tool?


Mustang_96-Pres

Looks like a Kentucky toothpick to me.


newhillkid

Racoon dick used to call different game..


incognito-idiott

It was simply planted with arrowheads as they sat around a fire laughing at how confused people would be in the future when they eventually found it


pack2k

Thatā€™s a bullā€™s penis sir.


AdNo8756

That looks like a penis bone


TheRealGreedyGoat

Carved baculum! Looks like a beavers! People use bones like these and deer antlers to get fine serrated edges on their arrow heads.


Human_Satisfaction25

How tf did I know it was a raccoon penis bone? Contemplating my choices rn


Business_Motor9096

Dog toy


Wutangruckus

Thats Old dried Urethra Franklin


DillyChiliChickenNek

Coon dick toothpick


Relative_Distance445

Coon Dick


Quirky_Discipline297

It might be a skimming duck arrow point. The Native Americans used curved bone or wood points in arrow shafts. Fired low along the water I guess the point worked as a plow through the water surface. Worked like a surface torpedo. Hereā€™s a similar arrow using a ball of pitch as a guide. https://youtu.be/3EtQnJvelw0?si=tCsIbndZfty29KLA


calm_chowder

First off it's a deer rib bone. Check over at Peachtree Artifacts (it's a university). They have one of these and a great description. It's a rare artifact.


AliveMammoth4284

Whits a tally a carved tool of some kind ,looks like bone .


Good_Wolverine_4908

For all raccoon penis bone responders, if youā€™re a man, you need help. Penises of all makes and sizes do not have bones even though the term ā€œbonerā€ is used. Blood is what makes the penis get hard! Itā€™s rude when someone is trying to identify something theyā€™ve found to get all these smart ā€”- comments.


DoubleInside9508

Many mammals have an os penis, which is indeed a penis bone. I trust from all the responses that includes raccoons.


Skitzophranikcow

https://www.cell.com/current-biology/pdf/S0960-9822(12)01308-5.pdf Google before you speak. https://phys.org/news/2018-09-animals-penis-bone.html It's not "boner" It's "bone-her" "I gota bone-her."


Bohnsai_El_Zorro

Looks like a rib bone (possibly coyote or wolf) shaped to a point, I can only guess at its use.


Wild_Acanthisitta638

Sewing needle


Bohnsai_El_Zorro

Yes possibly, or knitting/crochet..


Sgt_Maskus

Maybe a very very old style of push dagger? Like something used to stab things? I don't mean to be violent, but if it's bone, it could be used for that


g-hog

Rib bone from an animal


McGannahanSkjellyfet

Looks kind of like [dried bull penis.](https://blog.bullybundles.com/the-5-fascinating-steps-to-making-a-bully-stick/amp/)


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deadjunipergazer

Where are the handful of arrowheads?