Boop nose 3 times a turn tail counterclockwise. Note: your particular model has a software glitch, they sometimes drive off on their own instead of resetting; don't worry, it'll come back when it's low on gas
They say it's not the cat they sold me, which was only a few inches long and weighed only ounces. I bought it new.
They told me that if I'm going to scam them I might as well try and find a cat that looks like the one I'm trying to return.
Clearly, the ECU. I'd say you should replace it that always just ends up junking the whole vehicle in this particular model.
Just going to have to get used to it the way it is I'm afraid.
Breh, I haven't had it inspected since January 2023. Cops only want your registration to be up to date. They look the other way for inspection stickers usually.
Take it to a Jaguar dealership. My imaginary XJR with the 4.2 meow-8 cylinder super-maine-coon’ed engine does this when the transmission fluid is mixed with the coolant.
Catalytic converter
Excellent response. Bravo.
No, see, I think that part is working a little \*too\* well, don't you?
How did you * too * without *too*ing?
No seriously how the hell....
PM me for my venmo and send $1k, I'll give you my contact on the inside
Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you me \*secrets\*
Bitch. ^(:D)
U/spez this guy is being sort of mean to me!
\*Secrets\*
Learn how to spell, please -> Catholic converter
I never expected the Spanish Inquisition! And yet, I should have.
nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
It's Cadillac Converter
The circle of life.
I was like why “catalytic converter so funny” *read caption, now ROTFL*
Catback exhaust
Alignment is definitely off
The treads all look like they're wearing down evenly, are you sure that's it?
Out of rear diff fluid
The rear end has been freezing up recently
Higher ash content in its tank will help
That's what she said
I know what's wrong with it, it ain't got to gas in it
I tried gassing it up but it wasn't responding to my "you go gurl" or Ska "CHYEAHP" attempts
Skibidi?
Amazingly, that cat needs more intellectual challenges.
I put a tail on its head to balance things out
A private school scholarship would be nice.
Cat-holic school?
Cat is just mocking dogs
I have a feline its internal logic unit is paws'd.
Reset how, please?
Boop nose 3 times a turn tail counterclockwise. Note: your particular model has a software glitch, they sometimes drive off on their own instead of resetting; don't worry, it'll come back when it's low on gas
I asked in another forum but nobody would hear meowt. I was catatonic.
Have you tried turning it off and back on again? You might need to keep it off for 5-10 minutes to reset the power system.
Is that a Supra?
No, it's a Me-Audi
Purrrsché
Right turn blinker left on.
This is what happens when BMW drivers actually use their blinkers. They don't know how to handle it, so they keep on turning
All I can think of is: [they're making a left turn!](https://youtu.be/59El-QrdTOA?si=Zp12c8jvjaxFqhth)
Blinker fluid is low, obviously
Thinks he's being tailed
Quick, let's skeda-tail!
Nothing wrong....she is the good kitty
Serpentine belt was put on wrong
Yeah, I guess it's snagged on something?
Rearended
Wheels look out of round.
They're in more of a ... piston? shape?
It has an alignment issue. Mental alignment that is.
She’s got a couple screws loose.
Leak in the meownifold
Check the blinker fluid
It's in calibration mode.
Engines good. Purrs like a kitten!
It thinks it's being tailed
Power steering stuck? That was awesome!
Pulls a little to the right
A Reliant Kitten being towed.
I know what's wrong with it it aint got no gas in it
Ah the ouroboros felinicus a rare bread indeed.
I was hoping I would find this and you didn't Disappoint, here's an upvote my friend.
Here one in return. I'm glad some one got the reference.
Newest Cybertruck software update.
Car has itchy bumper
Needs an alignment.
The felinement is off
Tailpipe in the intake. Must be a CARB compliant cat.
Rear sensor is playing up.
Instructions unclear. Tried fixing. Have stinky finger now.
For one thing, it’s not a car… it’s a cat. Other than that, it’s perfectly normal behavior for a cat. Now if a car acts like that…
Listen " u/phred_666." Assuming that's even your real name, which I bet it isn't. It's not even on \*any\* baby name lists. Now that you're listening.
I hope my cat does this one day!
I'll be your cat and chase my Lil tail around for you
Nah. Your Karma not high enough.
I've got more than a dozen, idit!
Looks like snuffles got into daddies “cat nip” 😉
No, the bags are clearly labeled. "Cat Nip" and my personal bag, "Metham-codein-molly"
Stuck on rotate
Spoiler is biting the wind and causing erratic control. After market?
I 3D printed it by hand using a glue gun from Michael's. So, I'm not sure. Probably not after market?
Have you tried Command Strips?
I think it has dumb
No, that's me you're thinking of
If the warranty is still valid… return it!
They say it's not the cat they sold me, which was only a few inches long and weighed only ounces. I bought it new. They told me that if I'm going to scam them I might as well try and find a cat that looks like the one I'm trying to return.
Joke all you want. None of you can carry your tail upstairs…at least, not just with your mouth.
Jokes on you, I'm actually into kittens
I didn't think any cat in history ever actually caught its tail. I was wrong.
That's dog that you're thinking of 🤔
My neighbors cat would do this. So I had to ask, he said “the cat was locked up in a cage for 8 years” when he adopted it from a non kill shelter
Yeah, it's the same thing that happens to people solitary confinement
Ecm is fried
Engine is mis-firing
[удалено]
:(
It's on Teslas FSD.
This car is very confused, it thinks it's a cat...
It has the derp. Sorry.
I needs it's tires rotated
Hmm, it's definitely rotating. How long does this usually take, because I need to get to work!
Got a bad turboencabulator.
Head and the crank are out of timing.
If that’s a car, then it’s a catillac.
Seems like a perfectly fine car to me. I mean, just listen to that thing purr 🤣
Clearly, the ECU. I'd say you should replace it that always just ends up junking the whole vehicle in this particular model. Just going to have to get used to it the way it is I'm afraid.
My German shepherd does the exact same thing
For one thing, that “car” looks a lot like a “cat.” Could be part of your problem!
Something’s definitely wrong with the steering.
The car is going in circles dude. High af
Car needs a computer reset
K9 fuel in a feline engine
Euthanize. immediately
Bad ECU.
Ain’t got no gas innit
Thems is a lil retarred
Nothing, it purrs like a kitten to me.
Failed clutch
IDK. Paws instead of tires?
Needs a new tailpipe
Needs an alignment check
ecu bugged.
Well there's your problem. That's not a car.
Happens when the ecu and the bcu don’t get along reminds me of my corvette powered Lexus.
Seems like it purrs like a kitten
It’s a purrgeot
It's got a hard pull to the left. It'll need to have its alignment adjusted and as bad as it is, probably new tires.
He’s over adorable. That’s all!
You're supposed to run it on purrrrrrrrified gasoline, not the dirty stuff.
Outa blinker fluid🤣
Quite good. Many dogs spend their entire lives chasing their tails
He a lil confused but has the spirit
GPS malfunctioning. Re-install firmware.
Your cat on drugs.
It needs a playmate
No turn signals?
I checked, you're right. He doesn't use his blinkers at all.
Killing boredom one step at a time.
Needs an oil change
Caught in a tailspin
Its alignment is off
The RPMs are way off!
Catalytic converter is stuck in the tailpipe
Toyota Catolla's typically are very reliable. You might have got a lemon.
You need a cat for that cat’s companionship
Nothing. That's just a best cat.
Damn. I wanted second best.
Well, you'll need another cat in that case.
Nothing wrong with the car, But that cat is on drugs.
How did this one ever pass inspection?
Breh, I haven't had it inspected since January 2023. Cops only want your registration to be up to date. They look the other way for inspection stickers usually.
standard issue r/wunkus
Pulling the tail break
Have you tried turning it off and on again? Otherwise probably the CVT.
Boredom. Its owner doesn’t play with it and instead takes videos of it to put on the internet for karma points…
Nothing. It purrs
Bent frame. It's cat-walking.
Uhh… wtf did you give that cat!!! I want some too!!
Seized rack and pinion, stuck turning same direction
Neurological disorder.
Imposter syndrome
All CATillacs do that
One letter away from being on a different sub
Needs firmware update.
Not enough oxygen.
Purrs to the right
He off that NIP
Cat-ouroboros
He's caring his tail upstairs. He probably got his tail stuck or stepped on when on the stairs and now is smartly protecting it.
Stupid dog
*cat.exe has encountered an error. Rebooting now.*
Bad tail shaft
It's got no tires
It ain’t got no gas in it
It thinks it’s a cat.
Aint got no gas in it
Just a case of the Derps. Every animal acts silly every once and a while.
There's an old saying "Cat, got your tail"
i think that the cat has too much antifreeze in the intake and this is the result.
What's wrong with you? "Car"?
I know what’s wrong with it. Ain’t got no gas in it
I've seen trucks dog walking when their rear end is off, this one I think is cat walking.
Driver's side brakes are locked up.
Power steering issue
I’m still laughing 😆
Ain't got no gas in it
Well…. Your 🚗 is a 🐱
It ain’t got no gas in it
emotional support tail
I’ll bet that engine just purrs.
It turned into a cat.
Take it to a Jaguar dealership. My imaginary XJR with the 4.2 meow-8 cylinder super-maine-coon’ed engine does this when the transmission fluid is mixed with the coolant.