Sit and wipe. I was a stander but tried sitting and im a convert. Less mess, use less paper. Standing bunches the butt checks together and smears the shit around.
Really want to change your life? Read on.
When we were toilet training the little fella, we had the IKE plastic step initially the taller one the the short one when he was older.
Used to put my feet on the short one, way less wiping to draw an ace!
As long as you don't end up with skid marks on your underwear afterwards, it's fine.
Nasty thread the other day on r/askreddit I think it was - turns out, many people are fine with skid marks. Ick.
Used to be a stander then saw a thread asking this very question about 10 years ago on a boxing forum I used to frequent & tried sitting & have been a sitter ever since.
I was travelling with an ex many many years ago. The bathroom door while frosted, did allow for shadows and I saw a shadow, to my horror, that appeared to be my ex standing up while wiping.
I don't get why anyone would stand up. You're already (presumably) sitting while shitting.
The butt cheeks are wide and you have full access... Why then, would you choose to stand, clap the cheeks together, and then attempt to wipe. Fucking madness
There’s actually a sort of stick thing you can buy, that holds toilet paper on the end, to help very obese people wipe.
[Et voila.](https://www.coastcaremed.com.au/shop/aids-daily-living/grooming-aids-reachers/bottom-wiper/)
Lift a cheek and lean. Literally never heard of people standing. TIL.
This. I haven’t heard nor even contemplated the idea of standing and wiping.
Sit and wipe. I was a stander but tried sitting and im a convert. Less mess, use less paper. Standing bunches the butt checks together and smears the shit around.
Second the conversion. Shit changed my life.
Really want to change your life? Read on. When we were toilet training the little fella, we had the IKE plastic step initially the taller one the the short one when he was older. Used to put my feet on the short one, way less wiping to draw an ace!
I shit in my hand
the old shit in my hand trick
There's a man unaffected by the great wipe shortage of the 20s
As long as you don't end up with skid marks on your underwear afterwards, it's fine. Nasty thread the other day on r/askreddit I think it was - turns out, many people are fine with skid marks. Ick.
A bit of both, I start sitting down and finish standing up. I've never really thought about it until now though.
Used to be a stander then saw a thread asking this very question about 10 years ago on a boxing forum I used to frequent & tried sitting & have been a sitter ever since.
I was travelling with an ex many many years ago. The bathroom door while frosted, did allow for shadows and I saw a shadow, to my horror, that appeared to be my ex standing up while wiping. I don't get why anyone would stand up. You're already (presumably) sitting while shitting. The butt cheeks are wide and you have full access... Why then, would you choose to stand, clap the cheeks together, and then attempt to wipe. Fucking madness
I used to so want to share the thinking. Felt that putting hand somewhat into the toilet was gross so preferred to stand.
Is standing something you need to do if you're horrendously overweight?
There’s actually a sort of stick thing you can buy, that holds toilet paper on the end, to help very obese people wipe. [Et voila.](https://www.coastcaremed.com.au/shop/aids-daily-living/grooming-aids-reachers/bottom-wiper/)
>I waip maahself with’uh raaag on’uh stick
Mama’s watching her stories.
I do a handstand. The stall walls help with the balance, and you can really spread them cheeks to get in deep.
From the front or from the back?
If you stand your cheeks will go together?
But is a tiny bit of brown ok at the end?
Fashion a roll your own tampon from the dunny paper and clean the inside too. You're welcome. Stay clean kings.
If its wet or spicey, then sit and wipey If its ideal and grand, you may stand.