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shall_always_be_so

The only time to call your husband "wife" is if he is in drag and you're trying to trick your son's fiance's father -- a senate republican -- into thinking that you're a straight couple.


sfguy93

That sounds like it should be made into a movie, on two different continents.


daedril5

And a musical. 


UnNumbFool

I think I know a perfect name for this movie. The snake tank, hell they can even tie it into the movie by naming a bar after it or something.


carletontx

We also use husband.


KevinReynolds

Call each other whatever you want. We use husband. "Spouse" sounds too clinical for me.


Alastair367

I call my husband my husband. At work my husband refers to me as his "spouse" just because he works for a very conservative company and he's not out at work. Which I honestly don't blame him. But otherwise he calls me his husband.


Wonderful-Drop-8538

We both introduce the other as Husband.


YesAmAThrowaway

A fork and knife couple meets a fork and fork couple. The former ask the latter "so which one of you is the knife?" Then a fork and spoon couple walk in.


Nithyanandam108

I am not married so I like to use "life partner" (in my native tongue it sounds sweet though). Seems more deep then boyfriend.


rb928

40 years. Wow! Congratulations on the long and I’m sure wonderful relationship. Like the others, I also use husband. The only time I use “spouse” is when I’m asking other people about their spouse and I don’t want to assume their gender.


sfguy93

90% of the time I say my husband. In mixed company or unknown reactions I will say partner.


dokai115

for me its wife. It is what he prfers. And yes I have to explain he is a he


zen_guwu

I say husband - it took a little while to get used to, but it feels comfortable now.


TomOfGinland

We mostly say partner or husband, although I don’t really love the word husband. I have a lot of thoughts around marriage as an institution, although I’m glad we have the right to marry in many countries now.


twinkswannahavefun

I use partner, husband, spouse, whatever feels right in the moment


HieronymusGoa

nobody i know would say spouse. thats, frankly, ridiculous


arkyjohn1966

I always say spouse.


derel93

He is my husband and im his spouse.


arkyjohn1966

Thanks everyone for your comments.


[deleted]

Nope. Never used anything. Mine turned out to be a textbook narcissist. The only thing I call him is a fucking cunt now. Filed for divorce over the holidays and we’ll be lucky to be divorced by the holidays this year. He’s the most selfish, self centered, evil cunt I’ve ever met. He can rot in hell.