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SteMelMan

I've have seen quite a few women go weak kneed over Johnny Depp. While I appreciate their enthusiasm, I just don't see what they're seeing!


RaggySparra

Now he looks like every washed up druggie, but back in the day? Absolutely. It was the cheekbones.


RSTROMME

Well, he is at that age where all male celebrities transform into looking like lesbians. It’s odd how consistent this is in Hollywood. Johnny Depp in Cry Baby on the other hand…..daaang.


Repulsive_Hold_2169

I'll have to concur about Johnny Depp. Growing up in white trash in FL, there were so many tall, lanky, tatted up dudes that looked like Jesus if he were a heroin addict and lived under a bridge. For some reason, women dig it.


No_Kind_of_Daddy

Ick. Not a bit. Step away from the makeup counter, Mister Depp.


jjamesyo

Love him in movies but yeah does nothing for me either.


abmuffin

Benedict Cumberbatch.


GnedTheGnome

Sure, he's not classically handsome. But that voice! I could listen to him read the phone book and be mesmerized. Same deal with Cosmo Jarvis and Tom Hardy. Physically, fine. But, what I wouldn't give to be blindfolded while they talk dirty to me... 🫠


ktwbc

next question on "AskGayBrosOver30" -- "what's a phone book?"


Queasy_Writer8916

I didn’t know he was considered hot. Regardless, I find him weird looking but not in a hot way.


PlatonicTroglodyte

[SNL did a sketch about this lol](https://youtu.be/QPKZg0wnL7U?si=C4hZkOUAgQnONDjR)


ubix

Tom Cruise has always repulsed me.


PhillyPhantom

Younger Tom (Risky Business, Taps) were the only times he ever looked good to me. He still had an innocent, twink face/body and then he just... lost it


Ill_Anything9184

Harry Styles and as a throwback - Elvis


Queasy_Writer8916

Oh yeah him. He’s just weird looking. I’m going to add him to my original list lol.


Unravelsouls

Timotheé Chalamet. A friend of mine once told me he looks like Z from the animated movie Antz and I can't unsee it now.


cia218

Z looks more like Cillian Murphy. I just googled


RomeoLevel42

Timothée Chalamet looks like Syd Barrett.


TheTurboDiesel

Twinkothee Chandelier reminds me so much of a famine victim. I think it's the cheekbones.


ChakaRulas

Justin Timberlake, never understood it. Back in his boy band days and now.


SelectCase

After seeing his mug shots, I don't he's bringing sexy back ever again. He went from attractive boy band boy to middle age man larping as man of the woods.


whydidyoustealmyname

Brad Pitt (though he looks cool) and Tom Cruise. Give me some Wilford Brimley and Sean Connery, please. Lmao


Queasy_Writer8916

Sean Connery, I can understand, but Wilford Brimley …😹


whydidyoustealmyname

hahaha yeah, I'm thinking more like middle aged Brimley, not diabeetus Brimley lol


Queasy_Writer8916

lol diabeetus! 🤣


CaptainTripps82

Fun fact Wilfred Brimley was younger in Cocoon than Tom Cruise is today. By over a decade.


No_Kind_of_Daddy

Sean Connery circa "Time Bandits" was very hot. Young he was handsome, but he got better and better.


CaptainTripps82

You should watch Zardoz, you'd love him in the lol


TheTurboDiesel

Honestly, Brad just looks like he stinks.


brianima1

Ryan Reynolds. I don’t get it.


shall_always_be_so

He's the man that straight men find hot lol


Agile-Cry823

I feel like straight men got programmed to say it just to say it lol


timmyrey

Agreed, but as a Canadian I can also attest that he's beloved here for his good works. For example, he bought Canada Goose parkas, Baffin boots, mitts, toques and socks for ALL of the children in a remote Inuit village - full winter wear for 329 kids. ([source](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/ryan-reynolds-canada-goose-donate-parkas-arctic-bay-nunavut-1.5793649)) I think that kind of paternal image gets a lot of people's motor running.


Sparkly1982

I love in Wales and he's something of a national hero because he bought a local football club. Fwiw, I would.


Colonel__Cathcart

The whole "douchey persona" character schtick he plays just makes it seem like he's trying too hard lol.


Spiritual_Job_1029

He looks like he slightly drools


MAC2393

Everything about him seems incredibly fake. Cannot stand him


LS0101

I think he's handsome but also annoying and fake which makes him less attractive to me.


SKnipps516

Ryan is cute, but definitely not hot.


RaggySparra

The only time I found him attractive was in Blade 3, chained up by his vampire ex. The rest of the time he's just bland.


UNCgeol76

Ooooooh look at him in the movie “The Proposal” when Sandra Bullock walks in on him when he’s just gotten out of the shower. But thank goodness there’s different strokes for different folks… I’ll take your turn with him! 😉😋


UnprocessesCheese

Jason Mamoa. When other people say they're into him, I'm like "yeah that makes sense" but I don't feel it.


MiloPudding

I think he was hot in Baywatch days


Colonel__Cathcart

Same. He is nice to look at but not sexually arousing.


Queasy_Writer8916

Yes! I forgot to add him to my list too! Will do so now.


shall_always_be_so

Most male celebs don't do a lot for me. The bears I consider hot are usually either not celebrities or are not generally considered hot.


SubparCurmudgeon

Same


haneulk7789

Timothée Chalamet, and Harry Styles I just don't get. Theyre both just kind of odd looking, and give off really arrogant vibes.


Financial_Paint_3186

As a chubby chaser, pretty much all the traditional hot celebrities do nothing for me.


nodigitaltrace

Same with you tbh, I don't like guys who's overly good looking. I do love josh o'connor though.


No_Kind_of_Daddy

I agree about Mamoa. Great body, but I think he's kind of ugly and he glowers too much. Channing Tatum has never done much for me, either.


Queasy_Writer8916

I don’t think he’s ugly. He has a nice face but I’m just not into overly masculine beefcake types.


LS0101

Ryan Gosling. Sorry but he just doesn't do it for me. But I find everyone on your list, except Andrew Garfield, really hot lol


RMT2017

Yes! I cannot accept about Andrew Garfield 😭🥹. But same with Ryan Gosling


LS0101

I only recently learned that Andrew Garfield is considered attractive and I was very confused 🤣


shall_always_be_so

I absolutely love Andrew Garfield in several of his acting roles but I am also just not attracted to him at all.


RMT2017

I am crushing him since I saw him first on "Never Let Me Go" movie. He set standard for my type actually 🫣


Queasy_Writer8916

Yeah I don’t get it at all. He has a massive forehead and a small mouse-y face. :-/


AspiringToBeHuman91

Chris Hemsworth


No_Kind_of_Daddy

Him I do find attractive, and Liam, too. He seems like he has a good sense of humor, which adds a lot for me.


TomOfGinland

Yeah, funny and hot. He’s one of the few celebrities I go starry-eyed over.


Queasy_Writer8916

Yeah, the small beady eyes just don’t do it for me and I’m just not into blonde guys.


bonobeaux

He’s not really blond just gets dyed for Thor


Abject-Management558

I'm still waiting for Tom Holland to start puberty.


eklarka

Channing Tatum!


JerryJJJJJ

Yes, super hot.


eklarka

I respect your opinion. I don’t find his looks good at all.


viridiusdynamus

All ot them, pretty much.


screwentitledboomers

Tom Cruise. 🤢 Yuck. Reminds me of every snobby, spoiled rich brat jackass we all had to stomach in high school all rolled into one overprivileged whitebred package. Now this is going to date me, but Burt Reynolds was really fukkin fun in bed.


DeepSubmerge

You have first-hand experience sleeping with Burt Reynolds?


screwentitledboomers

1996. Caught me after my work shift at the Castro liquor store. Spent the whole weekend with me.


DeepSubmerge

🥵🥵🥵 The envy I feel


screwentitledboomers

That long ago and I still remember a lot about that! I was still "sophomore" college year. He tended to remain sort of disguised when out around there. I recognized him but never let on. He actually teased me about that a bit, I was used to being in various contacts with celebrities, but never quite that intimate. Sigh. It shattered me to read he passed on in 2018. LOL I just remembered I dyed his hair for him while he was there. He wanted to restore the black.


Queasy_Writer8916

Wow! Now that’s a good story! I had no idea Burt Reynolds was gay / closeted. Anyway… you dyed his hair in a liquor store? Lol. 1996 was when he was filming “Boogie Nights”.


screwentitledboomers

LOL, no, He charmed me at the liquor store I was working on a Friday evening with "what time you off", met me there and we went to my apartment. It just was sort of funny he saw hair dye in the bathroom and asked if I'd do him. But just FYI, he was undeniably bi.


PhillyPhantom

Did he "Smokey" your "bandit"?


lelibre777

Pete Davidson


GreatLife1985

That one I don't get \_at all\_. I don't think he's even good looking and his persona is annoying.


Throwawaythatfar

In no particular order: Henry Cavill, Chris Hemsworth, Zac Efron, Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds, Robert Pattinson, Channing Tatum, Glen Powell, Jacob Elordi. That’s all I can think of on top of my head right now. They’re all HOT, and I can see why people are obsessed with these fine men. When I look at them, I feel like I wanna be them, half as hot perhaps. Nothing more.


SomeoneSpecial87

I never got the Zac Efron or Channing Tatum either. Always confused the heck out of me. Thought I was missing something. 🤷🏾‍♂️


JerryJJJJJ

Channing Tatus is super hot.


Queasy_Writer8916

I do find Robert Pattinson attractive. He does interesting artsy roles and is an art collector which makes him even more appealing.


Mayuguru

I agree with you on this entire list. 😂


Icy-Pain-3572

I looked like Johnny Depp when I had long hair and I was practically invisible to gay men 😢 I miss my hair so much haha


whydidyoustealmyname

Fellow long hair checking in. Yep, invisible here. lol


Icy-Pain-3572

Resist the urge to cut it!! For the haireougraphy alone!!!


hairylad154

Aquaman - don’t get it in the slightest Brad pit Johnny depp Iron man


jaylicknoworries

Too many to list haha. Of the ones you mentioned, I kinda still like Timothy Chalame even though I don't watch his movies. The rest not so much. I liked Chris Hemsworth for his Aussie personality but don't watch Marvel and don't relate to his gym fit lifestyle. Troye Sivan seems really overrated. Just a generic twink, bland pop music, open about his sexuality, did a music video in full drag, ok... Don't hate the guy but really not my type.


Kendota_Tanassian

Ryan Reynolds. I like him, he's a nice guy, but I really don't see why folks think he's sexy. I don't see it.


PupTsugi

Ryan Gosling🫤


floralandy

Tom Brady. I don’t get it. He looks like a Ken doll with an indented face


pikibenito

Harry Styles 🤷🏼‍♂️


Extreme-Outrageous

Agree with Henry Cavill. Just don't get it


UnprocessesCheese

In interview when he's himself and not acting, his personality and body language are different and I get it. But every role he's ever played is unappealing to me.


billylks

I think he was hot as the bad guy in mission impossible.


PlatonicTroglodyte

He was hot in the Tudors, but everything since has been much less hot imo


No_Kind_of_Daddy

Doesn't do much for me, either. Pretty bland.


Humble_Supermarket50

This kinda reminds me of the Shania Twain song back in the days. And I don't mean Brad Pitt either. That don't impress me much.


tipseymcstagger

Me and my husband were just talking about this. Ryan Reynolds for me. Seems like a cool guy- but I would friend zone him and just want to hang out—- my husband obviously disagreed 😂


boolseta

Chris Evans, absolutely nothing.


ilst78

Jon Hamm! Plainest looking guy I’ve ever seen.


socialdirection

It’s his dick and the confidence that comes with that.


deemoorah

You should find out what he did to someone else's dick when he's in Uni. Google 'Jon Hamm haze'


TomOfGinland

It’s something about the eyes and the attitude.


joereadsstuff

All the skinny twinkish guys like Timothee and Harry.


TomOfGinland

Same. Not my type at all.


SelectionEntire3362

Liam Hemsworth for me


Flatcapdad

Yeah I have no attraction to Mamoa, Chalamet or Garfield. But I think Hemsworth and Cavill are hot. Tom Holland is too much like a kid brother to really turn me on.


drkshape

I’m going to go with Pedro Pascal. He doesn’t do anything for me personally.


socialdirection

100%. He’s not even objectively good looking.


Queasy_Writer8916

He’s in the category of “oddly attractive” for me.


No_Kind_of_Daddy

Agreed, but I somehow find him kind of sexy despite that. He's easy to imagine as boyfriend material.


FairBlackberry7870

Theres a lot of generic looking famous white guys that some people fall over for and I just don't get it.


Queasy_Writer8916

Basically this!☝🏼


PhillyPhantom

Shawn Mendes. Literally cannot figure out why people go ape over him Tom Daley (plus he's married to Dustin Lance Black, so that's a double strike against him for me) Bradley Cooper I'm sure more will come to me later


GreatLife1985

I think Shawn Mendes is good-looking in a 7 kind of way. I saw a great explanation of ratings that I kind of agreed with... 7s are good looking but something quirky/off that makes him not perfectly good looking. Tom Daley and Bradley Cooper... don't do a thing for me. 5/6 maybe on a good day.


PhillyPhantom

I can kinda understand that rating system. He's by no means ugly but I just don't think he's hot enough for the hype. He's just a really solid, average to me.


Usefulsponge

Sebastián Stan


idlemachine

Henry Cavill I only like as Geralt (The Witcher) otherwise he does nothing for me. It's a crush on Geralt I guess


westcoastal

I don't understand the attraction of any of the Hemsworths, Jason Momoa, Channing Tatum, any of the Ryans, Henry Cavill, Cillian Murphy, Zac Ephron, Chris Pine, Johnny Depp (eww). Give me Jake Gyllenhaal, Chris Evans, David Beckham, Mahershala Ali, any day of the week.


Ill-Basil2863

Zac Effron. Just nope.


TheNeedToKnowMoreNow

Brad Pitt.


finalstation

Disagree. Henry is not just pretty looks. I love his personality and that he likes to play and build video games. Now some of the other ones I agree. Who do you like though? Maybe they aren’t hairy enough, or you like big bears? Because then that would explain it.


Queasy_Writer8916

A few I actually find attractive or hot: Steve Yuen, Riz Ahmed, Anthony Mackie… to give you an idea.


Content-Percentage-5

Ryan gosling… those beady eyes… don’t get it…


charly-sioux

Those eyes are also uneven


Bitter_Librarian_378

Ryan gosling, timothee


Raymon_Dutch

I guess it's all a matter of taste. I would go for Keanu Reeves or Christian Bale.


tiedyedancer

Honestly, I think I'm at an age where the fantasy just doesn't hit as hard anymore for a lot of different reasons...like I'm older, more realistic, and know more about the crazy workouts/diets/dehydration actors go through to film that one shirtless scene and it's just so artificial. Not to mention the general lack of privacy. Once upon a time it was fun to fantasize but it doesn't feel like a rewarding use of my time and energy. Also, guys being straight tends to be a boner killer for me. The only exception I can think of in recent memory is bisexual Jake (Steve Lund) from Schitt's Creek. Handsome but not otherworldly, fit but not insanely jacked, and he played queer on the show so there's that to hang onto. I think the perception of attainability is what made him hotter to me than the mainstream actors listed by OP. I still enjoy them as actors but the sex appeal is quite diminished.


English999

Straight guy here. Channing Tatum. Meh. Ryan Gosling. Could get it.


charly-sioux

All current Hollywood...


Leather-Bat-2998

Timothy Chalamet. I see nothing attractive in his face, body, or mannerisms. 


Any_Cheetah_2456

Zac Efron and Brad Pitt


yoloten

Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman, Colin Farrell come to mind


Queasy_Writer8916

Agreed except with Colin Farrell whom I find attractive and more-so since he started doing weird roles 10+ years ago.


lemartineau

Most of the white ones


Queasy_Writer8916

Agreed. Maybe that’s why I’m generally not attracted to most Hollywood so-called “sexy men”. But when I turn on a TV show from South Korea or Turkey… 😍


Grandpa_for_younger

George Clooney


Queasy_Writer8916

I do find him attractive, but maybe not sexually as I’m generally into younger smooth guys.


Spaghettiforcats

Chris Hemsworth....i dont get it


JerryJJJJJ

I get it.


Spaghettiforcats

Im happy for you 🤣 i find his eyes too close together! Its like a fish with muscles. Edit: I have to come back and explain... that there are fish with eyes closer together. Leave me alone im not a chemist i dont understand geology okay ? I want you all to know i may not be smart but my nickname is Dyson. Yes. THAT DYSON. Thank you.


_Lil_Piggy_

Clark Gable. I just don’t get it.


Queasy_Writer8916

I think he was attractive and definitely had a presence.


_Lil_Piggy_

I’m more of an Errol Flynn guy, myself. ;-)


No_Kind_of_Daddy

Sort of. He was no Errol Flynn, for sure.


_Lil_Piggy_

Errol Flynn at any age and a young Montgomery Cliff. I’m drooling.


Ardjc87

It's the young Marlon Brando for me 🤤


TomOfGinland

Counterpoint: You could hang onto the ears.


Hot-Medicine-2541

All of them


CRSMCD

Agreed. I can find a no body with 5k followers on Instagram in 10 mins who I find more attractive than any celebrity.


BeardadTampa

Jason Momoa & Tom Hardy I just don’t get it


SKnipps516

Tom Selleck in the early 80s was HOT. Not so much now.


cuckadoodle33

I jacked off to Magnum PI so much as a teen.


SKnipps516

Me too!


cuckadoodle33

Simon and Simon was another show that usually had me horned up also.


SKnipps516

I'm not familiar with that show. Scott Bakula was also a hottie back in the day.


cuckadoodle33

Yes! Quantum Leap!


SKnipps516

This is probably before your time but Robert Conrad in The Wild Wild West (1965 - 1969) was so HOT. I was like 5 or 6 but I remember finding him so hot.


cuckadoodle33

Damn, he is sexy AF, and hairy too 😍


cuckadoodle33

Yes, before my time, but I'm about to Google him.


ResolutionBright7460

The list is to long litterally guaranteed!✈️


Sean_Gyler

Tom Hardy. For me he looks like someone who doesn't smell good


cia218

He looks like he smelled good in Inception. He was so handsome there.


Flatcapdad

I can smell this mental image….


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aim4harmony

Morten Harket from A-Ha. I don't get why some gays drool over him or other group members. 🤷‍♂️


StatusAd7349

lol. I wasn’t expecting that. Thats a bit random?


Queasy_Writer8916

Lol I don’t think many people outside of Norway know him.


aim4harmony

A-Ha is quite a known group in Europe at least. I'm not sure about the US.


Queasy_Writer8916

They’re only known for “Take On Me” from almost 40 years ago.


aim4harmony

This is interesting. Personally, I've learned about them from their 2000s hits ("Forever not yours", "Lifelines").


HeWhoFights

Ryan Reynolds, John Cena, The Rock, Henry Cavill, Jason Momoa, Post MCU Chris Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth, the list goes on…


Queasy_Writer8916

John Cena and The Rock are just gross 🤮


Grits_and_Honey

I'm with you on all of those except Hemsworth. I just like him and his goofiness, the fact that he's pretty is bonus. And I liked old Cavill, like Tudors and Hellraiser. After he completely bulked up, not so much. Ones that I don't get is Michael B. Jordan and Zac Efron. They are just not attractive to me. I guess I could see how people think that, but I just don't see it at all. There's more to being hot than just having a great body.


Furgems

Just out of curiosity, what celebrities do you find attractive?


ProcrusteanRex

Adam Scott.


Furgems

Oh. Totally with you. Lol. Very cute. But to me, he falls in the same category as a more mature Tom Holland. I’m not disagreeing though!!


Queasy_Writer8916

Steve Yuen, Riz Ahmed, Anthony Mackie… to name a few.


Wind_Rune

I am also not attracted to your entire list except Jason Momoa when he was younger in Baywatch.


jeepers12345678

Marky mark, too. He has the body but he’s never been attractive to me. Cavill is gorgeous!


Queasy_Writer8916

Agree about Mark Walhberg


ThatByrningFeeling

Glen Powell. I don’t understand how he’s suddenly become the “it” guy.


Various-Carpenter466

Chalamet and Styles are not it for me. Cavill, Mamoa, and Hemsworth play into the "daddy" vibe which I love.


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truepip66

i'd rather a Seth Rogen type than a Brad Pitt type any day,i like men not shop window dummies (no offence ,Brad!)


Warwick_Avenue

Harry Styles, Troy Sivan, Chris Hensworth.


UNCgeol76

Agree, although I’d probably let Jason Mamoa top me. Add Chris O’Donnell and Hugh Grant to my “l don’t think so” list.


Separate-Mud-8780

Rob Lowe.


SecondHandCunt-

Agree except for Timothée Chalamet. He’s not very good looking but there’s something about him that’s really sexy. Admittedly, I may be basing that more on his acting skills and the characters he’s played than just on his looks.


Abel_Skyblade

I am into fem dudes mainly so almost any mainstream celebrity is not my type. I mean Timothee Chalamet is kinda cute, Harry styles does nothing for me I guess the BTS boys are more my type even if they are not Fem per say. The problem for me is that they lack the Fem vibe so it does nothing for me. Their pretty to look at but nothing else.


oerouen

Neither of the Ryans do anything for me. Matt Bomer does nothing for me. Chris Pratt does fuckall for me. Twinks Of The Year (Zac Efron, Shawn Mendes, Timothée Chalamet, Troye Sivan, etc) do nothing for me. Brad Pitt did nothing for me.


Queasy_Writer8916

Brad Pitt didn’t even do anything for me back in the day. When I first came out in the late 90s, my straight friends just assumed that I probably drool over Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio, but neither of them did anything for me.


shall_always_be_so

Fatt Pratt was cute though back in his Parks and Rec days.