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daddyscientist

Dude, I 100% agree about the Nissan drivers! They're worse than the old BMW drivers and the current Tesla drivers.


SquishyCatChronicles

They have a whole sub! r/NissanDrivers


western_questions

Every time a Nissan gets behind me I whisper *”don’t do it”* And before the last word passes my lips, they’re already a fraction of an inch from my rear bumper in the right hand lane. Or weaving in and out of lanes making lateral moves during rush hour. Or begging to get in front of me with no turn signal, when there’s 10 car lengths of space behind me. (Also everybody, I’ll absolutely let you in in front of me, just use your signals)


daddyscientist

They almost always have either a busted front bumper, rear bumper, or both.


Weak_Drag_5895

Do you mean “California Camry” by Tesla?


Sad_Organization_674

I had dash cam video of Nissan drivers all doing crazy shit. Every single one got into some accident that was easily avoided and damaged their cars. One lady hit a car and destroyed her right side mirror by hitting a car in her right. There was probably 8 feet of road between her and the parked cars but she managed to do it anyways.


Bikouchu

Corolla S/se and now Camry xse drivers. Something about common Toyota and sports trim thinking it adds horsepower and they floor it everywhere. 


Such-Establishment78

90% of Tesla drivers are assholes and increase the chances of crashes in my experiences.


jhumph88

Not to mention that plenty of them believe that Autopilot will truly drive the car for you. Even with full self driving, it’s still a beta software and you have to pay attention waiting for it to inevitably screw up


phatelectribe

Total dicks. The ones in the lower models just simply can’t drive and the higher spec ones (if you can call them that) are ferocious twats.


periloustrail

Yeah super uptight, slow and … well I just don’t respect them as drivers because it’s a Tesla😂


LariRed

They are such total divs. I guess they think the cars are formula one race cars. Saw one yesterday zip past me in a school zone with kids leaving for the day, probably going about 50. Didn’t make the light in time so the basic assholery didn’t get the driver that far. Also, accidentally running over a kid isn't cool. Someone told me today that she had the car on autopilot on the way to work. Also adding she doesn’t actually 100% trust it. If you can’t trust your own car, who can you trust?


Bigtits38

When ever I see any kind of automotive jackassery, it is inevitably from a Tesla.


Difficult_Sympathy27

ANYONE supporting Elon in ANY CAPACITY should be SHUNNED FROM OUR SOCIETY!


Such-Establishment78

I got nothing against him


Difficult_Sympathy27

Oh, that’s super embarrassing for you.


guardingeatos

My friend and I were walking his dog in the Larchmont area, one of the smaller streets the other day. We're cross the street and had the right of way. We were like less than 7 feet away from the other corner, about to reach the corner when this Silver Nissan Rogue doesn't even bother coming to a complete stop and swerves around us to keep going on a stop sign for him. My friend and I were so pissed. Idk what the fuck is up with driver's and their inability to wait, 1-2 seconds for us to finish our cross... As an LA driver, I hate LA drivers.


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I used to feel that way. Then I moved to Sacramento. LA drivers are a blessing.


naiiiia

I will add the same thing, but replace Sacramento with Vancouver. I haven't seen it as much as my husband has (he drives a lot for work). He actually misses LA drivers. My experience has been the there's fewer crazy ones, but the ones who ARE crazy are on another level (and seem to not care AT ALL if they run pedestrians over).


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Oh yeah Florida is fucked too and I actively hate any car I see with FL plates


momu1990

I feel this too coming from east coast. People here have no patience. It’s like their brake pedal is permanently broken and they have to always be moving, can’t be bothered to have anyone in front of them slow down. What drives my anxiety up the roof is people just assume I will make a successful right turn somewhere and they will never slow down behind me. God forbid I can’t make the turn because of some obstacle or something, they probably crash right behind me because they never slowed down. Blinker light signaling a turn seem to suggest to them to speed up because they just assume I will be completely out of their way, nothing unforeseen can ever happen…


oneempathyplease

altimas, teslas, and bmws are different strains of the same self-centered entitlement the livery drivers spend so much time on the road that i think they just stop giving a shit, pretty common in every city


UnluckyCardiologist9

And chargers.


Memo_Fantasma

Charger and his cousins Camaro and Mustang


theyjustdontfindmoi

the livery


StructureOk3166

hair flew back moment


oneempathyplease

[Livery Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/livery) here you go geniuses


2ndnamewtf

Drive an ambulance and you’ll learn that everyone can’t fucking drive in this city


writeyourwayout

Thank you for what you do.


shetements

I’ve never seen so many fucking people either not stop, not get out of the way, or stop for a second and then get on the ambulances ass right after it passes until I moved to California… shit blew my mind until I realized it happens almost every time here. California is it’s own world entirely when it comes to driving, I haven’t even seen a single cop EVER use their blinker since I moved here years ago, shits so different than anywhere I’ve ever lived where everyone follows all the normal traffic rules, lol.


_monorail_

I worked for the county coroner for a bit... You are correct (unfortunately).


TheSwedishEagle

Especially emergency vehicles


redpaloverde

Jacked up trucks win the award for me. Hostile and aggressive.


Due-Drawing544

Now those act like they own the road! And they kinda do lol


Select_Mix434

Omfg Napoleon complex like a mf. You have no idea


Economy_Proof_7668

It’s always a Telsa.


Borykua

Is that you abuelita? My grandma is the only person I know who calls them "Telsas"


iamgreengang

white luxury vehicles are some of the scariest motherfuckers on the road


Due-Drawing544

Hehe yes we are… sorry! 😂


RapBastardz

Some lower income folks get high mileage, older Nissans in an effort to have the maximum amount of car and flash while still being fairly dependable. These types of people are maxed out and have high debt, they are stressed and don’t think much of the future. Why should they give any consideration to others? Black SUV’s with TCP licenses are professional drivers working for more high-end clients. Both drivers and passengers don’t have time for traffic and are far more important than the plebes they might hit or run over. White is the cheapest color of Tesla and the most common. These are special cars that use electricity, are better for the environment and that can even drive themselves. The people who own them and drive them are that much MORE special. The fast acceleration means they are quicker and more agile than the rest of the scum that take up the road with their internal combustion engines. Tesla people are more wealthy, having a home and a garage in which they can charge their vehicle. They have places to go and can’t be bothered with the likes of stop signs and other pesky traffic laws.


R3dsta1n

I was not aware that anything Nissan makes had any amount of flash to it.


Lobo003

Gonna be honest, I think one of the sentras or altimas from the early 90s was a fucking dynamo on the track. If I’m not mistaken. But that was when they wanted a solid engine I think.


R3dsta1n

Oh, Im sure they're decent cars, and I know they make some really sought after sports cars. I just don't think of them as flashy.


Lobo003

Oh i misunderstood what you meant, they do take the economic/practical route on looks. Homely. Lol


Lilulivert

This is a perfect summary 😂


ValorMeow

All the Tesla hate on here is so cringe and reeks of people mad at their own lives for being poor.


RapBastardz

Interesting. Then how do you explain Tesla drivers taking first place as assholes of the road? The driving behavior isn’t imagined. So what is the cause in your mind?


ValorMeow

Dude i’m responding to wrote people who live in a home are so above the average person that in his imagination they cannot even be bothered to stop for stop signs. That’s the kind of shit I am referring to. The comments here are cringe AF.


darwinDMG08

As a Prius driver, I’m just glad the heat is off of me for a change.


Whiskerstoybox

I think most former Prius drivers have become Tesla drivers.


sneeze2much

Yall are some of the slowest drivers I’ve ever come across 😭😭😭


darwinDMG08

And there’s the Tesla guy.


sneeze2much

**a highly offended Lexus girl 😣


darwinDMG08

So it’s WORSE.


sneeze2much

DAMMIT


Due-Stay678

Wholeheartedly agree. I’d add that Mini Coopers are the aggressive tiny dogs of the road and Toyota Sienna’s drive like they have absolutely nothing to lose 😭


SoulExecution

I’m gonna throw pickup drivers into the mix as well. Super aggressive. Otherwise agreed about Teslas and Nissan.


Downtown_Ladder6546

Agree, inverse relationship between truck height and driving decisions


TlMEGH0ST

I haven’t noticed Nissans but the black suv limos and white teslas 💯 only the white ones tho! i don’t understand the point of buying a car that drives itself, only to turn that feature off and be a terrible driver


jaarl2565

Nissan finances people with bad credit i.e. poor decision makers Tesla has various levels of autopilot which may appear to be wonky driving from the outside. Limo guys? I don't know.


AbsProgress

Exactly. Nissan dealerships sell cars to illegals and anyone who comes in, they just charge an obscene amount of interest


Leading_Intention917

Tesla drivers are new Prius drivers. Drive me insane either super fast zipping through cars or super slow. TCP people - i don’t see them driving bad at all. Maybe next to Lax they’re different. Nissan’s drivers haven’t noticed. Biggest cringe for me is GWagon drivers in the valley. Always either running red lights when no cars are crossing or going straight from a turn pocket to cut all the traffic.


redwood_canyon

I am going to add: Escalades


Hardlydent

I have no idea why, but Altimas have always had a high number of douchebag owners.


mugenrice

you can have a low credit score (and IQ) to finance a nissan, but at a 30% interest rate


Hardlydent

oof


AbsProgress

Lol just posted exact same comment. Nissan dealers sell it to anybody with a name, then charge insane interest rate


Narrow-North-5246

haven’t met a tesla driver I liked


sorengray

Teslas are like a BMW fucked a Prius and shat out the worst kind of drivers


MrPrimal

Will add this to my pro/con list when considering buying a Tesla for my next car.


Weak_Drag_5895

You need one more- old people in Priuses wandering into lanes, slowing down to talk on their phone, almost running pedestrians over 🤓


RolotronCannon

Nissan Altimas and Sentra are cheap AF and generic. Attracts people who don’t give a shit what they are driving. Drivers use them like disposable battering rams. Black cars/SUVs are basically cab drivers and don’t give any fucks. Teslas attract people who don’t like to drive and it shows. However you forgot Prius in the left lane going uphill on the sepulveda pass doing a brisk 35 mph with a mile of open road ahead while everyone else does 90 in the right lanes to pass him


AbsProgress

And you think it’s ok to drive 90? Seems like you are the biggest a-hole if you think it’s ok and “good driving”


RolotronCannon

No dipshit please read the comment again. It’s a reference to the fact that left lane campers cause people to pass unsafely on the right. It’s human nature. At no point did I say it was right or encourage people to do that. You definitely are the asshole camping the left lane if you read that and got personally offended


AbsProgress

Sorry I’ve never seen a car going 35 on a highway. Trucks go 35 uphill with heavy load. Passengers cars never do anything like that. So why exaggerate? And again, going 90 is the best way to cause deadly accident. Going speed limit is the safest, but you wouldn’t understand


RolotronCannon

The tism really got you huh


Rainbow4Bronte

I think that it’s just LA drivers suck. People in general are entitled and competitive. I notice everyone driving aggressively. The car I notice most often is dodge chargers though.


SamCanyon

White Teslas are the new white BMW.


Barfotron4000

The thing I hated the most was everyone zooming around the school bus with its stop sign out! I’ve never been more pissed off in my life


AbsProgress

That’s insane. And horrifying


tweg

Big pickup trucks and SUVs who move over without caring that you’re there because they know you’ll see them and yield. They’re small-minded, agro people who need to make others around them feel worse than they do on a daily basis. They’re also the ones who will never let you pass because they can’t handle it. And the Altimas. And the shitty minivans who drive all agro, cut you off, then slow down. They also only speed through the straightaways, but can’t handle curves. And the luxury cars who act as if they can do whatever the F they want, especially Mercedes, IMO. That is a brand of car that so many aspire to own as an icon of wealth. Sure. And the agro Chargers and other cars marketed to the people who need to feel big and stwong.


Due-Drawing544

Accurate lol


Background-Basket-13

BMW drivers are garbage too


BeneficialGuess7208

nah, the bad BMW drivers moved to teslas


painfullyobtuse

I was saying this exact same thing!


Sad_Organization_674

And Audis


mugenrice

the pit bulls of the car world are camaros, chargers, challengers


foxinabloodyhenhouse

These cars are ALSO the *choicest* vehicles (barring Ford F150 trucks and Toyota Tacomas) for younger active duty military members …


BeneficialGuess7208

same with pitbulls...


CamaroDev

Not going to lie, I do feel this way lol


TheSwedishEagle

Mustangs also


HaroldWeigh

Souped up Honda's with spoilers and tinted windows unaware how douchey they look driving 40 mph down side streets and screeching to a halt at a stop sign.


bitpartmozart13

I saw an old nissan hit an suv from behind in traffic on the 10W and they signaled eqch other to take next exit. The nissan following and when the suv was going up the ramp this fucker drives back over the grass and speeds on the shoulder. Too many of these uninsured aholes.


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We got the worst drivers


Lobo003

Dude Idk if it’s the self driving thing or if Tesla drivers like keeping people behind them. Half the time I try to get around a Tesla after being stuck behind, they jam the accelerator and get me stuck in the next lane next to them and keep me from getting space to get in front of them. And then continue to stay tight to the car in front. Then they go and leave another 50yds of space until someone shows that they want to get in the same lane and they go and accelerate to close the gap again. More often than not it’s those Tesla SUVs. Like, why? I’m not trying to slow you down I’m just trying to get out from behind you! Lol geez


Newbetamale

100% accurate. Something about the Sentra attracts the low credit rating type and subsequent lifestyle and personality. White Teslas and charcoal gray ones are a nightmare. Especially the 3 and the Y. TCP drivers pretend they’re still in Beirut.


paleolith1138

All Tesla drivers seem to be douche bags. But the absolute worst drivers here are anyone with a handicap placard


DrkNeo

Infiniti G35s with missing back bumper covers and no plates.


badcounterpoint

Altimas all behave pretty universally. I can predict their moves ahead of time in any situation and know where I need to position myself, what speed to drive at, and what last second procedures I need to have ready to keep myself safe around them. Same goes with Teslas. Both are dumb but altimas are more of a reckless circus act kind of dumb while teslas are more of a “I truly feel sorry for you, I know it’s not your fault you were born this way” kind of dumb


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Teslas are worst than BMV & Mercedes Benz. Saw one last week almost run over a mother with a baby stroller crossing a protected walk sign.


devilsdontcry

Nissan sedan drivers are the worst Followed by prius drivers who think they are f1 cars that cut you off with 1 inch in front.


BeneficialGuess7208

that prius is 100% doing uber eats


Horridwrx

Dude everyone in La drive like there pissed off or in a rush some where or even trying to flex on every single person mostly people in bmw or Mercedes it’s annoying af


brandonfrombrobible

It's always the Altimas.


[deleted]

I have a Nissan Altima and I try really hard to be a good driver :'(


planetdaily420

It’s crazy because when I moved here 15 years ago anyone in a Prius near you was a death sentence. I completely agree with you except it’s not just white teslas anymore. It’s all teslas.


WarioThaEnforcer

Tesla owners are their new Prius drivers. To save my life I can’t figure out why they always go 5 below the speed limit ! Hate Tesla drivers with a passion


ValorMeow

People on here alternating complaining that Tesla drivers are too slow or complaining that they are too fast.


WarioThaEnforcer

Personally I’ve never seen a fast Tesla . I’ve seen them go the speed limit or under but not faster


dadslut

In my experience, a luxury SUV can be an indicator of a high obliviousness/entitlement factor. I swear drivers in West LA make a sport out of driving stupidly. It's quite the spectacle.


MicrowaveEye

For some reason on the westside it’s teslas and bmw’s. BMW’S create new lanes on the highway and turn signals must be hard to use on Teslas.


DidelphisGinny

All Audis everywhere


Downtown_Ladder6546

I find pro black car drivers’ driving decisions understandable and not insane. Same black SUV without TCP marking sometimes indicates a totally oblivious driver out to cut you down.


pieceofthatcorn

Teslas. Can’t stand driving behind them with their creep feature and regen brakes that destroys the entire flow of traffic


Jz9786

The Altima thing is a nationwide meme


OKcomputer1996

Classic LA post. What is it with Nissan Altimas? That is so true. They always a ripped, dented fender.


angelwitprblmz

Tesla drivers 1000000000%


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First time in La?


Far-Ad-5125

Aggressive for sure. You can always tell the unaware ones though, they’re on the phone most the time.


breadexpert69

I mean yes I see aggressive people all the time but its never specific to any brand or type of vehicle.


RegenMed83

I see student driver stickers and I already know…. Very unaware and unlikely a student driver.


paleolith1138

Almost never a student driver and yes usually a shitty driver...that being said if there are 2 people in the car I give them the benefit of the doubt... ... And a huge distance


Relative-Exercise-96

Those TCP guys are ANNOYING


Recovering_g8keeper

everyone in LA drives like an aggressive unaware toddler that was given keys and told they are late and need to hurry up. Sandiego however, everyone is so patient and nice and lets you merge and doesn’t honk the first second the light turns green or when there is traffic.


georgecoffey

White Luxury vehicles tent to be the worst, as white is usually the cheapest color, which means the people buying them are buying them as status symbols. People who are actually rich just buy whatever color they want, and normal people buy normal cars, but if you're trying to drive a car as a status symbol, but you're not actually wealthy, you get the cheapest one you can, and those are the worst people.


salosa

The only thing worse than LA drivers are LA cyclists


EileenForBlue

Tesla drivers and monster truck drivers.


VanillaWilds

Confirmation bias


EuphoricHour5955

Those fucking Chevy Malibus too……


Zestyclose_Koala_593

Tesla drivers are former BMW drivers. Douches who think the world will revolve around them. Slow on the freeway because they don't pay attention.


root_fifth_octave

Yeah, but I don't know if they're more aggressive than muscle car and pickup truck drivers.


That-Resort2078

All of them


samirbinballin

Idk what it is but lately no one has been letting me merge/switch lanes. It’s fucking dangerous.


Kereberuxx

The re-branded KIA’s !


latte777

altima/sentra drivers drive like that in every part of the country not just in LA lmao


callmeDNA

Altimas are the fucking worst. Always aggressive as hell.


bonborVIP

As someone who drives a Honda that is nowhere near souped up, I agree!!!🤣


Bebouzi

Worst are Tesla, honda and Nissan drivers


elpollobroco

#1 offender - really shitty cars like Chevy equinox or Nissan anything. They literally have nothing to live for #2 tesla budget models. Really competing for the #1 spot #3 gigantic pickup trucks, especially dodge ram #4 women driving large luxury SUVs. Especially Land Rover, BMW, Mercedes #5 Oregon plates


audioaxes

add the typical Prius driver who always drives like they are trying to break the hypermiling record


DeerieYu

I get so nervous around White Tesla drivers. My first time inside one was for an uber ride and he kept driving through a red light. The other day, I saw one almost drive through a couple that was crossing a lit walk sign in my neighborhood; the woman flipped out and started screaming at the car. Another instance not very long after that, some news popped up that a white Tesla in my area sped and crashed, taking out 3 lives.


Minkiemink

Any and every Tesla. They have completely usurped the Prius drivers as the assholes of the road.


No-Yogurt-4246s

Probably gonna get buried, but I don’t use the brand of the car to make sweeping judgements. Bad drivers are out there and they could be driving any car.


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No_Masterpiece679

I see this place is filled with people who did not qualify for Tesla financing 😆😆 Kidding of course! As a former truck driver I have to say that car make/model has nothing to do with it. Ironically Tesla drivers are the most chill in other states and major cities. Worst drivers encountered? Salt Lake City by a mile. LA drivers are very aggressive but make calculated wreckless maneuvers. There is a difference.


Sea_Apricot_666

In China, electric cars are so much better and cheaper than Teslas, it’s considered very bad taste to drive one and you almost never see them there. I think of that every time I see a Tesla’s lane detection apparently malfunctioning. :(


tgcm26

lol I’ve ALWAYS thought this about white Nissan Altimas hahahahaha


sorengray

Uber/Lyft drivers


Uuulalalala

I thought I’d say something g clever and then I remembered it’s just a sub


Saroan7

Same with Toyota Prius drivers... Damn annoying


Dingo_Smith

I swear to god it’s always a Prius for me or an AMG.


Shitrollsdownstream

Don’t forget the jeep wrangler struggling to do 60 in the fast lane


DefNotReaves

A Jeep Grand Cherokee ran a stop sign and T-boned me a couple weeks ago… so I think it’s the people who suck and not the cars haha