My mom saw a pic of me and my girlfriend before I introduced her proper. It was a pic at the beach and she said I can see you like girls with big "who haas". No idea what that means but it's what she said. Can't think of a better euphemism.
Edit, asked my mom she was referring indeed to the titty region.
Yes indeed .
It was coined by Al Pacino in scent of a woman . The flight scene where he describes a woman. I have actually used it on women quoting it and it still works lol
Must be the reason Dr. Seuss had to shorten the original title of “Horton Hears A Who Haa!” The theory was probably that those who know will get it either way.
My wife and I got married. She wanted fake tits before our honeymoon for bikini pics. Our friends kept asking when we were going to have kids, so before her surgery we joked and told people we were having twins. They got the joke afterwards.
This is my fav! I grew up in the LGBT+ community so it was fun because even the gay men we hung with loved boobs. So fun bags is what stuck because everyone finds them fun 😂😂😂. Clearly this isn't an actual everyone just everyone I've met.
My dad told me when he went to Africa he saw women that had one breast flipped over their back so their children could breastfeed from their makeshift baby carrier.
I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive doboonkabhankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers. What happens next?! Transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.
There was this scifi book ages ago that my wife was reading. She was struggling because the author was clearly super misogynistic. She stopped reading after he referred to a woman's boobs as "heaving udders".
That was years ago, I still call her boobs heaving udders.
The glandular organ located on the human female chest, for the purpose of young nurturing and enlarged year round in Homo sapiens for the purpose of attracting potential mates, unlike all other mammals where it is enlarged only during pregnancy.
Yabbos
Yitties
Beewbs
Sweater puppies
Fun bags
Bag of sand
I do use all these phrases because it's funny and no two pair are the same so why should I just call them boobs.
Horchata Cannons, mainly used to describe well endowed latinas.
For those that may not know horchata is a rice/milk/cinnamon based drink. Personally whenever I have a good horchata drink it heals the soul.
Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds,
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Bhuddas,
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors,
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors,
Scooby snack and snake eyes dice,
Jello molds and high beam lights,
Every day I prob’ly use,
Ninety nine words for boobs…
I just like euphemisms
They're the ladies, those bitches, the cause of my back pain, knockers, stress relief, fidget toys, titties, boobas, boobies, boobs, breasts, manual transmission, milk marbles, the real dowries, the jugs, melons, bosoms, bust, tatas, the girls, and hooters
Not a man but I love the names of my boobs. I used to have cancer in one so there’s a scar. So now they’re called scar and mufasa.
Would hakuna those tatas
son of a bitch take my upvote
r/angryupvote
Ain’t no passin’ craze - it means big nipples, for the rest of your dayyyys!
….it’s problem free, set them free, hakuna tatas.
I understood this reference. U made my day
I’m glad you’re okay. Fuck cancer.
Ok canceroustattoo
Am also not man, and wow that's a level of naming artistry one can only aspire to
My wife beat breast cancer. She was in a wet T-shirt contest and placed first and third.
Hahahahahaha I laughed too hard at this. Fuck cancer. Only onco patients have this sense of humor
That's badass.
If this isn't the most irl witty thing I read today over the internet. I don't what is. Thank you for the laugh (Hope you are doing better)
Knockers is always just fun to say.
Sideshow Bob voice *Shake it madam. Capital knockers.*
My gf calls hers “Knock Knocks”
"My math teacher has huge knockers"
Rack
My brother
I'm a simple man: Tits
Ive always liked ‘sweater puppies’
Wow there Jerry Lawler
PUPPIES PUPPIES PUPPIES! WOOO WOO PUPPIES!
AHHH PUPPIES
Sweater kittens / sweater cannons
Big fan of Sweater stretchers
Sweater "stretchers
I’m gonna start calling them sweater puppies
This is the best so far.
Who didn't like Loni Anderson?
Herb was a huge fan 😁
Not technically a euphemism but I also like tits so here’s an upvote
You like tits? I like tits! Tits for everybody!
Tit for tat
Titties
*Tiddies!!
My mom saw a pic of me and my girlfriend before I introduced her proper. It was a pic at the beach and she said I can see you like girls with big "who haas". No idea what that means but it's what she said. Can't think of a better euphemism. Edit, asked my mom she was referring indeed to the titty region.
You mean hoo-haas?
Ah a fellow old person(over 30)! Hoo-haas is a classic!
Yes indeed . It was coined by Al Pacino in scent of a woman . The flight scene where he describes a woman. I have actually used it on women quoting it and it still works lol
I actually think "who haa" is slang for a woman's Va-Jay-Jay.
"Who haa" is def slang for the vaj lmao
It was definitely titty related
Your mom misunderstood "cool kid" slang. ...it eventually happens to us all.
Hahaha this makes it great. Hilarious thinking the literal meaning is your girlfriends vagina is all encompassing.
No, his mom knows what's up. He loves gigantic hoo haas
Nah, his mom knows he likes girls with big vaginas.
It’s most certainly a vajayjay.
Unless she also had an obviously large vagina? Like, predator mandibles?
Lol im imagining like a venison fly trap visible from a photo that due to pheromones I can't see but others see it clear as day.
Like the plant in Rocky Horror picture show. Giant clam in that tiny bikini. Look at the size of that hoo haa.
Venus lmao now I'm imagining the plant big enough to eat a deer
Must be the reason Dr. Seuss had to shorten the original title of “Horton Hears A Who Haa!” The theory was probably that those who know will get it either way.
Wobbly bits Milk noodles Udders Water balloons
The twins
Um, to be delicate, they hang off milady's chest. They... make milk.
r/unexpectedoffice
My wife and I got married. She wanted fake tits before our honeymoon for bikini pics. Our friends kept asking when we were going to have kids, so before her surgery we joked and told people we were having twins. They got the joke afterwards.
Calcium cannons
I spit out my coffee when I read that
Doesn't that make you a ... caffeine cannon?
I take mine with cream…..
In your bed at 3?
Creamy cannons?
Horchata Cannons in some parts of the world
There's an ebony pornstar named mscalciumcannonz and trust you will love her big titties
Didn't think much of it but damn, she bad.
The Girls
I too like the girls
THE Laaaaaaaadies! (Burr voice)
Sweater cows always gets a huff of laughter out of me and an eye roll from my wife.
[Sweater puppies](https://www.google.com/search?q=Sweater+puppies)
I've never heard this, but I love it!
Tig ole Biddies
*YOU RANG?!?*
r/beetlejuicing
Drop em out
Bounce em around
Just squeeze em together while I play with my cocker, I respect you as a woman and as an equal
I'd never heard the radio version, very different vibe
Let me get a long look at those tigglebitties
Areola’s lookin nice nipples looking real pretty.
Come on let me gander atcha boobs
Drop em out, lemme see them knockers
Gonna take a long look at those big ham hockers
Fun bags
On that hose hound
Nice set of hooters ya got there
This is my fav! I grew up in the LGBT+ community so it was fun because even the gay men we hung with loved boobs. So fun bags is what stuck because everyone finds them fun 😂😂😂. Clearly this isn't an actual everyone just everyone I've met.
Chesticles
Breasticles too
Doesn’t really have the same ring to it, but I like milk dots the nipples though.
Pronounced like testicles or hercules?
I can't stop pronouncing all of these words like Hercules now. Thanks.
I now prefer the might of bresticules, the heroic.
Testicles.
I’ve always maintained that the balls are the tits of the dick so chesticles makes sense.
My buddy calls them “big naturals” because of porn as a bit, I think it’s great
Shoulder boulders
The essential equipment for those is an over the shoulder boulder holder
My dad told me when he went to Africa he saw women that had one breast flipped over their back so their children could breastfeed from their makeshift baby carrier.
and a bra is an Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder
Yabbos
Hocus Pocus?!
Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them.
Bazookas
Sir, mine are petite handguns at best!
Guns are guns goddamn it
Bazongas
When this question was asked yesterday, somebody said sweater stretchers. This will be my answer for when somebody else asks this question tomorrow.
I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive doboonkabhankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers. What happens next?! Transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.
Cupid’s Kettledrums
Hotwheel hills
Just saying if she won't let you ramp the Hot wheels off the boobs or butt she's not a keeper.
Blouse Bunnies
Warlocks. Thanks, Superbad.
Gotta take a look!
I don't know . I think she looked better before
Dual air bags
Tig O’Biddies That woman is “blessed upstairs “ Milkbags Bossoms
My breast friends
Chichis
THE PROPHECY FORETOLD OF MY INVITATION TO THIS THREAD
Dirty pillows
From smallest to biggest 1) Titties 2) Boobies 3) Boobs 4) TITS
Tittays
[удалено]
Relaxation orbs
That’s a pair of top notch cans
Mommy milkers
I say “boobie” and my girlfriend laughs every time. Honestly her laughing is why ive switched to ONLY calling them that.
Tatas
Jugs🤤
Yaaasss
Mommy milkers
Mondo Gazungas
Arguments. Like that girl has solid arguments
5318008 …..IYKYK
Calculator ahh BOOBIES
Knockers
[Boobs = Knockers ](https://hatkestory.quora.com/Why-do-some-people-refer-to-breasts-as-knockers)
Boobs
Squishmallows
Bodacious ta-tas. Just because it's hilarious.
The heavies or fun bags
Bazongas It makes me think of Airplane! when the chicks tits are on the screen and it goes bazoiing bazooiiing
Call me old fashioned but I love titties.
There was this scifi book ages ago that my wife was reading. She was struggling because the author was clearly super misogynistic. She stopped reading after he referred to a woman's boobs as "heaving udders". That was years ago, I still call her boobs heaving udders.
Melons 🍉
Soft huggers
Pendulous dairy silos
Knockers, and funbags
Tetons
bewbs
Lactation station
None of you have ever heard of hooters?
Milkers
malevolent udders
Norks
Bags of sand
Have you ever felt a breast before, man?
"honkers" It's corny, but I think it's a fun casual euphemism.
The glandular organ located on the human female chest, for the purpose of young nurturing and enlarged year round in Homo sapiens for the purpose of attracting potential mates, unlike all other mammals where it is enlarged only during pregnancy.
When I was a kid we called them Headlights or Millie Moles
Tig ol’ bitties, or just my “tig ol’s.” My favorite for bra is “over the shoulder boulder holder.”
Pleasure globes
Beef cannons.
Over the shoulder boulders
Bazongas
Milkers
My husband calls em: Mommy milkers
Utters or the classic WWE phrase "puppies"
Udders?
Milk cannons
Mammary glands
Pinky & Perky.
show bob
Andy and Ollie
Sternum Werthers
Boulders, simply because a bra then becomes an Over-The-Shoulder-Boulder-Holder
Minnesota twin
Sweater Muffins
Yabbos Yitties Beewbs Sweater puppies Fun bags Bag of sand I do use all these phrases because it's funny and no two pair are the same so why should I just call them boobs.
Titonas - big boobs Portuguese is my new favorite
Village feeders
State Droopers
Baby Buffets
Horchata Cannons, mainly used to describe well endowed latinas. For those that may not know horchata is a rice/milk/cinnamon based drink. Personally whenever I have a good horchata drink it heals the soul.
Mammaries
Mt. Tittymanjaro…the hill, or well the summit in this case that I’ll gladly die upon.
Toy trains. Because they’re meant for kids, but daddy always ends up playing with ‘em.
Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds, Elmer Fudds and bouncing Bhuddas, Sweater stretchers, lung protectors, Beach umbrellas, frost detectors, Scooby snack and snake eyes dice, Jello molds and high beam lights, Every day I prob’ly use, Ninety nine words for boobs…
Saggin’ Dragon’s
Dairy cannons are my favorite, but there are a ton out there
I just like euphemisms They're the ladies, those bitches, the cause of my back pain, knockers, stress relief, fidget toys, titties, boobas, boobies, boobs, breasts, manual transmission, milk marbles, the real dowries, the jugs, melons, bosoms, bust, tatas, the girls, and hooters
Sweater meat. Just kidding. Knockers is a fun one though.
Yon Orbs of Splendor.
Bags of sand