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notanaccounttofollow

Leslie Nielsen , I’m a straight male but love a man who makes me laugh


Brbcan

*I've finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love... without utensils.*


Snackatomi_Plaza

Surely you can't be serious.


notanaccounttofollow

Don’t call me Shirley


chxnkybxtfxnky

They are, and don't call them, "Shirley."


oldschool_potato

Google pictures of him when he was young. Leading man material


nipslippinjizzsippin

Explains why he decided to become a leading man


DaleCooper2

He looks like he'd take you to a nice dinner too...


babyface_killah

Ana de Armas duh


mmld_dacy

was surprised to find that i had to scroll down further before i found this comment. i was expecting this to be on top.


SwainIsCadian

Same. That woman is one to be damned for.


ImGCS3fromETOH

She'd make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window.


centwhore

For the cool ass name and she's kinda hot too


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SleepWouldBeNice

And a clone of the former.


Highlander198116

Eva Green.


SwainIsCadian

Noice.


The_Noremac42

Jenna Coleman, played Clara from Doctor Who.


Beware_the_Voodoo

"A mystery wrapped in an enigma, squeezed into a skirt that's just a little bit too tight…"


zystyl

I JUST realized how many redheads are in the female lead role in the new Dr Who. Karen Gillan is dreamy. Heck, even Katherine Tate is gorgeous.


TyphoonCane

I don't play games. If you ask then I'm answering as honestly as I can. In this case, I wouldn't have an answer as I don't keep up with celebrities. If I did though, I'd be answering because you asked. If she thinks of this as a trap then I'm "falling" for it because I don't want to be around someone who wants to have a hidden conversation behind her words.


SassyWookie

Exactly. If this is a “trap” I’m going to spring it intentionally because I’m not in middle school and I don’t care for these kinds of baby games. And the answer will be “Alyssa Milano”


chxnkybxtfxnky

You don't need to keep up with celebrities to have had a crush on one that lasted over the years.


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chxnkybxtfxnky

She has given me carpal tunnel and arthritis also


NewUser7630

Mann der Kultur.


Gumptionless

Henry Cavill, as a famous post once said "he could tie me to a bed and whisper his pc specs into my ear"


SwainIsCadian

Yes. And then when he's done, start whispering the lore and stats of the Custodes.


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

Helen Mirren I just want to be kissed by her.


Eat_Carbs_OD

I also think she's amazing!


human_male_123

Judge Judy


Lone_survivor87

Ryan Reynolds


Pavlock

If it's a trap, it's one you should jump in feet first. Unless you work in Hollywood, you're never going to meet these people. She might as well ask what kind of super powers you want. And for me, it's Ginger Spice.


Public-Jaguar-9723

Danny devito


BickusDickus6969

Johnny Sins


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

Hey, that's my wife's doctor


Loudmouth_Malcontent

He’s our plumber! He was at the house the other day, cleaning out the pipes – that means two things


theshadykrook

He just delivered pizza to my neighbor the other day.


BickusDickus6969

He's also a fire fighter, a school teacher, a active duty army trooper, a police officer, ect.... how can 1 man give so much? Truly God's gift to the world.


theshadykrook

He's an astronaut too. He can stop a meteor through his special energy


Prestigious-Speed-29

Extra sausage?


theshadykrook

Extra sauce too


Rajili

Fifteen years ago, it was Natalie Portman. Now I don’t really have one.


New-Fennel2475

You say Chris Hemsworth and then when she goes "omg right he's so hot" you uno reverso and grill her.


tvkyle

To me, celebrities aren't real people. I mean that in the sense of "I'm never going to be in a social circle where I will ever cross paths with Scarlett Johansson or Gal Gadot." They exist solely on screens. So there is no harm in me saying those names, just as there is no harm in my wife saying "Chris Evans holding on to the helicopter in Civil War." I'm never going to be 6'4" with giant biceps and a chiseled jaw. And she's never going to be a supermodel. This is our life, and it's fine with me.


Caleb_Krawdad

Rachel McAdams, Ryan Reynolds, Mila Kunis, Aubrey Plaza, Sydney Sweeney


appalachianoperator

Anne Hathaway, she knows already.


Beware_the_Voodoo

Those eyes, that smile. I'd be powerless.


Eat_Carbs_OD

Good choice


[deleted]

I laugh and say, "Either Ryan Reynolds or Fight Club Brad Pitt ... or did you mean a woman?"


thelostnewb

No one. Anymore. When I was younger (kid to teens): Lindsay Lohan, Saoirse Ronan, Kate Beckinsale.


UltraMagat

Brooke Shields. Next.


Tacoshortage

You tell her Eliza Dushku from Bring It On.


Poet_of_Legends

Kim Basinger smelled DIVINE when I did a gig for her in the mid 1990’s, but she was kind of mean, like to drivers and security and waiters. But my nose still LOVES her.


Beware_the_Voodoo

I mean, angry sex ain't nothing to scoff at.


BeardedBaldMan

Easy. Victoria Coren-Mitchell and it's a perfectly reasonable question.


SanitariumJosh

This is an underrated answer. Her learning to ride a bike on TV and refusing to mock-propose to Alex were some of the sweetest moments of the series.


heyitsEnricoPallazzo

Raquel Welch


SewerSlidalThot

Margot Robbie


KingFenrir

Henry Cavill. My masculinity isn't soft. I have to recognize he's handsome, he's a huge nerd, has a great charisma, and i wish to be like him. (I wonder how a woman would react if i told her this).


SwainIsCadian

Amen Cavill is our one true God-Emperor and I will not accept anything else.


Both_Fish_5643

“ I don’t have one “


lucimon97

Danny Devito


flapjackdavis

You fell right into the trap


lucimon97

I play [Royal Decree](https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:eco%2Cw_687/MTc0NDYwOTY1NzA0OTAxOTky/best-trap-negating-cards-in-yugioh.webp) to negate the trap cards effect


Immediate-Poetry2016

Tina Fey


CoolBeance_

Oh yes, I want to go to there


chxnkybxtfxnky

Underrated.


Oily_PorkRoll

Sophia Bush


fondue4kill

Rhea Ripley


Chicken_Wing

"the woman"


Starman68

THE woman? Irene Adler?


waterloograd

Can you even say you are straight if you don't say Sean Connery?


ranting80

I don't find any of them particularly attractive considering so many random women in public are just as, if not more, attractive than they are without all the make up and special effects.      That said, personality wise, Emma Stone and Aubrey Plaza seem like they'd be fun to hang out with. 


nipslippinjizzsippin

Amanda tapping


idrownedmyfish77

Ah a man of culture


Roosted13

Jessica alba probably - my wife doesn’t give a shit. We talk about attractive celebrities all the time.


jodokai

Pick someone who looks very much like the person asking.


C1sko

“I don’t give a fuck about celebrities”


Osiris_Reborn

Sophie Marceau or Jennifer Anniston before all the fillers.


Maj_LeeAwesome

Sophie Marceau. Hubba hubba


Resident-Theme-2342

Selena gomez as wizards of Waverly place was my favorite kid show


leonprimrose

I mean I honestly don't have one. My partner doesn't ask those things as a trap but if I thought she was I would barrel intentionally into the trap as loudly as possible. I don't play games. But that question can be innocuous


Curious-Train1941

My wife knows it was Tanya Roberts, ever since I saw "A view to a kill." Currently it's Cate Blanchett.


Emergency-Studio9753

Rose west


90FormulaE8

Don't have one. Don't watch very many things on TV, don't watch very many movies, and have no idea what constitutes a celebrity anymore these days. More importantly, for me anyway, why would waste mental energy with crushing on someone I would most likely never see in person anyway.


GltyUntlPrvnInncnt

Make sure to say it's someone that looks like her.


korean_redneck4

Her.


LeahBia

My husband would quickly respond with Sáde. I don't stand a chance if she comes around and I understand LOL


masturbator6942069

Jessica Chastain


spicy_squire

Scarlet Johansen.


Historical-Pen-7484

The truth. I don't care about celebrities and can only name a few that are under 50 years old.


Santi76

Just be honest? If she's crazy enough to get offended or upset because you think a celebrity is attractive then she is delusional and needs to get a life. I remember talking to my ex's a lot about celebrities we thought were hot. I don't get why that would be an issue. It's not like you're ever going to actually get with that celebrity.


HotSummerThrowAway

I’m a straight man, and I usually say Brad Pitt or Jesus, if he was still alive. I’ve also used Oprah too. The honest truth, is I don’t have a celebrity crush, but that’s not a fun answer.


ZZoMBiEXIII

If a woman asked me this, I'd say Dame Judi Dench and see where the conversation leads. Truthfully, I don't fantasize about celebrities. They're just people and I don't watch many shows these days, so its not a huge deal for me if they hold status.


kbean826

Lupita N’yongo. My wife is aware and supportive.


Beware_the_Voodoo

I say, "I dunno, I'm still too busy crushing on you baby." But actually it's Emma Watson.


SwainIsCadian

Henry Cavill. That man can make anybody gay, even women. He is perfection manifest.


RobertElectricity

Kat Dennings, and my wife supports my choice.


andrew6197

Was asked a few weeks ago. Anya Taylor-Joy. I think she was a phenomenal actor in Queens Gambit, as well her physical features are attractive to me. It’s not like I’m going to be dating her 🤣


PlaguedByUnderwear

"Terry Crews-- I mean Olivia Wilde circa 2010." That's it. That's my reply. If she asks questions she probably doesn't want the answer to, I give her the honest answers she probably doesn't want to get. This is why I don't ask how many men she's slept with. Because I know I won't like even the lie, let alone the honest answer. An ex and I actually had a fight about the circa 2010 bit a couple years back. She googled Wilde and found that technically Wilde's still mostly just as beautiful. Naturally, she thought maybe I had a fetish or requirement or whatever for younger women. So I told her the real reason is because Wilde had a child some years ago and even if there was absolutely no physical change in a woman, just the thought of having a kid is enough to permanently turn me off from a woman. She did NOT like that lol. Which surprised me because she told me she never wanted kids. So it'd never be a problem, right?? We broke up about a month later.


Firedog_09

This is call a shit test. You're can say what you mean without fear of losing her. You can be funny and stay in frame or say what she wants to hear. However you approach it, stay firm and don't back down. Be a man tell her your celebrity crush is Sidney Sweeney.


Firedog_09

What she wants to know is if she looks like your celebrity crush or not. No one can look like Sidney Sweeney, so just set the bar high.


Intelligent_Hand4583

It's a trap. She's testing to see if you're honest. Tell her the truth, and why (if you can). She'll be okay with it.


monstrinhotron

Alison Brie. My wife knows. I will fight you Dave Franco!


UsedandAbused87

Emma Stone


Egyptian_Voltaire

Anne Hathaway


AdonisCarbonado

If you think it could be a trap just have a dead one up your sleeve.. Never had them but as a teen Wednesday was - not Christina Ricci but her as Wednesday although she was the only girl ever on my wall tbf..


OhTheHueManatee

Drew Barrymore.


Strangle1441

Jennifer love Hewitt


iWillSlapYourMum

Jennifer Love Hewitt. That's been my answer ever since I first saw The Tuxedo.


Breakpoint

Jessica Alba


thatirishdave

It could be a trap, but it shouldn't be. My wife and I are pretty open about which celebrities we're sweet on. I'm enjoying how many silly Glen Powell movies we've seen this year because my wife has a lil' thing for him right now. She knows I'll watch anything with Kat Dennings in it, no matter how bad it is. No feelings are ever hurt in the process.


endowedchair

Jodie Foster. The advantage is my wife looks enough like her that we’ve been asked while traveling in foreign countries.


Elisterre

Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlett Johansen


DozenBiscuits

Is it weird I don't even really have one


mtl_jim2

Sydney Sweeney


Throughout_85

Emma Stone. Nough said


jtczrt

Zooey deschanel


crimsonavenger77

My wife knows mine, Kristin Scott Thomas. When she was younger gorgeous, now she's older, still gorgeous. She fake sulks if she is ever in anything we watch, just like I do when she's watching Poldark.


CmdrZander

That Poldark intro tho.


thejoshcolumbusdrums

Oh she’s great. I went out with girl once who looked almost exactly like her. It was awesome, she was cool


endowedchair

Pretty lady. I’ve been watching slow horses and I swear she had a reverse nose job! Her younger photos show much less angularity.


Primary_Afternoon_46

Mia Khalifa 


theendofthesandman

Aubrey Plaza for sure.


JuneCleaversMudFlaps

This is what I said when my ex asked me. She then proceeded to tell me how much she looked like my ex wife, and even photoshopped my ex wife’s face on her and said “see!!” ……… they look nothing alike.


adaminboise84

1A: Megan Fox 1B: Sydney Sweeney


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Lassie


SmokeySFW

I answer and if it was actually a trap then that woman is not the one for me. I hate that shit.


SassyWookie

Alyssa Milano


DaleCooper2

I'd probably say Jennifer Connelly way too fast.


BackItUpWithLinks

Kate Mara, from Shooter [link to pic](https://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server4900/364bb/products/119429/images/85279/275064__19692.1342528941.500.500.jpg?c=2)


IndependentTalk4413

My wife knows mine. Alyssa Milano.


Loudmouth_Malcontent

Ask if they’re considered a celebrity. 


LogicalYak8565

Anna Kendrick hands down.


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Anna Kendrick


Bright-Extreme316

Princess from Voltron


chxnkybxtfxnky

Tiffani Amber Thiessen. Sorry. IMO, she is the most beautiful woman alive.


Leonardodapunchy

I’d tell the truth, “I don’t have one, because they are all ugly to me”.


brooksie1131

Honestly never thought about that. Personally don't have crushes on celebrities but I certainly admire some. 


ThatboyMjay3207

Fairuza Balk and Kristen Wiig.


DoNukesMakeGoodPets

When I was a teenager, it was Jewel Staite as Kaylee from Firefly :)


devnullb4dishoner

No one. I really don't follow celebs. I find no value in it.


this_knee

“You’re the only celebrity I care about 😉”


SleepWouldBeNice

Hayley Atwell


evlbb2

Brennan Lee Mulligan I guess cause damn that boy knows how to talk.


the_internet_clown

I don’t have one


JoostVisser

My gf and I spent an afternoon going through all the celebrities we found attractive. She's bi and I can appreciate a handsome man so we went through men and women alike


ThisRandomAssDude

Carmen Electra.


sexisdivine

Christina Hendricks


luker_man

Jill Scott


Ok-Understanding9244

Lana Rhoades


Nouseriously

Ryan Reynolds obv. I guess Blake can play too.


throwaway24515

Gal Godot. If it's a trap and you're expected to pretend you don't find attractive people attractive, that's a great red flag, thanks for the heads-up!


Vic_GQ

Gerard Way. Best to get the whole bisexuality thing out in the open early.  I'm not obligated to out myself to prospective partners, but doing so does make my life easier in the long run.


BlackTemplar2154

If you don't say Henry Cavill, you're lame.


EdwardBliss

Danny DeVito


HikingBikingViking

Amelia Earhart. I'm sorry if that's a lot to live up to.


Icy_Patience2930

Lean Beef Patty. We could hit the gym, eat lunch after, and have ice cream for dessert. All the whole talking about cool stuff.


Chanandler_Bong_01

Ryan Reynolds


Dakotareads

Gabrielle Anwar. And if we can pick men too, Jude Law.


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I never had a celebrity crush, but I will admit when I find someone attractive. It’s not a trap when it comes to my partner asking, she doesn’t really care and just agrees that they are attractive.


Wookanash

Angela Lansbury. And I know I’m not the only guy thinking it.


tactical_anal_RPG

Julie Benz She gets nowhere near enough attention


BosPaladinSix

It's Michaela Conlin. It has been and will always be Michaela Conlin good god that woman is stunningly gorgeous.


Nepeta33

Ive never really had one. Dont see the point, really


Sepfandom555

Could be or Could just be a fun game either way it's not that serious and if they do take it serious you should probably get out of that relationship


drinkslinger1974

I always say someone dead. I don’t know what about this question has intrigued every girlfriend I ever had, but the one time I revealed the true answer, anytime we saw a movie/tv show with said celeb, it would be, “THERES YOUR GIRL” or “SHOULD I COVER YOUR EYES” and stupid shit like that. Truth is, I wouldn’t jeopardize my marriage for anyone, no matter how far fetched the idea is.


FreddyPlayz

Eman Esfandi. Which is funny because when I was younger I had a crush on Ezra Bridger in Rebels so I guess some things never change 😂


YesAmAThrowaway

If you both don't have a celebrity crush free card, are you really in a relationship? Kidding ofc, decide for yourselves what can and can't be in your relationships and whatever you decide is best for you is valid.


ThrowRAredhead99

This is my favorite question to ask people…🙈


WatInTheForest

Helen Mirren. The only answer that won't get you in trouble is Helen Mirren.


AskDerpyCat

Never once in my life have I ever had a crush on a celebrity


trexxeon

Paulina Gaitán


JuJuBee880327

Ethel Barrymore.


NelisSFW

Well if they asked me I'd give them the most confusing look ever, try to give a answer, but fail to do so. Yes, it is a trap.


AdministrativeAd197

"your dad"


Outrageous-Put-8737

None, cause I literally don’t care at all about celebrities.


Gullible_Opposite_76

Only name men.


VoiddVoyager

I don't really have any so I'd ask if she wants me to pick an actor, musician, or something a bit more specific.


mxpwr69

Rihanna


Gabriel_Albtx

Sabrina carpenter


Vancilicious

Taylor Momsen


Crazy_Fitz

Rita Hayworth, Jayne Mansfield, Sofia Vergara, Heidi Klum, Tura Satana, Christina Hendricks.... I guess I have a type.


monpetitfromage54

My wife knows who my celebrity crushes are. We don't play games.


Life-Mountain8157

Salma Hayek….. I would drink tequila from her foot ! If my wife caught me with Salma she would be proud of me :)


Shadowdragon409

Either Clara Oswald or that phone carrier girl. Don't know her name but you know who I mean.


m0rdredoct

>Clara Oswald Jenna Coleman? If so, based, (I also had to look her up, because I wasn't sure if there was a celebrity with that name or the character)


Shadowdragon409

Yeah Jenna. I can never remember her name. Just the character.


Gogowhine

I asked my husband and he answered and I was surprised because the answers were so unique and specific 😂 but I was also like yep, I can see that. Anyway, what I’ve learned from reddit is sometimes it’s a booby trap and they’ll say “wooooow so you only like skinny 20 year olds” or they end up posting that his celebrity crush doesn’t look like them and have a bad possibly irreversible case of the sadsies😂 as though they didn’t ask and then it’s RIP relationship🤣🤣🤣😂. Know the person and choose your answer wisely. 😬


Choice_Eye_8043

Lizzo.


KhanDagga

Lauren German


Californian-Cdn

Margot Robbie. Dua Lipa. Rihanna. My wife agrees.


OneFuckedWarthog

Anna Kendrick