I (female) was constantly made to wear dresses with shoulder pads.
Took me a while to not be self conscious about my shoulders. Such a dumb insecurity needlessly put on me. Looking back at those old photos...I agree, they just looked awful.
Yeah there was a period with all women's "dressy" clothes that had a jacket had those pads sewn into them and you couldn't really snip them out without cutting off the hemming. Weird times.
Omg I remember this. I have nice, square shoulders, but in the 80s it was like my shoulders were just under my ears. It was less fashion and more David Byrne. Just a terrible time. Omg and remember the puffy paint shirts?! So much puffy paint!!!
Edit for clarity
I was a kid in the 80s, and a bunch of my clothes had them. Even at that age I had really broad shoulders and knew shoulder pads looked horrible on me. I cut them out of every single shirt or dress I owned that had them.
So much of 80s fashion was just utterly bizarre. And yet somehow, the one thing I never thought would make a comeback actually made a comeback: mullets. Why, people. Why.
It's kind of hilarious watching classic 80s films and seeing giant shoulder pads.
It was a short hand for "career woman". Especially in an ensemble cast the woman wearing huge shoulder pads would be the one who focused on her career (and probably sacrificed her personal life in the process).
"You're the first woman I've seen at one of these things that dresses like a woman, not like a woman thinks a man would dress if he was a woman." - Jack Trainer, Working Girl
But in all seriousness it was during that time when women were fighting really hard to be taken seriously at work--not just relegated to the secretarial pool--and the general consensus was to downplay their femininity.
When I was a kid I did an ugly sweater contest and I found a sweater with shoulder pads to use as a base. I couldn’t believe it when my mom told me it used to be high fashion to wear them. I don’t remember who won, but I got very many ugly compliments lol
ooh boy I regularly rewatch The Golden Girls (as it's one of the GOAT sitcoms), but good god sometimes they made it look like bea arthur was deformed and *needed* to be hidden by hyper shoulder pads and giant drapings, yet she was perfectly normal and in shape. 80's fashion was ruthless on anyone (I being a victim myself).
My dad told me that one time the Jehovah's Witnesses came up to him while he was sitting out in our front yard drinking a beer. One of the men looked at my father yelled at him and said "Jesus is coming!" My dad looked up and said "holy shit do I have time to finish my beer!?"
I once had a fine young pair of Mormans show up at my door. They caught me outside trying to finish some yard work with my leg in a walking cast and my infant son in a stroller. All I had to do was rake the leaves to the street and the leaf-sucker truck would take care of the rest. But as you can imagine, what should be a 20 minute job was probably going to take me an hour or more.
Well one poor, darling young man asked if he could do that for me. Struggling to get this chore done before I had to pick up my oldest from school, I said yes. I gave him my rake, gave the other one another rake, told them where to rake the leaves, popped my infant in the car and took the opportunity to run to the store before making the school run.
When I got back, the leaves were at the curb, the rakes were against the garage door, a little flyer was in the front door, and in the last 20 years I've never had a Mormon knock on my door.
I think that I must be on some sort of list now.
Last time a pair of Mormon boys came to my door, I asked them if their church was funding the mission trip they were getting ready for, and the said they had to raise like $12,000. I waqs like "gee, that's a lot!" and said it was pretty weird that their church won't fund their trip when they have like over $100 billion in the bank.
They were just like "uhh yeah, well, have a nice day!" and left.
Haven't seen any since. Probably on the same list.
But the Mormons are good people they would surely use their billions to help the poor instead of asking other poor people to solicit more money from other poor people.
To paraphrase the late Southern humorist Lewis Grizzard, there's a difference between *naked* and *nekkid*.
Naked means you have no clothes on.
Nekkid means you have no clothes on *and you're up to something.*
One time my friend and I were talking about “basic” guys, and I asked her how to spot them.
She deadass started describing my outfit that day and it took her like 2 minutes to notice it.
I have a pair for the house too! I have a huge collection of hilarious and/or cute slippers I wear just to make myself smile/laugh. My favorites are the evil bunny slippers from Monty Python.
Right, got plenty of those oversized graphic t-shirts from my awkward early 00s teenage years.
Don’t think I won’t go dig them out.
Not sure I’m quite old enough to rock the midlife crisis Guy Fieri frosted tips and mirrored shades but it’s on the cards.
Leggings and yoga pants are crazy attractive, but I like looking at nice butts
Tbh fake nails are the least attractive thing that can be worn, not sure if they count
I saw a comedian talking about how some items that women consider essential to complete their look are entirely for other women. For example, I've never ever noticed a heterosexual man give the slightest fuck about what a woman's handbag looks like. I get the feeling that fake nails are in the same category.
Guys: handbags are dumb. Don't make me carry it when you need to go pee
Also guys: Can you put my wallet, keys, lucky rabbits foot, water bottle, leatherman, tomorrow's lunch, and all our movie snacks in your handbag?
This is why I carry my messengers bag everywhere...
Big book? No prob.
Water bottle? Unnoticeable.
A whole first-aid kit? I'm ready for disaster.
A whole laptop? Where the business @?
Fr, this thing is super small, lightweight, it blends in with most outfits outside of a full suit, it's way bigger than my pockets and not as bulky as a full on backpack.
100% recommend.
Everyone has an Aunt who carry’s all this shit around. Even better that you are a dude. I bet that wins you major brownie points when you whip out the first aid kit.
One time I was out with a girlfriend and developed a blister on my heel (new shoes) her young son in law ran out to his truck and produced a bandaid and some Neosporin. I was super impressed!
Oh, sure, every guy likes to claim he's a self-made cargo pant man. It goes on for some time, weeks, months, even a year. Then one day, they acquire some implement they don't have room for, so you put it in your handbag. And it's like a lightbulb goes off. A week later, they're in skinny jeans and you're Tensing Norgay. It's right up there with how a guy wouldn't be caught dead wearing makeup until the day he has a huge zit and borrows your $30 concealer. That's the last day you see it.
In my experience, women are much more likely to ask me to carry their phone because they don't wanna take their purse with them. Than I am to ask them to carry anything that I have.
I think it’s a confidence thing, though. Same as guys who wear expensive shoes, most women aren’t going to be able to notice how expensive your shoes are. You’re just doing it to show off to other sneaker heads, and because it boosts your confidence.
Are we talking like fake nails that look like talons or any type of fake nail?
I feel like this could quickly fall into the same territory of men who say they don't like makeup but have no idea a girl is wearing makeup unless she's fully decked out.
I’m pretty sure he’s referring to the large acrylic nails some women wear that make it nearly impossible to do basic tasks. This Family Guy clip is relevant: https://youtu.be/UGjjMZQH09Q
I agree that super long pointy nails are butt ugly, but I think a shorter French manicure is a really beautiful finishing touch on a already attractive woman.
Any lip injection, don't care how much they paid, it looks horrible. I know way too many women who were beautiful then got them lips and now just have that look.. why do people keep going for that shit
Not a man, but in my opinion, the women I’ve seen with lip injections have funny smiles after. Like it’s like their lips don’t move the way they should & it makes me sad bc many of the gals had really beautiful natural smiles before.
Honestly, most injections. There is something odd about trying to be TOO perfect by getting this injection or this filler.
Wish more people realized that a majority of the population don’t care if you have an “imperfection” with an eyebrow or whatever
This is it. I know people who naturally have like no lips, they're really skinny. A tiny bit of filler or some sort of I junction and they just have what look like average lips. It's like most cosmetic procedures. If you do it right, most people won't notice.
Pajamas inside at home: cute, maybe hot even.
Pajamas outside in public: Aw hell naw.
It's even worse if they pair those with those godawful Ugg boots and drag their feet while they walk.
No shit. My mom wore housecoats and somehow managed to lure my dad into sex at least NINE times (I’m devil spawn #6 of 9).
https://m.carolwright.com/embroidered-snap-front-duster/56393.cfm?&key=5SCPE222&gclid=Cj0KCQjw_viWBhD8ARIsAH1mCd7cGkYmnXvZHy2OmidVlRAKmjj0jVgphvo_1PZ63CmLwhFceBC4qj0aAgfzEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds
Damn my brain. Ok, I absolutely love when my husband wears snap button shirts because I think it's sexy as fuck when he unsnaps the buttons and all I can think is someone's dad just going bodice ripper on one of these and just yanking it apart. You know it was probably hot for them back in the 60s and 70s. Sorry for the visual, dude.
I swear this thread pops up once a day and every time the consensus is long fake nails, leopard print, and high waisted pants. Which, for the record, we ladies love high waisted pants because it makes the stomach feel more secure and in place.
Edit: seeing a lot of comments basically admonishing people for having a little belly pouch? Even really skinny people with flat stomachs can experience a little bloating from eating. It’s so uncomfortable to be sitting down with your lower stomach hanging over the top of your pants.
Plus it highlights the smallest part of the torso
Edit: I now see the major disconnect here. Men are thinking only of mom jeans when they think high waisted.
All mom jeans are high waisted, but not all high waisted pants are mom jeans.
High waisted pants makes it look like I actually have a waist lol. And regular waist pants always crawl down in the front only like I'm a fucking middle aged man with a beer gut. And then when I sit down the top hem digs into my skin.
Every time I see something on the internet about what not to wear high waisted pants is on that list. And I always thought it looks good on me? I've never seen a person wearing high waisted pants and thought they looked bad. Obviously if they don't fit it's not ideal, but that's not the waistline's fault.
Someone with narrow hips or a small butt can put on some baggy pants and throw on a belt and look amazing. I just don't get it. Is everyone else wrong or am I stupid?
For real. I was a teen during the height of low-rise, so all I knew until recently was jeans that were never quite comfortable. Once I got into high-rise it was a REVELATION! like, wait pants can actually stay where they're supposed to without me pulling on them every second? I'm never going back
There's mid rise pants too! I find them way more comfortable than high or low. My ass stays in, but I also don't have trouble with fabric digging into my ribs when I sit or bend. They just sit right where my body wants them and it's perfect.
I honestly think it’s depends on how long or short your torso is. I have a long torso so high rise pants tend to fit closer to a mid rise for me. But these types of threads are really about generalisations anyways.
That was me for two years of high school. Life was just genuinely in the drain and I had the mentality that “It doesn’t matter how I look, as long as I get my diploma”. I’m better off now, but it was some dark times. I’m just glad no one said anything about it to my face, haha
Pajamas are a multiplier, if you look good you look great in pajamas, if you look bad you probably look like you’re on your last legs in pajamas. This is a universal truth for men and women, unless you’re at a walmart.
Dirty little secret
Attractive women look attractive in just about anything.
As someone who spent a fair amount of time in coveralls, attractive women tend to look attractive in coveralls.
The key is to find outfits that promote your strengths and hide your weaknesses.
After reading the responses, almost none of these items would be unattractive on the right woman even a niqab (particularly if she has very pretty eyes).
I knew a hot girl in college who's entire outfit was the ugliest things at goodwill. I went with her one time to a goodwill, and she bought and absolutely hideous dress and ROCKED it the next day. It was amazing.
>Attractive women look attractive in just about anything.
This is Marilyn Monroe wearing a potato sack (in order to underline your exact point). [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e3/78/62/e37862e2b9a1490031c8ac4f3b50bf30.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e3/78/62/e37862e2b9a1490031c8ac4f3b50bf30.jpg)
I used to work with a girl who wore ones that were so large she had to tilt her head back a little in order to see anything. I’m like “you don’t think that’s just a little unnecessary? Not even a little?” 🤦🏼♀️
My younger sister is beautiful, but she’s going through a bit of a phase with the fake eyelashes. We went swimming on a sunny day, and she came out of the water with little semicircular tan lines underneath her eyes. Her lashes are so long and thick that they’d acted like mini umbrellas and cast a shadow😂
Not really a piece of clothing, but leopard print stuff 99% of the time actually turns me off. I can be looking at super hot pics of a super hot woman, and then come across a pic of them wearing that, and I'll lose my hard on. No joke.
I came across someone the other day who had some leopard print on in a few pics, and I was still turned on and I was really surprised 🤷🤣🤣🤣
i always felt like the only person who could properly pull it off is sofia vergara in modern family
other than that it always looked really tacky to me
Agree, except I also think adorable, elderly women in their 80’s or older look fabulous in it. You know from just looking at them that they’re still full of life. Betty White loved animal prints, especially leopard print and she was a treasure!
I know exactly what you're talking about. Those hats were what immediately jumped into my head when I read the question. I always associate them with annoying 20-30 something year old Christian influencers.
>i think they are those colorful leggings, yoga pants, lululemons.
I think you're referring to Lularoe the MLM scam, Lululemon is an entire brand of clothing.
Those shirts that only have one sleeve. Looks like you've either accidentally shoved your arm through the neck hole of your shirt, or you're cosplaying some sort of Old Navy Barbarian character.
I hate wearing flip flops so when I see anyone wearing flip flops I cringe. Not as in "you're being cringe", but a "oh God I hate that sensation and now I'm imagining that I'm wearing flip flops". Digging into your toes. Smacking the bottom of your feet. Making that awful sound. Most are so poorly made they fall apart within a year if you're lucky. I'm a big guy so when it's beach day and I'm carrying a whole ass 10x10 tent thing 100 yards, the last thing I want is some flimsy ass footwear that doesn't keep the arch of my foot on my shoe soles as I trudge through sand so fine you sink into it with every step. I love sandals tho.
My wife has lots of tops similar to this:
https://www.zara.com/us/en/regular-fit-shoulder-pad-t-shirt-p00858022.html
Essentially it’s just a tank top with padded shoulders. I think they’re horrendous as the pads just make the person look incredibly rectangular and blocky, but she just claims I “don’t know fashion” while she’s walking around looking like a malnourished dodecahedron
Wearing like brown leggings under shorts or a skirt gives a very childish vibe that just doesn't attract me. I'm sure it's extremely comfortable, but I don't find it attractive at all.
Runner up would be infinity scarves, which look like they started to put on a sweatshirt, changed their mind after only putting their head through, but then just left it there instead of taking it off.
A denim miniskirt or microskirt is cute and sexy, a denim skirt that goes below the knee is... let's just say this, the only women I have ever seen wearing long denim skirts are the prudish, ultra-religious fundamentalist types.
Yeah in my neck of the woods, ladies dressed in long denim skirts are wearing them because Jesus (and the shitty men who run their Pentecostal church) say so. They’re also likely to have very long hair and wear no makeup.
That long robe the judge wears right before she sentences you to a long stint for public nudity.
/r/oddlyspecific
r/suspiciouslyspecific
wearing that, she'd have to sentence me a second time
I was never a fan of that shoulder pad thing they did in the 80s.
I (female) was constantly made to wear dresses with shoulder pads. Took me a while to not be self conscious about my shoulders. Such a dumb insecurity needlessly put on me. Looking back at those old photos...I agree, they just looked awful.
Yeah there was a period with all women's "dressy" clothes that had a jacket had those pads sewn into them and you couldn't really snip them out without cutting off the hemming. Weird times.
Ugh and the puffy sleeves too I couldn't stand them at the time too and looking back, yup just as bad as i remembered
Omg I remember this. I have nice, square shoulders, but in the 80s it was like my shoulders were just under my ears. It was less fashion and more David Byrne. Just a terrible time. Omg and remember the puffy paint shirts?! So much puffy paint!!! Edit for clarity
I was an eighties chick and I would always rip the shoulder pads out of all my clothes
I was a kid in the 80s, and a bunch of my clothes had them. Even at that age I had really broad shoulders and knew shoulder pads looked horrible on me. I cut them out of every single shirt or dress I owned that had them.
So much of 80s fashion was just utterly bizarre. And yet somehow, the one thing I never thought would make a comeback actually made a comeback: mullets. Why, people. Why.
Business in the front, party in the back.
> shoulder pad thing they did in the 80s I googled "shoulder pad thing they did in the 80s" and absolutely agree with you.
Only time it looked good was when brigette nielsen wore them in beverly hills cop 2.
Brigette Nielsen basically personified "death by snu-snu," so of course she could flex some shoulder pads
It's kind of hilarious watching classic 80s films and seeing giant shoulder pads. It was a short hand for "career woman". Especially in an ensemble cast the woman wearing huge shoulder pads would be the one who focused on her career (and probably sacrificed her personal life in the process).
"You're the first woman I've seen at one of these things that dresses like a woman, not like a woman thinks a man would dress if he was a woman." - Jack Trainer, Working Girl But in all seriousness it was during that time when women were fighting really hard to be taken seriously at work--not just relegated to the secretarial pool--and the general consensus was to downplay their femininity.
That still is the consensus in blue collar work.
When I was a kid I did an ugly sweater contest and I found a sweater with shoulder pads to use as a base. I couldn’t believe it when my mom told me it used to be high fashion to wear them. I don’t remember who won, but I got very many ugly compliments lol
ooh boy I regularly rewatch The Golden Girls (as it's one of the GOAT sitcoms), but good god sometimes they made it look like bea arthur was deformed and *needed* to be hidden by hyper shoulder pads and giant drapings, yet she was perfectly normal and in shape. 80's fashion was ruthless on anyone (I being a victim myself).
Oh yeah, get me some chainmail babes
oh yeah praise the sun!
Pretty sure if I had a chain mail nightie, my husband would just hang me on the door sex swing and call me his windchime.
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My dad told me that one time the Jehovah's Witnesses came up to him while he was sitting out in our front yard drinking a beer. One of the men looked at my father yelled at him and said "Jesus is coming!" My dad looked up and said "holy shit do I have time to finish my beer!?"
I once had a fine young pair of Mormans show up at my door. They caught me outside trying to finish some yard work with my leg in a walking cast and my infant son in a stroller. All I had to do was rake the leaves to the street and the leaf-sucker truck would take care of the rest. But as you can imagine, what should be a 20 minute job was probably going to take me an hour or more. Well one poor, darling young man asked if he could do that for me. Struggling to get this chore done before I had to pick up my oldest from school, I said yes. I gave him my rake, gave the other one another rake, told them where to rake the leaves, popped my infant in the car and took the opportunity to run to the store before making the school run. When I got back, the leaves were at the curb, the rakes were against the garage door, a little flyer was in the front door, and in the last 20 years I've never had a Mormon knock on my door. I think that I must be on some sort of list now.
Last time a pair of Mormon boys came to my door, I asked them if their church was funding the mission trip they were getting ready for, and the said they had to raise like $12,000. I waqs like "gee, that's a lot!" and said it was pretty weird that their church won't fund their trip when they have like over $100 billion in the bank. They were just like "uhh yeah, well, have a nice day!" and left. Haven't seen any since. Probably on the same list.
But the Mormons are good people they would surely use their billions to help the poor instead of asking other poor people to solicit more money from other poor people.
Would you care to hear about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
You don’t like a good ankle and neck? Man you’re spoiled lol
Clothes. Hate women with clothes
He's a ferengi
Nah, he called them women instead of FEEEEmales.
Hooman Feeeemales
Wo-man
QUARK!
Get me more beetlesnuff Quark!
My man Rom liked a woman with clothes
That's ***Grand Nagus*** Rom, to you!
An upstanding one, at that.
Found the Ferengi.
What about clothes that accentuate nudity?
What? Like socks? Somehow naked in socks is more naked than naked.
To paraphrase the late Southern humorist Lewis Grizzard, there's a difference between *naked* and *nekkid*. Naked means you have no clothes on. Nekkid means you have no clothes on *and you're up to something.*
"For me, a woman looks best when she is just... absolutely naked." -Michael Scott
💀
He speaks for all of us!
1. Apple bottom jeans 2. Boots with tha furr
But the whole club was looking at her!
JESSICA
DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR TEACHER
Mister Wilson? No I didn't!?!
SHE HIT THA FLOO
Next thing you know
Shorty got low low low low
Those horrendous shoes/slippers slides things where your toes are exposed but there is fuzzy/fur on top of the toes. Vile.
I don't know what you're talking about. Would someone be so kind as to share a link to a photo or something, please?
https://www.google.com/search?q=fuzzy+flip+flop+slippers&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS914US917&hl=
Dang those are my house slippers lol
One time my friend and I were talking about “basic” guys, and I asked her how to spot them. She deadass started describing my outfit that day and it took her like 2 minutes to notice it.
Ewwwwwww. Those look like incubators for all sorts of micro-organisms and fungi.
You gotta wash them regularly.
Think those are incubators...your underwear are gonna cause you to toss your cookies
I hope this stays at the top
Those are my house slippers 😣😂 (not to wear in public though!) just convenient when cooking or cleaning!
I have a pair for the house too! I have a huge collection of hilarious and/or cute slippers I wear just to make myself smile/laugh. My favorites are the evil bunny slippers from Monty Python.
Those Monty Python slippers sound great, hope you have a holy hand grenade just in case though
My friend has a pair of sandals that are just fish. Like, they’re rubber, but they look like actual, real-life fish.
Are you talking about those house slippers or an actual outdoor shoe? The slippers are meant to be comfortable and not be worn outside.
My bf says Uggs lol, I love wearing them in winter though.
My response to Uggs is wearing cargo shorts & crocs with socks. It’s a race to the bottom and I’ll win.
It’s nice to be great at something!
Right, got plenty of those oversized graphic t-shirts from my awkward early 00s teenage years. Don’t think I won’t go dig them out. Not sure I’m quite old enough to rock the midlife crisis Guy Fieri frosted tips and mirrored shades but it’s on the cards.
Leggings and yoga pants are crazy attractive, but I like looking at nice butts Tbh fake nails are the least attractive thing that can be worn, not sure if they count
Couldn't agree more. Leggings and yoga pants are great. Fake nails are gross.
I saw a comedian talking about how some items that women consider essential to complete their look are entirely for other women. For example, I've never ever noticed a heterosexual man give the slightest fuck about what a woman's handbag looks like. I get the feeling that fake nails are in the same category.
Guys: handbags are dumb. Don't make me carry it when you need to go pee Also guys: Can you put my wallet, keys, lucky rabbits foot, water bottle, leatherman, tomorrow's lunch, and all our movie snacks in your handbag?
This is why I carry my messengers bag everywhere... Big book? No prob. Water bottle? Unnoticeable. A whole first-aid kit? I'm ready for disaster. A whole laptop? Where the business @? Fr, this thing is super small, lightweight, it blends in with most outfits outside of a full suit, it's way bigger than my pockets and not as bulky as a full on backpack. 100% recommend.
Everyone has an Aunt who carry’s all this shit around. Even better that you are a dude. I bet that wins you major brownie points when you whip out the first aid kit. One time I was out with a girlfriend and developed a blister on my heel (new shoes) her young son in law ran out to his truck and produced a bandaid and some Neosporin. I was super impressed!
The real trick is to wear cargo pants so you can just put all that stuff in your pockets
Oh, sure, every guy likes to claim he's a self-made cargo pant man. It goes on for some time, weeks, months, even a year. Then one day, they acquire some implement they don't have room for, so you put it in your handbag. And it's like a lightbulb goes off. A week later, they're in skinny jeans and you're Tensing Norgay. It's right up there with how a guy wouldn't be caught dead wearing makeup until the day he has a huge zit and borrows your $30 concealer. That's the last day you see it.
I can't remember a time where i didn't worn cargo pants or didn't had place for my stuff in them... in my opinion cargo pants start with 8 pockets.
There really are too few Tensing Norgay references on Reddit i appreciate u
In my experience, women are much more likely to ask me to carry their phone because they don't wanna take their purse with them. Than I am to ask them to carry anything that I have.
I think it’s a confidence thing, though. Same as guys who wear expensive shoes, most women aren’t going to be able to notice how expensive your shoes are. You’re just doing it to show off to other sneaker heads, and because it boosts your confidence.
My handbags are entirely for me. Not everything women do is for the benefit of others.
Are we talking like fake nails that look like talons or any type of fake nail? I feel like this could quickly fall into the same territory of men who say they don't like makeup but have no idea a girl is wearing makeup unless she's fully decked out.
I’m pretty sure he’s referring to the large acrylic nails some women wear that make it nearly impossible to do basic tasks. This Family Guy clip is relevant: https://youtu.be/UGjjMZQH09Q
I dont even need to open that to know which one you mean, and yeah big ones like that.
Ditto to this, exactly. Worst part is when a few of the nails have popped off.
Agreed. Hate fake nails. Looks trashy.
I agree that super long pointy nails are butt ugly, but I think a shorter French manicure is a really beautiful finishing touch on a already attractive woman.
Anything that doesn't fit right. Same goes for guys tbh
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Bro I don’t know what u on but leggings?!?
OPs a chick. Still confused?
Yeah, cuz…..butts. They’re great.
Eye lashes that look so heavy they can barely blink. Cheap lip injections.
Any lip injection, don't care how much they paid, it looks horrible. I know way too many women who were beautiful then got them lips and now just have that look.. why do people keep going for that shit
Not a man, but in my opinion, the women I’ve seen with lip injections have funny smiles after. Like it’s like their lips don’t move the way they should & it makes me sad bc many of the gals had really beautiful natural smiles before.
Honestly, most injections. There is something odd about trying to be TOO perfect by getting this injection or this filler. Wish more people realized that a majority of the population don’t care if you have an “imperfection” with an eyebrow or whatever
If they are well done we won't even notice. But if it's visible then it looks bad 100% of the times.
This is it. I know people who naturally have like no lips, they're really skinny. A tiny bit of filler or some sort of I junction and they just have what look like average lips. It's like most cosmetic procedures. If you do it right, most people won't notice.
So it's like IT work. If you do your job right, people won't notice you did anything at all..
Neither one of these are clothing!!
Men discribing clothing is fukking hilarious
Pajamas inside at home: cute, maybe hot even. Pajamas outside in public: Aw hell naw. It's even worse if they pair those with those godawful Ugg boots and drag their feet while they walk.
When toes are over the edge of the open-toe shoe.
cliffhangers
Anything animal print, especially leopard just looks tacky to me
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*insufferable hooting and hollering noises*
AAAAAAAL
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I fucking love that tacky, sleazebag, woke up with with last nights eyeliner still smeared, marla singer esque energy.
Love that smell of too much hairspray.
Nightgowns. I’m not talking about that cute lingerie nightie outfit, but like the nightgown your great grandma wore in 1910
they may be ugly but granny somehow got knocked up 10x in them LMAO
No shit. My mom wore housecoats and somehow managed to lure my dad into sex at least NINE times (I’m devil spawn #6 of 9). https://m.carolwright.com/embroidered-snap-front-duster/56393.cfm?&key=5SCPE222&gclid=Cj0KCQjw_viWBhD8ARIsAH1mCd7cGkYmnXvZHy2OmidVlRAKmjj0jVgphvo_1PZ63CmLwhFceBC4qj0aAgfzEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds
Damn my brain. Ok, I absolutely love when my husband wears snap button shirts because I think it's sexy as fuck when he unsnaps the buttons and all I can think is someone's dad just going bodice ripper on one of these and just yanking it apart. You know it was probably hot for them back in the 60s and 70s. Sorry for the visual, dude.
But she left it to me in her will
I get that they’re ugly as hell but damn they’re comfortable.
Right - and if you can't be comfy in your PJs then when can you be comfy?
I love them so much. I’d exclusively only wear these Victorian looking nightgowns but they are actually really expensive!!
I don't think those were intended to look attractive they are for sleeping.
Are you kidding? When you can picture someone all warm and cozy in there, so snugglable!
I swear this thread pops up once a day and every time the consensus is long fake nails, leopard print, and high waisted pants. Which, for the record, we ladies love high waisted pants because it makes the stomach feel more secure and in place. Edit: seeing a lot of comments basically admonishing people for having a little belly pouch? Even really skinny people with flat stomachs can experience a little bloating from eating. It’s so uncomfortable to be sitting down with your lower stomach hanging over the top of your pants.
Plus it highlights the smallest part of the torso Edit: I now see the major disconnect here. Men are thinking only of mom jeans when they think high waisted. All mom jeans are high waisted, but not all high waisted pants are mom jeans.
High waisted pants makes it look like I actually have a waist lol. And regular waist pants always crawl down in the front only like I'm a fucking middle aged man with a beer gut. And then when I sit down the top hem digs into my skin. Every time I see something on the internet about what not to wear high waisted pants is on that list. And I always thought it looks good on me? I've never seen a person wearing high waisted pants and thought they looked bad. Obviously if they don't fit it's not ideal, but that's not the waistline's fault. Someone with narrow hips or a small butt can put on some baggy pants and throw on a belt and look amazing. I just don't get it. Is everyone else wrong or am I stupid?
Also low waisted makes my ass fall out??? Those pants never fit right. Don’t care if men hate high waisted, I will never go back.
For real. I was a teen during the height of low-rise, so all I knew until recently was jeans that were never quite comfortable. Once I got into high-rise it was a REVELATION! like, wait pants can actually stay where they're supposed to without me pulling on them every second? I'm never going back
There's mid rise pants too! I find them way more comfortable than high or low. My ass stays in, but I also don't have trouble with fabric digging into my ribs when I sit or bend. They just sit right where my body wants them and it's perfect.
I honestly think it’s depends on how long or short your torso is. I have a long torso so high rise pants tend to fit closer to a mid rise for me. But these types of threads are really about generalisations anyways.
High waisted paints are awesome looking when you've got wide hips.
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I have never heard makeup and fake nails/eyelashes be described as “clothing” before, yet somehow it’s the most popular answer in this thread.
Anything that looks uncomfortable
When you see someone in pajamas out in public. Just can’t do it
PJ’s can be cute inside, but outside it gives me my life sucks and I will not do a thing about it feeling.
That was me for two years of high school. Life was just genuinely in the drain and I had the mentality that “It doesn’t matter how I look, as long as I get my diploma”. I’m better off now, but it was some dark times. I’m just glad no one said anything about it to my face, haha
She tasted like cigarettes Lt Dan.
Pajamas are a multiplier, if you look good you look great in pajamas, if you look bad you probably look like you’re on your last legs in pajamas. This is a universal truth for men and women, unless you’re at a walmart.
That washcloth shit that was popular in like 2008 it was like wearing a table cloth
Omg I remember the Terry Cloth trend lmao So scratchy! I had a jacket made out of that stuff
Whenever I see "terry cloth" I imagine it as a name. Like "This is my associate, Terrence Cloth"
Care to share a picture? I dont really know what you mean
Dirty little secret Attractive women look attractive in just about anything. As someone who spent a fair amount of time in coveralls, attractive women tend to look attractive in coveralls. The key is to find outfits that promote your strengths and hide your weaknesses. After reading the responses, almost none of these items would be unattractive on the right woman even a niqab (particularly if she has very pretty eyes).
I knew a hot girl in college who's entire outfit was the ugliest things at goodwill. I went with her one time to a goodwill, and she bought and absolutely hideous dress and ROCKED it the next day. It was amazing.
I wear your grandad's clothes, I look incredible..
>Attractive women look attractive in just about anything. This is Marilyn Monroe wearing a potato sack (in order to underline your exact point). [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e3/78/62/e37862e2b9a1490031c8ac4f3b50bf30.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e3/78/62/e37862e2b9a1490031c8ac4f3b50bf30.jpg)
TBF it's a form fitting potato sack. if it was just a regular burlap sack with holes cut for arms and head it wouldn't *as* attractive.
Still a very common thing for Idaho Beauty queens to do for photos btw
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well that was... something
Custom designer clothing doesn’t really make their point, even if the material is a burlap sack.
Cookie Monster P.J.'s
so specific, yet so universal.
Meth head chic*
r/oddlyspecific
Not very odd if you've ever walked into a WalMart or gas station past 9 p.m.
Or into any one of my classes in high school lol. It was the go to for a decent sized group of people
Those fucking fake eyelashes!
I used to work with a girl who wore ones that were so large she had to tilt her head back a little in order to see anything. I’m like “you don’t think that’s just a little unnecessary? Not even a little?” 🤦🏼♀️
Please update if they end up filing workers comp for a repetitive strain injury to their neck.
My younger sister is beautiful, but she’s going through a bit of a phase with the fake eyelashes. We went swimming on a sunny day, and she came out of the water with little semicircular tan lines underneath her eyes. Her lashes are so long and thick that they’d acted like mini umbrellas and cast a shadow😂
Not really a piece of clothing, but leopard print stuff 99% of the time actually turns me off. I can be looking at super hot pics of a super hot woman, and then come across a pic of them wearing that, and I'll lose my hard on. No joke. I came across someone the other day who had some leopard print on in a few pics, and I was still turned on and I was really surprised 🤷🤣🤣🤣
i always felt like the only person who could properly pull it off is sofia vergara in modern family other than that it always looked really tacky to me
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I've never made that connection! What a funny thing for him to be typecast as! ❤️🐆
Agree, except I also think adorable, elderly women in their 80’s or older look fabulous in it. You know from just looking at them that they’re still full of life. Betty White loved animal prints, especially leopard print and she was a treasure!
Those giant, flat brim hats that Nashville-type girls wear Edit: def mean the “festival hats” that were mentioned below
I know exactly what you're talking about. Those hats were what immediately jumped into my head when I read the question. I always associate them with annoying 20-30 something year old Christian influencers.
Agreed, these girls walkin around thinking they look like Pharell Williams? Smokey the Bear? Wtf kind of look is this?
Not a piece of clothing but I see girls in heels VISIBLY uncomfortable wearing them. Why bother wearing something just to suffer.
>i think they are those colorful leggings, yoga pants, lululemons. I think you're referring to Lularoe the MLM scam, Lululemon is an entire brand of clothing.
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Those shirts that only have one sleeve. Looks like you've either accidentally shoved your arm through the neck hole of your shirt, or you're cosplaying some sort of Old Navy Barbarian character.
Anything with Disney characters
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Is that kitten heels?
What!?
I hate wearing flip flops so when I see anyone wearing flip flops I cringe. Not as in "you're being cringe", but a "oh God I hate that sensation and now I'm imagining that I'm wearing flip flops". Digging into your toes. Smacking the bottom of your feet. Making that awful sound. Most are so poorly made they fall apart within a year if you're lucky. I'm a big guy so when it's beach day and I'm carrying a whole ass 10x10 tent thing 100 yards, the last thing I want is some flimsy ass footwear that doesn't keep the arch of my foot on my shoe soles as I trudge through sand so fine you sink into it with every step. I love sandals tho.
My hispanic mom would like to have a word with you
Cheetah patterns Kinda like how camo is stereotypically a guy pattern that I would also find unattractive. That’s right, I’ll attack both sides 😤
The new trend that I've noticed of what I can only describe as an Amish dress with high-top sneakers. I just don't get it.
My wife has lots of tops similar to this: https://www.zara.com/us/en/regular-fit-shoulder-pad-t-shirt-p00858022.html Essentially it’s just a tank top with padded shoulders. I think they’re horrendous as the pads just make the person look incredibly rectangular and blocky, but she just claims I “don’t know fashion” while she’s walking around looking like a malnourished dodecahedron
Wearing like brown leggings under shorts or a skirt gives a very childish vibe that just doesn't attract me. I'm sure it's extremely comfortable, but I don't find it attractive at all. Runner up would be infinity scarves, which look like they started to put on a sweatshirt, changed their mind after only putting their head through, but then just left it there instead of taking it off.
Infinity scarves are sweatshirt foreskin
I'm gay so not the best source, but women in denim skirts particularly triggers me. Every denim skirt on earth is hideous
A denim miniskirt or microskirt is cute and sexy, a denim skirt that goes below the knee is... let's just say this, the only women I have ever seen wearing long denim skirts are the prudish, ultra-religious fundamentalist types.
Yeah in my neck of the woods, ladies dressed in long denim skirts are wearing them because Jesus (and the shitty men who run their Pentecostal church) say so. They’re also likely to have very long hair and wear no makeup.
As a queer woman, denim skirts give 2000s non-denominational church mom chic. So cringe
Trust me you don’t have to be queer to find those unattractive lol, I think it’s just part of being human.
Those Fila Wompa Stompers Ugliest shoe in existence
Capri pants. Who the hell came up with clothing that as far as I can tell is designed to make your legs look shorter and your feet look bigger?
They’re weirdly comfortable imo. And they make me feel like I’m Italian or something.
Tube tops only look okay in the best of cases, and look trashy in the worst of cases.