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They don't do anything for me, but an anecdote from a doctor friend of mine makes me chuckle every time I see / think of them: My friend is a doctor in the US Air Force, he's an oncologist but has done various rotations through departments in his career and one time he was working in the ER and a patient came in that had been injured in a fight. It was a middle-aged male wearing only work boots and jeans, tall, heavy, muscular, covered with tattoos, long messed up hair, nipple rings, He had a variety of cuts, bruises, bloodied knuckles, etc. He was also clearly under the influence of alcohol. My friend began with trying to assess the guy's injuries and the guy started to get agitated. He and a nurse started to try and clean some of the wounds and prep a suture kit, but the guy got increasingly belligerent and at one point took a swing at my friend, so both he and the nurse shouted for security. This wiry older security guard comes running in, sees the big fellow, sizes him up, and walks over, then calmly and firmly grabs a nipple ring and lifts up. My friend said that the man's eyes lit up and it was like he instantly sobered up; he gave the security guard his full attention. The security guard calmly told him that he he'd be polite and let the doctor do his job with no fussing. The big guy was in tears and agreed.


SpaceAngel2001

The classic titty twister but with added leverage.


ThisisJVH

it's like having a cheater bar on your titties


Impossible-Sky4256

The nipple cripple


-GloryHoleAttendant-

Security secured the titty.


Vergenbuurg

The patient was probably happy the security guard didn't go full Farley/"improvise" on him.


I_like_dwagons

Tastes like house keys but then again there’s no place like home.


zenxax

Never thought about it that way but I can't argue with that logic, lol


karmagod13000

this the sort of logic early on a wednesday that throws me off the rest of the day


ugly_freya0

that so smooth af **there’s no place like home.** how I wish too...


[deleted]

Is it weird I’m more attracted to them now? Zipper flavor + tits, sign me up


Apprehensive_Row8407

r/brandnewsentence


reallywantr

wow there's a sub for everything


-ShadowSerenity-

Like sucking on a new penny that you picked off the ground as a child. 8/10 without piercings, 10/10 with that metallic tang to really take it up a notch.


thamonsta

I'll just say I wouldn't want to suck on an earring.


litaniesofhate

My wife has plastic glow-in-the-dark ones. I call her glow tits when she comes back to bed from late night potty breaks


FlirtySingleSupport

Regurgitating tweets is such great karma we’ll played man


ThiccBoiRage69

Tastes like pennies and I’m all about that shmoney


SpodermanWins

My fwb got some and I thought it was kinda neat. Until I realised that her nipples taste like spare change now


[deleted]

I'm all about the money bayyyybeee


Fishypeaches

It's not about the money, money, money


part_time_monster

Titties tasting like old Civil War era coins.


ImSynnx

So it kinda tastes like the liberty bell?


hyrulian_princess

I really want them but I shudder at the thought of needles going through my nipples No thank you 💀🤣


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hyrulian_princess

Not until Friday Edit: this has been the only time someone responding to me like I’m actually Zelda has made me laugh 🤣


TheSuppishOne

The Garudo seem very practiced at piercings and would probably make the process really painless.


Vio-straw-sun

While I disagree with the other commenter that it was a pleasant pain, it was an intense, but dull, pain for me. It wasn't for very long, and the drive home was more uncomfortable than the few moments to get it done, but I was driving, in heat in a van with bad air conditioning, after being awake for hours before driving to get them (I lived in a small town, and the place I decided to go with was about 45 minutes drive away give or take).


Ghoooooostbird

Honestly I was so scared but pain was truly only 4/10. My navel hurt worse.


kristyn69

I had to get my left one pierced twice because the first time poor girl messed up and sent it very nearly out of the top…. I just wouldn’t lol


Arrow_Riddari

How much faith do you have in Link?


Queen-of-Snow

The most painful piercing I've had. Totally worth it, though, imo.


[deleted]

They were the worst feeling piercing, not because of the pain, but because of the indescribable feeling of the needles poking through multiple layers of flesh. Like a grating/popping feeling…then you have to do it twice.


[deleted]

My wife had them for quite some time but they never did anything for me. Honestly got in the way and made things awkward. Hair gets wrapped, they get pulled and tugged, they get crusty and gross, and I can keep going but I won't.


ViKING7590

Aesthetically speaking, I LOVE nipple rings. they're an instant turn-on for me. That's as far as it goes, though, cause everything you said is absolutely true.


Guitedditor

Crusty and gross? Lol.. damn.. I’ve had mine for 15 years.. never had any crust.. lol.. she needed some hygiene..


banjoplant

depending on your anatomy sometimes the piercer may go too close to a gland in there and it just happens naturally no matter how much you clean it


AndreasVesalius

Mine never fully healed either after 1-2 years. Tattoos healed super quickly, though


deppkast

Crazy how some bodies just reject piercings too. Had a friend who tried to get his eyebrow pierced like 3 times and it was just pushed away each time. Ended up being a big scar instead


crazyjkass

Nah, depends on your immune system and precisely what tissue the piercing is by. It's just your body depositing debris outside. My left earring hole gets crusty but the right one doesn't.


Plantirina

Yeah, mine were crusty for years. It wasn't a hygiene thing.


WyK23

Same here, it took me about 3 years to be "fully healed". I worked out in the heat and sweat sooo much during the summers, I attributed it taking so long, to that. They would heal up during winters only to start over in the summer. Until finally, they were 100%. By far my favorite piercing, and worth it. Sadly, I had to take them out to breastfeed though.


inquisitiveeyebc

Some people's bodies react like the rings are infections or invasive. Your body sends white blood cells to fix it and you end up with white scabs. A couple showers a day rinses them off but they come right back. I assume wearing a bra doesn't help


[deleted]

Can't prevent it if they bleed from injury such as what I listed. You're hair or clothes ever get tangled and fuck em up early on? Lol


Logical_Signature803

try not to write ".." every 4 words challenge (impossible)


underseapeanut

I clean mine morning and night each day and they’ve been crusting for the 5 years I’ve had them


Valkyraria

Personally not for me.


EvilKage360

I've never found them attractive, they kind of take away from more than they give


Omnimpotent

It's like someone sticking a nail in your ice cream


[deleted]

I'm going to stop looking at Reddit today - no comment will be more perfect than this. Sir/madam, you are a sage and a poet.


Blinky_

An Omnimpoet, you might say.


InsertBluescreenHere

Agreed. Deff turn off for me


[deleted]

This is it for me. As a guy I don’t get the appeal at all. That being said, they would never be a deal breaker. I’m happily married now but at a time when a girl let’s me get to the point where nipples are a thing I’m probably going to be happy no matter what.


yeovii

Don’t get the appeal I don’t find them attractive either


karmagod13000

imagine having them when you 60. Are you at the country club playing golf with your piercing chafing under the sun?!


NurseDiesel62

Dude. I'm f-ing 60, newly single and thinking maybe I need my nips done, then I read this. Fine, but I think a tasteful barbell would kept them secured in the waistband of my skort on the tennis court at the club.


MechaSkippy

If you put a carabiner in, you could hook em to your belt loops.


NurseDiesel62

Taken my upvote!!


lucyyjayne

Tbh I never got the whole ‘it will look bad when you’re 60’ argument. Go get your nips done if you want them done!!


confabin

Also, if you decide you don't want it anymore...just take it out!?


Mila1023

The way people are not noticing the "waistband of my skort" part of your comment 😂😂😂 is making it even funnier, if possible. Thank you for your poetic imagery.


[deleted]

Dont let it deter you. I love mine. Had them for years, I have gold shields on mine and they make me feel like a badass warrior princess naked.


DeathGorgon

Oh god I know right? If only there was a way to make piercings only semi permanent. Maybe a clamp, or some sort of twist on option?


Billy___Beane

Can't you just take them out?


MasterPhart

Na, there's gotta be another way


110397

Our top scientists are working on thats as we speak


Traditional_Smell642

I had them through a lot of camping snd a lot of workouts. No chafing.


LucyVialli

Not a fan, on myself or others.


ridiculous_humberto2

truth to be told.. tbh If not properly cared for, nipple piercings can become infected. It's essential to keep the piercing clean, avoid touching it with dirty hands, and follow the aftercare recommendations to reduce the risk of infection or other complications.


Mila1023

They can also [complicate breastfeeding](https://lactationnetwork.com/blog/do-nipple-piercings-affect-breastfeeding/). Not an issue for many people, but it can be in some cases, and that is something to be aware of at least.


attackedmoose

I’m not really in to them tbh.


Soggney

I believe I'd need to study more of them before forming an opinion on this matter.


TrueEgon

On others ? kinda sexy. On myself ? kinda scary.


karmagod13000

what if it gets caught on a zipper but it's too late and you have pulled too hard?!


SwarleySwarlos

That's why you have two of them, in case one *gets lost*


SweetZayo

I hear you and I raise you snagging it on a loofah


CaptainAwesome06

Do you often wear clothes with zippers on the nipples?


ButtRobot

I'm a straight guy. I've been with ladies that have piercings and it really butters my biscuit. I don't know why, but to me it's super-attractive. Why am I like this?


DigNitty

Honestly yours is the first comment I’ve seen that is Pro-nipple piercing. I came here expecting there to be a mix. But it’s mostly “they taste bad” or “here’s the worst thing that can happen with them.” Don’t know why people are so down on them.


ButtRobot

I was also genuinely surprised


GangstaHoodrat

For real I didn’t know they were so contentious lol


skredditt

Sounds like metal nipples lube your gears, ButtRobot


heeywewantsomenewday

I love em as well, especially when you can see them through a top. God damn!


codemonkeh87

I'm the same, pro nipple piercings. Love it on women, that and some tattoos and yeah.... To me it's more about the confidence to rock it and not give a flying fuck what anyone else thinks too. Couldn't get them myself though, although I have some ear piercings and tattoos


avalon1805

For me too. Recently I went with some friends to do piercings, some of them suddendly decided to do nipple piercings. After they finished they were flashing their boobs all around showing them. I got akward because I find the nipple piercings super hot but these were my friends! Like, I wanted to see but it feel uncomfortable watching my friends' boobs lol. In a normal situation I wouldn't give a fuck, but goddamit those piercings


coprolite_hobbyist

I'm not a fan of the taste of metal.


Gloomy_Photograph285

What it it was a plastic piece of jewelry like the ones made for tongue piercings? I imagine it would still taste and feel like plastic but possibly better than metal. I had mine pierced when I was like 19. After Janet Jackson and the superbowl scandal, I put a sun shaped piece of jewelry in it like hers because it looked cool. I wrecked my car a couple of years later. The seatbelt ripped it out. That’s how my whole family found out I had it pierced lol they took it out in the hospital so it was in the bag when they gave my stuff back, I had a big bandage on my chest and blood was leaking through it before the nurse came back to change it out lol


bignastty

plastic jewellery can cause them to reject and get crusty and irritated


Gloomy_Photograph285

I had no idea, that makes perfect sense though.


Mike7676

I have a hilarious reaction story about a piercing reveal. My first wife had a little friend group in Germany of spouses and locals. They all had piercings of one sort of another.... except one. Peer pressure being a thing even in your 20's she decides it's her time. Keep in mind some of the group had multiple earrings, nose rings and so on. She gets her nipples done and tells no one until they all get together. She somehow managed to get the longest bar piercing available at that time. She's an A cup (being generous here). My wife said the first thing everyone thought was "Holy shit she's Pebbles from the Flintstones!!" New nickname sorted then and there.


Burnt_Your_Toast

A coworker of mine got them done just before our summer job started (she wanted to have enough time for it to heal so that she would still be able to swim at work). None of us really noticed (baggy shirts) and she was trying to find the right moment I guess to tell everyone she got them done. Well, that moment happened in a swimming pool. She still couldn't wear a bra but was okay to swim, and we found out when one of the kids we worked with saw her, saw the wet shirt clinging to her, and promptly pointed to her chest and yelled "my mom has the same piercings!" Mind you this kid was 12 so they knew very well what they were. We all looked at her and yep, she got her nipples pierced all right. Big rods like your friend. One of our coworkers started calling her Pebbles. She was embarrassed for a bit about it but at the end of the day after the kids had all left, we were driving back from something and she showed us them. I wasn't expecting to get flashed that day. My job had to mandate that girls *have* to wear a swim top under their swim shirts after that so that kids wouldn't look at their tits (also because we had some creepy kid incidents that same summer). A parent called and complained because their kid came home and started talking about their group leaders nipples with absolutely no context. She wasn't allowed to swim until she could wear a swim top underneath to avoid any more complaints.


Logical_Idea5334

Fucking love them...I seen some ...a long time ago...awesome...I will never forget


sparkledoom

I have them. After I got them, I remember realizing, oh no, I never thought about whether men would like them. I know *I* don’t like the feel of them in my mouth when I’m with someone who has piercings. But, then I thought, fuck that, these are for me! They were an aesthetic choice. I love my piercings and don’t care whether others do.


MeowForYes

Same. I have them and love the aesthetics. They're for me!


ZiggyStardust46

Same!!! I love how they make my boobs look 🪩


imlumpy

I would feel naked without mine. For the past year or so I've been debating taking them out so I can go braless with less self-consciousness, but thus far I can't bring myself to do it.


sparkledoom

I’m 7mo pregnant so I have to take mine out for breastfeeding soon. I’ve been putting it off because I’ve had them for over a decade and I’m so sad!


Darkmuse78

100% on this, ive had mine in for years. Never had any issues or complaints about them but i got them for me, no one else. Same as my tattoos. Never going to please everyone, so I do what I want for me. Either you accept it or not, either way is not going to affect me. :)


raiiina

Same I didn’t do them for others just for me. I was a bit insecure about that area and it helped me a lot


PapaChoff

The attitude is sexy. The piercings are a bonus.


kissdaylight

Saaaaammeee 🥰


jessiegirl459

This comment section is my “oh my god, I never even CONSIDERED!!!” moment. Remembering the look on my partners’ faces when I showed them brought me to your second conclusion lol


Avoiding101519

I dislike the metallic taste.


gr_hds

It's the quality of the jewelry


PM_me_tus_tetitas

Love them


h34tst

Username checks out


PM_me_tus_tetitas

lol I forget I selected this username, in all honesty I've never received a picture, I just thought it would be funny


Yisuscrais69

I would have to see them to know.


hahamtfkr

OW OW OW OW


jay22022

Case by case basis, willing to take a look.


naannygoat

I do think the small bars can be pretty cute. I used to know a girl who had hers pierced, she’d get these huge decorative nipple rings, and wear thin shirts so everyone and their mother could see the outline. Not a fan of that variation…


SprinklesMore8471

I don't mind them on naked breasts, but think they look stupid when they're visible through clothes.


iJustRoll

I like them because they're connected to titties and I love titties.


ThePhiff

I mean, I'm not a fan of them, but it's not like anyone wants my input on their teats.


tanbug

I don't like the look.


Merphee

Huge turn off.


Mariuxpunk007

Whatever floats your boat, man.


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Amen


Luke_cloud_surfer

Makes sexy women look sexier Makes ugly women look uglier Makes dudes look weird


Burnin_Brass_81

Poetry sir Pure poetry


Gullible-Middle-3217

I'm a male who got my left nipple pierced as a joke 8 years ago. Still have it. It's part of me now.


[deleted]

Ugly as hell. And I cringe thinking about them getting snagged on something and ripping out.


KingSram

That happened to me. Straightened a 14 gauge bar and pulled the end ball through. Now I have a split nipple.


Acrobatic-Ad1506

A splipple, if you will. But seriously, that sounds like agony.


KingSram

It was an instant pain. Took me a good while to look at the damage.


[deleted]

Omg I can’t imagine the pain and fear


Aearly1

I on the other hand think they are a turn on, you could definitely pull them off!


Herald_of_dooom

I prefer nipples without, but it's your body. It doesn't put me off though.


Low-Kangaroo-kenyon

Not as bad as a Prince Albert


might_be-a_troll

Yeah, I’ve been to Prince Albert Saskatchewan several times (I’m originally from Saskatoon) and i’d rather have a nipple piercing.


mentallyimnotpresent

Got them in college cause I got small titties and hated how they looked… Then I got them pierced and I loved how they made me look. Gave me confidence. Never had a partner not like them


bulbasaur8myhomework

I don't see the appeal


[deleted]

hot af on girls. man you people are a bunch of lamos.


jdmorgan82

Given the option, I’d pass.


nailbunny2000

Most of my ex's have had them as I tend to date alt girls, but I never really found them attractive/unattractive. What I did not like is they could get sore/infected and uncomfortable for her, or you'd just actually catch them in the wrong way and cause (unwanted) pain.


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I have two stories for this. First, when I was still in high school ages ago one of the kids in my gym class had his nipples pierced. He was one of those annoying shit talker types and not a particularly big guy, but he thought he was really cool. One day he had a small chain connecting the two. He started mouthing off to someone while in the locker room changing and they grabbed his chain and yanked it out. I still remember the ungodly scream as he's holding his bleeding chest and running away. Not sure what happened after that. Second, I dated a girl in Denver several years ago who had hers done. They looked good but the person who did them messed them up? I don't know, but if I did anything with them it would cause her extreme pain. So no boob play. That was a real buzz kill. Everything else with her was great, but I couldn't live with no boobies.


renekissien

I'm cool with it. If you want one, go for it, I don't care. It would not affect my opinion of a person. Personally, I find them neither sexy nor arousing, quite the opposite. The same goes for tattoos.


Midnight_Poet

Love them!


Iconoclassic404

If you want them, get them. If not, don't. And honestly, I'm indifferent. In the moment, my brain was more "boobies" than on the jewelry or lack there of.


amandamaniac

On men, it’s a no from me.


EarhornJones

I've never seen a nipple that I felt required additional adornment.


ThiccStarfishButt

My sister had them. She said they made her nipples forever hard. I don’t see… why you would want that all the time. Not for me, thanks.


feralgrandma

Like taking a beautiful masterpiece painting and throwing glitter on it


sparkledoom

As a woman who has nipple piercings and thinks glitter makes things better - I don’t think I’m taking this as you meant it, but I don’t disagree!


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly. A womans nipple is interesting enough as it is.


Cautious_Performer_7

Gross AF.


NorthStarZero

Mom, not this again...


Warlord_of_Mom

Not a fan.


ItIsRandomMan

Usually? Can't stand them. No purpose.


Apophylita

People with sensitive nipples would disagree about the no purpose.


throwawayrental11

That’s why I had mine done, the sensitivity used to make me feel dizzy and sick if something even slightly touched them.


Redbeard3209

Unattractive imo


RussianPropagandaB0T

I have nipple piercings but oddly enough I don't like them on other people lol


pucchiacca__

Same here lmao


Versorion

Turn off, decreases aesthetic


Spartanias117

Not a fan.


Doobledorf

Here's a weird one: I'm gay and I think they look hot as fuck on women and pretty meh on men. I think it's cause aesthetically I like it, but I don't want to interact with 'em.


Brolociraptor

I actually dig them, as long as the piercing isn't a hanger.


[deleted]

As an owner of one pierced and one not pierced nipple - I’m a fan.


pepperz2jz

Smash


P0ssumCORE

Man, woman whatever it's kinda hot lmao. As long as they are both pierced. All or nothing baybeeeeeee.


Limesmack91

I don't like any type of piercing to be honest, never did anything for me. On the contrary, I often get the intrusive thought of what would happen if they got stuck on something and ripped out, especially with things like surface piercings


sonia72quebec

I don't like piercings in general, so they are a big nope for me.


Longjumping-Math445

Mine are pierced. My nips never been very sensitive during fun times, so even before getting them pierced i never liked nipple play. My bf used to love pinching, pulling, sucking etc. on me so much they did become sore and chafe at one point, so when i got them pierced he had to actually restrain himself (he's very "i bother you because i love you" puppy dog energy) I have multiple tattoos and piercings; not enough to look like a newspaper print pin cushion but enough where someone knows "shes done this before". All of my tattoos and piercings are technically useless to me, i only have them for the visual prettyness. My breasts are not tiny (DD) so wearing gaudy jewelry behind a thin shirt is NOT an option for me, but imo the bigger bouncing when the girls are free reflects the light better for my jewelry lmao


RepulsiveSkin2

unnecessary, and not erotic.


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StarvationCure

I have them and I love them. My boyfriend loves them too.


Actuallygrace__

douchy


[deleted]

I find the whole thin shirt piercings showing through to be trashy, but I don’t care about the piercings themselves.


punksmostlydead

I physically recoiled at your username.


grumpyfrench

not a fan


4shavid

Who are these people buying brass piercings and not cleaning them. Ick. Get yourself someone who wants to take care of their piercings, then tug away!


drthsideous

Wow, whole bunch of squares in these comments.


Lotsofun768

It's a big turnoff for me.


Orfeoula_Victor

I find them hot but im scared the bar gonna get ripped out


Sjacxs

Ruins a perfect nipple for me


CruddyRebel

Not a fan. How am I supposed to suck those titties?


maybeistheanswer

Major turn off for me.


Icehawk101

Honestly, I kind of like them. I'm not a big fan of excessive piercings. I don't generally find women with dozens of eyebrow, lip, nose, cheek piercings attractive, but I do like nipple bars.


kungfulover17

SUPER hot🥵


purple_lassy

I (40F) have had mine for about 6 months now. First thought; it hurt worse than I was expecting and I was expecting pain. Secondly; they get caught and or snagged on everything!! Door frames, seatbelts, my dog, everything is the Devil!! If I knew now what I didn’t know then, I would not do it. I’d get rid of them now but I’ve worked so hard these 6 months to keep them that I haven’t been able to take them out just yet, and my husband really likes the look.


[deleted]

One of my ex’s had them, I loved sucking on her titties. I approve of women getting nipple piercings.


ZeroAfro

It's very sexy on women, but im not into men, so I don't really think anything other than that it's neat on them.


Morgan-joydestroyer

Not a fan. I like belly button piercings, though 🤷🏾‍♂️


johngknightuk

They play havoc with my fillings


bardukasan

If you're hot they're hot. If you're not they're not. Seeing them through clothing makes me think you are probably fun.


willthesane

I'm a guy. It a eems painful.


Eh-I

Call me able-ist, but I prefer when they stand without a crutch.


luxi_yes

Ouch


ResortAway7065

No good for my teeth 😫


Final_Objective_6204

Not my cup of tea personally. Every time I see someone with them it makes my own nipples hurt. But to each their own. If someone wants them done I say go for it! You can always remove them.


[deleted]

I find them sexy on women. The taste isn’t the best, but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. What’s really incredible is when they manage to hide it and it’s a surprise piercings. It’s like a present!


UraraBowa

My nipples are tpo small for them. Also I don't even wanna imagine my piercing getting stuck somewhere and ripping off along with my poor pink nip.


changerofbits

As an avid boob admirer and nipple fondler and sucker, they just feel awkward and in the way. Like, I know it depends on the pierced’s nipple sensitivity and piercings can enhance the wearer’s enjoyment, but I just prefer how an unskewered nipple feels in my hand and mouth so I can regulate the amount of stimulation applied without accidentally catching the piercing and it being too much at the wrong time during foreplay or orgasm buildup. And aesthetically, it’s a wash for me. Like, having a gander at nipple outlines through clothing is just as good for me with or without the piercing if attention is the goal, and piercings don’t matter when nude. And that’s regardless of breast size/shape/look if the motivation for the piercing is to compensate for unhappiness with breast appearance (and the truth is that all boobs are awesome, regardless of how size/shape/look/piercing).


ResidentItem8093

They are disgusting and people who do it should go die in a hole.


Royal_Case_4776

I've had mine for about 10 years. Still love it. The jewellery can be a pain, i had a snake ring that got caught on everything. Plastic bar in atm and it's been reyt 👍


black594

Only sith deal in absolutes