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Notcho_Mekhanic

Who the fuck is this?


[deleted]

“I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”


Huge_Water_4702

The number you have dialed is powered off please hang up and try again


okay_victory_yes

"Go."


LoveDistinct

Thank you for calling the IRS, how can I direct your call?


Deep-Translator-4642

“The fuck you want this time?”


queenerizzabeth

When they dont answer anything at all and just listen to you go "hello?" Multiple times on purpose


WILDMAN1102

"Make it quick. I'm busy."


gemmanotwithaj

You’re a c*nt *hangs up*


Ok-Midnight-6274

“What do you want?” 😂


ForrestTrumpJr

"This better not be a waste of my time..."


mac_128

My time is valuable, you have 3 seconds.


blankyblankblank1

"Yeah?" doesn't matter who is calling.


[deleted]

When I was inpatient a friend of mine answered the phone and said who the fuck is this… it was my dad. He was not happy 😂


SpookyVoidCat

“Hold on I’m doing something else right now.” And then they just put you on hold or just leave the phone somewhere and leave you hanging while they finish up their other call or make their sandwich or whatever else they were doing, trapping you in that situation for however long they take. If you weren’t ready to commit to the phone call, don’t pick up!!!


KARAZINUS26

Pick up and don't answer, just wait 5 seconds and hang up.


TotemicLeonidas

Ghostbusters, whaddya want!?


Necessary-Bottle3333

Talk.


open_minded_to_ideas

What do you want


PBRbeard

"Tony's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce"