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suplexhell

beef and i swing at the first person i see


bumjiggy

lol nice. I'm busting out the chops


Jakeinspace

And a whole load of punch


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Bringing the classic knuckle sandwiches


ImASolid7OnAGoodDay

But if you got beef, I’m a vegetarian


bstyledevi

AND I AINT FUCKING SCARED OF HIM


MrDoom4e5

Don't trust a hoe!


OllyOllyOxenBitch

3OH!3 lyrics in the current year, what a time to be alive (cause a hoe won't trust me)


FreeTheFrailSS

She wants to touch me


justletmepostplz

Oh oh


NonarbitraryMale

Beer and same.


BootBitch13

This actually made me lol


JTNotJamesTaylor

Bourbon BBQ beans Loaded mashed potatoes (cheese, bacon, scallions… mmm)


DumbbellDiva92

I love baked beans but always hate that the portions of them at BBQs seem to be so small. I remember my aunt had a BBQ and there were pounds of meat in various forms available, but a single can of baked beans for like 12 people. I’m like, I don’t want to be the person who doesn’t leave enough for everyone else, but I could demolish that whole can myself never mind splitting it with 10 other people. TL;DR bless you for bringing beans


Stabbymcappleton

The smallest container of baked beans I’ve ever made for a BBQ was one gallon. It got wiped out. Same with deviled eggs. A dozen makes a finished 2 dozen. All wiped out. Another dozen hard boiled eggs makes for about 10 pounds of potato salad. That alone takes nearly all day the day before.


Zealousideal-Slide98

You can never make too many deviled eggs. One dozen, two dozen, four dozen, doesn’t matter. You will leave the party with an empty plate at the end.


Dighty

That mash sounds incredible. Thanks for the idea!


Todd1803

Super easy baked potato casserole using shredded hash browns, bacon, sour cream, scallions, and shredded cheese. Always a hit.


boric_blow

Homemade mac and cheese and a case of beer. Can't go wrong.


heyitsEnricoPallazzo

My mom’s potato salad


baconwaffle

Showwww me potato salad!


9gagDolphinSex

That is still one of the funniest jokes on Family Guy


[deleted]

It’s the apocalypse episode from season one right?


NotSoAverageStoner

Season 2 episode 3 "Da Boom" [Show me potato salad!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ_cHxLzPWQ)


taylor_the_hater

I still say this whenever someone says potato salad and no one ever knows what I’m talking about


psymonprime

"Still? After all this time?"


Tarah_with_an_h

Always.


pendletonskyforce

That line lives rent free in my head.


Sephonez

Your mom's potatoe salad is pretty damn good.


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I-eat-feng-mains

I also choose this guys' moms' potato salad


AtlEngr

Your Mom jokes aside, this recipe really elevates potato salad. If you want to geek out read the article where he boiled the potatos different ways with dye in the water to measure absorption. https://www.seriouseats.com/classic-potato-salad-recipe That being said it does make a huge batch and takes a lot of ingredients so it’s really better suited for big gatherings.


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She def knows how to toss a salad.


Tro_au

So good I even have it for breakfast


Booze-brain

Potato salad at a cook out is a lot like vagina. You can't just eat anyones.


Verbal_HermanMunster

Probably Christine. She likes BBQs.


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I was gonna say usually Jenny, but my wife doesn't like her.


NightHawkVC25a

What is Jenny's number? Is it 867-5309? Damn you Tommy Tutone!!!


wizard_of_awesome62

I believe Lou Bega said a little bit of Sandra in the sun. So Sandra is ideal for BBQs.


Watintsew

Dolma - my partner’s family’s passed down recipe for grape leaves stuffed with rice, lemon, onion, and dill. Prepared a day in advanced and served chilled so they’re really light and refreshing on a hot day.


holysmokesiminflames

omfg yessssss. I end up having none of the mains and all of the dolma when my mom makes it. We go to parks and pick the grape leaves we find to prepare it. In Eastern Ontario, concord grapes grow in the wild. The leaves work for dolma. :)


MesaAdelante

You just gave me an idea. I remember my mom always complaining about the jar of vine leaves being too tough, or too small, or too big, etc. Then she wouldn’t want to make them again for months. I’m planning some landscaping and I will have to plant a grapevine. Is there one that works best, or should I just go with what grows well where I am?


schnucken

Warning: you will never go back to jarred leaves! The fresh ones are best right now, while they're just big enough to roll but haven't gotten tough yet.


TragedyPornFamilyVid

I have 7 grapevines and no dolma recipe. Do you have one you'd willingly share?


Extra_Comfortable365

Soooo good. They were my Lebanese grandma’s go-to for family gatherings. It kills me that I never got her recipe before she passed away.


VicRambo

Beer


Lamacorn

Or other alcohol. Those alcoholic seltzer are very popular, often go faster than the beer.


oe_throwaway_1

ain't no laws when you're drinkin' claws


ThatsRickRossForYa

Claw IS the law, I don't care what anyone says, especially those 8% Surges. Just so fuckin expensive though.


seeyam14

I suspiciously developed a beer allergy around the time hard seltzers gained popularity in 2017


Lamacorn

They even have canned cocktails now. All sorts of options. It’s great.


HAL-Over-9001

I just had a blueberry and raspberry (some berry combo) mule in a can, 10% ABV. It was actually fantastic.


GhostOfYourLibido

I’ll never go back to beer when outside in the summer. The seltzers are so refreshing on a hot day! They will get on your ass if you have too many though, they just go down so easy!


Outgrabe

Thai pineapple and cucumber salad always goes down well.


TannyBoguss

Please share recipe


Outgrabe

This seems most like the ingredients list I use: https://www.food.com/recipe/thai-cucumber-and-pineapple-salad-503445 It's important to use fresh pineapple, not tinned. The fish sauce/lime/chilli dressing really makes it!


procrastinatorsuprem

Yes please.


Jade_GL

I make an Asian Cucumber salad that is super easy and always is a hit. It's sliced cucumber, peanuts and a soy sauce dressing. That's pretty much it.


phishtrader

I add chili paste, sesame oil, cilantro, and lime juice. It's a great way to use up homegrown cucumbers in the summer when they're coming out of your ears.


MisterEinc

Deviled Egss


aphra2

Same. I love breaking out my DE tray collection.


MisterEinc

You know someone is serious when they have dedicated egg trays. Any recipes you're particularly proud of? I think my best so far has been chorizo, Spanish olives, and manchego cheese. Prep the chorizo like you would if you're making fresh bacon bits. Season the yolks with adobo powder and a pinch of apple cider vinegar. Garnish with olive, chorizo, grated manchego, and Chipotle powder.


Sma93

I hate making deviled eggs but I really love them. My go-to recipe when I make them is just to add pesto. Always been a hit every time I bust them out, I'm just lazy and don't like cooking


mini6ulrich66

Once I learned how to peel them with a spoon it felt like much less of a chore. The actual boiling and making of the filling and even piping for me were nowhere near as time consuming as peeling. And I'd usually end up completely destroying a few in the process. :(


muchomistakes

Mind explaining the spoon/peeling bit? Can’t just leave that out there :)


mini6ulrich66

Take your egg and tap it all over with the "bowl" of the spoon to crack up the outer shell. Then using the edge of the spoon, slide it in between the shell and egg. You'll want to keep the "bowl" out so it's kind of hugging the egg. Now you can fairly easily just run the spoon around the inside of the egg and clear and rinse the shell. Here's a video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmWPxDHSNWk


costhedog

That's the most satisfying thing I'm going to see all day.


Flahdagal

I cheat and buy the pre-boiled pre-peeled eggs from the deli case and use a sandwich bag to pipe in the filling.


Flahdagal

Girl, sit next to me. Deviled egg plate club!


courtofknights

I'd eat deviled eggs as the main course.


AncientMumu

Watermelons.


FTwo

4 people showed up with watermelons at last year's BBQ. This year it is a banned item. 😁


Manny_Bothans

Presentation is everything with watermelon. You gotta bring em almost freezing cold with a chilled platter and cut that shit up into nice inviting slices or they just sit there uncut all bbq gettin warm in the sun. Few things as nice as an ice cold slice of watermelon on a hot day.


FTwo

I am a member of the "cut a hole in it and stick in a fifth of alcohol" cult. Although it isn't always a good idea with coworkers. 🙂


Gegopinh

You're right, every time I try to stick a fifth of alcohol in one of my coworkers I get sent to HR


Astronaut_Chicken

"Stay STILL, David! Stop making such a FUSS."


g1ngertim

I rarely make it past cutting the hole.


CheesyGarlicPasta

That’s why you need a signup spreadsheet so you don’t have people bringing duplicates.


Socialworklife

We were just joking last week that watermelon is awesome at the beginning of summer barbecues, but by mid-summer, we’re like no more! It’s such an easy side but everyone brings one to our barbecues and it’s easy to get tired of them!


Ol_Pasta

Oh god, I mean I have eating disorders, but there have been summers when all I've eaten were watermelons because I fricking **love** them. Until one sudden day when -without a warning- I will be physically unable to eat even the littlest bit of watermelon.


LaMalintzin

I love the watermelon salads that have been popular at cookouts in the last decade or two. I usually see them with blueberries, feta, and mint, but I’ve had other good combos too.


AncientMumu

We mix them with strawberries and indeed a touch of mint. For some reason a small addition of mint does make it that much fresher.


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Salad, I'm shit at cooking


Snoo-35252

Salad is always welcome at a barbecue!!


dude_named_will

However, don't expect to make friends. Because ...


LizneyPrincess

You don't win friends with salad!


M-Sal

Macaroni salad or potato salad. Shrimp is always nice, but.. Can be expensive. A cheese platter with crackers, pepperoni and ham.


Chubby_nuts

Tabouleh


LaMalintzin

First cookout I went to with my chef bf he told me he would bring the side and he made the best tabbouleh, plus I loved that he chose a fresher/lighter salad than you expect at some cookouts. 11 years later and I still ask for grain and pasta salads all summer.


Itchy-Mind7724

My favorite thing to bring is a Greek orzo salad. Sometimes I even sub the orzo with banza chickpea rice. Everyone loves it either way.


Palliewallie

Almost a year or so ago I discovered Tabouleh. Man, that shit is great! Such a nice dish


chrisinWP

Bag of ice


RGBargey

I can't tell if you're being a smartarse or an actual genius because here in the UK, bags of ice are never well stocked in shops. On the few occasions when it's needed everywhere gets sold out so quickly. Turning up with a bag of ice to a BBQ in the UK would impress some people, unless they prepared in advance. Then you would just look cheap.


chrisinWP

My thinking, there's never enough ice. Here in the U.S., it's pretty easy to find a 5 lb. (2.2 kg) bag of ice in any convenience store. Ice - you never think of it, until there's none around


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oh-my-dog

This salad with mango, sweetcorn, chilli and avocado. So good https://thehappyfoodie.co.uk/recipes/grilled-corn-and-quinoa-salad-mango-tomatoes-herbs-avo-feta/


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Timely. I'm going to a BBQ tonight. I can't make any of my go-to sides. I'm bringing BBQ pulled chicken sliders (one guest is muslim otherwise it'd be pulled pork). and two orange-scented olive oil cakes. One cake will have a chocolate ganache glaze and the other is dusted with bourbon vanilla sugar.


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I'm usually the one to bring the meat because I have a very reputable local butcher near my home.


Dangerous_Sir_442

she has the meats


cupidstuntlegs

Cowboy caviar


veganmomPA

Brilliant. I love this stuff.


Ol_Pasta

I have no idea what it is, so it kinda sounds nsfw to me, lol.


beachrocksounds

It’s a chip dip with whole beans, pico de gallo, corn, some other stuff, I think. Served chilled. It’s bomb


tyson_3_

Potato salad and Mac and cheese.


GuiltyGlow

The fact that I had to scroll down this far to find mac & cheese, which is a staple BBQ side, is nuts. If I show up to your BBQ and there's no mac & cheese, I'm out of there without question.


_manicpixie

Antipasto pasta salad It’s an Italian dressing based salad with chunks of peppers, cheeses pasta and meats Also, I’ll usually bake something. Cupcakes or cookies (peanut butter and raspberry jam thumbprints and/or iced lemonade cookies are crowd pleasers)


500SL

You are invited to all of my parties!


coellan

Last BBQ I went to I brought a banana cake with panache icing. I like to bring something different each time, unless someone requests a favorite.


Acenterforants333

I read this too fast and thought it said banana cake with pancake icing and I was so interested lmao


1ftm2fts3tgr4lg

Pancake icing = pancakes, crumbled in a food processor, add maple syrup just enough to get it soggy and sticking together, spread it on the cake like icing. I could go for that on a banana cake.


loveloveyourself7

Pasta salad


eggswoodhouse

Oh man ready for a side that will change your life? I call it gnocchi salad! It’s got those good carbs that a BBQ side needs, with some acid and sweetness to balance it out. I found this on a NYT recipe site in some form and have been completely obsessed with it ever since. Get a packet of shelf stable gnocchi and toast them in the oven. No boiling, just throw those suckers on a sheet pan with a little olive oil and bake for ~20-30 min at 400F. While those are toasting up, cut up a red onion, some cherry tomatoes, and some basil. Any ratio you want depending on what you like. Toss those in a bowl with a tbsp of balsamic vinegar and 0.25c olive oil. When the gnocchis are done, toss them in the bowl too and mix all together. Add salt and pepper to taste. This dish is SO easy and tastes about a million times better than a read through of the ingredients would indicate. The gnocchi end up being like little crunchy chewy potatoey dreams made even better by the rest of the ingredients. EDIT: including [link](https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1023260-crispy-gnocchi-with-tomato-and-red-onion?smid=ck-recipe-iOS-share) to the actual recipe here for any of those interested - looks like I adapted a bit since I originally read it, and I definitely play a little fast and loose with measurements while cooking, so adapt to your tastes!


Therldre

Good baked beans and cole slaw.


liceyscalp

Banana pudding with the Nilla wafers.


Professional-Belt805

Same here. I’m always asked to make the banana pudding. My grandma taught me how to make it at a young age. Now I perfected it. What I wouldn’t give to be able to make another one with her again.


WriterofRohan82

Assorted cut up vegetables and roasted potato fries


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Frosti-Feet

Share your pickled egg recipe? I grew up eating them but haven’t been able to find a recipe online that I like.


positive_express

I'm all about the highway produce stop jalapeño pickled quail eggs.


thmonster

Garlic cream mushrooms. Get the biggest saute pan you have got and cook up a load of mushrooms in garlic butter then add a load of single cream to it, cook until it thickens up and serve in a big pot along side some toasted polish grandmother bread with raw garlic rubbed it it drizzled with olive oil. So much garlic but so damned tasty.


jbartlettcoys

Did a 30 person bbq last weekend and there were 3 vast tubs of different slaws, all got eaten. Fuckin kilos of the stuff. A simple cabbage, onion and carrot in a mixture of mayo and yoghurt is the cost-effective king imo. I also like making pasta salad and adding a few pickled beetroots, turns the whole thing a delightful shade of pink and always gets comments for that alone.


Whilhelm

Mushroom. Remove the stem, fill it with garlic and fine herb cheese, roll it in bacon and place on the grill. You'll thank me later. Edit : typo


TangerineNo5805

We definitely have different mushrooms in mind.


RumpleDumple

Going to s BBQ on shrooms sounds unpleasant


Virtual-Patience5908

Fill those mfers with spinach artichoke dip and bake em. Fuego.


codece

weed


Glad-Revolution44

Come over tonight. Will have a bbq just for you.


bonos_bovine_muse

Just because you put a frozen pizza on the Weber doesn’t make it a barbecue.


itp757

What if it's a BBQ chicken pizza?


GorgeGoochGrabber

Fucking got em


itsfeckingfreezing

I bet you are invited to every bbq


AB-G

Definitely makes people eat more lol


BallsMahogany_redux

Mac n cheese and Cole slaw are two must haves with BBQ


Brett707

smoked mac and cheese Mozzarella watermelon salad Smoked Blackberry Bourbon Cobbler Street Corn Salad Pineapple Pig Shots Bacon Ranch Cheese Ball Bites Smoked Chex Mix Hobak Bokkeum (Stir-fried Zucchini)


parrsuzie

Smoked Queso! Always a hit!


pregnantandsober

I made a street corn salad once and it was da bomb. My go-to is usually mac and cheese but I need to remember that one.


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Toothpicks. Need to hold a sandwich together? Have a toothpick. Something in your teeth? A toothpick. Feeling nervous? Toothpick.


mountaineer04

Have a beef with your pro wrestling foe and want to add insult to injury? Toothpick!


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I hate cooking but I LOVE to bake so I’m bringing chocolate chip cookies (last year I switched it up with s’mores cookies) and fruity pebbles style rice Kirstie treats!


IAmInBed123

I make that couscous with mint ,fetta and pommegrenate. It's really nice and refreshing, has a bit of everything and basically only chopping stuff.


Callipygian_1

Elotes casserole!


AuxNimbus

Coooorn and corn bread


kemba_sitter

Can't believe corn bread is so low down. Extremely easy to make, and *guaranteed* to be 100% eaten, unlike some weird ass salads mentioned here.


strxwberrytea

I swear stepping into these comments was like stepping into a portal to an alternative dimension. I had to scroll pretty far to even see Mac and cheese


zardozLateFee

Greek salad! Cucumbers, tomatoes, feta, olive oil & vinegar. Just throw it all together and give it a few shakes and it's perfect to serve few hours later.


bonos_bovine_muse

Guac. I used to chop up all kinds of veg into it, but less really is more with guacamole. These days, it’s just a diced Serrano, a clove or two of garlic, two pinches of salt, and a pinch of cumin; fresh-squeezed lime juice is the only thing I’ll add in quantity. The real trick is to buy the avocados a little firm, and let them soften up for a couple days on the counter, but this can also bite you in the ass; mine had definitely gone brown and mushy by Memorial Day morning, RIP.


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fake-august

Watermelon feta salad (with mint/honey dressing).


baconwitch00

Esquites (Mexican Street Corn Salad) https://www.seriouseats.com/esquites-mexican-street-corn-salad-recipe


Creative_Recover

Overnight marinated chicken wings & thighs


CondomBalloonAnimals

Salt potatoes.


NauseousSource

Pasta salad. I actually prefer eating potato salad, but I don't like the hassle of peeling the potatoes, so I bring pasta salad and hope someone else will bring a vegetarian potato salad.


Occiferr

I actually like to use red skinned potatoes and leave the skin on just make sure to scrub the shit outta them. i like the texture and look way more. Worth a try.


TTIsurvivors

I have no friends so no one has invited me to a bbq🥺


Ivymantled

If you hold a BBQ I will come, and bring a side dish of hugs


Admirabletooshie

My hugs are a main course.


deadevilmonkey

Baked beans


giantvoice

With Bacon bits.


CapG_13

Lots of hunger (I usually just take beer)


CBus660R

My man! There's always too much food. Someone's gotta bring the appetite and minimize the leftovers.


kaewan

Broccoli salad


Wise_Neighborhood499

I make a half pork butt’s worth of Carolina-style bbq and bring a vinegar-based sauce. I’m usually late, so I always say I’m bringing the second course. Does it outshine whatever meat is on the grill? Yeah. Do I care? Hell no.


Az0riusMCBlox

I'm surprised nobody else mentioned potato chips or certain soft drinks yet.


fireopalbones

We’re embarrassed


Stardustchaser

These are when people have a little time to flex


alucardu

Steamed hams.


Nailbunny676

Only if you're going to a BBQ in Albany, ny.


leafs1985

you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled...


lathir92

Wine, beer or dessert.


sweetlikesugga

Cesar salad


RohmanOnTwitch

Home made fermented mango and birdseye chilli hot sauce. Last batch I had was brewing for 9 months.


twinkieeater8

Cheddar biscuits


DublinChap

Baked mac and cheese with toasted breadcrumbs and a 3 cheese blend.


itp757

Green bean casserole. It's always the first side to go.


Rush7en

I make a mean coleslaw.


Narrow-Lynx-6355

Cheesy wedges


Stay-Thirsty

I’ve got this Zucchini sun gratin recipe that even if you don’t like zucchini, you’ll most likely enjoy this treat. Typically for a larger gathering Guaranteed nobody else will have the same dish. For more personal gatherings, I’m usually in charge of dessert.


psychAdelic

Depends what the host wants and need. But I typically offer between lentil salad, veggie or fruit tray, or samosas. People love samosas because you don't need a fork or plate to eat them.


infinite_awkward

German potato salad (because 1. bacon and 2. no mayo) or French bread tartines


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Woman_from_wish

Sour apple Coleslaw. I like to add extra fresh shredded purple cabbage to my bag of pre shredded cabbage. I then mix in apple cider vinegar, parsley, pepper, and marzetti slaw dressing. Dash each of salt and sugar. I'll top my bowl with a large pinch of chopped apple.


MrGabogabo

Smoked cream cheese or elote done on the traeger


Femmefatele

BLT (bacon, lettuce, and tomato) macaroni salad. I add in thinly sliced celery, carrot shavings, chunks of mozzarella cheese and homemade ranch dressing to it along with the bacon, lettuce, tomato, and macaroni. A nummy cold macaroni salad goes with anything!


TildaTinker

Corn and feta fritters. Really yum and fun to say.


Seniormano

Cucumber & onion salad - something fresh to go with all the heavy stuff!


MrDagon007

Potato salad, German style


Chickadee12345

Deviled eggs. Or cole slaw. If I'm doing a dessert I usually make some kind of cheesecake.


Spoonerize_Duck_Fat

Quick crowd-pleasing salad: Cherry tomatoes cut in half, basil, Kalamata olives (pitted, obviously), throw in some olive oil and a splash of red wine vinegar. Done. Delicious and easy.


AggravatingOne3960

Potato salad


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Macaroni salad


corkscrewfork

Depending on the type of BBQ, it's either potato salad or guac and salsa


Krashcat5

Black bean salad


Mastr_Blastr

Cornbread casserole


TangerineNo5805

Bread and garlic butter


Arniepepper

My wife generally.


Spectronautic1

Garlic bread


UnoriginalUse

Cornbread and peach cobbler.


ERRORMONSTER

Jalapeño corn. Glass 13x9 dish, dump in 3 drained cans of white shoepeg corn, a stick of room temp butter, 3 diced jalapeños, a block (8oz) of room temp cream cheese, and a bag (2 cups) of sharp cheddar or Mexican (asadero, cheddar, monterey jack, and queso quesadilla) cheese. Stir to combine then bake at 350 for 45 minutes. Stir again.