A woman I went out with a couple of times once told me my voice becomes sexy when we have sex and also that I was better than her husband in bed. She thought she was complimenting me but that was the last time I met her coz when we met she told me was divorced but apparently she wasn’t. Never wanted to be with someone who was cheating and still regret it to this day.
No baby sloth, but I had a friend who liked to talk to me at night because my voice soothed her to sleep. She would get drunk and call me and tell me I should narrate audio books.
No the statement itself is an insult. The person on question meant it as a compliment but they are mentally ill so it didn’t register as an insult to them.
It was sweet in a weird way.
In my language, the compliment would have sounded even prettier, because "nostrils" are called "Nasenflügel" (nose wings).
But don't try to [fly with them](https://giphy.com/gifs/fallontonight-tonight-show-kate-mckinnon-2zoIAtsSiX0WruazAL). 😉
honestly i feel like being mixed race really throws people when they try to guess where you’re from. i’m half indian, half british but i get asked if i’m hispanic, mediterranean and middle eastern😭 literally a few days ago i was at a party with mostly south asian people and when i said i was half indian there was a collective “ohhh” as if it was some puzzle they had all been trying to figure out😂😭
Lol. It's really funny but just so you know there are manyyy Indians who have light skin color! Btw i'm curious about the person who called you indian though...was he Indian?
I dated a cardiology nurse before meeting my wife. In public, she would hold my forearms across the table where we were sitting and just run her fingers along my veins.
I had to get a blood test done once and my mom was in the room. The nurse looked at my veins and goes, "your veins are beautiful, I can tell that you work out." I just kind of laughed and said thanks, and my mom looked down and smiled. I know I have good veins, but she had to be messing with me
Nah I think that was sincere, nurses love veins that make taking blood easy (ive complimented a friend on his veins, part jealousy as mine are so crap they end up having multiple people trying and then having to get an ultrasound technician to find one, so I notice when people have good ones)
As someone who's only decent win in the genetic lottery is my calves, I would be extremely thankful.
Not sure why mine are as nice as they are, but I'm a calves man living in an ab man's world.
Something interesting I found out from the internet, is people with foot fetishes like to randomly throw in some "normal" compliment to people with nice feet,.
I delivered bread to grocery stores in the 90’s and when I decided to change routes, the young lady who had always checked me in told me she’d really miss the sound of my voice
Isn't it though! Such an intimate thing as well, like you might say to a partner of many years when they go away for work or something.
This woman had a whole fantasy life in her head about the bread delivery man lol awwww
One time I was at the doctor for some lower back pain getting an ultra sound and the tech looked me dead in the eye and said "you have really nice kidneys. They're very plump." Best strange compliment I ever received.
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Dated a musclehead guy who was amazed by my f cups and wanted to weigh them on his food scale. Of course a guy obsessed with lifting weights is impressed by the weight i carry around on my chest.
A friend of mine tried to weigh her head on a scale at the grocery store in Highschool. A worker walked by and loudly stated that “airheads don’t weigh very much”….
One of the best burns I’ve ever heard.
That's the most common way to use intelligence as a weapon, at least from day to day people,. Other then that the only other way to explain this without making YOU sound like a bad person is if the person who said this to you was doing it in a attempt to manipulate you, I could be horribly wrong on all of these though 😂
I was in a nightclub in Holland back in the 80s and a beautiful girl walked up to me as I was standing with my mates and says you have beautiful eyes and sheepishly walked away. I still think about that every now and again all these years later. By the time it had registered she was lost in the crowd so I never really got a chance to reply.
I was taking classes to be a teacher in college before I went into medicine, and one of our classes was "Practice teaching". Basically they gave you a subject topic, you 'taught' it to your classmates, and they wrote down anonymous remarks on how you can improve afterwards. Some of the remarks were "Stand up straight" or "Avoid walking too much". But one piece of paper said "You have beautiful eyes" and below it was "I like your voice" written by the same person.
I never did find out who told me that. I was weirded out at the time, but a few years later I'm riding that high.
“Beautiful eyes” is the most normal compliment ever. It feels nice to be told that, but I was hoping for something juicy. Something wild. Something mofuggin’ *more*, now can you dig that, brudda?
I think one of the first things I said to one of my step brothers as a child was "You have beautiful eyes" To be fair the man has like CRYSTAL blue eyes even as an adult
I complimented really hard the eyes of some girl that sat next to me in college. It was like "hey" "hey" 5 seconds of staring in shock at how incredible her eyes were and then tell her. We hanged out for years and sometimes it would just be chatting looking into each others eyes because it felt almost spiritual, like staring at the northern lights.
I had a phone interview for a job once for a design position, and when I mentioned I went to Australia for a holiday once, the lady stopped the interview process and didn't hire me on the spot on the basis that my lifestyle was just too extreme and could not possibly be happy in a boring design position. She legit then kept me on the phone telling me how brave I was going to a country filled with crocodiles and spiders and emus, and I must do a lot of surfing and skydiving and be extremely interesting while also ripped and have the greatest personality.(These were literally her words)
It was funny and confusing to hear, I wanted to burst her bubble so bad because I am probably the furthest away from how she described me. I don't know if she wanted to let me down softly I didn't get the job by complimenting me on my extreme (non existent) lifestyle, or if she was just a complete nutter.
Anyway I took my weird compliments, and said thank you.
Similarly, back in the early 00s, there was a craze among teenagers of wearing contact lenses to change their eye colour. I was asked if I was wearing contact lenses. I don’t. My eyes are hazel green, a colour a lot of people in my class were changing their eye colour to, with contact lenses. I took it as a compliment
A few weeks ago, a security guard at a weed dispensary told me I looked like I could punch through a brick wall. He was a little guy. I'm still not sure what to do with that statement.
Had a check for things in your history so I could compliment honestly but weirdly, the coolest thing about you (that I could tell from a quick check, I'm sure real you is more easily complimentable) is that you aren't a foot fetishist so keep bullying people into socks and/or closed toe shoes. You are doing the non foot fetishists of the world a valuable service!
someone once told me that i was too fit (british for hot) to "fuck" because he didn’t want to ruin my looks. not sure if he planned on disfiguring me or…
*me being a petite lesbian in a warehouse this guy sees me tossing boxes*
“Dang you’re strong I know you be beating your significant other like “boom boom”.”
I think something was wrong with him..
It doesn’t take Einstein to figure that out, and I get comments on my shoulders all the time but for some reason – the way she said it just creeped me out.
A lady at work told me "you sound like you should be on a horse". I have a deep voice and a kind of ghetto accent so Idrk if it was a compliment, but I took it as such since she got embarrassed when I laughed and said "what?".
Last girl I dated before my wife just over 18 years ago. First time we got physical, upon undressing she made the comment "well, I guess anal's off the table." It didn't really register and I was kind of disappointed in the moment until she explained why. I've walked tall ever since.
While sitting in a group, another girl was staring at my mouth and started touching her teeth. I asked her what the deal was and she said “I love your pointy teeth so much. I’m going to ask my dentist to file mine down like yours”.
My doctor who was a middle aged woman when I was like 13 said I had a nice package during the part of my physical where she checked my nuts. And that I’d be popular with the ladies. Didn’t really think about it until recently but kinda weird lol
I was at a nail salon with my mom, and a random lady kept staring at me. I was wondering why until she eventually said "You have really nice eyebrows."
"Nice cock" in the Field Museum of Science and Industry bathroom, by a 12 y/o kid who skipped all of open urinals to stand right next to me (I was a white M 25 y/o). The kid attempted to "pet" my unit, I brushed him aside, and he then ran away (I was in midstream, and didn't consider following him, right then). I went to the Security Office (right down the hall) to report the incident, knocked on the door (which was partially open). The door opened fully, the male Security official had porno mags opened up all over his desk, and he was clearly getting his stroke on. I walked away, and continued enjoying the museum exhibits, somewhat perturbed.
“You should be the poster girl for taking drug tests, seriously I want to record you to show everyone else who comes in here exactly how it’s done.” -the lady who conducts my urinalyses for probation 3 times a week.
I laughed and told her, “I’ll have to add expert cup pisser to my resume, huh?”
Somehow, the most odd and hilarious compliments I get from other women. Last gem: “You are well preserved for your age!” - an 18 y/o nail master told me after asking how old I am and leaning I’m 29. It was funny. I especially love the word choice. It even beats a “You should buy this jacket - it matches your swamp-like eyes” from a clothes seller ages ago. Swamp is not used to describe anything pretty in my language, so the comparison was odd and memorable.
"Hey anon, I used to think you were such a cringy incel weeb, but now that I have talked with you, you are actually a nice guy!"
What am I supposed to make of this?
I notice butts, am not attracted to men but sometimes admire them quietly. It’s more about the shape, usually. I’ll assume you don’t have a long butt- those are usually unremarkable.
" I bet your tongue would feel great in my p****"
I actually heard that from a random girl that approached me after coming down from the stage in a gig.
I guess that's a compliment lol
A young African American woman stopped me on the street once and asked me if anyone had ever told me I looked like William Hurt. I was a 50-something white guy, pretty average looking. I told her no because no one ever had and I really don’t. And while I had seen a few of his movies I wasn’t a particular fan of his but my wife at the time was. So it was even weirder (if that’s a word) for that.
I've gotten the compliment a lot but it was the setting that made it the weirdest. Loud drunken student flat party where a bunch of boys were arm wrestling in the kitchen with an audience. I was inebriated and thought even though I'm a girl I could take one of these suckers. I had never met the guy before but I clasped his hand and gave him a death stare. Dude doesn't do anything but stare back into my soul saying "you have the most beautiful eyes". Bro kept trying to let me win the arm wrestle whilst I was shouting at him to actually try not just let me win. Well he won within five seconds after I said that. Still looked into my eyes the whole time. I then realised 20 people were watching and got extremely embarrassed.
Someone once told me that my voice was so soothing, it could put a crying baby sloth to sleep.
A professor once told me I have a voice fit for radio (he said radiophonic). That's my service voice...
Mines similar. I’ve often been told I have a face fit for radio. It’s the little things that get you through the day, you know?
A woman I went out with a couple of times once told me my voice becomes sexy when we have sex and also that I was better than her husband in bed. She thought she was complimenting me but that was the last time I met her coz when we met she told me was divorced but apparently she wasn’t. Never wanted to be with someone who was cheating and still regret it to this day.
No baby sloth, but I had a friend who liked to talk to me at night because my voice soothed her to sleep. She would get drunk and call me and tell me I should narrate audio books.
“Your cough sounds nice” Was just a random girl on the train. Still throws me off 2 years later
She probably still thinks about that too… “can’t believe I saw that person and all I could think of to say was “YOUR COUGH SOUNDS NICE!”
Honestly if I lived in her head like that I’d feel very accomplished lol
Care to cough for us? For $1.99 each?
Just the right level of phlegmy.
Can you cough right now?
A 5 year old kid told me he liked me because I looked like a cartoon.
but which cartoon
A cross between Stewie Griffin and Meatwad.
Ren & Stimpy
“You look like Post Malone but when he was poor.”
Pre Malone
Apparently I just look poor lmao Not wrong, but still, ouch
I don't think you know what compliment means
No the statement itself is an insult. The person on question meant it as a compliment but they are mentally ill so it didn’t register as an insult to them. It was sweet in a weird way.
Oh wow alright then >It was sweet in a weird way. Good take, intention is key
God damn
Someone once told me my nostrils were nice size 🥲
That is a bizarre compliment 🤣🤣
Not if you saw those nostrils
In my language, the compliment would have sounded even prettier, because "nostrils" are called "Nasenflügel" (nose wings). But don't try to [fly with them](https://giphy.com/gifs/fallontonight-tonight-show-kate-mckinnon-2zoIAtsSiX0WruazAL). 😉
brilliant! u have to show us them then🤣🤣🤣
They are normal size to me haha idk
You must have a big ass nose
Plastic surgeon?
I have nice wide birthing hips. (I'm a guy)
You got the foundation for it, you're just missing the plumbing.
LMAO. I had a guy at work say to me "you have child bearing hips" I didn't know what the fuck to think about that one.
Birthing a fat turd is serious business
“I’m a guy” Feels like an excuse over your shapeliness, good sir.
No excuses please
"I like you because I'm into unattractive guys". Thanks?..
That's so backhanded. Hope you didn't let it get to you
When I was 16 working the drive thru- “You’re the prettiest Arabic girl I’ve ever seen” I’m Mexican. But thank you ma’am.
Someone called me a handsome Saudi Arabian when I'm Southeast Asian. Here's the catch, I come from the same country as the one complimenting me.
I was called "the most beautiful Indian woman" he had ever seen. He was Indian. I'm black and Mexican. I'll keep the compliment, I'm flattered.
honestly i feel like being mixed race really throws people when they try to guess where you’re from. i’m half indian, half british but i get asked if i’m hispanic, mediterranean and middle eastern😭 literally a few days ago i was at a party with mostly south asian people and when i said i was half indian there was a collective “ohhh” as if it was some puzzle they had all been trying to figure out😂😭
I was called a "handsome Indian boy" when I was 17.... Ma'am, I'm a white guy how do you even make that mistake
Lol. It's really funny but just so you know there are manyyy Indians who have light skin color! Btw i'm curious about the person who called you indian though...was he Indian?
And Arabic is a language (Arab is the demonym the person probably intended).
As a fellow mexican, you'd be surprised to know the amount of ancestral DNA we share with Middle Easterns
"You've got beautiful veins"
Did a nurse tell you that? I got told that by a nurse.
I got told by a nurse that I had the skin of a rhino once, when she couldn’t get the needle in me
Have you considered turning to a life of crime? Being stab proof seems like a valuable asset
Only if everyone else is stabbing with needles, sterile ones at that
I dated a cardiology nurse before meeting my wife. In public, she would hold my forearms across the table where we were sitting and just run her fingers along my veins.
That's so oddly soothing
No, a vampire.
Not necessarily a nurse but probably
Most common comment when I get blood drawn
sounds like a nice phrase among drug addicts during taking drugs
I had to get a blood test done once and my mom was in the room. The nurse looked at my veins and goes, "your veins are beautiful, I can tell that you work out." I just kind of laughed and said thanks, and my mom looked down and smiled. I know I have good veins, but she had to be messing with me
Nah I think that was sincere, nurses love veins that make taking blood easy (ive complimented a friend on his veins, part jealousy as mine are so crap they end up having multiple people trying and then having to get an ultrasound technician to find one, so I notice when people have good ones)
Some random homeless NYC man told me I had a nice chin once. I still think about him.
“You must be good at masturbating because you’re good at guitar.”
"My right hand is for strumming, my left hand is for fingering 😏"
Ah, a fellow pianist.
I was told by a woman walking behind me on stairs that I had great calves. It was kind of weird at the time.
As someone who's only decent win in the genetic lottery is my calves, I would be extremely thankful. Not sure why mine are as nice as they are, but I'm a calves man living in an ab man's world.
Something interesting I found out from the internet, is people with foot fetishes like to randomly throw in some "normal" compliment to people with nice feet,.
I stared at this reply for way too long until I realized you meant throw lmao
"I like your ribs." \-Random girl at a pool party during a music festival
put bbq sauce on them next time for cover😂😂
I delivered bread to grocery stores in the 90’s and when I decided to change routes, the young lady who had always checked me in told me she’d really miss the sound of my voice
No accounting for how good a match you’d be or your situation at the time but she waaaaaaanted yo ass
She liked his buns hehe
Bruh she was into you. This isn't that wierd of a compliment.
That is so incredibly sweet. What a kind thing to say to someone.
Isn't it though! Such an intimate thing as well, like you might say to a partner of many years when they go away for work or something. This woman had a whole fantasy life in her head about the bread delivery man lol awwww
I always get positive comments about my big feet, I always hear the classic "ooohh big feet big meat" I just smile and pretend it's true
pretend??
Yeah turns out biology doesn't care if body parts rhyme
I mean “big feet lil meat” also rhymes. Maybe rhymes just don’t like you
Yeah that's true haha
One time I was at the doctor for some lower back pain getting an ultra sound and the tech looked me dead in the eye and said "you have really nice kidneys. They're very plump." Best strange compliment I ever received.
An ultrasound tech told me I have skinny kidneys
Idk why that shit absolutely sent me , like “ you skinny kidney BITCH” lmfaoooo
"Nice dick." I was 12 at a urinal. Creeps gonna creep.
He wasn't wrong tho
Uhhh, wait, how do you know how his 12 yo d looks like....
How don’t you??
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”Nice cock”
Dated a musclehead guy who was amazed by my f cups and wanted to weigh them on his food scale. Of course a guy obsessed with lifting weights is impressed by the weight i carry around on my chest.
Tbf that was one of the least weird ways he could say it😂
>a musclehead guy who was amazed by my f cups "Bro, how do you get your pects so big?"
"Estrogen!"
A friend of mine tried to weigh her head on a scale at the grocery store in Highschool. A worker walked by and loudly stated that “airheads don’t weigh very much”…. One of the best burns I’ve ever heard.
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Be honest now, you let him didn't you.
He just wanted to know how many calories per ounce are in F cups
"Got muscles in his head ain't never been used."
You walk like a cat.
u're a tiger in the bed🙃
So people have told me apparently I mince when I walk, someone said I walk like Mick Jagger, I'll take the latter.
You got the moves like Jagger
a random guy told me my face looked like a child but my body a sexy woman's. walked away real fast.
Did he say it in a Borat voice?
he might’ve been borat himself 🤔
"I love your voice. It's masculine but still feminine." When I worked retail, lots of comments on my voice?
My ex husband has that exact same quality and let me tell you, it was the reason I fell for him. Damn!
I was informed that I use my intelligence as a weapon. I liked that one.
Wait.. so a manipulator?
I think it’s an interesting one because it can be dissected so many ways.
You’re just manipulating them into believing that
That's the most common way to use intelligence as a weapon, at least from day to day people,. Other then that the only other way to explain this without making YOU sound like a bad person is if the person who said this to you was doing it in a attempt to manipulate you, I could be horribly wrong on all of these though 😂
That I have fuckable feet, that's ok and all. But not from a stranger on the bus
someone wrote in my elementary school yearbook “nice hair where’d you get it?” I wish I knew…I’m bald now
I was in a nightclub in Holland back in the 80s and a beautiful girl walked up to me as I was standing with my mates and says you have beautiful eyes and sheepishly walked away. I still think about that every now and again all these years later. By the time it had registered she was lost in the crowd so I never really got a chance to reply.
I was taking classes to be a teacher in college before I went into medicine, and one of our classes was "Practice teaching". Basically they gave you a subject topic, you 'taught' it to your classmates, and they wrote down anonymous remarks on how you can improve afterwards. Some of the remarks were "Stand up straight" or "Avoid walking too much". But one piece of paper said "You have beautiful eyes" and below it was "I like your voice" written by the same person. I never did find out who told me that. I was weirded out at the time, but a few years later I'm riding that high.
Well, your reddit avatar has beautiful eyes too.
“Beautiful eyes” is the most normal compliment ever. It feels nice to be told that, but I was hoping for something juicy. Something wild. Something mofuggin’ *more*, now can you dig that, brudda?
You better have someone now, because if I was single and butchered that...
I think one of the first things I said to one of my step brothers as a child was "You have beautiful eyes" To be fair the man has like CRYSTAL blue eyes even as an adult
I complimented really hard the eyes of some girl that sat next to me in college. It was like "hey" "hey" 5 seconds of staring in shock at how incredible her eyes were and then tell her. We hanged out for years and sometimes it would just be chatting looking into each others eyes because it felt almost spiritual, like staring at the northern lights.
I had a phone interview for a job once for a design position, and when I mentioned I went to Australia for a holiday once, the lady stopped the interview process and didn't hire me on the spot on the basis that my lifestyle was just too extreme and could not possibly be happy in a boring design position. She legit then kept me on the phone telling me how brave I was going to a country filled with crocodiles and spiders and emus, and I must do a lot of surfing and skydiving and be extremely interesting while also ripped and have the greatest personality.(These were literally her words) It was funny and confusing to hear, I wanted to burst her bubble so bad because I am probably the furthest away from how she described me. I don't know if she wanted to let me down softly I didn't get the job by complimenting me on my extreme (non existent) lifestyle, or if she was just a complete nutter. Anyway I took my weird compliments, and said thank you.
A nutter. But also sounds like she really envies your life
„You are like those dogs with little wheelchairs. Cute but also weird“
You have the eyes of cleopatra. (Im male 😳)
some chick with the fakest lips complimented how pretty my lips were (they’re naturally big) then asked if they’re fake
Insecure people like to compliment people who have what they want. Or maybe she was just into you 🤷
I think secure people compliment attributes they admire as well.
Similarly, back in the early 00s, there was a craze among teenagers of wearing contact lenses to change their eye colour. I was asked if I was wearing contact lenses. I don’t. My eyes are hazel green, a colour a lot of people in my class were changing their eye colour to, with contact lenses. I took it as a compliment
"I love it when real women wear real colors" as a compliment towards my purple headphones
I was detained at a border patrol checkpoint and the guy finger printing me said "you have the cleanest hands I've ever finger printed"
“You don’t smell as bad as the other orphans”
This sounds like a western story where some outlaw finds you stranded in some ghost town.
I’m not saying you’re garbage, but you’re trash
A few weeks ago, a security guard at a weed dispensary told me I looked like I could punch through a brick wall. He was a little guy. I'm still not sure what to do with that statement.
You just became that man’s aspiration
Now start punching.
You guys get compliments?
Had a check for things in your history so I could compliment honestly but weirdly, the coolest thing about you (that I could tell from a quick check, I'm sure real you is more easily complimentable) is that you aren't a foot fetishist so keep bullying people into socks and/or closed toe shoes. You are doing the non foot fetishists of the world a valuable service!
I could make a lot of money selling pictures of my feet on the internet.
someone once told me that i was too fit (british for hot) to "fuck" because he didn’t want to ruin my looks. not sure if he planned on disfiguring me or…
he wanted to mangle ya😂😂
What's a compliment, can you eat it?
It's something you have to savour, it's a rare dish, and people usually savor a good one for decades:)
Idk it does sound delicious
Someone Said to me ”for not training you’re in pretty Good shape”. I had been liftning for 3 years.
*me being a petite lesbian in a warehouse this guy sees me tossing boxes* “Dang you’re strong I know you be beating your significant other like “boom boom”.” I think something was wrong with him..
"My my what broad shoulders you have, they look like they could lift a mountain" – I was like: "ehmm… sure, ok".
Again, missed flirting opportunity
It doesn’t take Einstein to figure that out, and I get comments on my shoulders all the time but for some reason – the way she said it just creeped me out.
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A lady at work told me "you sound like you should be on a horse". I have a deep voice and a kind of ghetto accent so Idrk if it was a compliment, but I took it as such since she got embarrassed when I laughed and said "what?".
Last girl I dated before my wife just over 18 years ago. First time we got physical, upon undressing she made the comment "well, I guess anal's off the table." It didn't really register and I was kind of disappointed in the moment until she explained why. I've walked tall ever since.
"Your hair is so pretty, are you a sperm donor?" I was not, but I did research about it and became one soon after. lmao
"You have nice toe nails."
“Your cum tastes like ripe cherries”
The other night I played a punk rock show at this little local venue and this nice older ish kind of goth milf lady told me that I had nice veins lol
While sitting in a group, another girl was staring at my mouth and started touching her teeth. I asked her what the deal was and she said “I love your pointy teeth so much. I’m going to ask my dentist to file mine down like yours”.
Got told I was “hot” for a bloke by a lesbian. I’ll take it…
My doctor who was a middle aged woman when I was like 13 said I had a nice package during the part of my physical where she checked my nuts. And that I’d be popular with the ladies. Didn’t really think about it until recently but kinda weird lol
Random guy told me I have a "glorious mustache" as I walked by. Ummm . . . ok?
Well maybe you do. 🤷🏻
I was at a nail salon with my mom, and a random lady kept staring at me. I was wondering why until she eventually said "You have really nice eyebrows."
"Nice cock" in the Field Museum of Science and Industry bathroom, by a 12 y/o kid who skipped all of open urinals to stand right next to me (I was a white M 25 y/o). The kid attempted to "pet" my unit, I brushed him aside, and he then ran away (I was in midstream, and didn't consider following him, right then). I went to the Security Office (right down the hall) to report the incident, knocked on the door (which was partially open). The door opened fully, the male Security official had porno mags opened up all over his desk, and he was clearly getting his stroke on. I walked away, and continued enjoying the museum exhibits, somewhat perturbed.
IN A FUCKING MUSEUM?! I'm terribly sorry that happened to you man 😔.
Bro you got violated
“You should be the poster girl for taking drug tests, seriously I want to record you to show everyone else who comes in here exactly how it’s done.” -the lady who conducts my urinalyses for probation 3 times a week. I laughed and told her, “I’ll have to add expert cup pisser to my resume, huh?”
My girl ,once told me - " Jack ,look in the mirror, thats how ugly my life would be without you"
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I've been told numerous times that my Port Wine Stain Birthmark "suits" my personality. Not sure what that means but hey I will take it!
“You seem like someone who’s constantly spilling wine all over herself” 🥴
Somehow, the most odd and hilarious compliments I get from other women. Last gem: “You are well preserved for your age!” - an 18 y/o nail master told me after asking how old I am and leaning I’m 29. It was funny. I especially love the word choice. It even beats a “You should buy this jacket - it matches your swamp-like eyes” from a clothes seller ages ago. Swamp is not used to describe anything pretty in my language, so the comparison was odd and memorable.
LOL did they say that in english..? because i don't think it's a compliment in english either :,)
"Hey anon, I used to think you were such a cringy incel weeb, but now that I have talked with you, you are actually a nice guy!" What am I supposed to make of this?
Girls tell me I have a nice butt all the time. I don’t get it and hopefully it doesn’t make me less “manly” lol
They like it
I notice butts, am not attracted to men but sometimes admire them quietly. It’s more about the shape, usually. I’ll assume you don’t have a long butt- those are usually unremarkable.
A long butt😂
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“I like the way your ears stick out of your hair”
" I bet your tongue would feel great in my p****" I actually heard that from a random girl that approached me after coming down from the stage in a gig. I guess that's a compliment lol
Partially a compliment, mostly a request
You have marvelous freckles 😬
I too have freckles. I hate it when people tell me they’re “cute”. I’m 44 and don’t want to be cute 😒😂
"you have an amazing grasp of the obvious"
Maybe not that amazing if you missed that this was not a compliment...
Congratulations, your vagina is perfect By.. A doctor at the hospital
I lost a bunch of weight and an old lady told me, you look good, you look how you’re supposed to look now. Thanks…?🙄
"you have nice knees"
"Your sneezing is cute" - heart that one multiple times from different people
That they love the way my armpits smell.
A girl once told me she liked my voice, and I should look into voice acting.
A young African American woman stopped me on the street once and asked me if anyone had ever told me I looked like William Hurt. I was a 50-something white guy, pretty average looking. I told her no because no one ever had and I really don’t. And while I had seen a few of his movies I wasn’t a particular fan of his but my wife at the time was. So it was even weirder (if that’s a word) for that.
I've gotten the compliment a lot but it was the setting that made it the weirdest. Loud drunken student flat party where a bunch of boys were arm wrestling in the kitchen with an audience. I was inebriated and thought even though I'm a girl I could take one of these suckers. I had never met the guy before but I clasped his hand and gave him a death stare. Dude doesn't do anything but stare back into my soul saying "you have the most beautiful eyes". Bro kept trying to let me win the arm wrestle whilst I was shouting at him to actually try not just let me win. Well he won within five seconds after I said that. Still looked into my eyes the whole time. I then realised 20 people were watching and got extremely embarrassed.