On top of people

Unless you're a cat. Then on top of people is the best place to park.

My cat disagrees with you bc we both found out I hug/cuddle in my sleep bear hug.

What if they ask/encourage you to?

But, that could kill them. I can't do jail

Can't park there, mate

I mean you can if you tried hard enough

On the beach.

In the hood

At the airport. Parking is really expensive.

Next to my neighbour, she’s going to hit it again probably

Where it says no parking

In a pool

Underwater

In a volcano

Where I will park mine

In yo momma.

Outside a pub on a Friday night

On a highway

Parking that is reserved for other tenants

In front of an elevator door

In the neighbour's garage.

Under a fruit or nut tree that has ripened.

Up ur butt

A limo in a garage

End of the day it's just a car. I've parked my C8 corvette in my garage.

In California, Chicago, New York, Michigan, Baltimore, D.C., or any other liberal run shithole that preaches to defund the cops

Inside another car.

Everywhere is a parking space if you are brave enough