I can spit acid

Cool dude

I overthink everything and assume the worst

I can become passive aggressive

trueee…but don’t we all

my humility.

Procrastination

Sometimes I squeeze loaves of bread at the grocery store. The combination of sexual gratification and defying social norms makes me so fucking hard

What the actual fuck.

okayyyy…

I'm a jerk when I drink (Dr Jekyll turns into Mr Hyde)

Precession above all things.

I sometimes snap without even realising I’ve done it but I’m quick to apologise afterwards.

I'm a good person