Caution
Incorrect insertion may result in unsatisfactory performance.
Multiple insertions may result in religious experiences and delusions of grandeur.
Mostly tolerant and kind but very sharp tongue when encountering arseholes. Has been known to administer sharp kick to shins when in danger. Old but not yet life-expired.
Warning: contains fat
I almost thought you had my label, which would be Warning: contains farts But fat is also accurate.
I want to get a close relative that t-shirt, but she would be mad.
Yeah definitely don't do that lmao
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lmao
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This is the classic; I used to have a button that said that.
Conteins traces of: Vitriolic acid TNT Novichok Concentrated Rage
Diamonds form under pressure 🔥🔥🔥
Keep up! Fragile!
Ah, Italian!
Some assembly required
Are you missing a leg or what?
Mine would say this because I'm just a general fixer upper
This one gets it. 😁
Lmfao 😂
Warning: Contains small parts
Anything you say can and will be used against you. (I'm autistic and have a fantastic memory.)
I'm Audhd so I got a terrible memory 😭
y'all would have a sure interesting friendship :'))
Here, I've mixed two one-thousand piece puzzles. *Go!*
I'm an Audi HD. Vroomemory.
You mean ADHD?
Same here lol ^(Both the autism and memory thing)
Autism gang, but i forget absolutely everything because of concussions. :)
Please do not follow to closely, subject to frequent breakdowns
Please do not follow to closely, subject to frequent breakwinds
Caution, nervous do not pet
Damaged Item - No Returns or Exchanges
Not microwave safe
Are you oven proof tho?
I visited Phoenix briefly and survived.
Will fart when startled. Proceed with caution.
🤣🤣
Are you Jerry?
Mostly Harmless
;)
Don't Panic
Don't dead, open inside
Ah niiice. The walking dead
Warning: Contains nuts.
Contains THC
same
Highly Sensitive
Warning: subject is boring.
So real
Cries under pressure.
FRAGILE Please handle with care
Has a tendency to become extremely clingy and will hold hands, give hugs, and cling to legs without warning or cause. May need crowbar to remove.
Warning this product contains nuts, piss and vinegar. Use with extreme caution.
My ex: Known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.
No loud noises.
Has a tendency to fall into daydreaming
A fellow dragon slayer?
Are you familiar with immersive/maladaptive daydreaming by any chance?
That's a thing? I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, but Reddit keeps having names for the shit that's wrong with me.
Low tolerance for stupidity
Grumpy as fuck
Caution, may explode without warning.
Warning: brutal resting bitch face, but I promise I'm really nice.
Just like the movies: Parental Advisory: contains explicit language and mild nudity
⚠️She bites⚠️
May not say much but happy to just be included
Caution: Cries when angry
Prone to frequent clumsiness.
Warrantee Expired.
Will fall for any woman who gives me attention.
Me in my early twenties.
Warning: Loner, does not work/ play well with others
Do NOT feed excessive amounts of beans
Warning: Cries With The Slightest Provocation.
do not give money. money WILL disappear.
Magician?
Obsessed with pigeons
Do not feed alcohol
I imagine a big yellow warning sign that says “NERVOUS” like they have for those dogs!
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I mean … they warned you.
Gassy when fed!
POOR IMPULSE CONTROL
I came here looking for this. Snow Crash ftw.
Warning: Honest.
Yes
Warning: If you touch my books my hand will come in contact with your head.
Vocabulary is 70% swears, CAUTION: CONTENTS MIGHT CONTAIN TRACES OF SAILOR.
My dad
May glitch randomly.
Handle with Care. Contents under pressure.
May cause undesired operation of used improperly
"Model may be using outdated firmware, please use cautiously in combination with other machinery"
Warning - takes everything literally
I accidently read this as "takes literally everything." Thought you were a kelpto!😂
Contents under pressure
Spicy. May cause teary eyes, and uncomfortable reactions. Use gently and sparingly
Warning: Mostly can't be bothered.
Do not feed after midnight, do not get wet. I'm a little bit like Short Circuit.
Does not play well with others.
0 days without sarcasm.
Caution Farts when threatened
No touch, no talk, no eyecontact
Do not condescend
Broken crayons still color
Does not play well with others.
Do not ask me about my David Duchovny obsession.
Warning: She is a handful And she is weird Run while you can
Warning: do not present misinformation, you will be engaged in debate
May have been produced in a facility that uses nut products.
May contain baggage. Handle with care
Caution may say inappropriate things without warning.
Warning: This game contains foul language
Warning: stupid
FRAGILE! (Like bomb, not like flower)
I actually have a sweater with my warning label. It says, Warning: I really don't care.
Unpredictable when threatened
Warning: Contents Under Pressure
Warning: Almost worn out
Warning: inside voice and outside voice are cross wired.
« Laughs at nothing and makes jokes all the time (they're not always funny) »
No contact before it has consumed morning coffee.
i say strange things
Warning: socially inept and emotional
Warning: excessive profanity, alcohol, and tobacco use
Handle With Care
Unhinged.
someone read that questions book
WARNING: ANGER ISSUES!
Contains deep conversations and dark humour.
Warning: very sensitive
Self-perfectionst. Hates being bad at things, especially new things. Master at their profession. Lots of anxiety.
Sometimes I get louder as I get more passionate, I mean no harm and I'm actively working on it.
Sarcasm filter broken. Conversate at your own risk.
No Filter
Caution Incorrect insertion may result in unsatisfactory performance. Multiple insertions may result in religious experiences and delusions of grandeur.
"Weird AF"
Weird = cool in my book brother
Warning Not for the easily offended
Be aware , no filter , says what he thinks
Mostly tolerant and kind but very sharp tongue when encountering arseholes. Has been known to administer sharp kick to shins when in danger. Old but not yet life-expired.
Comes with a lot of baggage.
Do not approach
WARNING: Will Ghost At Any Inconvenience ⚠️
👎👎🚩
Hide yo kids, hide your wives
No whores allowed
If u don’t hear me the first time, don’t bother saying “what”
Caution: This person is incorrigible and never wrong.
Trump supporter - no arguments.
Caution: Blunt and will tell you like it is.
May not touch the bottom, but will stretch and scrape the hell out of the sides.
I’ll be that guy: slippery when wet
I would type Slippery When Wet but I would feel ridiculous.
Thinks about sex 24/7. Overly reliant on chocolate.
Warning: this dude doesn't sugarcoat
My name is Mohamad but everyone except school calls me Oais
Warning: Do not overheat.
Do not depress. If button is depressed it will no longer work.
Warning: Not actually stupid
Nemo me impune lacessit
Don't dead open inside.
Warning: Intensenerd.
Easily Distracted
Short fuse
Heavy
Warning: u may fall in love
Warning: just go.
Can't handle surprises
Doesn't suffer fools.
Warning, it’s a long trip to the end of her rope but it’s a one way ticket!!
Warning: contains nuts. (I eat a lot of peanut butter)
Prosecutors will be violated
Warning: stressed and depressed.
Too nice & giving for my own good
Constantly depressed
Fragile
Warning: Faster than he looks.
Will cause confusion
Contents under pressure.
Warning: Contents intolerant of idiots, preachers and politicians.
Warning! Keeps things very PG-13
Caution! Does Not React Well To Attempted Subterfuge.
parental advisory (I swear a lot)
Do not judge a book by its cover
Parental warning. Explicit lyrics.
Giant moose in 3 kilometres.
Kind of burpy but otherwise mostly harmless.
Warning: Toxic fumes.
Warning: gas pressure release valve open
Tires quickly under pressure to be social.
Hard to earn trust easy to lose