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primostrawberry

my shameful love for green peas. i'm a corn farmer.


RelevantCommand7215

That I thoroughly enjoy seeing her naked


Satriales97

Why not man???


[deleted]

That I used to wet the bed until like age 10.


Satriales97

Yeah, good call


[deleted]

lol. That one’s going to the grave


Turbulent_Tip_9756

I was 8. They say that’s usually a sign of a serial killer lol


[deleted]

I’ve heard the same. I did go to prison but not for that lol


Turbulent_Tip_9756

Only been to jail but also not for the same 😂


[deleted]

Oh damn lol. I met a bed wetter in there so it definitely is not a coincidence


Turbulent_Tip_9756

Are you sure he wasn’t just a drunk? Lol


[deleted]

lol no I interrogated him


Satriales97

That i wanna see her get fucked by a muscular guy with a huge cock.


Temporary_Physics525

Whats stopping you


Satriales97

I got downvoted hahaha. She’d never do it, and after i mention it the relationship would be dead, best to just shut up.


Temporary_Physics525

My ex talked me into it lol he said it when he was drunk


Satriales97

Yeah, trust me, i know my girl, she’s timid. It would be a dealbreaker, and i love her and our relationship. So not gonna risk that for some weird freaky shit i should have done before i met someone i wanna be with forever basically.


Temporary_Physics525

Sometimes the juice ain’t worth the squeeze ☺️ i’m glad you know her limits


pussylover247

Is that why you broke up he couldn't handle it afterwards


Virtual_Purple_7352

I won’t spoil the birthday surprise I’m planning


redheadgenx

My shitty childhood.


Satriales97

You should share.


redheadgenx

He used it against me.


Satriales97

In what way?


redheadgenx

Brought it up the next time we had a disagreement. "I'm sorry you went through all that but (here's why you're wrong anyway)."


[deleted]

Some of my kinks, she'd just never go for it


rdg5050

I have a fairly high body count. She has no idea.


Mundane-Teach-8470

That i had a girlfriend and loved her, still love her, will always love her 😶


Alnonnymouse

How in love I am with a colleague


darkwolf0578

I had sex with my ex girlfriend’s mom once.