I have IBS as well, but mine is the other end of the spectrum. I FEEL like I'm going to butt-birth a mount everest, and then almost nothing happens. I always get like three waves of this and then it passes.
It's not unhealthy, but it's also not something you would just take for no reason "because it's healthy", nor is it meant to be taken regularly for more than a couple of days at a time. It's a fiber supplement and laxative mostly aimed at older people who suffer from constipation. Like any supplement, it's generally unnecessary unless you're unable to get that particular nutrient normally through your diet, and too much can cause unpleasant side effects. In short, don't take supplements unless you have a specific reason why you need to.
Last Wednesday. I have anorexia and was admitted inpatient for long term treatment. I've been having serious issues with being "backed up" for a month prior, and none of the prescribed laxatives have worked. Cut to me sitting at the nursing station, filling out paperwork, an hour after I ate my first full meal in who knows how long. I stand up and its just there. Didn't even feel it happen.
Not my proudest moment, for sure.
Firstly, I'm proud of you for seeking treatment! I think I'm the only person I've known to struggle with chronic diarrhea with my anorexia. If I do eat more than a couple bites at a time, it's a struggle to not shit myself within ten minutes.
been there. i was hospitalized for anorexia in sept 2022 and the amount of times id shit myself in the middle of the night because my bowels were too weak to control themselves. it gets better, and the nurses see this all the time!!! i’m glad you’re getting help <3
I have a habit of sometimes dropping trou for a big fart when at home. I underestimated what was in my trunk once and just diarrhea’d across the kitchen floor. My pants were unscathed though. It was impressive. A few drops on the floor on my waddle to the toilet.
Cancer treatments and old age. Not a good combination. Three days ago I was just sitting and reading. Next thing I know I feel the urge, out of nowhere, couldn’t make it the 20’ to our downstairs bathroom. Happens more often than I’d like. Also, you get to pee yourself almost daily. From a little dribble to full on pissing. I rarely go out in public any longer and when I do, I don’t eat or drink anything before going out. Fuck cancer treatments and fuck old age.
I had a triple whataburger with/ cheese and washed it down with a Boba tea. I then walked 4 miles in the texas heat in order to get home. I only made it 2 before my blue jeans were painted brown.
Not me, but over a decade ago an old FWB and I were watching TV and chilling on the couch. We were messing around when she decided to jump up, do her best impression of the Haka/Sumo stomp while trying to let out a fart. Instead of a fart, she birthed a brown behemoth.
Her eyes got wide, she stood up slowly and walked off without a word. I found it immediately funny. She did not. It took her a while to see the humour in it and not be so embarrassed by it, but hey. Shit happens. I used to joke that we had tried just about every kink, up too and including watching her take a shit. She was not amused.
Back in November. I caught a virus and it hit while I was on the bus going home from college. I had to get off the bus and wobble to the nearest gas station while I was painting my pants. I actually clogged the toilet and had to walk the rest of the way with no underwear and stained jeans. I can only imagine the smell from people walking past and the poor soul who used the bathroom after me.
Shat or sharted? Big difference. The older you get, the less you trust the exit area. Unfortunately sharting is more common than it should be.
Jack Nicholson (Edward Cole) in the bucket list said:
Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
Was about 12 years old and my mom made bran muffins, yum loved them and decided to eat the whole dozen and well made it outside about 50 yards from the house and wow stomach started to rumble and well didn't quite make it home in time, what a (pardon the pun) shit show.
Last week, I have IBS and lactose intolerance which I get from my mother, because my family is Mexican, we have alot of food and dishes that use dairy products and overall products that make me go doo doo. After eating the dairy products later on in the day my stomach will make a Gargling sound and what I think is just a fart turns out to be a massive shart. When I push the fake fart my body surprise attacks me and hits me with a wet shart and I have to get up and change shorts and boxers. It's not fun
Wait, so you were peeing and you thought "well, I'll just go ahead and pee in my pants," but you accidentally pooped in your pants? Something doesn't add up.
I was in the bathroom, using the toilet casually peeing. And then i felt something hit my underwear, it wasnt even the dry solid. It was the liquid diarrhea sort of kind.
A little background first. Having dealt with diverticulitis for years, I had it so bad that I had to have surgery. They removed 18" of my large intestines. That whole thing is another fun story. After I healed, the need to move my bowels would come on suddenly at times, and it was a race to find a toilet. I was constipated one day, and took three or four stool softeners. I don't remember where I had to go, but as I was driving, the need to go came out of nowhere. (Yes, I know I rolled the dice getting behind the wheel after taking the stool softeners) I wasn't too far from home, and I was going as fast as I could, but a block from my house I got stuck at a red light and that was that. A forty something year old man in otherwise perfect health, shitting his pants at a red light. Good times.
i can't think of this ever happening to me. several times I was concerned it might have happened, but always false alarms.
the closest thing I can remember is after traveling to hawaii for a week and on the way back I threw up on a layover in the houston airport (idk why?) and that night after finally getting home I sharted the bed.
which reminds me of at that same houston airport while I was sitting at the gate waiting an older woman was walking past me and I saw her trip over something and start to fall and I Just yelled out "oh nooo!" as she fell in comically slow motion. if that woman is reading this: sorry I didn't help I was tired AF.
I was actually at a bar, I had eaten some very questionable Indian food for lunch, anyways couple hours go by and around 530pm a friend asks me if id like to go for an after work beer, I agreed, he cracked a joke so funny I literally shit my pants, a lot too, I had to Uber it home, shower and Uber back without anyone finding out, excuse I used was I forgot my wallet
I'm 31, last shit my pants when I was 30 after sneezing while also having to fart.
I immediately experienced explosive diarrhea in a department store bathroom and bought new clothes in the store.
I felt like a version of James Bond that just shit his pants.
I have no health conditions as an excuse. I was driving, felt a rumbly tummy. Road was busy, tried to power through pulsing stabbing pain until I could find a side road, found one and began to exit, upon movement from the seat the clenching power decreased, there was a squirt..... Penguin walk around vehicle and unleash the beast.
I’m not sure why, but my daughter and myself were headed out to go rock climbing and I shit myself before making it to the freeway. I was glad I wasn’t at the crag.
Last year, somewhere in the late summer. We (two friends & I) had ordered from Taco Bell for the first time because they’re relatively new in our country. It was quite underwhelming.
The next day I was just minding my own business and suddenly I violently sharted myself! I blame Taco Bell.
Edit to add: I was 41 at that moment.
There's a curse in my immediate family that everyone seems to shit their pants like once a year. None of us have IBS or anything, it's always just random unfortunate circumstances.
As soon as me or my sister start dating anyone seriously or develop close friendships, the curse seems to extend to them as well, just by proximity of being around us:- Most recently my sisters partner tried a THC vape, immediately baked himself, and straight-up just shat his pants.
\- My partner of 5 months now, just had an after hours therapy client on Tuesday. Had too much coffee beforehand, and barely made it through the appointment, had to speed home, and was apparently milliseconds from disaster (she was spared this time, but the grim reaper of poo will claim her soon enough.)
\- my colleague/best friend; we were recently working overseas on-site delivering a theatre show we'd produced. He randomly disappeared from the broadcast van at like 3am one shift. Messaged my 5 minutes later "mate, wtf, I just shat my pants. I'm very slowly waddling back to the hotel now. Please make an excuse for me with the client"
Thankfully, I seem to be the only one immune to the curse. But it follows me around in close proximity. I've lost many loved ones to the grim reaper of poo.
May 24th, 2000. About 9 am. At a campground a short bus ride from Venice, Italy. We me some Australian girls the night before and drank with them. I never escaped a tent so quickly.
Last night when I got sick as fuck eating food from a place that always makes me sick.last time I’m doing that,your boy woke up at 3am with swamp ass and it wasn’t sweat.
I drank too much the night before and it came out of nowhere. That greasy shit you know? I ran into the bathroom but just as I was getting there I dont know, my body knew it was time haha and I couldnt make it.
I was just in the hospital, and they gave me my antibiotic on an empty stomach, which is a HUGE no-no. I didn't know they gave it to me, and I was too strung out on all the meds they gave me on arrival to ask. About ten minutes later, though, I was exploding out of both ends. Frankly, the puking was worse; I have an iron stomach and haven't puked like that since elementary school, I fucking hate puking. If you're ever in the hospital, absolutely check everything they do to you, meds or otherwise.
High school. Drank all night. Went to fart Painted the inside of my paints. Immedietly said I needed to get home before parents found out( lie) the whole drive people where like what is that? I pretended like all was good and told them maybe 6 months later. They hung up a tp role where our band practiced with a sign that said" just in case "
About 2 years ago, technically a hospital gown when I had covid. Worst part is I thought it was just sweat since it happened while asleep and I was really sweaty, I rolled around in it for like 20m before seeing it.
Thankfully I was ok enough that the nurse didn't have to shower me.
I was rushing to get home because I needed to shit and it was a rainy day. When I got down the steps I slipped on the laminate flooring and well, you can’t control everything…
Right in front of the bathroom too.
About a month ago. Was one of those deals where went out to lunch and on the way home started to get the urge really bad. Got out of the car and had a package to go on the deck, took it to the deck and then the urge really hit, you know the one where your fine but when you get closer to the bathroom its infinitely worse. Started down the hall taking belt off getting ready to sit as fast as I could and............ too late!!! Just threw the underwear away and jumped in the shower, not much else I could do..
I shit in a persons side yard last year as it was either that or shit my pants. It was dark.
Last month I did the same about 5 feet off the bike path at the local mountain bike hill.
Last summer, in the NM desert near a tiny town named Cuba. Apparently I had picked up a bit of giardia in southern Colorado a week or two prior, and the little beasties were making themselves known.
0/10, would not recommend.
Twelve years ago when I was to the point I was afraid to set foot outside of my apartment. With a doctor's suggestion I managed to narrow down food triggers and began a long course of probiotic therapy. I got my life back. That stuff is amazing when taken properly, but please see your doctor first!
Saturday, February 25th, 2023.
I had gone out drinking in manila and either got drugged or drank so many long Island iced teas that collectively enough water in the ice cubes melted and gave me traveler's diarrhea.
I woke up puking and shitting myself.
Over the next 24 hours I shit my pants several times. Shit on the bathroom floor because I was puking in the toilet. Broke a toilet.
I was still recovering from a really bad stomach virus and we went out to eat Korean. I was trying to get by husband back for a particularly pungent fart in the car and I didn’t just shart, I full on shit myself, filled my underwear up like a diaper, in his Audi. We were 30 min from home. This was in December. 😂
Back in university, mid 20s. I had an important exam day that day. I was stressed out. Turns out I had also gotten seriously sick but, I hadn't realised that... yet. After feeling a poop while sitting on the bus, trying to keep it in, not managing to keep it in, pooping a little, exiting the bus, trying to walk to the train station just 2 minutes down the road (with a toilet) without further shitting myself, further shitting myself, feeling stomach cramps, vomiting, almost fainting, getting to the toilet at the train station with boxers full of poop, trying to clean myself as much as possible, walking home with wet underwear (from the cleaning), changing and going to the doctor... apparently I had a serious food intoxication from whatever it was I ate that morning, and my body just said absolute nope, exams or not.
Not my proudest achievement as a student LOL
Only once in my life and I was nude sitting on my bed just after waking up. Didn't have time to wear pants or anything.
Turns out it wasn't the magnificient morning fart I was expecting.
Since then I'm always super cautious with the first fart of the day. Could be sick and not knowing it.
I was pulling back on the steering column, desperately trying to climb for altitude. I pulled so hard. It bent 2 inches later I was told.
Unfortunately, I was in a VW Beetle. Mid air. Fell asleep behind the wheel, crossed the center line, between two cars @ 40\~ish. Woke up when my wheels left the ground.
I flew into a ravine. Luckily a big rock kept me from rolling into a meadow after landing. I stopped in 6 inches.
The rock was unharmed. My pants... not so lucky.
Two weeks ago ate something that didn't agree with me and felt what i thought was a big ol fart but was actually liquid shit. Was wearing paddy undies and they leaked. Had to take the bus home sitting on my winter coat so i didn't stain the cloth bus seat.
Woke up in the middle of the night and went downstairs to grab a drink of water..then I fainted and smashed my head on the ground. Got back up and fainted again, the result was waking up from that and sharting in my underwear. I had the flu or something similar cause it they told me at the hospital
2017 right after I had my gallbladder taken out. My poops were weird and I could go at any moment with little/no notice for a while. I was asleep and woke up because I was milliseconds from blowing up my pants.
Never trust a fart. They can always lie. Even when you're sure it's just air, it might not be.
a few times I've pushed out a fart, felt liquid and then I've had to do the stiff legged fast walk to the washroom hoping it didn't hit the undies. This is especially horrible at the office.
comi bastante dulce y estabamos caminando por mucho tiempo, tenia 10 y me fui a tirar un pedo y salio otra cosa xd, al final tuvimos que pagar una ducha para cambiarme de ropa y limpiarme
Don't remember. But I wet the bed once when I was 21 due to a uti I got while sleeping in my underwear on my dorm room mattress without the sheets on (because I was too exhausted to get them from the laundry)
About 2 years ago. I had a baaad case of food poisoning from canned soup and made it to the bathroom just in time to toss my cookies. In the midst of being violently ill, I also had diarrhea come on very suddenly. But I mean, what are you supposed to do? You can’t stop the puke and you can’t stop food poisoning induced diarrhea. I basically finished being ill, tossed my underwear and changed my pants.
I was over the toilet retching the whole night. I pray I’m blessed enough to NEVER experience being sick like that ever again.
I was sick with I don’t know what, and didn’t really have much of an appetite so I was pretty much only consuming water for the day. Then late in the evening without thinking about it I trusted a fart…
Luckily I felt it happen and shut the back door really quick and leapt up, shuffled to the toilet, then proceeded to pee out of my butt. Trashed the underwear because in my mind they were forever unclean.
It was winter 2010 and I was coming home from the bar. I was living on a military base and the trip back to my apartment was a twenty or thirty minute walk. At the halfway point there was a bridge. When I was on the bridge I let a nice fart go but had to clench the tail end of it as a turd was about to sneak out.
Usually when these type of farts happen you still have a bit of time before you panic. This was not the case. I immediately had that feeling of, “Oh no, there’s no way I’ll make it home in time”
Frantic, I started searching for some bushes on base. Unfortunately there was some sort of event happening that night and cars were all over the road. I couldn’t risk having someone spot me taking a dump in the bushes so I began power walking home. Running was not an option as the impact would most certainly shake the turd loose.
I make it into my building while cupping my asshole. Hoping the force from my hand will keep the turd crammed inside. I get to my apartment door and open it. The bathroom door is in sight, the finish line is near! The turd decides it’s now time to escape.
The turd had won the battle. I shit myself maybe ten feet from the bathroom door. Defeated, I decided to let it all out. I shit all down the leg of my pants.
I immediately removed my pants and proceeded to shower for twenty minutes scrubbing the excrement and shame off my leg. I put the pants in a bag and tossed them in the dumpster. Told everyone the story the next morning.
I was on a date on a golf course…. 2 holes away from the next restroom shanty. Playing with 2 others who were going very slow. The terrain for the cart was very bumpy…
It's only happened once in my life and it was because of food poisoning. I made the mistake of eating a gas station dessert, it was a profiterole in a cup. It wasn't expired and it wasn't left unrefrigerated or anything but for whatever reason it didn't sit well. The worst part is that it happened the next day at work. The day had started out fine but I started feeling unwell. Cold sweats, light dizziness, hot flushes, but mysteriously no upset stomach or queasiness as you usually get with those things. I felt like I had caught a cold or something. Then I trusted a fart I shouldn't have. I fought for my life in the bathroom and had to throw out that pair of underwear but the good news is that nobody realised what happened because I wear overalls in my work and I wore pants underneath, so they took the hit.
5 maybe 6 years ago... I just started antidepressants so my stomach wasn't happy I processed to get very drunk and ate like 8 taco from a local fast food chain (del taco) I was sort if half passed out drunk half awake ripped a fat fart and it wasn't a fart but I was too drunk to realize at the time I pooed a little bit. It wasn't until later on that night when I was sober enough to drive home I caught a wif of said poo I was so happy I had leather seats
In the hospital the morning of my discharge.
Had just underwent five days of hard chemotherapy, so I was excited to go home and rest for a couple weeks.
Well, usually I was constipated all week, but this day I had diarrhea without any warning and shat my sleep shorts and the bed. Super embarrassing.
First time I drank a whole glass of oat milk. about an hour later I went outside for a cigarette, thought I just had to fart but straight shit my pants.
3 weeks to the day. I was violently unwell. My son (3) came into the bedroom and shot me with a nerf gun to wake me up, I was in such a panic I shit the bed 👍
Work, yesterday. The why is because I was subjected to a counter corner going into my intestines without my consent. Someone was moving one of the counters to deck scrub behind it and all of a sudden I felt pain and relief at the same time. It was weird.
A month or two ago I got super sick out of nowhere and threw up, followed by immediately after shitting myself. To make matters worse, I was having a lot of vision issues and I couldn't even see so I just had to shower.
Had to do a move out clean for my deposit. On the way there I felt my stomach bubbling. Didn’t make it to to the apartment 😩 and to top it off…. The place was empty so I had to scrub my
Jeans and air dry. AND finish up the cleaning buck ass naked below the waist.
I used to sneak out often with my friend when we were both like about 14 and once we were walking down this path that was on a hill. The path was very closed off with trees so it was almost like an alleyway, but with trees. About midway down the path we looked behind us because we heard a branch snap and there was a man standing on the top of the hill. He looked very tall and buff, so we started running back home. We got back home and I looked out my bedroom window on the second floor and he was trying to climb over my garden fence . I genuinely pooped myself at that moment
A couple weeks ago. I got the flu and farted, except it wasn't a fart. Filled my underwear before I even had time to react. Had to throw away my pants and steam clean my couch. 💩
2015 or so, no real reason. I was at the office, and it hit me. I remember running past 3 people talking and almost made it to the bathroom. May have been stress because I was just working nonstop.
I've kept a full change of clothes in my desk or car since.
I have IBS. It happens more often than I'd like
I have IBS as well, but mine is the other end of the spectrum. I FEEL like I'm going to butt-birth a mount everest, and then almost nothing happens. I always get like three waves of this and then it passes.
The "almost nothing" is your inner intestine breathing fresh air.
“Butt-birth” I’m stealing this newfound term.
How often would you like?
a normal person should shit themself once or twice a day
I took Metamucil for a week because I thought it was healthy and I didn’t do any research. Sneezed and shit bright orange spray into my pants
Lmao sorry that’s funny
Wait, is metamucil not healthy?
It's not unhealthy, but it's also not something you would just take for no reason "because it's healthy", nor is it meant to be taken regularly for more than a couple of days at a time. It's a fiber supplement and laxative mostly aimed at older people who suffer from constipation. Like any supplement, it's generally unnecessary unless you're unable to get that particular nutrient normally through your diet, and too much can cause unpleasant side effects. In short, don't take supplements unless you have a specific reason why you need to.
Oh my lmao i dont know why thatd happen but i know im not going to be eating that ever lmao
Last Wednesday. I have anorexia and was admitted inpatient for long term treatment. I've been having serious issues with being "backed up" for a month prior, and none of the prescribed laxatives have worked. Cut to me sitting at the nursing station, filling out paperwork, an hour after I ate my first full meal in who knows how long. I stand up and its just there. Didn't even feel it happen. Not my proudest moment, for sure.
Firstly, I'm proud of you for seeking treatment! I think I'm the only person I've known to struggle with chronic diarrhea with my anorexia. If I do eat more than a couple bites at a time, it's a struggle to not shit myself within ten minutes.
So glad you're getting help! Good luck on the road ahead. One day at a time...
been there. i was hospitalized for anorexia in sept 2022 and the amount of times id shit myself in the middle of the night because my bowels were too weak to control themselves. it gets better, and the nurses see this all the time!!! i’m glad you’re getting help <3
Wishing you the best in your recovery. You got this.
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Your poop sought the light at the end of the tunnel, only to find another wall
I once shat myself without pants on... it was a much bigger mess. Food poisoning and nudism don't mix.
I have a habit of sometimes dropping trou for a big fart when at home. I underestimated what was in my trunk once and just diarrhea’d across the kitchen floor. My pants were unscathed though. It was impressive. A few drops on the floor on my waddle to the toilet.
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Well, when?
yesterday
Well done!
Story of my life.
lol I love people
I laughed so hard I almost shit
Cancer treatments and old age. Not a good combination. Three days ago I was just sitting and reading. Next thing I know I feel the urge, out of nowhere, couldn’t make it the 20’ to our downstairs bathroom. Happens more often than I’d like. Also, you get to pee yourself almost daily. From a little dribble to full on pissing. I rarely go out in public any longer and when I do, I don’t eat or drink anything before going out. Fuck cancer treatments and fuck old age.
Sorry for what you’re going through 💙
Thank you. I’m still alive and making the best of every day. ♥️
i wish you the best!
Thank you for your kind words.
I'm so sorry for your struggles. Getting old is a drag, but the alternative sucks.
I have ibs i shit my pants at least once a week just sitting or walking
I can’t tell if this is for real or not
head on over to r/ibs You wont even have to click anything, just scroll down, I bet it will be a heading within 4 pages
Very real
Never trust a fart when you're feeling a bit ill, is all I'll say
The wisest words
I had a triple whataburger with/ cheese and washed it down with a Boba tea. I then walked 4 miles in the texas heat in order to get home. I only made it 2 before my blue jeans were painted brown.
You really walked 4 miles to get a fast food burger? So you walked 8 miles for a cheeseburger? Damn my man, I don’t even know what to say 😂
2 of those miles were in shit
From what I hear about Whataburger, the commenter was probably there the very next day!
In Florida we call it Whataturd
Not me, but over a decade ago an old FWB and I were watching TV and chilling on the couch. We were messing around when she decided to jump up, do her best impression of the Haka/Sumo stomp while trying to let out a fart. Instead of a fart, she birthed a brown behemoth. Her eyes got wide, she stood up slowly and walked off without a word. I found it immediately funny. She did not. It took her a while to see the humour in it and not be so embarrassed by it, but hey. Shit happens. I used to joke that we had tried just about every kink, up too and including watching her take a shit. She was not amused.
Idk what I was expecting when I opened this thread, but these comments are gold lmao.
I was around 8 years old and doing a dance for my sister. The farting was supposed to be apart of the dance but it turned out to be a shart
What mystical dance is this that you speak of?
Got attacked by my parent's dog, went into fof mode, pinned the dog to the ground, and apparently shat myself around the same time.
Back in November. I caught a virus and it hit while I was on the bus going home from college. I had to get off the bus and wobble to the nearest gas station while I was painting my pants. I actually clogged the toilet and had to walk the rest of the way with no underwear and stained jeans. I can only imagine the smell from people walking past and the poor soul who used the bathroom after me.
Shat or sharted? Big difference. The older you get, the less you trust the exit area. Unfortunately sharting is more common than it should be. Jack Nicholson (Edward Cole) in the bucket list said: Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
69 years ago - I was a baby.
Nice.
Flu. Cough and poop at the same time
Was about 12 years old and my mom made bran muffins, yum loved them and decided to eat the whole dozen and well made it outside about 50 yards from the house and wow stomach started to rumble and well didn't quite make it home in time, what a (pardon the pun) shit show.
Last week, I have IBS and lactose intolerance which I get from my mother, because my family is Mexican, we have alot of food and dishes that use dairy products and overall products that make me go doo doo. After eating the dairy products later on in the day my stomach will make a Gargling sound and what I think is just a fart turns out to be a massive shart. When I push the fake fart my body surprise attacks me and hits me with a wet shart and I have to get up and change shorts and boxers. It's not fun
It won't fix the IBS, but lactose intolerance is just a lack of lactase enzyme. You can take lactase in pill form when you eat dairy.
Does this happen at the library? Do you “shh” yourself afterwards?
I was 6 I thought it was a fart okay 💀
Last week, when i was peeing, it just randomly fropped out.
Wait, so you were peeing and you thought "well, I'll just go ahead and pee in my pants," but you accidentally pooped in your pants? Something doesn't add up.
I was in the bathroom, using the toilet casually peeing. And then i felt something hit my underwear, it wasnt even the dry solid. It was the liquid diarrhea sort of kind.
Frop is my new word
Ok, we need to set a clear definition to what a frop is now
A little background first. Having dealt with diverticulitis for years, I had it so bad that I had to have surgery. They removed 18" of my large intestines. That whole thing is another fun story. After I healed, the need to move my bowels would come on suddenly at times, and it was a race to find a toilet. I was constipated one day, and took three or four stool softeners. I don't remember where I had to go, but as I was driving, the need to go came out of nowhere. (Yes, I know I rolled the dice getting behind the wheel after taking the stool softeners) I wasn't too far from home, and I was going as fast as I could, but a block from my house I got stuck at a red light and that was that. A forty something year old man in otherwise perfect health, shitting his pants at a red light. Good times.
I think I’m about to right now. I’ll keep you updated
Ohhhhh, what day is it? Lol
i can't think of this ever happening to me. several times I was concerned it might have happened, but always false alarms. the closest thing I can remember is after traveling to hawaii for a week and on the way back I threw up on a layover in the houston airport (idk why?) and that night after finally getting home I sharted the bed. which reminds me of at that same houston airport while I was sitting at the gate waiting an older woman was walking past me and I saw her trip over something and start to fall and I Just yelled out "oh nooo!" as she fell in comically slow motion. if that woman is reading this: sorry I didn't help I was tired AF.
Like a month ago. I ate some nasty ass shit and it gave me several a nasty ass shit.
Yeah, pretty much reading this post made me have to change my pants now. Fascinating post!
I was actually at a bar, I had eaten some very questionable Indian food for lunch, anyways couple hours go by and around 530pm a friend asks me if id like to go for an after work beer, I agreed, he cracked a joke so funny I literally shit my pants, a lot too, I had to Uber it home, shower and Uber back without anyone finding out, excuse I used was I forgot my wallet
The Uber driver knew.
He stank bad enough I’m sure his odour masked it
Summer 2006, and it happened because I was out with a girl I liked. I can identify no other reason for it to happen. No instances before or after.
Anxiety poops are the worst
I was 6. My town has a severe lack of public bathrooms
I'm 31, last shit my pants when I was 30 after sneezing while also having to fart. I immediately experienced explosive diarrhea in a department store bathroom and bought new clothes in the store. I felt like a version of James Bond that just shit his pants.
At my covid injection i had the shits and forgot to wipe properly so i left a smell on the seat
I have no health conditions as an excuse. I was driving, felt a rumbly tummy. Road was busy, tried to power through pulsing stabbing pain until I could find a side road, found one and began to exit, upon movement from the seat the clenching power decreased, there was a squirt..... Penguin walk around vehicle and unleash the beast.
T minus 3….
Outside of childhood, I have shat myself twice. About a month ago, and 14 years ago. Both involved trusting a fart after eating kimchi.
I’m not sure why, but my daughter and myself were headed out to go rock climbing and I shit myself before making it to the freeway. I was glad I wasn’t at the crag.
Last year, somewhere in the late summer. We (two friends & I) had ordered from Taco Bell for the first time because they’re relatively new in our country. It was quite underwhelming. The next day I was just minding my own business and suddenly I violently sharted myself! I blame Taco Bell. Edit to add: I was 41 at that moment.
There's a curse in my immediate family that everyone seems to shit their pants like once a year. None of us have IBS or anything, it's always just random unfortunate circumstances. As soon as me or my sister start dating anyone seriously or develop close friendships, the curse seems to extend to them as well, just by proximity of being around us:- Most recently my sisters partner tried a THC vape, immediately baked himself, and straight-up just shat his pants. \- My partner of 5 months now, just had an after hours therapy client on Tuesday. Had too much coffee beforehand, and barely made it through the appointment, had to speed home, and was apparently milliseconds from disaster (she was spared this time, but the grim reaper of poo will claim her soon enough.) \- my colleague/best friend; we were recently working overseas on-site delivering a theatre show we'd produced. He randomly disappeared from the broadcast van at like 3am one shift. Messaged my 5 minutes later "mate, wtf, I just shat my pants. I'm very slowly waddling back to the hotel now. Please make an excuse for me with the client" Thankfully, I seem to be the only one immune to the curse. But it follows me around in close proximity. I've lost many loved ones to the grim reaper of poo.
Hopefully no time soon
2014. Because I was drunk as crap and I was throwing up in the toilet.
Puke between your knees.
May 24th, 2000. About 9 am. At a campground a short bus ride from Venice, Italy. We me some Australian girls the night before and drank with them. I never escaped a tent so quickly.
Last night when I got sick as fuck eating food from a place that always makes me sick.last time I’m doing that,your boy woke up at 3am with swamp ass and it wasn’t sweat.
Woke up to what seemed like a normal fart, then felt a splatter. Happened a month ago, or so. I will get around to cleaning it one day.
Like two hours ago because I trusted a fart.
Had Appendicitis, both exits no waiting.
Now, because I wasn’t expecting to see a post like this.
Gambled on a fart after drinking strong coffee. Didn’t fully shit myself however, just a shart
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At work sometime mid-2019. Had too many cannelenni beans and sharted myself.
Just a few weeks ago when I was with my kids at the playground. Upset tummy. That was a fun walk home!
I sharted at work about 6-7 years ago.
Couple weeks ago, thought it was a fart and ate too much hot sauce lol
A few years ago, I was driving when the food poisoning hit. Thank goodness it was a minor episode and it was all contained.
I drank too much the night before and it came out of nowhere. That greasy shit you know? I ran into the bathroom but just as I was getting there I dont know, my body knew it was time haha and I couldnt make it.
Vegas, a couple years ago. Thank god I got on the elevator and then back off. Who knows what would have happened on that elevator ride
I was just in the hospital, and they gave me my antibiotic on an empty stomach, which is a HUGE no-no. I didn't know they gave it to me, and I was too strung out on all the meds they gave me on arrival to ask. About ten minutes later, though, I was exploding out of both ends. Frankly, the puking was worse; I have an iron stomach and haven't puked like that since elementary school, I fucking hate puking. If you're ever in the hospital, absolutely check everything they do to you, meds or otherwise.
Thought it was a fsrt
Couple weeks ago..I'm in rough shape.
High school. Drank all night. Went to fart Painted the inside of my paints. Immedietly said I needed to get home before parents found out( lie) the whole drive people where like what is that? I pretended like all was good and told them maybe 6 months later. They hung up a tp role where our band practiced with a sign that said" just in case "
2021. Abdominal radiation can give you the shits. I let my guard down.
About 2 years ago, technically a hospital gown when I had covid. Worst part is I thought it was just sweat since it happened while asleep and I was really sweaty, I rolled around in it for like 20m before seeing it. Thankfully I was ok enough that the nurse didn't have to shower me.
I don't like talking about it.
Came back from the park with diarrhea and neighbor decided to start conversation with poop coming down my leg.
Couple weeks ago, COVID.
High school. Had a sudden attack of diarrhea and didn’t get to the bathroom in time.
I was rushing to get home because I needed to shit and it was a rainy day. When I got down the steps I slipped on the laminate flooring and well, you can’t control everything… Right in front of the bathroom too.
When I was 14, got sick and thought I just had gas
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About a month ago. Was one of those deals where went out to lunch and on the way home started to get the urge really bad. Got out of the car and had a package to go on the deck, took it to the deck and then the urge really hit, you know the one where your fine but when you get closer to the bathroom its infinitely worse. Started down the hall taking belt off getting ready to sit as fast as I could and............ too late!!! Just threw the underwear away and jumped in the shower, not much else I could do..
4 years ago, brutally hungover, while standing taking a piss.
I shit in a persons side yard last year as it was either that or shit my pants. It was dark. Last month I did the same about 5 feet off the bike path at the local mountain bike hill.
Last summer, in the NM desert near a tiny town named Cuba. Apparently I had picked up a bit of giardia in southern Colorado a week or two prior, and the little beasties were making themselves known. 0/10, would not recommend.
Twelve years ago when I was to the point I was afraid to set foot outside of my apartment. With a doctor's suggestion I managed to narrow down food triggers and began a long course of probiotic therapy. I got my life back. That stuff is amazing when taken properly, but please see your doctor first!
Baseball game, original Yankee Stadium, 10 years old 💩
About a year ago when I had a bad stomach flu and didn’t make it to the bathroom in time
Saturday, February 25th, 2023. I had gone out drinking in manila and either got drugged or drank so many long Island iced teas that collectively enough water in the ice cubes melted and gave me traveler's diarrhea. I woke up puking and shitting myself. Over the next 24 hours I shit my pants several times. Shit on the bathroom floor because I was puking in the toilet. Broke a toilet.
I was still recovering from a really bad stomach virus and we went out to eat Korean. I was trying to get by husband back for a particularly pungent fart in the car and I didn’t just shart, I full on shit myself, filled my underwear up like a diaper, in his Audi. We were 30 min from home. This was in December. 😂
Back in university, mid 20s. I had an important exam day that day. I was stressed out. Turns out I had also gotten seriously sick but, I hadn't realised that... yet. After feeling a poop while sitting on the bus, trying to keep it in, not managing to keep it in, pooping a little, exiting the bus, trying to walk to the train station just 2 minutes down the road (with a toilet) without further shitting myself, further shitting myself, feeling stomach cramps, vomiting, almost fainting, getting to the toilet at the train station with boxers full of poop, trying to clean myself as much as possible, walking home with wet underwear (from the cleaning), changing and going to the doctor... apparently I had a serious food intoxication from whatever it was I ate that morning, and my body just said absolute nope, exams or not. Not my proudest achievement as a student LOL
Only once in my life and I was nude sitting on my bed just after waking up. Didn't have time to wear pants or anything. Turns out it wasn't the magnificient morning fart I was expecting. Since then I'm always super cautious with the first fart of the day. Could be sick and not knowing it.
Like 6 years ago now. I trusted a fart while I was still recovering from being sick. I'm just glad I was home.
was mid mental breakdown then started scrolling and reading the comments and this actually made me feel better/laugh
Backpacking in Spain last spring. Passed a little more than gas
Covid, last year
I was pulling back on the steering column, desperately trying to climb for altitude. I pulled so hard. It bent 2 inches later I was told. Unfortunately, I was in a VW Beetle. Mid air. Fell asleep behind the wheel, crossed the center line, between two cars @ 40\~ish. Woke up when my wheels left the ground. I flew into a ravine. Luckily a big rock kept me from rolling into a meadow after landing. I stopped in 6 inches. The rock was unharmed. My pants... not so lucky.
Last year I think? Covid. Ran to the sink to throw up and my ass decided to join in. Also be careful about trusting farts.
3 years ago, went too low on a squat. Should’ve listened to my body 😔
College. Eek
Probably when i was a toddler
Two weeks ago ate something that didn't agree with me and felt what i thought was a big ol fart but was actually liquid shit. Was wearing paddy undies and they leaked. Had to take the bus home sitting on my winter coat so i didn't stain the cloth bus seat.
I shat my pants because I have anxiety and nervous shits and I don’t know shit
Woke up in the middle of the night and went downstairs to grab a drink of water..then I fainted and smashed my head on the ground. Got back up and fainted again, the result was waking up from that and sharting in my underwear. I had the flu or something similar cause it they told me at the hospital
2017 right after I had my gallbladder taken out. My poops were weird and I could go at any moment with little/no notice for a while. I was asleep and woke up because I was milliseconds from blowing up my pants.
when I was on holidays last year, because of Ulcerative Colitis :(
Never trust a fart. They can always lie. Even when you're sure it's just air, it might not be. a few times I've pushed out a fart, felt liquid and then I've had to do the stiff legged fast walk to the washroom hoping it didn't hit the undies. This is especially horrible at the office.
comi bastante dulce y estabamos caminando por mucho tiempo, tenia 10 y me fui a tirar un pedo y salio otra cosa xd, al final tuvimos que pagar una ducha para cambiarme de ropa y limpiarme
Don't remember. But I wet the bed once when I was 21 due to a uti I got while sleeping in my underwear on my dorm room mattress without the sheets on (because I was too exhausted to get them from the laundry)
About 2 years ago. I had a baaad case of food poisoning from canned soup and made it to the bathroom just in time to toss my cookies. In the midst of being violently ill, I also had diarrhea come on very suddenly. But I mean, what are you supposed to do? You can’t stop the puke and you can’t stop food poisoning induced diarrhea. I basically finished being ill, tossed my underwear and changed my pants. I was over the toilet retching the whole night. I pray I’m blessed enough to NEVER experience being sick like that ever again.
I was sick with I don’t know what, and didn’t really have much of an appetite so I was pretty much only consuming water for the day. Then late in the evening without thinking about it I trusted a fart… Luckily I felt it happen and shut the back door really quick and leapt up, shuffled to the toilet, then proceeded to pee out of my butt. Trashed the underwear because in my mind they were forever unclean.
It was winter 2010 and I was coming home from the bar. I was living on a military base and the trip back to my apartment was a twenty or thirty minute walk. At the halfway point there was a bridge. When I was on the bridge I let a nice fart go but had to clench the tail end of it as a turd was about to sneak out. Usually when these type of farts happen you still have a bit of time before you panic. This was not the case. I immediately had that feeling of, “Oh no, there’s no way I’ll make it home in time” Frantic, I started searching for some bushes on base. Unfortunately there was some sort of event happening that night and cars were all over the road. I couldn’t risk having someone spot me taking a dump in the bushes so I began power walking home. Running was not an option as the impact would most certainly shake the turd loose. I make it into my building while cupping my asshole. Hoping the force from my hand will keep the turd crammed inside. I get to my apartment door and open it. The bathroom door is in sight, the finish line is near! The turd decides it’s now time to escape. The turd had won the battle. I shit myself maybe ten feet from the bathroom door. Defeated, I decided to let it all out. I shit all down the leg of my pants. I immediately removed my pants and proceeded to shower for twenty minutes scrubbing the excrement and shame off my leg. I put the pants in a bag and tossed them in the dumpster. Told everyone the story the next morning.
It was a while ago a little less than 10 years ago. I'm celiac and, well, gluten makes my life hell.
I was on a date on a golf course…. 2 holes away from the next restroom shanty. Playing with 2 others who were going very slow. The terrain for the cart was very bumpy…
Ever have a fart feeling and u actually act on the feeling....aaaaaaand it's not a fart afterwards?
I have IBD and endometriosis. I shit my pants once a month at minimum
A couple of months ago. Trusted a fart that I shouldn't have. Thankfully I was at home and could change right away.
It's only happened once in my life and it was because of food poisoning. I made the mistake of eating a gas station dessert, it was a profiterole in a cup. It wasn't expired and it wasn't left unrefrigerated or anything but for whatever reason it didn't sit well. The worst part is that it happened the next day at work. The day had started out fine but I started feeling unwell. Cold sweats, light dizziness, hot flushes, but mysteriously no upset stomach or queasiness as you usually get with those things. I felt like I had caught a cold or something. Then I trusted a fart I shouldn't have. I fought for my life in the bathroom and had to throw out that pair of underwear but the good news is that nobody realised what happened because I wear overalls in my work and I wore pants underneath, so they took the hit.
5 maybe 6 years ago... I just started antidepressants so my stomach wasn't happy I processed to get very drunk and ate like 8 taco from a local fast food chain (del taco) I was sort if half passed out drunk half awake ripped a fat fart and it wasn't a fart but I was too drunk to realize at the time I pooed a little bit. It wasn't until later on that night when I was sober enough to drive home I caught a wif of said poo I was so happy I had leather seats
In the hospital the morning of my discharge. Had just underwent five days of hard chemotherapy, so I was excited to go home and rest for a couple weeks. Well, usually I was constipated all week, but this day I had diarrhea without any warning and shat my sleep shorts and the bed. Super embarrassing.
Gambled on a fart and lost a couple of months ago
At work about 8 years ago. I only eat organic apples now.
Last week, because I really had to go.
Never, as far as I know. Hope to experience it in a few decades or so.
It felt like a fart until 30 minutes later I stood up and saw a shit stain on my couch
Bigose 2 months ago, Polish hunters stew, lots of saurkraut. Don't trust the fart
When I was on Zoloft
Wow more people shit their pants than I'd expected
Never trust a fart at hobby lobby.
First time I drank a whole glass of oat milk. about an hour later I went outside for a cigarette, thought I just had to fart but straight shit my pants.
A couple of months ago. It was coming out and I was only downstairs but I could not stop it.
3 weeks to the day. I was violently unwell. My son (3) came into the bedroom and shot me with a nerf gun to wake me up, I was in such a panic I shit the bed 👍
Chipotle every time really
Fart too hard when I am in elementary school.
The other day it turns me on I’m just a freak I guess.. it’s the smell and everything I want women
Wait what?
Never trust a fart.
Work, yesterday. The why is because I was subjected to a counter corner going into my intestines without my consent. Someone was moving one of the counters to deck scrub behind it and all of a sudden I felt pain and relief at the same time. It was weird.
Last week. Too much bad cocaine
A month or two ago I got super sick out of nowhere and threw up, followed by immediately after shitting myself. To make matters worse, I was having a lot of vision issues and I couldn't even see so I just had to shower.
A few years ago. Got carried away playing Minecraft and didn't notice it, lol.
I was peeing a 2 or 3 years ago. I wanted to fart. I didn't
Had to do a move out clean for my deposit. On the way there I felt my stomach bubbling. Didn’t make it to to the apartment 😩 and to top it off…. The place was empty so I had to scrub my Jeans and air dry. AND finish up the cleaning buck ass naked below the waist.
I used to sneak out often with my friend when we were both like about 14 and once we were walking down this path that was on a hill. The path was very closed off with trees so it was almost like an alleyway, but with trees. About midway down the path we looked behind us because we heard a branch snap and there was a man standing on the top of the hill. He looked very tall and buff, so we started running back home. We got back home and I looked out my bedroom window on the second floor and he was trying to climb over my garden fence . I genuinely pooped myself at that moment
Today morning.
A couple weeks ago. I got the flu and farted, except it wasn't a fart. Filled my underwear before I even had time to react. Had to throw away my pants and steam clean my couch. 💩
Diarrhea!
IBS! never trust a fart
About a year ago, I was really sick and it was in my sleep... What made it worse is it was full on diarrhoea.
Actually not that long ago. Went to fart and just shut myself. Was tough to trust a fart for about two weeks after. My fiancé still laughs at me 😂
prob when i was like 4 or something. i get it when you have a medical condition or whatever but normally you shouldnt shit yourself
2015 or so, no real reason. I was at the office, and it hit me. I remember running past 3 people talking and almost made it to the bathroom. May have been stress because I was just working nonstop. I've kept a full change of clothes in my desk or car since.