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Pure-Yogurtcloset170

You look like you would take a shit on a Ikea display toilet.


_funkapus_

"Here, have a beer.  It'll take the edge off your personality."


Naga1100

You are the reason that boundaries were invented


liftoffsavage

Even if I was gay, I could get a man quicker than you


AlarmedMirror3911

Your teammate is worse than mine.


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I don’t let my boyfriend talk to me like that, and I get to FUCK him


youngstasio

Not mine from me, but my friend replied to a racist comment towards him with “The only reason you survived the abortion was because you were too fat to fit in the trash can.”