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StinkyAnusShartPoop

dreamt about having sex


Chairboy

Obviously the Rusty Venture


69DonaldTrump69

Isn’t that just when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore?


Disastrous_Total_503

ate hoagie while listening to Yankees game


AlternativeCry2206

Used my vibrator on the guy I was dating. Just to “buzz” his length. Worked better than I expected.


YourCucumber3

This sounds like fun, would like to try it sometime, feel like it would need to be on a pretty low setting though


CrediblyHandsome

Touched myself while listening to You Really Got Me.


KinkyMillennial

Hot wax play involving my urethra A car battery, jump cables and my nipple ring Not sure what it's called but it's a USB connected vibrating butt plug that works kinda like an audio speaker so it vibrates in time to music you play through it. Dubstep directly to the prostate feels weird. For my birthday one year my then-GF tied me to the bed and edged me repeatedly over the course the day, then in the evening she finished me off with a rough pegging. To this day that's still the most ridiculous orgasm I've ever experienced.


MysterClark

Best I've gotten to yet is to roleplay a bit that my partner wasn't *my* partner and she was begging me to hurry up because her "husband" was going to be home soon.


KaifukuRyoku

I....I actually turned out the light and...and went to sleep.


AZ_sisbabe

Before divorced fucked a huge black cock in my wife’s lingerie on our bed.


mollyeetmole

He handcuffed me.


TurpitudeSnuggery

Tried to untangle a garden hose.