T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

Jazz cabbage


Rare-Spell-1571

I absolutely will refer to it as jazz cabbage the next time I can.


dibbiluncan

That’s what my boyfriend calls it and it always makes me giggle.


Bonzo77

By far the best


rsteele1981

Devil's Lettuce is funny to me.


earth_surfer

Or the equally fun alternative, Beelzebubs broccoli.


ThrowawayLaz0rDick

I prefer Abaddons arugula


dgnd10

I used to be a huge smoker back in the day and I haven't heard of this one and I'm disappointed about that tbh


paperfoampit

Baal's Brassica


KID_detour

Baals basil was right there man, come on.


PM_ME_YOUR_CUCUMBERS

Low-hanging fruit, if you will


Persequor

Satan’s Stevia 


rsteele1981

Ifirits Indica


lackaface

My ten year old used that term the other day, made me giggle


strappedupdemon

I always laugh at this one LOL


playballer

I never hear anyone say devils lettuce, but when I read it, it’s definitely in Norm McDonald’s voice


Background_Junket_35

Satan’s spinach


djprecio

Wacky Tobacky


ArgoverseComics

Or if you prefer fewer syllables Wacky Backy


HalosXO

I thought this was a nickname for psychos who smoke cigarettes..


DesperateNovel384

My personal favorite is “Left Handed Cigarettes”.


YoshiTree

As a lefty stoner, this is my favorite too


daniu

We had "sport cigarettes" in a German rap song a while back which I always found ingenious


PikesPique

Spidey’s girlfriend


dibbiluncan

How have I never heard that one! 😂


Et_In_Arcadia_

The sticky icky


playballer

Ooo eee


poobboob

Seeing it typed out, it makes me think of mr poopie butthole from rick and morty smoking that sticky.


TrustInRoy

Some kid in my high school insisted we call it "boots" so adults wouldn't know what we were talking about. 


Waveofspring

“Yo bro let’s go smoke some boots and get high”


SolarPoweredKeyboard

"Kids and their vidya games"


NoMaans

We used to say playing cards. We would talk to our buddy's in school and ask if they wanted to play cards after school.


RFairclough

We called it Gatorade for the same reason. I think ours worked though.


PoignantPoint22

Jazz cabbage always cracks me up.


Nice-Engineer6435

Labrador


boudelover

Watch Cheech and Chong up in smoke you’ll get get it ,


Guilty-Web7334

Is that the one where they drive the van made of weed and the drug sniffing dog passes out? (I haven’t watched a Cheech & Chong movie since the 90’s, and I was really high at the time.


Widjamajigger

Never heard that one before, where does it come from?


toothofjustice

A dogs ass


MAGNAPlNNA

The giggle bush


Jim_Lahey10

Fish Whistle, not directly describing cannabis but the act of burning one down while fishing 😆


beakrake

Similarly, my friend circle often called it baked chicken or twice baked potatoes because it's mundane enough to not draw attention in conversation but specific enough for those in the know to understand you mean a specific kind of baked featuring secret herbs.


Jim_Lahey10

"That baked chicken sprinkled with oregano was delicious!" Good cover haha love that 😂


Travelcat67

The reefer!


TakeTwo4343

C’mon baby, don’t fear the reefer


Guilty-Web7334

Seasons don’t fear the reefer… nor do the winds or the sun or the rain.


fakelakeswimmer

I agree!


thedarkknightvp

Silly Cilantro


Fuckyoursilverware

The relatively new one of “Penjamin” for carts is a fun one


black-schmoke

Penjamin Franklin😎


[deleted]

As an old guy, enjoy running across new slang 


mda63

Spooky broccoli.


Mr_Cleanish

Electric lettuce was always the most fun to say


[deleted]

Gotta be Zaza


OreoMcFlurry99

lmao one of my friends says za for pizza and when i was gonna hang out with him one day i totally forgot za means pizza too and when he said ”can you bring some za ill pay you when you get here” so i literally brought him weed and he was so confused lmfao, he doesnt even smoke i genuinely thought he wanted weed


TheReturnOfCresus

Dat ZA-ZA be hittin'!!!


faith6274

One time someone I used to be friends with reached out to me so we started snap chatting again and she kept telling me that she was gardening. So I took her literally, and I kept the conversation going as if we were talking about planting things and I was like wow that’s so cool and gardening is so nice and all that jazz. Well weeks go by, and I finally ask her what she’s growing. She goes “nothing lmao I’m getting high as hell”. I had no idea that gardening was a term for smoking. I felt so dumb, I just wanted to talk about plants


Village_Idiot159

for me its always pronouncing the j


playballer

Her name is Juana. The J is silent but she’s Jewish and you should marry her.


TearEnvironmental368

Bob. It was a secret way of asking if anyone has some weed. Example: Has anyone seen Bob? I’m looking for Bob.


kelfromaus

We had a mate named Ron.. When looking: Ron about? When we had: Don't forget to save some for Ron.. Later on.. We never did.


RemoveOwn9137

Devils lettuce


CalabreseAlsatian

Doobidge


Awkward_Bench123

Hippie lettuce. Smokin’ a cone.


SweetCosmicPope

Jazz cigarettes cracks me up with its old fashioned racism.


[deleted]

Concubine grass is what my grandpa calls it


NakedScrub

In Hawaii we say Devil's Nori.


Massive_Ad2273

Ganja


Ratchetlives99

Gotta take one from Theo Von and say “a confusing spice”


_Goose_

Don’t want to put that in your family meatloaf


felimercosto

Nixon


captain_ghostface

Cheeba game


TheVelociraptorQueen

Devils quinoa is my personal favorite.


TheGroundBeef

Cherry poppin poppadoppalis


Real-Scholar-4233

kush bush


Slammin_Ham

I’m a fan of “electric lettuce”


kooknboo

Youngstown Brown.


BabyBundt13

Goofy grass


oh-kee-pah

Purple sticky punch is an old one but still makes me laugh


ArgoverseComics

Maru-ji-wana


NinjaInTheAttic

The pot


86missingnomes

Garfield toes and grimace dicks.


cobalt_phantom

Smoochy Woochy Poochy


Flashy_Branch_1118

Me and my friends name things with ippy at the end so my phone is the Zippy and alcohol is the Sippy and weed has been the Geepy mainly because when was explaining how a gravity bong worked instead of hearing Gb I heard Geppy and I thought it was funny lol


Walnut_chipmunk

rasta pasta


giu72

Maria Giovanna


HunterzLEMoon

Devils lettuce 🥬


Human-Look9311

Jazz cabbage


Ok-Essay5202

Devil's Lettuce


Educational_Ratio_53

Grass


NouLaPoussa

Devil's lettuce


CmdrDTauro

Maui wowie


RamDassWasRight

Devils lettuce


Chad_Hooper

I’ve heard it called Loco Weed, but I think there’s another plant that is correctly named that.


TearEnvironmental368

Datura. Long white flowers. I had a friend actually eat the seeds because he heard it made you hallucinate. He said it was the most horrific experience of his life. At one point he was sitting under a table, reading a newspaper while laughing and crying at the same time.


earth_surfer

Cat piss, glue, cough medicine, gas, grass, hash, mambo number 9 and carl.


DannyDeVitaLoca

I enjoy the egregious, yet outdated, racism of "jazz cabbage." You've gotta be knowledgeable enough to understand the link between cannabis laws and the latent racism around jazz music.


[deleted]

Devils Lettuce.


Fickle_Ambition1845

Monkey dung


readitmoderator

Bud


Adorable_Doughnut610

Bubblegum kush


SamDBeane

I heard that “gauge” was an obscure term from like the ‘40’s. Not sure if true


Peemster99

I dunno how funny it is, but one of my college stoner friends referred to it as "Pamela" which spread to a lot of my other friends. Nobody knew what in the hell we were talking about half the time (which I guess was the point).


rottingorgans

a silly cigarette


Shazzy_Chan

Mari-whatta?


JohnWick3271

Woodstock


ineedatinylama

Ditch dank.


catlinye

Wacky tabacky


EvilHorus87

Satans seed


theweatheris

Jive


Helpful-Reaction-847

I love calling vapes boofs


Jjlred

I’ve always been partial to “Devils Lettuce” or “Ganjah, Man”


TheChainsawVigilante

Hillbilly silly lilly


iast68

Specific to smoking joints but my friend used to call it "kissing baby ants"


[deleted]

Need australia


michaelscottschin

Gibberts


Constant-Coat5656

Vegitable (sobji)


TheChainsawVigilante

Front porch skunk torch


Dear_Brilliant1679

Jamaican space cabbage was what my uncle called it


Impossible-Ad-8266

Giggle bush


[deleted]

Calling it pot always gets a laugh from my friends but prob won’t be as funny if you’re older than like 25


Traditional-Bat-2990

When I first was learning english I pronounced it 'mari-joe-on-a' 🤷‍♂️


East_Astronomer_6086

Piff


tropical_island_goon

Loud


Msjolly1981

Doobie


liemRos

Pakalolo


GoobyNuNu

Lamb’s bread


AXPendergast

According to George Carlin, it was "Mary Jane."


black-schmoke

Za


burritos_in_space

Potato


TylerAlterEgo

Code Green


cardiB_victim

Giggle bush


SleepDivision

Scoody doody


TheEPICMarioBros

weed


emptropy

LAZER LETTUCE


AggressiveBlood8210

Dak


BarkingLoudly

I'll always call it what my friend's parents did: The Pot.


GDviber

The good good.


Dangy_D

The Vagrant's pinecones


surprised-rice

haight-ashbury salad


AnjavChilahim

Domaćica. It means: housewife


Difficult_Track_5586

Sex in a pan


Difficult_Track_5586

Good old desert


yada_u

Shit


StunningAnxious

Boof


EdgePsychological490

Hulks Pubes


VenomRush97

"Girl scout cookies".


mountainman84

My grandpa, who had never even smoked a cigarette or done any drugs in his life, called it “smoking the weed seed”.  He’d make motions with his hand and mouth like he was smoking a cartoon cigar and would go, “Ah, ah!” in between puffing his imaginary blunt, saying he was smoking the weed seed.  He mostly did it to make fun of my dad because he was a pothead, burnout, drug-addict.  I have no idea where he got weed seed from.  My dad used to tell him you don’t smoke the seeds (intentionally) but he didn’t care.  


Griffie

Spleef


The_Shape_Shifter

"Pappagaai slaai". Afrikaans term meaning "Parrot salad". Also "Oupa se twak, meaning "Grandfather's tobacco".


ahbsbdbskaownwn

Maconia


Krocsyldiphithic

"you told me he was smokin reefer!?"


Cautious-Albatross16

Bananjhangambanjha


der_chiller

In Germany there is a term called "Sportzigaretten" which basically means sports cigarettes


theoneandonlydudeyo

The funky bunch


BadDragonAlt

Zaza


Defiant-Traffic5801

Reefer Ganja Kush kush Aunt Mary Boom Chronic Cheeba Blunt Atshitshi Baby Bhang Bammy Blanket Bo-Bo Bomber Boom Broccoli Dagga Dinkie Dow Ding Dona Juana (or Juanita) Flower, Flower Tops Ganja Gasper Giggle Smoke Good Giggles Good Butt Hot Stick Jay Jolly Green Joy Smoke, Joy Stick Pakalolo Roach Zamal Wee-wee


freshb666

Bubatz


ThatWhiteKid08

I always call joints jazz cigarettes


Nervous_Comfort

Way back when I was a teen my plug and I always referred to it as “eggs”


JeSuisLeGrandFromage

Collie


NYC-DMVGAL

Cheba


[deleted]

Instead of a joint I like calling it a Marijuana cigarette


ranell888

mambo jambo


Coxynator

Hooter, Mary Jane, Choof (once it's mulled)


Omnissiahs-Balls

Lavender


sleepyzane1

unruly tabouli


84kev84

Free ke nasheee


TheHomesickAlien

Packington


Septopuss7

Brain detergent


wookie_walkin

Coleetus


good_at_nothing99

Me and my friends call it "Maria", it's so silly buuut if it works it works right?


sufferingplanet

Laser lettuce


Raemnant

dat funky skunky dat sticky icky


wopper

Laser lettuce.


PhoneEquivalent7682

Zaza


Madmortigan

Lumbo


Django_gvl

Sacagawea, as in the native American that traveled with the Lewis and Clark expedition.


fangirly602

I call it Ouid


Clean_Love4777

We call it “chongke” here in the Philippines haha


rsnbaseball

I like the classics. Doobies.


Own-Being-1973

The Lords Herb


Lilli_Puff

Devil's lettuce


Brandofromthebando94

Sza sza


CarlSpencer

"Rope" (because rope was once made from hemp, the kind George Washington grew at Mt. Vernon.)


youllneverhearofme

wacky tobaccy


does-this-smell-off

Turbo cabbage


gnomewwarlord

Za za is my favrate for the ol mary jane


WorstLuckChuck

Gandalf


[deleted]

Electric lettuce


Skjellyfetti13

Muggles. Longbottom leaf. Scooby Doo. The Southlinch.


celticgaul28

Mary mother fuckin jane


INDOORSMORE

Eh kinea funny and a 'vibe'...budski