Is that the one where they drive the van made of weed and the drug sniffing dog passes out?
(I haven’t watched a Cheech & Chong movie since the 90’s, and I was really high at the time.
Similarly, my friend circle often called it baked chicken or twice baked potatoes because it's mundane enough to not draw attention in conversation but specific enough for those in the know to understand you mean a specific kind of baked featuring secret herbs.
lmao one of my friends says za for pizza and when i was gonna hang out with him one day i totally forgot za means pizza too and when he said ”can you bring some za ill pay you when you get here” so i literally brought him weed and he was so confused lmfao, he doesnt even smoke i genuinely thought he wanted weed
One time someone I used to be friends with reached out to me so we started snap chatting again and she kept telling me that she was gardening. So I took her literally, and I kept the conversation going as if we were talking about planting things and I was like wow that’s so cool and gardening is so nice and all that jazz.
Well weeks go by, and I finally ask her what she’s growing. She goes “nothing lmao I’m getting high as hell”. I had no idea that gardening was a term for smoking. I felt so dumb, I just wanted to talk about plants
Me and my friends name things with ippy at the end so my phone is the Zippy and alcohol is the Sippy and weed has been the Geepy mainly because when was explaining how a gravity bong worked instead of hearing Gb I heard Geppy and I thought it was funny lol
Datura. Long white flowers. I had a friend actually eat the seeds because he heard it made you hallucinate. He said it was the most horrific experience of his life. At one point he was sitting under a table, reading a newspaper while laughing and crying at the same time.
I enjoy the egregious, yet outdated, racism of "jazz cabbage." You've gotta be knowledgeable enough to understand the link between cannabis laws and the latent racism around jazz music.
I dunno how funny it is, but one of my college stoner friends referred to it as "Pamela" which spread to a lot of my other friends. Nobody knew what in the hell we were talking about half the time (which I guess was the point).
My grandpa, who had never even smoked a cigarette or done any drugs in his life, called it “smoking the weed seed”. He’d make motions with his hand and mouth like he was smoking a cartoon cigar and would go, “Ah, ah!” in between puffing his imaginary blunt, saying he was smoking the weed seed. He mostly did it to make fun of my dad because he was a pothead, burnout, drug-addict. I have no idea where he got weed seed from. My dad used to tell him you don’t smoke the seeds (intentionally) but he didn’t care.
Jazz cabbage
I absolutely will refer to it as jazz cabbage the next time I can.
That’s what my boyfriend calls it and it always makes me giggle.
By far the best
Devil's Lettuce is funny to me.
Or the equally fun alternative, Beelzebubs broccoli.
I prefer Abaddons arugula
I used to be a huge smoker back in the day and I haven't heard of this one and I'm disappointed about that tbh
Baal's Brassica
Baals basil was right there man, come on.
Low-hanging fruit, if you will
Satan’s Stevia
Ifirits Indica
My ten year old used that term the other day, made me giggle
I always laugh at this one LOL
I never hear anyone say devils lettuce, but when I read it, it’s definitely in Norm McDonald’s voice
Satan’s spinach
Wacky Tobacky
Or if you prefer fewer syllables Wacky Backy
I thought this was a nickname for psychos who smoke cigarettes..
My personal favorite is “Left Handed Cigarettes”.
As a lefty stoner, this is my favorite too
We had "sport cigarettes" in a German rap song a while back which I always found ingenious
Spidey’s girlfriend
How have I never heard that one! 😂
The sticky icky
Ooo eee
Seeing it typed out, it makes me think of mr poopie butthole from rick and morty smoking that sticky.
Some kid in my high school insisted we call it "boots" so adults wouldn't know what we were talking about.
“Yo bro let’s go smoke some boots and get high”
"Kids and their vidya games"
We used to say playing cards. We would talk to our buddy's in school and ask if they wanted to play cards after school.
We called it Gatorade for the same reason. I think ours worked though.
Jazz cabbage always cracks me up.
Labrador
Watch Cheech and Chong up in smoke you’ll get get it ,
Is that the one where they drive the van made of weed and the drug sniffing dog passes out? (I haven’t watched a Cheech & Chong movie since the 90’s, and I was really high at the time.
Never heard that one before, where does it come from?
A dogs ass
The giggle bush
Fish Whistle, not directly describing cannabis but the act of burning one down while fishing 😆
Similarly, my friend circle often called it baked chicken or twice baked potatoes because it's mundane enough to not draw attention in conversation but specific enough for those in the know to understand you mean a specific kind of baked featuring secret herbs.
"That baked chicken sprinkled with oregano was delicious!" Good cover haha love that 😂
The reefer!
C’mon baby, don’t fear the reefer
Seasons don’t fear the reefer… nor do the winds or the sun or the rain.
I agree!
Silly Cilantro
The relatively new one of “Penjamin” for carts is a fun one
Penjamin Franklin😎
As an old guy, enjoy running across new slang
Spooky broccoli.
Electric lettuce was always the most fun to say
Gotta be Zaza
lmao one of my friends says za for pizza and when i was gonna hang out with him one day i totally forgot za means pizza too and when he said ”can you bring some za ill pay you when you get here” so i literally brought him weed and he was so confused lmfao, he doesnt even smoke i genuinely thought he wanted weed
Dat ZA-ZA be hittin'!!!
One time someone I used to be friends with reached out to me so we started snap chatting again and she kept telling me that she was gardening. So I took her literally, and I kept the conversation going as if we were talking about planting things and I was like wow that’s so cool and gardening is so nice and all that jazz. Well weeks go by, and I finally ask her what she’s growing. She goes “nothing lmao I’m getting high as hell”. I had no idea that gardening was a term for smoking. I felt so dumb, I just wanted to talk about plants
for me its always pronouncing the j
Her name is Juana. The J is silent but she’s Jewish and you should marry her.
Bob. It was a secret way of asking if anyone has some weed. Example: Has anyone seen Bob? I’m looking for Bob.
We had a mate named Ron.. When looking: Ron about? When we had: Don't forget to save some for Ron.. Later on.. We never did.
Devils lettuce
Doobidge
Hippie lettuce. Smokin’ a cone.
Jazz cigarettes cracks me up with its old fashioned racism.
Concubine grass is what my grandpa calls it
In Hawaii we say Devil's Nori.
Ganja
Gotta take one from Theo Von and say “a confusing spice”
Don’t want to put that in your family meatloaf
Nixon
Cheeba game
Devils quinoa is my personal favorite.
Cherry poppin poppadoppalis
kush bush
I’m a fan of “electric lettuce”
Youngstown Brown.
Goofy grass
Purple sticky punch is an old one but still makes me laugh
Maru-ji-wana
The pot
Garfield toes and grimace dicks.
Smoochy Woochy Poochy
Me and my friends name things with ippy at the end so my phone is the Zippy and alcohol is the Sippy and weed has been the Geepy mainly because when was explaining how a gravity bong worked instead of hearing Gb I heard Geppy and I thought it was funny lol
rasta pasta
Maria Giovanna
Devils lettuce 🥬
Jazz cabbage
Devil's Lettuce
Grass
Devil's lettuce
Maui wowie
Devils lettuce
I’ve heard it called Loco Weed, but I think there’s another plant that is correctly named that.
Datura. Long white flowers. I had a friend actually eat the seeds because he heard it made you hallucinate. He said it was the most horrific experience of his life. At one point he was sitting under a table, reading a newspaper while laughing and crying at the same time.
Cat piss, glue, cough medicine, gas, grass, hash, mambo number 9 and carl.
I enjoy the egregious, yet outdated, racism of "jazz cabbage." You've gotta be knowledgeable enough to understand the link between cannabis laws and the latent racism around jazz music.
Devils Lettuce.
Monkey dung
Bud
Bubblegum kush
I heard that “gauge” was an obscure term from like the ‘40’s. Not sure if true
I dunno how funny it is, but one of my college stoner friends referred to it as "Pamela" which spread to a lot of my other friends. Nobody knew what in the hell we were talking about half the time (which I guess was the point).
a silly cigarette
Mari-whatta?
Woodstock
Ditch dank.
Wacky tabacky
Satans seed
Jive
I love calling vapes boofs
I’ve always been partial to “Devils Lettuce” or “Ganjah, Man”
Hillbilly silly lilly
Specific to smoking joints but my friend used to call it "kissing baby ants"
Need australia
Gibberts
Vegitable (sobji)
Front porch skunk torch
Jamaican space cabbage was what my uncle called it
Giggle bush
Calling it pot always gets a laugh from my friends but prob won’t be as funny if you’re older than like 25
When I first was learning english I pronounced it 'mari-joe-on-a' 🤷♂️
Piff
Loud
Doobie
Pakalolo
Lamb’s bread
According to George Carlin, it was "Mary Jane."
Za
Potato
Code Green
Giggle bush
Scoody doody
weed
LAZER LETTUCE
Dak
I'll always call it what my friend's parents did: The Pot.
The good good.
The Vagrant's pinecones
haight-ashbury salad
Domaćica. It means: housewife
Sex in a pan
Good old desert
Shit
Boof
Hulks Pubes
"Girl scout cookies".
My grandpa, who had never even smoked a cigarette or done any drugs in his life, called it “smoking the weed seed”. He’d make motions with his hand and mouth like he was smoking a cartoon cigar and would go, “Ah, ah!” in between puffing his imaginary blunt, saying he was smoking the weed seed. He mostly did it to make fun of my dad because he was a pothead, burnout, drug-addict. I have no idea where he got weed seed from. My dad used to tell him you don’t smoke the seeds (intentionally) but he didn’t care.
Spleef
"Pappagaai slaai". Afrikaans term meaning "Parrot salad". Also "Oupa se twak, meaning "Grandfather's tobacco".
Maconia
"you told me he was smokin reefer!?"
Bananjhangambanjha
In Germany there is a term called "Sportzigaretten" which basically means sports cigarettes
The funky bunch
Zaza
Reefer Ganja Kush kush Aunt Mary Boom Chronic Cheeba Blunt Atshitshi Baby Bhang Bammy Blanket Bo-Bo Bomber Boom Broccoli Dagga Dinkie Dow Ding Dona Juana (or Juanita) Flower, Flower Tops Ganja Gasper Giggle Smoke Good Giggles Good Butt Hot Stick Jay Jolly Green Joy Smoke, Joy Stick Pakalolo Roach Zamal Wee-wee
Bubatz
I always call joints jazz cigarettes
Way back when I was a teen my plug and I always referred to it as “eggs”
Collie
Cheba
Instead of a joint I like calling it a Marijuana cigarette
mambo jambo
Hooter, Mary Jane, Choof (once it's mulled)
Lavender
unruly tabouli
Free ke nasheee
Packington
Brain detergent
Coleetus
Me and my friends call it "Maria", it's so silly buuut if it works it works right?
Laser lettuce
dat funky skunky dat sticky icky
Laser lettuce.
Zaza
Lumbo
Sacagawea, as in the native American that traveled with the Lewis and Clark expedition.
I call it Ouid
We call it “chongke” here in the Philippines haha
I like the classics. Doobies.
The Lords Herb
Devil's lettuce
Sza sza
"Rope" (because rope was once made from hemp, the kind George Washington grew at Mt. Vernon.)
wacky tobaccy
Turbo cabbage
Za za is my favrate for the ol mary jane
Gandalf
Electric lettuce
Muggles. Longbottom leaf. Scooby Doo. The Southlinch.
Mary mother fuckin jane
Eh kinea funny and a 'vibe'...budski