My dad was the helicopter pilot for this film. He flew for that first opening shot flying through the mountain to a close up of Ben stiller. On my 21st birthday he didn’t call me all day so I called him but he was rushing into a meeting with the director so he couldn’t talk and then he said wait hold on! I hear him in the back “Mr stiller! It’s my daughter’s birthday!” So Ben stiller gets on the phone and says “hey! Happy birthday! “ and I said shut up this is not you! And he said “yes it’s me, haven’t you watched Zoolander!?” And I said yea it’s one of my favorite movies ever!! He goes “ ok well we’re going to go fly with your dad and he’s trying to scare our asses off.” It was a great gift. I also think my dad just hung up on me, honestly I don’t know if he told me happy birthday? At least Ben stiller did.
This is unironically one of my favorite movies. The production value, the cast, the writing. It’s so infinitely quotable. Danny McBride? Tom Cruise? RDJ managing somehow to do 95% of the movie in blackface?
“Mother Nature just pissed her pants suit!”
Throw a dart at the script and you’ll hit an amazing line.
Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
Man I’m *thirsty*!
…sure wish I had some of that *Booty Sweat*!
That movie is a masterpiece. Also, as a prior coast guardsman, having Rip Torn as a Coastie made me laugh
Apparently he based the performance on an actual agent he knew who was like that.
Edit: it's actually probably [based on a lot of people and Tom Cruise did a lot of creating the character himself](https://grantland.com/features/the-making-of-les-grossman-an-oral-history/#:~:text=Cornfeld%3A%20Some%20magazine%20said%20the,t%20really%20based%20on%20anybody.)
Good friend, that was Nick Nolte as Sergeant Four Leaf Tayback. Rip Torn is not in Tropic Thunder. I get why you think it was him, Four Leaf reminds me of Rip's character in Freddy Got Fingered a bit.
Toby McGuire in the trailers, jack black being a drug fiend, Tom Cruise in a fat suit, Danny McBride acting like we all imagine Danny McBride is actually like in real life.
When I was a freshmen in HS I forced my friends to watch this movie when we got our hands on some OG Four Locos. When the cow nipple scene came up we cried from laughter.
Then we puked
First time I “watched” this movie I was apparently extremely shitfaced with my neighbor and we found everything about it hysterical. I had to watch it again sober to get the full experience. Definitely held up.
Dazed and confused makes me nostalgic for a high school I never experienced, yet somehow the movie makes feel like I did experience that and can look back at it. Linklater is a genius and all his stuff is gold
Tropic Thunder
My dad was the helicopter pilot for this film. He flew for that first opening shot flying through the mountain to a close up of Ben stiller. On my 21st birthday he didn’t call me all day so I called him but he was rushing into a meeting with the director so he couldn’t talk and then he said wait hold on! I hear him in the back “Mr stiller! It’s my daughter’s birthday!” So Ben stiller gets on the phone and says “hey! Happy birthday! “ and I said shut up this is not you! And he said “yes it’s me, haven’t you watched Zoolander!?” And I said yea it’s one of my favorite movies ever!! He goes “ ok well we’re going to go fly with your dad and he’s trying to scare our asses off.” It was a great gift. I also think my dad just hung up on me, honestly I don’t know if he told me happy birthday? At least Ben stiller did.
If I ever meet Ben stiller I’ll have to ask him about this
K let me know what he says
This is unironically one of my favorite movies. The production value, the cast, the writing. It’s so infinitely quotable. Danny McBride? Tom Cruise? RDJ managing somehow to do 95% of the movie in blackface? “Mother Nature just pissed her pants suit!” Throw a dart at the script and you’ll hit an amazing line.
What do you mean ‘you people’? What do *you* mean ‘you people’??
We’re supposed to be a unit. Suck my unit.
Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
Man I’m *thirsty*! …sure wish I had some of that *Booty Sweat*! That movie is a masterpiece. Also, as a prior coast guardsman, having Rip Torn as a Coastie made me laugh
Ok Flaming Dragon, fuck face, why don’t you take a step back and LITERALLY FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you.
I’m talking scorched earth mother fucker!!
*hangs up, throws phone to his assistant* "Find out who that was"
goddamn that’s such a genius way to end that monologue haha
I will *massacre youuu* - I will FUCK YOU UP Love his whole delivery but the way he says “massacre youuu” - it’s just so good
We dont negotiate with terrorists
Tom Cruise is a gem in that movie. Took me half the movie to realize it was him first time I saw it
I didn't realize it was him until the credits were rolling. I was like "Who the fuck was Tom Cru.....oh holy fuck!!"
I thought I was the only clueless one. I didn't get it until the credits either.
Apparently he based the performance on an actual agent he knew who was like that. Edit: it's actually probably [based on a lot of people and Tom Cruise did a lot of creating the character himself](https://grantland.com/features/the-making-of-les-grossman-an-oral-history/#:~:text=Cornfeld%3A%20Some%20magazine%20said%20the,t%20really%20based%20on%20anybody.)
*G5... playa...* I didn't know it was him till the credits rolled
Find out who that was.
Good friend, that was Nick Nolte as Sergeant Four Leaf Tayback. Rip Torn is not in Tropic Thunder. I get why you think it was him, Four Leaf reminds me of Rip's character in Freddy Got Fingered a bit.
Jack Black tied up and offering sexual favors to be untied when withdrawal was kicking in 🤣.
I’ll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy
saaa-wallow the gravy
My favorite is: Ben: Omg, I just killed the one thing I love the most. Matthew: You killed a hooker?
Amanda? C’mon dude. I mean, that’s probably not even her real name.
Tom Cruise is amazing in this role. Iirc, there was even talk of a movie surrounding his character. Also, RDJ was just amazing
Tom cruise in that movie might be my favorite celeb Camino of all time.
El Camino??
Toby McGuire in the trailers, jack black being a drug fiend, Tom Cruise in a fat suit, Danny McBride acting like we all imagine Danny McBride is actually like in real life.
I know it's shameful on my part, but I've never seen it. Sounds like I'm going to the store for a bottle of tequila!
You are in for a treat!! I've seen it like twenty times and I might just go ahead and watch it again tonight with a bottle of bourbon
"I'm a lead farmer motherfucker" 🤣
Who left the fridge open?
Big Trouble in Little China!
have you paid your dues jack?
Yes Sir! The check is in the mail!!
"You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?"
It's all in the reflexes, baby.
Army of darkness
Dodgeball
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!
I watched it for the first time (albeit sober) this week and I can tell you I 100% would have enjoyed it more if I had been drunk
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
We've trained him wrong, as a joke.
I'm bleeding, making me the víctor!
Try my nuts to your fist style!
You go that way, I'll go home
If you’ve got an ass I’ll kick it!
Hey who's that? *talking but no sound for several seconds* I don't know.
Chosen one!
WEEOWEEEOHWEEOHPEEEOHWEEEEE
#THAT’S A LOTTA NUTS!
So cute….. buh bye 👋
Betttty
Isn’t Betty a girls name
Tygah….. burdee
"We taught him how to fight incorrectly as a joke" "I am bleeding! Making me the victor!"
When I was a freshmen in HS I forced my friends to watch this movie when we got our hands on some OG Four Locos. When the cow nipple scene came up we cried from laughter. Then we puked
Puking. A Four Locos tradition!
Neo….. DUNUNUNU… SPORIN’
I have Neosporin in my medicine cabinet and think of this specific jingle from the movie pretty much *every* time I see it lol
Ahhhh I thought I was the only one who liked that movie….me-ooh we-ooh we-ooh….
Alternatively: Kung Fury
Also worth it: Kung Fu Hustle
What about shaolin soccer?
Oooohh, taco bell, taco bell Product placement with taco bell!
Beerfest, or strange brew.
"$10 for a bj, $12 for a hj, and $15 for a zj." "What's a zj?" "If you have to ask big man, you can't afford it"
"Back the fuck up Antonio! My dick!" I say this all the time in my life and no one ever gets it :(
I’m taking you to the looney bin, eh takeoff! Take me to the brewery!
My brother and I used to think drowning in beer would be like heaven. But now he's not here and I got two soakers. This is in heaven, this sucks!
Hey hoser!
Beerfest definitely
Daaaaas booooot
And let me tell you something, he wasn't storing corn in that thing!
If you have to ask big man, you can't afford it
It wasn’t the handle.
I’ve been shittin’ pancakes ever since
It's so good I wanna put my dick in it! It's so good, I want it to put It's dick in me! As a brewer.... I love this movie.
I wish it was winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it, then melt it in the spring-time and drink it!
Strange Brew definitely
Looking good, Barry!!! You handsome motherfucker
Immjuss lookinfer a lil slap'n'pickle!
Beerfest but only if you want to get peer-pressured to drink more by a movie.
Takeoff, eh
Super troopers
First time I “watched” this movie I was apparently extremely shitfaced with my neighbor and we found everything about it hysterical. I had to watch it again sober to get the full experience. Definitely held up.
There it is. In addition, also a great movie to watch on acid
How’s those snozeberries tasting?!
Blues Brothers or Animal House
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it.
[удалено]
Anything by Mel Brooks
...but especially Blazing Saddles!
They said you was hung!
And they was right
Wedding crashers
“I hope you flip your bike over and knock your 2 front teeth out you selfish son of a bitch! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades John !!”
You play the motorboat? You motorboatin’ son of a bitch! You old sailor, you! Where is she? She still in the house?
What is wrong with you
Gramma's Boy
I’m way too baked to drive to the devil’s house.
Wow, where do you get your weed from? From you, Dante. Oh... THAT'S RIGHT! What's up, Mr. Cheezle!
Drive monkey drive!
I remember absolutely NOTHING from that movie, but it was so fucking funny. Perfect answer.
The big Lebowski
cooperative scandalous racial plants long books impolite quack simplistic jellyfish
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?
Well, I'll tell you what I'm blathering about. I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.
That’s just like, your opinion, man.
Say what you will about national socialism, but at least they have an ethos
I dabbled in pacifism myself once..not in nam of course.
Calmer than you are, Dude…
Came here to say this. Whip up a couple White Russians.
Watch out man, I've got a beverage here!
Haha. “The story is ludicrous, you can imagine what happens next”. He fixes the cable..
Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey!
This is the answer. This movie is allready hilarious when you are sober. It becomes absolute blast when you're drunk.
It's even better when you're stoned))
The dude abides
The hangover
We fucked up
dazed and confused
Dazed and confused makes me nostalgic for a high school I never experienced, yet somehow the movie makes feel like I did experience that and can look back at it. Linklater is a genius and all his stuff is gold
Everybody wants some
Airplane! This is the end Nostalgic Disney Movies / DCOMs
Hot Fuzz
Yarp
“You’ve got a mustache.” *”I know!”*
Idk… Pub??
Nacho Libre
I knew I'd find this! You got my vote 😅
Baseketball
Idiocracy
Why come you don't have a tattoo?
Robin Hood: Men In Tights.
Clerks
Dogma as well
Young Frankenstein
Team America: world police
This is kinda the perfect drunk movie... Someone sober might be appalled, but drunk it could be hilarious.
“Americaaaaa…fuck yeah.”
Shaun of the Dead
Eurotrip
Scotty doesn’t know!!
That Fiona and me!
Worst twins ever!!!!
This isn't where I parked my car
Mi Scusi
Pineapple Express, Superbad
I've never seen pineapple express sober. It's like a new movie every time!
Waiting
Bad Santa
Pirates of the Caribbean
Why's the rum always gone...
Monty Python Holy Grail
Beerfest
Rocky Horror Picture Show, or it's "sequel" Shock Treatment.
Shaolin Soccer
Clue
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
21 jump street
Jackass 1-4
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas.
Wrong drug
Happy Gilmore
Office space
The Room
Oh hai Mark!
Macgruber! You take a drink every time some says Macgruber, Mac, or Grubs.
Machete 1 & 2 Very stupid movies, But hilariously stupid
Wayne World.
Tommie Boy
Varsity Blues
Talladega nights!
Demolition Man
Raising Arizona.
Rush hour
Project X
Kill bill
Blazing Saddles
Hot Tub Time Machine Underrated IMO
Money Python and the Holy Grail
Drunk History, just binge the series.
Total Recall
Napoleon Dynamite
The 40 year old virgin
Heavy metal cartoon film
Blues Brothers. And crank it!
Grandmas boy