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AdminWhore

Giant lifted 4wd pickup truck parked in a suburb. Bonus douche points for truck nuts.


slylock215

With 40 bumper stickers espousing how everyone who disagrees with their opinion is a subhuman piece of shit who deserves to die.


AdminWhore

One of those is a MAGA sticker, of course.


PNWSkiNerd

That's what he said


DancesWithElectrons

Parked in an EV charging spot


Accurate-Barracuda20

Always clean as a whistle with an empty bed


Independent-Ad5852

Cybertruck Also BMW


elictronic

The one Cybertruck owner I have met was super friendly and down to earth.


HikeNSnorkel

Any BMW


Sys32768

Jeremy Clarkson rightly stated that all the cocks that drove BMWs now drive Audis


Suitable-Pie4896

Where i live it's Mercedes


PNWSkiNerd

On the west coast it's teslas


neuromancertr

I ask valets about the cars and they consistently tell me they love bmws, it is so sad such great cars used by such people


Harvenger-11B

Anyone who "squats" their truck.


therapoootic

Cybertruck


InteractionNo503

What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.


OkPenis-ist28

The Only Answer - Dodge Ram.


[deleted]

That new ugly one. You know which one I’m talking about. I can’t think of the name, but it’s the hideous one Elon Musk is responsible for.


Redbeardrealtor

He actually didn’t design it…


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I didn’t say he designed it. I said he’s responsible for it.


Redbeardrealtor

Pretty sure it would have still happened with or without Elon. I know it’s cool to hate the dude on Reddit, but let’s be real here. If Elon’s name wasn’t attached to it, Reddit would be creaming their pants every time they saw one in public. And to be honest, in my opinion, they’re kind of cool. Not like every other vehicle you see on the road and first time seeing one it’s hard to process what tf you just saw. Again, I get it, it’s cool to hate on Elon but I still think it would have happened regardless. 


[deleted]

I’m not reading all that. I said what I said.


PNWSkiNerd

No, it would not have happened without him. The engineering and design teams at tesla aren't idiots. Their assembly team cuts all the corners and their ceo is a sniffing his own farts douche. No way the cyber joke happens without him.


Redbeardrealtor

Ok. I have a friend who works at Tesla and had info on the cybertruck before it was even revealed to the public. Elon didn’t design it and he didn’t have as much to do with it as you think. He’s the face of the company, the hype man. It was going to happen with or without him. Idk why youre giving him so much credit. 


PNWSkiNerd

Sure you do. And your girlfriend is a Canadian supermodel and you own 5 beach properties in southern California.


Redbeardrealtor

You’re so generous dude, thanks


blackbubbleass

BMW is always gold when it comes to wild drivers


Bubbs09

overly modified monster truck tires on trucks


Dolphin_Princess

Their wife's boyfriend is that guy in a Cybertruck And women are attracted toward douchebags So put the two together: Cybertruck owner = douchebag


JaydedXoX

Ever driven by a white Tesla? I don't know why its just the white colored ones?


Ecobay25

It was the "free" color for a long time. Might still be. All other colors are $500/$2k extra.


EnsoX

So true about the white ones!


Long_for_mud

BMW RAM


Always_travelin

Cyber truck. And a nazi, of course.


Shadow_Patriot1776

The first thing that came to mind was BMW. Second thing was Porsche. Third was Mercedes but only because my asshole boss has two of them somehow. I might go out on a limb and say any high-end popular German car name lmao Edit: added high-end


PNWSkiNerd

Except in Germany. There they're actually often reasonably priced domestic cars from what I understand. Like... Used for pizza delivery fleets when I visited... Admittedly 24 years ago. Fuck I'm old.


BaggyHairyNips

BMWs get all the hate but I find Mercedes to come off as more douchey. The design is just ostentatious. Just look at the G wagon. That said I'm not sure I've ever talked to a Mercedes driver.


Both_Lifeguard_556

Here in southern California the G wagon for sure.


dreadmouse

Mercedes G wagon


SeabeeSeth3945

In my town someone with a g wagon drove and crashed into a panera that was at an intersection corner. So now i think of them as the panera destroyers. It never re opened


Both_Lifeguard_556

Here in Southern California its one of the Mega Douche cars. 45 year old man who dresses like 1999 Fred Durst or a Kimberly Guilfoyle type.


xmiitsx87

93 Plymouth Laser RS AWD


TooMuchBoost4U

“D-o-u-c-h-e” isn’t how you spell “cool”


chickentimesfive

My 17 year old self feels attacked


xmiitsx87

I was just kidding. 95% of people dont even know that car exists. DSM owner myself.


chickentimesfive

Don’t see too many of those on the road these days


pallidamors

Why is the answer always BMWs? Not so much the Audis or Mercedes…but the BMWs are always (accurately) first(ish) on most people’s list. But what the hell is it about BMWs that enables such douchiness?


CaptainKrunks

They’re expensive enough that people feel like they have “fuck you money” while also being inexpensive enough that anyone who drives one feels inferior to people with more expensive cars. Basically middle to local upper management that knows they won’t make it into the big leagues. And so they take that frustration out on everyone else. 


RagingAnemone

Watch Finding Forrester


Thiccvs_Diccvs

All of the ones that I'm not driving. Also my car.


[deleted]

Brz/86


Rivegauche610

Tesla. Or anything related to Melon Mush.


[deleted]

Teslas


FiguringItOutAsWeGo

Trucks in the city. Most Dodge vehicles. American muscle cars.


Kaiserhawk

UK - White coated landrover or BMV


Aggravating-Pound598

White coated ?


Kaiserhawk

colour of the car


SageLeaf1

Black BMW


saraphilipp

Do you know what the difference is between a cactus and a BMW? a BMW has the pricks on the inside!


mackinoncougars

Lifted trucks


CheshireCrackers

German cars are basically floats in the douche parade of life.


BearLikesHoney

F-150 with a Canada flag. Freedumb convoy.


rwt380

Kia sol


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Gamecat235

I think it makes you a successful dentist.


CaptainKrunks

It makes you a person who bought a car. Your behavior determines if you’re a douche. 


Aggravating-Pound598

If that’s a flex , probably a douche


[deleted]

Any obscenely large pickup truck.


jmc003

Any of them, with the right sound system


jmc003

Not clear why you’d want that, though


9eagle9_2nd

A giant lifted pickup truck


Tundrabitch77

Charger


AskingAlotFromYou

Ford F-150


pallidamors

This might be the first time I’ve seen an f150 mentioned in this type of question…I’ve always assumed there are so goddamn many of them on the roads that it would be tough to associate an identity with them in any way.


AskingAlotFromYou

So a poser…which is identical of being a douche


Dolphin_Princess

You do realize that most ambulances and firetrucks are F150s right?


yaboyyake

No they're definitely not, an F150 is too light duty and underpowered for that. Most are F350/450/550/650 and many are built on the E series van chassis.


AskingAlotFromYou

yes and I stand by my statement


PoopSlinger23

Tesla and Dodge Ram. Not a car, but Harley Davidson deserves mention.


DroneScanLover

Honda civics