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TrafficPrudent9426

That because I'm not white, I don't speak English.


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People think I'm a bad person because of my resting bitch face. In reality, I'm a bad person because I commit crime >:)


Kshi-dragonfly

Crimes are only bad if it's at the expense of other people


Texas_sucks15

that I'm too good for everyone when in reality I'm an extreme introvert with social anxiety.


LadyAlexTheDeviant

That because I have long hair and wear simple clothing and like to cook that I'm a conservative Christian. Actually I'm a pagan who is pansexual and lives in a triad, but I don't mind flying under the radar.


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People think I'm not judgemental. A lot of people find me easy to confide in, but the truth is I have HUGE judgements. I just don't say them out loud unless we're very close.


Paradoxbtw9

I'm an asshole. I rarely smile, I give death stares and rarely talk unless prompted to respond or I actually like the person.


Bitbatgaming

That I’m savantic. I’m not Jim parsons.


Filipino_Canadian

They think i’m nice. I might be but if you run into me on the wrong day i can be a really big dick


purplephysicist

People always think I’m really young or innocent


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I have a resting bitch face a guy at work told me he saw me around school and said I looked like I didn’t want to be bothered lol 😂