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Drakebh

With you bro. Sorry.


undead_and_smitten

Life is tough but it can be better than non-life whatever the fuck that is. Let me know if talking would help


Lunaristics

With how the world is now, this is not a surprising response. 


tylernazario

Same here unfortunately. Life can be so isolating


undead_and_smitten

It's lonely living in modern day society but talking to random internet strangers like me can help ... well it can't hurt at least ...


maltedbacon

There are indifferent and malicious people who have made things this way. We should do something about that.


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apparent_alien718

Same. Especially if I turn out to have a terminal illness in later life. I don't want to waste away.


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undead_and_smitten

Lot to live for although it doesn't seem like it, happy to trade some conversations if it helps


prosperity707

Bro, I hate to say it but same


globbyatom

Unfortunately the first thing that came to my mind too. Hope things get better for all of us.


undead_and_smitten

Let me know if you need someone to talk to about it


WranglerAcrobatic153

❤️


Independent-Award394

Saddened by this many upovotes. You are more than worthy of love, peace, and acceptance. Still working on it myself, but it’s just not the way to go. If anything, go skydiving and hope for the worst. Atleast you get a great view. I thought that but quickly changed my view right when i landed on solid ground.


MakingaJessinmyPants

Alone.


chocolatehandsoap

Dying is a solo activity anyway. Even if you die surrounded by people, the only one going is you.


xubax

Nah. My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep. The screaming passengers in his car went with him.


chocolatehandsoap

I wish this joke would die peacefully, I've heard it so many times.


LadyArbary

That joke is almost as old as the invention of cars.


xubax

To be fair, my grandfather was born when cars were fairly young.


sofia1bby

Doing what I love to do


lowaltflier

Heroin?


New_Werewolf5579

🤣🤣🤣


No_Mistake5238

You dirty fuck /s


Psychoath

Your sister?


ReadyPool7170

By my own hand because I’m taking myself out before I become incapacitated. Not going the route my parents took. Not going to languish for months or years in bed! Not going to have to have someone help me bathe or go to the bathroom! Going out on my own terms😖


Nomailforu

I worked in a nursing home years ago. Being a witness to that hell hole was more than enough to convince me that I absolutely will not take the same path.


ReadyPool7170

Totally agree


gdmaria

Fully agree. We just lost my Dad to dementia, and watching him completely lose himself was devastating… withering away and dying in bed is not a kind way to go. If I ever get diagnosed with something terminal — god forbid, dementia — I’m gonna throw one last party with all my loved ones… then take a bunch of Xanax and go swimming in the lake.  Better to die on your own terms, to do one last kindness for yourself while you’re still able.


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kayaxer

I want to die at the exact same time as my husband, when we're old, and while we're both orgasming from having sex. Sorry not sorry to whoever ends up finding us that way though.


skullpture_garden

Same. We just want to get freaky in a nitrogen chamber and see how far we can get.


olorin9_alex

Your kids and grandkids probably


Creepy_Fan_8629

Mommy was is grandma and grandpa covered in yogurt?


Meranio

No, no, that's ectoplasm, because they're ghosts now.


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Playful-Profession-2

My last words will probably be, "Trust me. I know what I'm doing."


shatterhearts

I narrowly avoided a high speed car accident recently and my last words would have been, "Oh, boy." Told my mom about it later and her response was, "Yeah, that sounds like you. I would have bet on 'oopsie' or 'my bad' though." Thanks, mom.


volsavious22

My heart for sure. Need surgery at 29. I know that fucker is gonna give out. I'm hoping I make it to at least 40, so I can watch my son grow into a young man, and spend my time with my missus.


GPW_nsx

Have you looked into those mechanical pumps people have been using as heart transplants? Just have to change batteries occasionally


71Crickets

You mean a ventricular assist device? They’re a little more complicated than just changing batteries occasionally.


Commercial-Potato820

I'm probably going to need a heart device. Idk I'll probably die from drug overdose.


RunIllustrious7710

Stop breathing


SeaEmergency7911

Fact check: true


Sure_Yogurtcloset363

I have Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia…so that in a few decades.


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Same but I have another form of leukemia


des2130

If you don’t mind me asking, what were your symptoms? Im currently having some major blood issues and im just wondering.


Sure_Yogurtcloset363

I was just tired a lot and my doctor ordered blood tests. My WBC was high, a bone marrow biopsy later and I was diagnosed.


cszack4_

Doing something stupid because dementia


Putrid-Cantaloupe-87

Yep. I won't know how I'll go because I already have early stage dementia. Don't feel sorry for me, feel sorry for my wife who has to look after me


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In a blaze of glory


PolyJuicedRedHead

I never drew first, but I drew first blood!


Jealous-Length1099

I hope peacefully with my family or in my sleep. I don’t want to go knowing I’m gonna die


Lizard_fricker

I got a feeling I'm going to know I'm about to die, but I hope it's doing the right thing


flower_catt

Heart attack


More_Preference1341

Cancer probably


Brief-Sheepherder-84

From the quality of food we eat, I can say we will die by a heart attack.


BeerSlingr

Yep. The majority of us will die from heart attacks.


zombieblackbird

Hunched over my keyboard while the conference call makes 6 more ridiculous demands of my time for shit that they could have done themselves.


bmxterryw2

Trying to pet something that I shouldn’t.


StubbledCRT1

Final question will be, “Can I pet that dog?”


Mono_Clear

I don't know how but I'm certain it'll be my fault and I'm certain it will have been avoidable.


Responsible_Bend1068

Prob suicide


NoBee22

Happy cake day 🎈


msAprilgoddess

saying pspspsps to a lion at a zoo


DevelopmentAny2858

Like I was born. Alone, crying and covered in blood.


Unfair-Damage-1685

Don’t forget the naked part.


jetsetshark

This.


TurboKid513

I always saw myself dying after a miscalculation of being fired from a cannon


Gryffindorq

i didnt get to the chopper!


anonymous_5055

Being a dumb ass


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ImNotYourDadIPromise

Stabbed in my work parking lot by a scorned non-lover.


arcofdescent

Starvation from the agricultural collapse that will kill everyone else too!


TheCrankyLich

Heart disease or maybe suicide.


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Rckhngr

I hope a heart attack. No one ever remembers their heart attack.


teethinthedarkness

My grandpa had 4. I’m sure he remembered the first 3. But I agree. I hope when I inevitably have one it’s more like a neighbor of mine. They said he came down for breakfast, sat down at the table and then keeled over. “Dead before he hit the floor.” Traumatic for his family, but fast. Fast is the way to go.


Sgtkeebler

Some guy had 6 heart attacks, called a widow maker and survived. Mark Sheppard


sam64228

Either something about my lack of a left lung, or my kidneys since I eat so much instant noodles


Ob1cannobody

Heart failure ..maybe while fighting off an alien attack, of course


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Alone and afraid in a house at the end of the street in a quiet neighborhood out in the countryside. I imagine the neighbors would find once they realize the smell isn't just because I'm old but because I'm fuckin dead and the smell is so bad they can't take it anymore. Then they'll contact my youngest cousin who doesn't give a shit about anyone else, so I imagine she'd inherit whatever I would own at this point.


Temporary_Cat_8820

Hopefully surrounded by the ones I love and comfortable. What else could one possibly ask for.


korethekitty

By my hand.


sdfiddler1984

By swallowing a bunch of steel ball bearings before going in for an MRI. I've always wanted to become a human claymore.


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Fat-Indian

in a nice warm bed many years from now


ptraugot

Quietly in my sleep. (Unlike the passengers in my card at the time.)


Always_Wishing_1111

Lack of sleep.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

I wanna die peacefully in my sleep like grandpa,and not screaming in terror like his passengers.


EatenAss

Based on my family history, cancer. But honestly the heat might get me first…


WaywardWriter2

I have this firm belief that I'm gonna have a stroke. There's absolutely no reason for me to think I'm particularly at risk, but over the last year or so, I've just become convinced that's what will take me out. I have no idea why.


sjlplat

I don't know the details, but no doubt I'll be doing something stupid.


some12345thing

Guessing car accident or heart attack, but you can never rule out something a little more exciting.


WinterWizard9497

Liver failure. It started with an undiagnosed case of non alcholic fatty liver disease, which lead to now where I need a donor. Problem is, Im adopted so my familys not a match. And Im so dirt poor Im at the bottom of the donor list. My parents still want to test to see if theres a match, but I doubt they will be.


SaMarjaidk

Happy


youronlynora

While sleeping because I sleep most of the time


goldybowen21

Sewer slide probably.


DevlishAdvocate

Like billions of other people, in a nuclear blast in the nearer-than-you-think future when WWIII is in full swing. Edit: Added missing I


chocciehobnob

WWII? I hate to break it to you but…


imaginechi_reborn

By suicide, complications from disordered eating, or by complications from my rare disability.


sadskully

Burrito overload.


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Liver failure, I am an active alcoholic that no doctor or recovery center wants to touch anymore


Even_Mammoth5807

Suicide or vehicle accident


deadinherconcern26

My great aunt was out in the middle of a shopping trip when she had an absolutely colossal stroke and dropped dead in a Saks Fifth Avenue. Instantaneous, no suffering or slowly withering away. She died doing what she loved: Spending her serial cheating husband’s money. I wouldn’t mind having that kind of demise (the insta-death, not the shopping).


gobnyd

Fuckin queen


401ed

Hopefully the same way I live, trying to be remembered.


236000-worms

Most likely a car accident. Potentially a stray bullet or a specific ex.


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squydia

I have a pet superstition that I will die in an accident because of a fortune thing my dad bought me as a souvenir without actually reading it; my worry is that I won’t be able to cope when my partner (19 years older than me) dies; my plan is to start doing hard drugs about age 80 if I make it that long, because it’s that or dementia at that point


Urbane_One

Fucked to death by clowns behind an Arby’s.


habskilla

Peacefully, like my grandfather. Not like the screaming passengers in his car.


Dry_Candle_Stick

Alone, slowly and painfully.


5VRust

r/im14andthisisdeep


ZedKat1910

Giving a loaded shotgun a blowjob and letting it cum in my mouth..alone


Informal-Car5375

aneurysm


belindahk

My heart will stop beating, and I will cease to breathe, like just about everyone.


Zealousideal_Use_163

Being stabbed by one of my enemies while scaping prison


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Stress induced cardiac arrest or SADS (sudden adult death syndrome)


queer_no_evil

I will probably die in a bathtub. I take extremely hot baths often, and love to see how long I can hold my breath underwater. I'm in there almost an hour, listening to piano sonatas, and I don't get out until I'm dizzy. If I don't get dizzy and my skin doesn't turn a cherry red I get disappointed. Yeah


Playful-Profession-2

I have a toaster that I want to donate to you.


Callahan41

I am going to have a stroke from driving


kayyy_143

I Slip in a tub.


Valexand

Heart failure


henningknows

Heart disease I would assume


AirFlaky1838

Heart attack calling it now


CherryBombO_O

I hope something tiny gets me like a mosquito, a scratch that gets to be septic, a virus. More probable is my heart. I'd like to live long enough to see my kids be in their 40's.


erwar89

If I had to guess, I'd say heart attack or brain aneurysm 


beebyspice

if i cant get my boyfriend and my cat back then i will kill myself in not long. my life has been spent alone up until him and im not willing to keep going to experience nothing but pain and solitude.


the_godfaubel

Heart attack


KittyJun

Chronic illness


junto80

Ten years ago I would have said motorcycle accident, wreck diving miscalculation, skydiving mishap or climbing fall. But I don’t do anything fun anymore, so…stress-induced heart attack.


Loan567

Most likely due to illnesses, as I am noticing that every day I am having some health problem


kkershaw124

(Not about me but my sister) everyone that has ever been close with my sister ( friends, family, even her friends parents) have had reoccurring nightmares about her being kidnapped and killed. I take prescription medication that increases dreaming and vividness btw so it’s gorey and bloody and soooo bad. I had to stop telling her bc 100% that’s how she’s gonna die.


idkbona

I used to think it would be a car accident or a lost bullet


MrAnonymous_voice

Heart failure probably


TheGreatGoddlessPan

Suicide


OhTheHueManatee

I was playing a mountain climbing game in VR. I got distracted by a butterfly. I was so caught up in watching it I didn't realize my hands got to tired to hold me and I fell to my death. I bet my real life death will be something just like that.


TopoftheBog32

Hopefully in my sleep


EnvironmentOk758

I don't know why, but I've always had this sensation that I'll get terminal cancer at some point in my life. I really hope I don't, but I can't shake the feeling


BlueBlooper

stroke or heart attack possibly cancer


Fire-FoxAloris

When I was a teenager I was having dreams my husband murdered me with a shotgun. I hope I don't go like that. I hope it's something quick.


ChocoKintsugi

I will consciously choose to exit my body at 108 years old “mahasamadhi” (together with my hubby #2) and just float into to the tunnel of white light and see my loved ones and high five over my life review and then enjoy a new life in the astral world with my love at my side. Maybe have an astral baby.


xustos

Hopefully in my sleep


HerGracefulness28

Always have wished for going out in a big way. Probably will die of old age considering how overprotective everyone in my family is....


KubPlaz

car accident, not sure if it's gonna be my fault or not


Taergehtoel

In my sleep.


DiegoArmandoConfusao

Shitting myself


swollenbananas

Hopefully alone.


desertjax

Cardiac Arrest