Racoon. Cats would be insulting--almost to the point of breaking your self esteem--but never actually rude. Racoons would come at you like a trailer trash porch-sitter running out of beer.
Mine will make loud whale-like sounds when he's mad at the dog. He learned to yell at the dog for barking from me yelling at the dog for barking. It's hilarious.
Mine "yells" at me if I don't pay enough attention to him after getting home from work. I call it "machine-gun meowing." Lil dude will walk by my feet throughout the house and constantly meow.
Cat!!!!
Cat probably
Cats manage to be assholes without saying a word. I can't imagine they'd be less rude if they could talk.
Chihuahuas. Small dog, big attitude.
Donkey
Racoon. Cats would be insulting--almost to the point of breaking your self esteem--but never actually rude. Racoons would come at you like a trailer trash porch-sitter running out of beer.
Crows. I always feel like they are screaming profanities at me 😆
Geese
Monkeys
Cats. Cats are assholes now. If they could talk, they'd be insufferable.
They can, they just don't. Because they're assholes.
See?? LOL
Mine will make loud whale-like sounds when he's mad at the dog. He learned to yell at the dog for barking from me yelling at the dog for barking. It's hilarious.
Mine "yells" at me if I don't pay enough attention to him after getting home from work. I call it "machine-gun meowing." Lil dude will walk by my feet throughout the house and constantly meow.
Hahaha mine will crawl up on my chest and ignore me trying to push him off
Raven
The cute ones because they can get away with it.
Honey badger. Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit.
Cat
Birds