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Fyrrys

I can toss a few coins to his witcher


uber765

Got change for a Nickel?


SorryAboutLater

The house will take a big cut of that.


Trippy-Turtle-

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 HOTDOGS


Supergeek13579

I’M TRYING TO START SOMETHING


Slothnazi

Most ridiculous part of that skit was the total coming out to like $680


taroba_

put it all in a low risk ETF


GabrielPhelix

Vanguard FTW


Bizzlebanger

40% downpayment on a single family home where I live.


anonahmus

Congrats on your bankruptcy and foreclosure


thopperhopper

good luck making that transaction in a single day.


NickCbDb

You could move the money into escrow in a day. (Maybe)


zackman115

Ya OP may want to up the dollar amount. I'd just casually go buy a normal house.


passwordstolen

I one daY?


RaylanGiv3n5

Steam Summer Sale


triste___

Oh god I almost forgot that it’s going to start in the next few days. Would be money well spent to increase the number of games that sit in my library, unplayed


JennyAndTheBets1

Is that a real thing? I buy one game per sale. Because that’s about how long it would take me to play it anyway. There will ALWAYS be an opportunity next time.


triste___

It is. Whenever I look through the store I find several games that interest me and then buy on sale, sometimes. I have issues deciding what to actually play and whenever I do decide to play something new, I usually get frustrated fairly quickly since I (obviously) suck at that new game and then don’t feel like playing anymore. I kind of get overwhelmed with how much there is to learn. Sounds stupid, but that’s what I’ve observed in myself.


RaylanGiv3n5

It gets worse the older you get. I've made a deliberate decision to take the time to get acquainted with a new game before I thumbs up or thumbs down it. Though, so games, you know don't have magic within the first 30 seconds of booting it up.


peithecelt

pay off my house. pay off my car. buy winter vacations for the next 2-3 years Take the remaining (well over half of a million) and find a solid money manager to help me buy long-term, stable stocks that will bring me decent interest.


Winter-Information-4

No need for money manager. Just buy index funds.


Footmana5

So put it all in $GME


DatAlienGuy

Pay off my mortgage and my student loans. Boom. 1 million easily gone in less than 10 minutes. 


Fyrrys

So what are you gonna do with the remaining nickle?


National-Scratch-775

A coin to his witcher.


Fyrrys

Oh valley of plenty


xeoron

Taxes


toolatealreadyfapped

Hey same!


LucyVialli

Buy gold


kpeterson159

Why was this so far down?


Scrotalism

Stocks and real estate


ShowerNo3411

Is buying stocks, property, crypto allowed?


dkf_

Not stated what you can’t do just what you’d do. So yes. Same thought I had


SuperstitiousPigeon5

Classic car shopping. A climate controlled building and probably six classic cars should do all the heavy lifting of that million.


jec6613

And they also turn back into cash really easily. If the goal is to purchase something that isn't basically currency already (gold and so on), a car is the closest consumer good to cash.


SuperstitiousPigeon5

They also appreciate very quickly and you can enjoy them, at least moderately.


jec6613

I mean, I'd just say screw it and get a 289 Cobra and, that'll eat up the entire $1M, and even moderate driving will bring a much more than moderate level of enjoyment. :)


SuperstitiousPigeon5

I like to diversify. Plus you don't know how much more meat is on the bone of that Cobra. I'd be going after a GTO Judge, A 67 Corvette convertible with 4 speed and side pipes, Plymouth Superbird, a pristine Pontiac Firebird "Bandit", A Chevelle SS, and 442. I don't think the 442s get enough love and I think they'll grow in popularity as they get rarer. Couple this with a building and a few lifts for stacking storage and I'd be around 1mil.


sunny4649

Buy 1 million worth of VOO


youre-mysunshine

I'd buy a house, pay off debts, and donate to charity!


silverjkc

Does buying the s&p 500 count?


yParticle

NFTs The goal is not to have any value left after 24 hours, right?


Nashypoo

Easily.


Fyrrys

Paying off all of my debts, then family debts. If I have the money in my account, my mortgage company will take it and make a full payoff if we ask them to. Anything left after paying debts and buying a new car (nothing super fancy, just want to get something that doesn't fight with my Bluetooth and has more room, Lincoln Nautilus sized would be great) is getting invested.


Tomegunn1

Buy 1 million lotto tickets.


shonuff2653

Invest in boring stocks like the rest of my portfolio. Retire now vs 5 years from now.


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Prestigious_Bit_6375

Spend it all on hookers and blow…or at least 3/4.


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Prestigious_Bit_6375

I’m trying! Swimming in it like Scrooge mcduck! Wooo duck tales!


daddytyme428

a million dollars in bitcoin


3nails4holes

Do you mean $984,224,876 in bitcoin?


CensoredAdGuy

$gme and bitcoin


syncpulse

There's a house across the street for sale. I'm sure I could borrow the rest I'd need for it with a $1ml deposit. 


Vegan_Digital_Artist

pay off all my debt, pay my rent for the next few years


Infant_hercules88

A million pounds worth of peanut m&m’s I’d have ago at eating them all


drummingotaku

Buy an expensive ass house, brand new vehicles, and pre-pay as many bills as I can for as far out as I can. Kind of like where I live now I can pay my rent well in advance for a couple years if I ever had the money.


Rattimus

Pretty easy honestly, the house behind me is on a cul-de-sac and it's the largest parcel of land in the community. It's listed for 1.4M and hasn't sold over the last month. It's a great property, but that's a big price tag and I'm sure that's why it hasn't moved yet. Houses in this community rarely last more than 24 hours on the market, including mine when I bought it. I'd drop 1M on the house and use my existing equity to buy that property and be debt free, or have a mortgage of maybe 100-200K.


deaddovedonoteat

Pay off my house in full. Buy a house in cash where my fiance lives. That'll take care of the whole thing.


bobs143

Pay off house and any debts. Pay off home insurance and car insurance for a year. Pay on property tax as that will need to be paid out of pocket now the mortgage is done. Pay a big chunk on utilities so don't have to worry about that for a while Buy a new car for myself. In fact buy two, have one as a backup car or switch up what I drive. Get a new phone. Anything left would go into purchasing stocks, CDs, and any other investments I can get a hold of.


Andonaar

Invest 300,000.00 in a credit union by bying shares so it would acrue and i would gain an amount of interest every month that can be used as salary. That leaves 7. Buy a good vehicle, pay off a year or 2 of bills.  In my case i pay $1000 a month on average for bills; internet, electricity and water.  So that would be $24000.00. That leave me  676000 Spend 200 k to fix my up slight things in my home a bit to make it more comfortable. That would leave 476000 Add 50,000 in updated appliances, 50,000 in tools of assorted kinds 376000. Buy 76, 000 worth for goods and groceries 300000 Book a cruise in Europe for a month. Book a vacation somewher tropical. That should be around 100000 So thats 200000. Buy 100000 worth of food  both fresh and canned to be given to charity. Buy 100000 worth of clothing and goods needed for charity.


Significant-Fly-8170

I'd pay my wife $1M for sex.


Ok-Escape-6885

Buy 1 million dollars worth of gold


KittikatB

Buy a 1 million dollar term deposit


slingingnuts

I’d buy a million dollars worth of another stable currency 


growingcoolly

Any ideas of what? I was thinking gold, but I'm not even sure how you could source that much gold in one day


turbosprouts

Euro would be the obvious choice


PMYourTinyTitties

All I’m hearing from this question is that I get to buy a house


breeendan

I'd buy up a bunch of real estate and help the needy as well


wilan727

House paid off in cash.


Andrew-Cohen

House with solar panels, a well for water, septic tank for waste, tractor to grow food in the back, pay off student loans.


RoundComplete9333

I’d buy land.


Marcysdad

Prepaid credit card


Zanza89

Buy something thats worth a million so i can sell it later and use the money how i want?


Equivalent_Bunch_187

Pay off mortgage, car loan, and student loans. The rest is spent evenly between shares of SPY and some kind of bond index fund.


naked_gf

Pay off my student loans and buy a house.


Sprizys

Pay my student loans off, buy a house in a state I want to live in, and buy a car.


UnoriginalJ0k3r

Four days worth of groceries, best I can do. Edit: there’s no extra info on whether or not the IRS or similar entity knows about the 1M dollars, so safely and disrespectfully I’d have to go to Costco for the 4 days worth of groceries.


joshistaken

Lol, buy a property if I find one at a "reasonable" price


kevinsuckatlife

Maybe I'll invest 500k and spend rest 500k on some crazy ass car just to impress people


zztop610

1 day? Can do that in a few minutes on options


DrunkLifeguard

Buy a house, probably. That's a good way to spend money and still have value


Hyllihylli

$GME


radieschen-von-unten

GME 🚀🚀🚀


Gingerstachesupreme

Buy a home in cash


pynchon42

Gme shares


saltywater72

GME shares


ChesswithGoats

Grocery store.


TheLastCenturions

Advanced Warfare supply drops.


GyalMommy

The only way I can see spending it in an hour is to buy stocks or some other investment vehicle. Maybe you could get a handshake deal done on a million dollar house, but that would be tough.


Wonderful_Net_9131

Well maybe that's why the question talks about a DAY, not hour


fkn51

Gold and Freeze dried skittles


openletter8

Pay off house and all other debts. Buy myself a new car. Spend the rest on Rivian stocks or something. IDK.


PrudentAlps8736

Buy a house


FrankieOcean

buy Bitcoin.


BT_36112

buying gold


lord-dingdong

real estate.


Lazy-Joke5908

Sp500


NoManCanKillMe

about 900k euros


thingsandstuff4me

Buya house


Black_Eye8614

Bitcoin


Stummi

People are talking about gold, bitcoin, fonds, and so on. I guess I will just exchange my 1M USD with another package of 1M USD that won't disintegrate after the day 🤷 Then I have all the time to figure out what to do


Aromatic-Web-4989

buy a house


PlayBoiBaxter

doing the "family shop" at the supermarket


dkf_

Buy properly and invest. Temporary money turned to accruing money.


Eternal_Bagel

I think stock buying is the only thing that could have that kind of cost and also be completed as a transaction in the given timeframe


meganalexadra

Buy some real estate properties


ZappBrannigansLaw

Airplane, hangar, and a full refueling tank


HairlessMeatball

Hookers and cocaine! https://youtu.be/0yrIvEgqAuo?si=8fnHZNF3FATlcjwn


Ambitious-Life8650

Buy real estate. You can later sell or rent it so the money isn't gone after one day.


goldie304

Can I buy a house in a day?


Opposite_Ad_9682

Sex , drink & drugs and probably just waste the rest


Ambitious-Menu-1271

Invest all in mutual funds mid cal for 5 years so I can retire at 35.


T0-rex

Buy gold. Sell it again the next day.


unlimitedbladieworks

It’s enough to buy a small village in my country ☠️☠️


Several-Impression54

Buy several real estate properties. Keep one or two and rent the rest


TurpitudeSnuggery

Same way as I said yesterday. 1 million overall isn’t even that much.  It a house, you are looking at close to 1 million pretty easy. 


MiceAreTiny

Buy bitcoin. 


Givemefreetacos

Buy $200k in AMZN, $200k GOOG, $200k WMT, and $400k in US Gov Bonds. Retire in 10yrs


wallnutcracker2

Buy some clothes, stuff, pc, bitches, etc


tel4bob

Buy a property to use for animal rescue.


Antique_Squirrel2275

Spend it all on assets that can give you passive income that grows into generational wealth like shares of stocks in a progressive company, crypto, and cheap real estate property that you can turn into a rental business.


WeakCelery5000

Easy, but a house. A million might not cover it though.


momlin

Pay my kid's mortgages off, bills off, help some younger family members, donate some and treat my kids to an awesome vacation.


GammaDoomO

I buy ETFs tracking the major stock indexes. Done. If that’s considered cheating, I buy a bunch of gold bars and the equipment/storage needed to properly store and preserve long term


dodgeyoyo1981

By securing futures for everyone I know and donating it to all my favorite charities or causes!


NeumocortPlus

I would buy a big house, a car, I would give my husband the motorcycle of his dreams, and I would also buy stocks or long-term bonds. In addition to buying furniture, a sofa, some vacations for us and my grandmother.


Majestic_Valuable_70

Buy a low end apartment in Vancouver, Canada


KrappaFrappa

bitcoin


dougiebgood

Every time this gets asked the top answers (real estate, stocks, etc.) tend to be things that take more than one business day.


gofl-zimbard-37

I'd buy a halfway decent house that would have sold for $300K just a few years ago.


sparkling_sam

Buy a house.


SearingPenny

Spent, meaning you cannot end up with goods at the end of the day so yeah, paying for kids cancer treatment while spending a whole afternoon playing with them and rented puppies in a cancer ward. You will forever be happy that you did that.


musky_jelly_melon

Buy gold


Savsandlan

Buy a house, pay off medical bills, go to a money man and invest the rest


jackshwitz

Not gonna be too smart… just on family members


FoghornUnicorn

Pay off my mortgage, buy new cars, put in an inground pool, buy houses for my kids.


CoffeeTable105

Buy a house, sell said house later.


AuburnSpeedster

buy shares in VOO, in 15 years, I'd probably have 4 million in assets..


Beginning_Help7324

Buy Amazon gift cards, redeem the credit, you are set with a million for life now lol


No_Roof_1910

Buy blue chip stocks.


Disastrous_Act_4230

I'm a fan of Gundam model kits and Transformers action figures, trust me, that wouldn't be a problem.


AproposWuin

Crypto!


GenderFluidFerrari

Whole life insurance


Electronic_Cod_7371

Sue Perkins, radio 4?


Worldly_Clue_5611

Buy Gold


USSR89

Buy stocks. Later decide if I sell the stocks and buy a house instead or something.


kaartman1

Buy few vintage cars


Pretend-Horror1812

All on food and investment


monkeyhoward

Pay off debt and by a house with property


Nyxs55

Buy a new house, pay off my student debt. Pay off the daycare for my son for the coming 3 years. All in gone now 😅


fatguy19

I'd buy premium bonds


ReallyRedditANewAcc

4 meals at burger king


Mc60123e

Gold bullion.


jrubs38

Put it all on red


Prestigious_Bit_6375

I’m just gonna waste it on weed and candy. Let’s go play at that trampoline place, the indoor skydiving place, the rides at the stratosphere casino, one of the pools maybe, id go drive the heavy machines like the wreckers and the cranes…they have a place, I’d go skydiving…fuck I’m out of hours!


jasper_grunion

Buy an index fund


FruitParfait

I’d pay my husband 1 mil to sleep with him. Then hopefully he uses the money wisely for a down payment somewhere lol


Ill-Simple1706

Blackjack and hookers. On second thought, forget the Blackjack.


Pillarglo

Buy commercial buildings!


Guardian-King

I'll buy a 15m² home If I find one, I'll probably have to add in some more myself, but it'll be worth it


fahzbehn

Pay off my student loans. Get a first print run started on my game. Prepay rent for two years. Pay off my medical debt. Buy Magic cards and a new, modest SUV and prepay the insurance for a year. Go out to dinner and tip well. Some new clothes. A new desktop computer and a new desk. I'd probably be short a hundred bucks or so.


IronicBeaver

Any point to this type of questions?


mnaa1

Buy bitcoin


rogless

I would invest half of it in low-risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities.


MitchConner182

Dogecoin


oneAndOnlyEcho

Stocks.


ComfortableWork1139

Visa gift cards


dammdaniel_

Probably book a Rammstein concert to my hometown


Pain_Monster

A million dollars worth of lottery tickets 💵


menquestions54

Wire it to my stock brokerage and all in on tsla


AngrySalesRep

Payoff house. Give a contractor enough money to do Everything I wanna do for my house. Buy a Disney DVC membership and pay all the fees upfront for 20 years and prepay all bills I can for as long as they’ll let me pay ahead. Buy a couple vehicles and prepaid taxes for a few years. I’d be buying thousands of dollars in gift cards. Ordering a bunch of Christmas gifts for the next few years to stock up. People get some expensive jewelry.


Lilith_Christine

Easy, I buy a bunch of cars.


margarita_no_salt

Student loans. That should leave me just enough for a house, car and my credit cards.


iahebert

Pay off my mortgage.


Weekly_Photographer

Will buy a roadside plot


FuqqTrump

Lottery tickets. I would ofcourse use ChatGPT or crowd source a strategy from a group of actuary students on the best way to generate numbers.


Medium_Internet6921

A entire FLEET of kei trucks, I did the math and if the average 2500 a truck I would have 400 trucks


chief_keeg

Car for my wife. Car for myself. Buy all the furniture for my new house that'll be delivered in a week. A lot of drugs and liqour.Then buy the house.


BPringle21

Real estate Real estate Real estate


Then_Pay5432

Pay off loans (car, student, house), max out retirement accounts for the year, custom motorcycle mmhmm… With the leftover? Pay off my best friends’ debts and max out their retirement accounts - I owe them my life. Any more? I’ll pay my dad for contractor services, whatever they may be 👀


fleurocean

Buying a house in Carmel,California


Car_loapher

Car parts


Dubious_Titan

property or a bunch of bonds/stocks.


godzillance

House renovation, brand new car, and investment.


Apg3410

Gambling


Aromatic_Berry_3879

Buying a stock that pays a high dividend


Outlander56

Buy Clarence Thomas. Best justice money can buy